Hiei The Baby-sitter, by SSJAniFan
Part 2: Nightmares in Toddler Sitting!
Remember, - - means thoughts
Disclaimer: No, I still don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but I do own a few DVDs and one video game based on them. Not the property, sadly T.T
Hiei and Kurama stood in shock. In front of them, Yusuke and Kuwabara were sitting there, and they had both been reduced to the age of three. Hiei still couldn't believe that this was happening. "Kurama... are you sure that those two are really them?"
Kurama stood next to Hiei, trying to make sure that this was actually their two allies, and not some sort of illusion. "I believe so. However, maybe it's best to determine if that's really the case."
"I agree," Hiei replied. He removed his headband, revealing his Jagon eye, and walked over to the two children. -Are you really Yusuke? I guess the Jagon will let us know in a few seconds...- And then, something unexpected happened.
"You're scary!," Yusuke screamed. He jumped out of the chair and ran away from Hiei. Kuwabara then started to cry and ran after Yusuke.
"What the..? Why'd they run away just now?," a now perplexed Hiei exclaimed, putting his headband back on.
"Apparently, their minds have been reduced to that of child's as well," Kurama said, doing his best to suppress a small laugh. "No doubt, they were probably afraid of your third eye."
"Speaking of those kids," Hiei said, eyeing the two three-year-olds, "the Jagon has confirmed it. Those really are Yusuke and Kuwabara."
"That may answer one question, but now it only leaves another," Kurama said. "Who would do this to them, and why? Even more perplexing, how could this happen in the first place?"
"There's one item I can think of," Hiei replied, eyeing his friend. "The same object that allowed you to return to your original yoko form."
"You don't mean Suzuka, do you? Why would he do that? He helped us defeat Toguro during the Ankoku Budokai!"
"I never said it was that clown. Maybe somebody was able to duplicate the effects of his little 'youth formula.' The only way to find out for sure is if we find and ask him ourselves."
"You do have a point, Hiei. We have not seen him in quite some time. But to you honestly think it's wise to leave these two alone by themselves?"
"What could possibly happen to them?," Hiei asked.
At that second, Kuwabara noticed an electrical outlet. "Oh, pwetty!," he said, trying to touch the inside of it. Luckily, Kurama noticed this and picked him up before it was too late."
"You were saying, Hiei?"
"Well, they probably wouldn't get into too much trouble."
"Hiei..."
Hiei groaned. He knew when arguing with Kurama was pointless, and this was one of those times. "Okay, fine. So you're suggesting that one of us stay here and watch over the two?"
"Yes, that is correct. So while you're looking after them, I'll talk to Suzuka. I'll also inform Koenma of Yusuke's little... problem," Kurama said, starting to head for the door.
"Yes, you're right, that fool Koenma probably should... wait..... did you just say that I'D be watching over them?!"
"Well............. yes?," Kurama replied sheepishly, hoping Hiei would agree, and starting to worry that the fire and ice yokai may have one of his infamous "tantrums." "After all, you've always been able to look after Yukina..." -And knowing you, Suzuka would probably refuse to tell us anything, especially with your methods of interrogation.-
"NO WAY! I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH OVER TWO... KIDS, ESPECIALLY IF ONE OF THEM IS THAT MORON KUWABARA!"
"Hiei, you do know that there's always one other way to settle this....," Kurama said, getting slightly annoyed.
"Fine," Hiei replied. "At least doing it that way gives me a 50/50 chance."
In a few seconds, it was over. Kurama stood victorious. "Well, you lose Hiei. You know perfectly that paper beats rock. I trust you not to follow me." And with that, Kurama ran out of the door.
Hiei just stood there. He wanted to leave and follow Kurama, but he had promised him that he'd stay if he lost their game of janken, and an angry kitsune was the last thing he needed. "Stupid Nigen game...," he muttered under his breath. It was then that he realized that he was currently alone. Yusuke and Kuwabara were nowhere to be seen! "Where are those little brats?!," he wondered, starting to look for them. It wasn't long before he found them. Yusuke was wearing a cardboard box on his head as if it were a helmet, and beside the two, they had a bowl full of rotten tomatoes. "What.... are you doing?!"
"Kuwabara, look! An evil dark mutant from the Netherworld has appeared!," Yusuke said.
"Then wet's get him!," Kuwabara replied, grabbing a pile of the tomatoes. "Fire away, wobot commander Yusuke!"
Hiei screamed as the tomatoes bombarded him relentlessly. When it was over, he was covered in the red vegetable innards. "That's it.... ALLIES OR NOT, YOU TWO KIDS ARE DEAD!!!"
"It's only mad him angwier!," Kuwabara screamed. "Yusuke, we need to wetweat!"
"No way! We stand our ground!," Yusuke replied. As the now pissed Hiei dashed straight to where the two kids were, the two each dove to a different side behind the couch and grabbed a piece of rope he hadn't seen before. Hiei noticed too late as they pulled, causing him to trip over it and land face first on the floor. The two brats then ran by him off to who knows where.
Hiei groaned. "If this is what looking after those two kids is going to be like the whole time... then for their sake, Kurama better return SOON..."
---Meanwhile---
"And so, the situation is, both Yusuke and Kuwabara have been transformed into children," Kurama explained through the communication mirror that Yusuke had once lent him.
"You're serious, Kurama? Yusuke AND Kuwabara are now little KIDS?!," Koenma asked the human/kitsune.
"Yes. In fact, Hiei's watching over them right now."
"Hiei.... watching..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH, THIS IS PERFECT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"Um, Koenma," George said, handing the pint-sized ruler a paper slip. "Some spirits want you to sign this..."
"In a minute okay?! This is just too funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Koenma, WHAT'S so funny?," Kurama asked, now growing impatient.
"It's just.... it's just that those two were always giving me a hard time just because I looked like a toddler... and now they really ARE toddlers! And HIEI, of all people, is watching them?! Now this is something too good to miss!"
"Um, Lord Koenma?"
"In a minute, ogre! Anyway, you're right, Suzuka is a prime suspect currently. Well, I'll have Botan accompany you to where he's currently residing. It actually shouldn't be to far from here!"
"Thank you, Koenma," Kurama said, closing the communication mirror. Koenma waited a few more seconds before resuming his maniacal laughter at Yusuke's current situation.
---Meanwhile---
After recovering from his "crash landing," Hiei resumed his search for the 3-year-olds. "They better just sit down and shut up if they know what's good for them," he said aloud. Once again, he was unprepared for the sights of destruction before him. Yusuke and Kuwabara were now holding water pistols, trying to hit each other.
"You'll newer catch me, copper!," Kuwabara yelled, aiming his water pistol square it Yusuke. Yusuke dodged and the beam of water hit the TV set, short-circuiting it.
-I'm definitely not taking responsibility for that- "Okay you two, sit down and--"
"Ah! The thief's accomplice!," Yusuke yelled, aiming his water pistol square at Hiei's face.
"What.... don't even think--" But Hiei couldn't finish this sentence, as the spray of water caught him unprepared. As the now dripping-wet demon stood there trying to contain his anger, the two then grabbed some videos on the shelf and threw them at each other as if they were bombs. -Okay, Hiei, think.... how do you stop them? Maybe transform into your true form? No... Yusuke was scared just seeing my third eye... they'd be traumatized for life... then again, that may not actually be a bad thing.... thinkthinkthink... Ah, I've got it!- "Say, kids...," Hiei said innocently.
"What?," the two brats asked.
"Well, I've been thinking... maybe if you behave well enough.... I'll go and get you some candy! How's that?" -That way, you'll be distracted until Kurama arrives.-
"YEAH! CANDY!," the two kids said, jumping up and down in excitement.
Hiei smiled. Hopefully, this would mean that they would lay off him for a while. Of course, little did Hiei know the horrors of giving three-year-olds sugar....
TO BE CONTINUED...
Next time, Hiei does as he promised in this chapter, but now he's unleashed two even worse monsters! He's barely surviving the current kids, but can he survive two brats on a sugar-high?! Plus, Kurama talks with Suzuka! Don't miss the even more craziness in "The Candy Store and The Horrors of Sugar High!"
PS, the current count on whether you want me to do the Kikyo bashing story is 3-2, with bashing her in the lead! Please vote more!
PPS, I've currently gotten a few people to appear in my upcoming YYH/DBZ story, "The Dead Live!" Please tell me in your review or email me if you want to review, and please specify your gender, personality for the story, and any YYH/DBZ villains you specifically want to beat up! Until then, see ya!
Part 2: Nightmares in Toddler Sitting!
Remember, - - means thoughts
Disclaimer: No, I still don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but I do own a few DVDs and one video game based on them. Not the property, sadly T.T
Hiei and Kurama stood in shock. In front of them, Yusuke and Kuwabara were sitting there, and they had both been reduced to the age of three. Hiei still couldn't believe that this was happening. "Kurama... are you sure that those two are really them?"
Kurama stood next to Hiei, trying to make sure that this was actually their two allies, and not some sort of illusion. "I believe so. However, maybe it's best to determine if that's really the case."
"I agree," Hiei replied. He removed his headband, revealing his Jagon eye, and walked over to the two children. -Are you really Yusuke? I guess the Jagon will let us know in a few seconds...- And then, something unexpected happened.
"You're scary!," Yusuke screamed. He jumped out of the chair and ran away from Hiei. Kuwabara then started to cry and ran after Yusuke.
"What the..? Why'd they run away just now?," a now perplexed Hiei exclaimed, putting his headband back on.
"Apparently, their minds have been reduced to that of child's as well," Kurama said, doing his best to suppress a small laugh. "No doubt, they were probably afraid of your third eye."
"Speaking of those kids," Hiei said, eyeing the two three-year-olds, "the Jagon has confirmed it. Those really are Yusuke and Kuwabara."
"That may answer one question, but now it only leaves another," Kurama said. "Who would do this to them, and why? Even more perplexing, how could this happen in the first place?"
"There's one item I can think of," Hiei replied, eyeing his friend. "The same object that allowed you to return to your original yoko form."
"You don't mean Suzuka, do you? Why would he do that? He helped us defeat Toguro during the Ankoku Budokai!"
"I never said it was that clown. Maybe somebody was able to duplicate the effects of his little 'youth formula.' The only way to find out for sure is if we find and ask him ourselves."
"You do have a point, Hiei. We have not seen him in quite some time. But to you honestly think it's wise to leave these two alone by themselves?"
"What could possibly happen to them?," Hiei asked.
At that second, Kuwabara noticed an electrical outlet. "Oh, pwetty!," he said, trying to touch the inside of it. Luckily, Kurama noticed this and picked him up before it was too late."
"You were saying, Hiei?"
"Well, they probably wouldn't get into too much trouble."
"Hiei..."
Hiei groaned. He knew when arguing with Kurama was pointless, and this was one of those times. "Okay, fine. So you're suggesting that one of us stay here and watch over the two?"
"Yes, that is correct. So while you're looking after them, I'll talk to Suzuka. I'll also inform Koenma of Yusuke's little... problem," Kurama said, starting to head for the door.
"Yes, you're right, that fool Koenma probably should... wait..... did you just say that I'D be watching over them?!"
"Well............. yes?," Kurama replied sheepishly, hoping Hiei would agree, and starting to worry that the fire and ice yokai may have one of his infamous "tantrums." "After all, you've always been able to look after Yukina..." -And knowing you, Suzuka would probably refuse to tell us anything, especially with your methods of interrogation.-
"NO WAY! I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH OVER TWO... KIDS, ESPECIALLY IF ONE OF THEM IS THAT MORON KUWABARA!"
"Hiei, you do know that there's always one other way to settle this....," Kurama said, getting slightly annoyed.
"Fine," Hiei replied. "At least doing it that way gives me a 50/50 chance."
In a few seconds, it was over. Kurama stood victorious. "Well, you lose Hiei. You know perfectly that paper beats rock. I trust you not to follow me." And with that, Kurama ran out of the door.
Hiei just stood there. He wanted to leave and follow Kurama, but he had promised him that he'd stay if he lost their game of janken, and an angry kitsune was the last thing he needed. "Stupid Nigen game...," he muttered under his breath. It was then that he realized that he was currently alone. Yusuke and Kuwabara were nowhere to be seen! "Where are those little brats?!," he wondered, starting to look for them. It wasn't long before he found them. Yusuke was wearing a cardboard box on his head as if it were a helmet, and beside the two, they had a bowl full of rotten tomatoes. "What.... are you doing?!"
"Kuwabara, look! An evil dark mutant from the Netherworld has appeared!," Yusuke said.
"Then wet's get him!," Kuwabara replied, grabbing a pile of the tomatoes. "Fire away, wobot commander Yusuke!"
Hiei screamed as the tomatoes bombarded him relentlessly. When it was over, he was covered in the red vegetable innards. "That's it.... ALLIES OR NOT, YOU TWO KIDS ARE DEAD!!!"
"It's only mad him angwier!," Kuwabara screamed. "Yusuke, we need to wetweat!"
"No way! We stand our ground!," Yusuke replied. As the now pissed Hiei dashed straight to where the two kids were, the two each dove to a different side behind the couch and grabbed a piece of rope he hadn't seen before. Hiei noticed too late as they pulled, causing him to trip over it and land face first on the floor. The two brats then ran by him off to who knows where.
Hiei groaned. "If this is what looking after those two kids is going to be like the whole time... then for their sake, Kurama better return SOON..."
---Meanwhile---
"And so, the situation is, both Yusuke and Kuwabara have been transformed into children," Kurama explained through the communication mirror that Yusuke had once lent him.
"You're serious, Kurama? Yusuke AND Kuwabara are now little KIDS?!," Koenma asked the human/kitsune.
"Yes. In fact, Hiei's watching over them right now."
"Hiei.... watching..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH, THIS IS PERFECT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"Um, Koenma," George said, handing the pint-sized ruler a paper slip. "Some spirits want you to sign this..."
"In a minute okay?! This is just too funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Koenma, WHAT'S so funny?," Kurama asked, now growing impatient.
"It's just.... it's just that those two were always giving me a hard time just because I looked like a toddler... and now they really ARE toddlers! And HIEI, of all people, is watching them?! Now this is something too good to miss!"
"Um, Lord Koenma?"
"In a minute, ogre! Anyway, you're right, Suzuka is a prime suspect currently. Well, I'll have Botan accompany you to where he's currently residing. It actually shouldn't be to far from here!"
"Thank you, Koenma," Kurama said, closing the communication mirror. Koenma waited a few more seconds before resuming his maniacal laughter at Yusuke's current situation.
---Meanwhile---
After recovering from his "crash landing," Hiei resumed his search for the 3-year-olds. "They better just sit down and shut up if they know what's good for them," he said aloud. Once again, he was unprepared for the sights of destruction before him. Yusuke and Kuwabara were now holding water pistols, trying to hit each other.
"You'll newer catch me, copper!," Kuwabara yelled, aiming his water pistol square it Yusuke. Yusuke dodged and the beam of water hit the TV set, short-circuiting it.
-I'm definitely not taking responsibility for that- "Okay you two, sit down and--"
"Ah! The thief's accomplice!," Yusuke yelled, aiming his water pistol square at Hiei's face.
"What.... don't even think--" But Hiei couldn't finish this sentence, as the spray of water caught him unprepared. As the now dripping-wet demon stood there trying to contain his anger, the two then grabbed some videos on the shelf and threw them at each other as if they were bombs. -Okay, Hiei, think.... how do you stop them? Maybe transform into your true form? No... Yusuke was scared just seeing my third eye... they'd be traumatized for life... then again, that may not actually be a bad thing.... thinkthinkthink... Ah, I've got it!- "Say, kids...," Hiei said innocently.
"What?," the two brats asked.
"Well, I've been thinking... maybe if you behave well enough.... I'll go and get you some candy! How's that?" -That way, you'll be distracted until Kurama arrives.-
"YEAH! CANDY!," the two kids said, jumping up and down in excitement.
Hiei smiled. Hopefully, this would mean that they would lay off him for a while. Of course, little did Hiei know the horrors of giving three-year-olds sugar....
TO BE CONTINUED...
Next time, Hiei does as he promised in this chapter, but now he's unleashed two even worse monsters! He's barely surviving the current kids, but can he survive two brats on a sugar-high?! Plus, Kurama talks with Suzuka! Don't miss the even more craziness in "The Candy Store and The Horrors of Sugar High!"
PS, the current count on whether you want me to do the Kikyo bashing story is 3-2, with bashing her in the lead! Please vote more!
PPS, I've currently gotten a few people to appear in my upcoming YYH/DBZ story, "The Dead Live!" Please tell me in your review or email me if you want to review, and please specify your gender, personality for the story, and any YYH/DBZ villains you specifically want to beat up! Until then, see ya!