Disclaimer: I don't own this fic, I don't own the games, so leave me the Hell alone!! (sobbing)
Raziel: Tyew tyew tyew!
Oh shut up.
Alright, thank you for the reviews, all of you.
Angel-chan- Still sorry about that... I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need some of that white powder by the end of the chapter. Wink wink. Bet your parents are nice people.
OrpheumZero- No problem. Oh you had better, I'm dry. Well, after the Raz idea Ryan made. Heh Heh. ~_^
Deionarra: Yeah, I loved that one too. Still downloading, are you? ~.-
Concept of a demon- Wish you well. I guess I should take that as one hell of a compliment, huh? Probably better by now. I'm seriously jet legging.
Unknown- I'm that good, huh? Well don't expect the real dialogue.
THANK THE LOT OF YOU!! ^-^
Malek: *ahem*
Onto the fic. (Mutters) Loser.
Malek: (tases him, yet again)
CCCCCCRRRRRRRAPPP!!!!! CRAPYWAPYLAPY!
Gimme suggestions
Blood Omen: The Legacy of Chibi Kain
Chapter4: Damn that first born lieutenant
[where we left off, the Pillars]
Kain: (still doing it) D'OH!!
Ryan: It could be worse, you could shrink, Kain-kun.
Mike: (slaps Ryan) No chibi shit!
Kain: True. Onward, to Vasserbunde, the once renown party town!
Ryan: Got bled dry of booze, after we robbed Nut-grabber.
Kain: Nut-grabber? Who the hell do you call 'Nut-grabber'?
Mike: That's what he calls Nut-rupture.
Kain: (quirks an eyebrow) Nut-rupture? Who the HELL are you talking about?
Ariel: They're making fun of my ex, you dumbass chibi!
Kain: You had a boyfriend? What kind of desperate freak would go out with a half-faced ghost?
Ariel: He was my ex when I was alive, you idiot!
Kain: (goes from pale to tanned) People who die can turn to ghosts?
Ariel: Uh-huh.
Kain: EeeeeAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (runs like a terrified chibi)
Mike: Whoa, what scared the little guy so much?
Ariel: He found out that you become a ghost after you die.
Mike: Oh.
Ryan: (turns plaid) WHATCHASAYGHOSTFROMMANNOTGOODDON'TWANNABEAGHOSTGOTTARUNFROMARIEL!!!!!!!!! (chases after Kain)
Mike: Excuse them. I'll leave now.
Ariel: Oh yes, you will.
Mike: Heheh... hoo... Bye then! (Dashes after them)
BREAK TIME
[insert theme 'Let's get this party started' by Korn]
God I love that song
Malek: No screwing around! (Tases him)
OW!! Cut that out!
Malek: Bow me. (Smashes the shaft over his head)
Oof, (falls onto one knee) Don't make me hurt you, Onikage style. (Pronounced Own-e-cog-a) (I think so anyway, any Tenchu fans, tell me if I'm wrong)
Malek: You're going to rip my only khaki's?
That's it, no one disrespects the only asshole to survive three Tenchu games! (Starts laying into him, only using his legs) I love it! I love it!
Malek: Ow, oof, frig, crap, that hurt, quit sapping my health! OW! (Breaks apart, then gets back up) You... are... SCREWED!!! (glows evilly and forms energy balls in his hands)
Son-of-a-
[back in the story]
Kain: (now calmed, standing in front of the 'Light Shrine') I wonder if there's a cool spell in here...
BITCH!!!
Mike: What the hell was that?!
Ryan: Dude, he sounded pissed!
Kain: Someone's screwing with the author?
Mike: Undoubtedly, but it's probably M-boy again.
Ryan: Cool shrine.
Mike: I hope that it's something for me.
Kain: I wonder what that bat card was earlier.
Ryan: You missed an ability card?!
Kain: You guys missed it too!
Mike: He's right, you know.
Ryan: Fine, let's get that card.
AT THE BAT beacon. I mut BE annoying you BY KnoW.
Mike: Three card's? Strange, ut they seem to make a picture.
Kain: (takes the middle one) What's this one?
Kain VO: The bat body form. It allows me to be carried a great distance by the two wing cards. Ironically our body breaks into tiny bats, making this totally irrelevant.
Mike: I'll take the right wing. (Snags it)
Mike VO: The right wing of the bat form. Along with the two other forms, it can allow me to carry Kain a great distance. Life blows, and then you fly.
Ryan: I wonder what this one is.
Mike: Three cards, one a body, and one the right wing. I really wonder.
Ryan VO: Cool! It's a bat wing, I wonder what it does.
Mike VO: Read it from the script, you illiterate ass humper!
Ryan: Don't be mean, Mike-kun!
Slapping sound
Kain VO: Just read your line!
Ryan VO: Which one?
Mike: (scratches the back of his head and stretches)
Kain: (lights up a smoke and pulls out a book entitled 'How to pick up chicks if you're a smurf for dummies. For dummies edition')
Ryan: (staring at blank space, drool hanging from one end of his mouth)
Mike VO: No you idiot, that's my line! Read the goddamn one with RYAN WRITTEN NEXT TO IT ALREADY!!!
Ryan VO: Why are you mean, Mike-kun?
Mike VO: Screw. Screw you, screw Kain, screw the author, screw Malek, SCREW THE LOT OF YOU! I quit! (Walks out, but you can't see it)
Ryan VO: You mean the one where I talk about the bat wing?
Kain VO: It's too late. I guess I'll read his lines.
Mike: Crap.
Ryan VO: The left wing of the bat form. I can fly like a birdie!
Kain: Good. Let's try it.
All three: Mighty Morphin' bat form! (Break into a group of bat's, and fly to the Pillars)
at the Pillars
Ariel: (consoling the other Mike, from The Misadventures of Unit FOXHOUND) There there, just let it out.
Mike2: And they asked me to read a script for a Mike from another dimension, and it went fine, until... I met 'him'.
Ariel: Him?
Mike: The other Ryan, from the Dragon Ball universe. He is the one stupidest a-hole I ever met. Look at me! I'm toting guns to the max, and an infinite ammo key chain! I'm going home.
Ariel: All right. (About to press a button on the Pillars)
Mike: Wait!
Mike2: Oh, great. Me.
Ryan: Me too, Mike2-kun.
Mike2: I can't handle it! (Drops to his knees and smashes his head off of the ground) AARG!! (draws a FAMAS rifle and blows Ryan off his feet)
Ryan: (Get's up) Dude, you have to bleed me dry to kill me with that gun.
Ariel: Stop! You'll tear a hole in space.
Kain: What's going on?
Mike: All of us author's have several forms, depending on the fic. The Pillars lock all of the universes together. It's the doorway to the infinite.
Kain: If it would be destroyed?
Mike: The greatest crossover of all time.
I don't mean greatest as in best, but the biggest
Mike2: Damn you! (Drops the gun and pulls out a Katana) Have at you! (Flips a bunch of times and lands beside him) Shineh. (Die)
Ryan: Whoa! (Dodges decapitation)
Mike: I have an idea. To the light shrine!
At the Light Shrine
Kain: And the plan is? (He's been saying it the whole time)
Mike: I don't have a plan. I hate Ryan, and I love spells.
Kain: You realize you're a jackass?
Mike: You realize you're a smurf?
Strange Voice: Tyew, tyew-tyew tyew!
Mike: The hell? (Him and Kain look around, trying to find the source of the noise)
Kain: God, no!
Raziel: (pretending to force projectile them) Tyew tyew, tyew, tyew. Tyew tyew tyew tyew tyew-tyew!
Kain and Mike: (blank faces, completely annoyed)
Raz: Tyew tyew tyew.
Mike: Let's just go.
Deeper in the Shrine.
Mike: All right, we have to press those switches and kill those zombies. Ready?
Kain: Yup. Vae Victus! (Charges a zombie, but get's knocked off of his feet as it explodes. Some strange beam hitting it) Whoa!
Mike: Kain, get down!
Kain: Huh? (Looks to the source of the blast, but can't see it in the gloom) One white and one yellow glowing orb?
Orbs: (disappear)
Mike: Freaky. (scopes out the area, then presses the switches) Come on, the door is open.
Kain: Freaky eyes. Where do I know them from?
Mike: C'mon!
Kain: Wait up! (Runs after him)
In the final room.
Kain VO: (impersonating Mike VO horribly) Der it wuz, da light spell thingy.
Mike: I am not a hillbilly, you damn voice.
Kain VO: Then what the hell are you?
Mike: Doesn't matter what I am. But what I will be, however...
Kain: Mike, you okay?
Mike: I'm fine. (Snaps out of it and smiles) Sorry bout that. (Gets the spell card)
All: (waiting for a voice over)
Mike: Hell with it. This baby let's me light up rooms without being hurt. Totally useless.
Kain: Happy?
Mike: Yup. Let's go save Ryan!
Kain: But you said-
Mike: I lied.
At the Pillars. My ribs hurt.
Mike2: Damn! (Drops the grenade gun and pulls out the rocket launcher)
Back at the Shrine, near the exit
Raziel: (the glowing orbs) Tyew tyew tyew, tyew tyew tyew!!
Mike: Damn, still here!
Kain: (draws the knife) I'll have him in pieces!
Mike: I have a plan. First step: Run like Hell! (I hate that game)
Kain: (running) Why are we running?
Mike: You'll see!
Once they clear it by fifteen feet
Mike: Take this. (Starts to glow, then fires Kain's Lightning spell, tearing out the supports and tearing down walls)
Shrine collapses, crushing Raz
Kain: Safe!
Mike: For the moment. (In heroic voice) To the Pillars!
At the Pillars
Ryan: Harg! (Lands hard)
Mike2: (bleeding from gashes on his stomach and above his eye) Heheh... tiring?
Mike: You!
Mike2: Heh. (Stands straight) I'm back. What'cha got?
Mike: This! Taioken! (Uses light at point blank range, blinding him)
Mike2: No! (Drops onto his knees) I'm blinded!
Mike: Now!
Raz: Tyew, tyew-(accidently fires, knocking Mike2 into the Balance Pillar)
Kain: Now!
Ariel: (dramatically presses the button on the Pillar of Balance, sucking Mike2 back into his own world) Die. (Echoes)
Mike: (starting to get sucked in too) Turn it off already.
Ariel: (laughs nervously) That's kind of... tricky. Only Moebius knows how to do that.
Mike: (really nervous) Don't play around like that. (Gets sucked closer)
Ariel: I'm not.
Mike: Oh, FRIG! (Gets hit by a thunder bolt in the chest, and gets sucked in) I hate you Bruce Campbell!
Ryan: Dude! He's gone!
Kain: What happened?
Ariel: Find out that, and much more, in the next episode of-
All: The Legacy of Chibi Kain!
Mike's Voice: Assholes!
END
[The Unforgiven]
AN: Well, Mike's screwed, and why was he acting so strange? And did I just cross both Mike's over? Yup. I'm probably going to have a different dimension Mike hop in to replace him in every chap. I'll take any suggestion. DBZ Mike, Tenchu Mike, FF7 Mike, Resident Evil Mike, whatever. Tell me what you want me to do, and I'll do it. I love you all! For I am
CANADIAN!
Seph0201- Proud owner of CAP wear. Canadian, and proud.
Seph: (in another stretcher) I'm thinking of not defending Onikage anymore.
Paramedic: Want another respirator?
Seph0201: Please. (Gets one, and gives all readers a tumbs up. Gives Reviewers a place in his fic)
Oh yeah, after we kill Nupraptor I'm going to have the guys hold a kegger. Who wants to be a special guest star in my fic?
Raziel: Tyew tyew tyew!
Oh shut up.
Alright, thank you for the reviews, all of you.
Angel-chan- Still sorry about that... I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need some of that white powder by the end of the chapter. Wink wink. Bet your parents are nice people.
OrpheumZero- No problem. Oh you had better, I'm dry. Well, after the Raz idea Ryan made. Heh Heh. ~_^
Deionarra: Yeah, I loved that one too. Still downloading, are you? ~.-
Concept of a demon- Wish you well. I guess I should take that as one hell of a compliment, huh? Probably better by now. I'm seriously jet legging.
Unknown- I'm that good, huh? Well don't expect the real dialogue.
THANK THE LOT OF YOU!! ^-^
Malek: *ahem*
Onto the fic. (Mutters) Loser.
Malek: (tases him, yet again)
CCCCCCRRRRRRRAPPP!!!!! CRAPYWAPYLAPY!
Gimme suggestions
Blood Omen: The Legacy of Chibi Kain
Chapter4: Damn that first born lieutenant
[where we left off, the Pillars]
Kain: (still doing it) D'OH!!
Ryan: It could be worse, you could shrink, Kain-kun.
Mike: (slaps Ryan) No chibi shit!
Kain: True. Onward, to Vasserbunde, the once renown party town!
Ryan: Got bled dry of booze, after we robbed Nut-grabber.
Kain: Nut-grabber? Who the hell do you call 'Nut-grabber'?
Mike: That's what he calls Nut-rupture.
Kain: (quirks an eyebrow) Nut-rupture? Who the HELL are you talking about?
Ariel: They're making fun of my ex, you dumbass chibi!
Kain: You had a boyfriend? What kind of desperate freak would go out with a half-faced ghost?
Ariel: He was my ex when I was alive, you idiot!
Kain: (goes from pale to tanned) People who die can turn to ghosts?
Ariel: Uh-huh.
Kain: EeeeeAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (runs like a terrified chibi)
Mike: Whoa, what scared the little guy so much?
Ariel: He found out that you become a ghost after you die.
Mike: Oh.
Ryan: (turns plaid) WHATCHASAYGHOSTFROMMANNOTGOODDON'TWANNABEAGHOSTGOTTARUNFROMARIEL!!!!!!!!! (chases after Kain)
Mike: Excuse them. I'll leave now.
Ariel: Oh yes, you will.
Mike: Heheh... hoo... Bye then! (Dashes after them)
BREAK TIME
[insert theme 'Let's get this party started' by Korn]
God I love that song
Malek: No screwing around! (Tases him)
OW!! Cut that out!
Malek: Bow me. (Smashes the shaft over his head)
Oof, (falls onto one knee) Don't make me hurt you, Onikage style. (Pronounced Own-e-cog-a) (I think so anyway, any Tenchu fans, tell me if I'm wrong)
Malek: You're going to rip my only khaki's?
That's it, no one disrespects the only asshole to survive three Tenchu games! (Starts laying into him, only using his legs) I love it! I love it!
Malek: Ow, oof, frig, crap, that hurt, quit sapping my health! OW! (Breaks apart, then gets back up) You... are... SCREWED!!! (glows evilly and forms energy balls in his hands)
Son-of-a-
[back in the story]
Kain: (now calmed, standing in front of the 'Light Shrine') I wonder if there's a cool spell in here...
BITCH!!!
Mike: What the hell was that?!
Ryan: Dude, he sounded pissed!
Kain: Someone's screwing with the author?
Mike: Undoubtedly, but it's probably M-boy again.
Ryan: Cool shrine.
Mike: I hope that it's something for me.
Kain: I wonder what that bat card was earlier.
Ryan: You missed an ability card?!
Kain: You guys missed it too!
Mike: He's right, you know.
Ryan: Fine, let's get that card.
AT THE BAT beacon. I mut BE annoying you BY KnoW.
Mike: Three card's? Strange, ut they seem to make a picture.
Kain: (takes the middle one) What's this one?
Kain VO: The bat body form. It allows me to be carried a great distance by the two wing cards. Ironically our body breaks into tiny bats, making this totally irrelevant.
Mike: I'll take the right wing. (Snags it)
Mike VO: The right wing of the bat form. Along with the two other forms, it can allow me to carry Kain a great distance. Life blows, and then you fly.
Ryan: I wonder what this one is.
Mike: Three cards, one a body, and one the right wing. I really wonder.
Ryan VO: Cool! It's a bat wing, I wonder what it does.
Mike VO: Read it from the script, you illiterate ass humper!
Ryan: Don't be mean, Mike-kun!
Slapping sound
Kain VO: Just read your line!
Ryan VO: Which one?
Mike: (scratches the back of his head and stretches)
Kain: (lights up a smoke and pulls out a book entitled 'How to pick up chicks if you're a smurf for dummies. For dummies edition')
Ryan: (staring at blank space, drool hanging from one end of his mouth)
Mike VO: No you idiot, that's my line! Read the goddamn one with RYAN WRITTEN NEXT TO IT ALREADY!!!
Ryan VO: Why are you mean, Mike-kun?
Mike VO: Screw. Screw you, screw Kain, screw the author, screw Malek, SCREW THE LOT OF YOU! I quit! (Walks out, but you can't see it)
Ryan VO: You mean the one where I talk about the bat wing?
Kain VO: It's too late. I guess I'll read his lines.
Mike: Crap.
Ryan VO: The left wing of the bat form. I can fly like a birdie!
Kain: Good. Let's try it.
All three: Mighty Morphin' bat form! (Break into a group of bat's, and fly to the Pillars)
at the Pillars
Ariel: (consoling the other Mike, from The Misadventures of Unit FOXHOUND) There there, just let it out.
Mike2: And they asked me to read a script for a Mike from another dimension, and it went fine, until... I met 'him'.
Ariel: Him?
Mike: The other Ryan, from the Dragon Ball universe. He is the one stupidest a-hole I ever met. Look at me! I'm toting guns to the max, and an infinite ammo key chain! I'm going home.
Ariel: All right. (About to press a button on the Pillars)
Mike: Wait!
Mike2: Oh, great. Me.
Ryan: Me too, Mike2-kun.
Mike2: I can't handle it! (Drops to his knees and smashes his head off of the ground) AARG!! (draws a FAMAS rifle and blows Ryan off his feet)
Ryan: (Get's up) Dude, you have to bleed me dry to kill me with that gun.
Ariel: Stop! You'll tear a hole in space.
Kain: What's going on?
Mike: All of us author's have several forms, depending on the fic. The Pillars lock all of the universes together. It's the doorway to the infinite.
Kain: If it would be destroyed?
Mike: The greatest crossover of all time.
I don't mean greatest as in best, but the biggest
Mike2: Damn you! (Drops the gun and pulls out a Katana) Have at you! (Flips a bunch of times and lands beside him) Shineh. (Die)
Ryan: Whoa! (Dodges decapitation)
Mike: I have an idea. To the light shrine!
At the Light Shrine
Kain: And the plan is? (He's been saying it the whole time)
Mike: I don't have a plan. I hate Ryan, and I love spells.
Kain: You realize you're a jackass?
Mike: You realize you're a smurf?
Strange Voice: Tyew, tyew-tyew tyew!
Mike: The hell? (Him and Kain look around, trying to find the source of the noise)
Kain: God, no!
Raziel: (pretending to force projectile them) Tyew tyew, tyew, tyew. Tyew tyew tyew tyew tyew-tyew!
Kain and Mike: (blank faces, completely annoyed)
Raz: Tyew tyew tyew.
Mike: Let's just go.
Deeper in the Shrine.
Mike: All right, we have to press those switches and kill those zombies. Ready?
Kain: Yup. Vae Victus! (Charges a zombie, but get's knocked off of his feet as it explodes. Some strange beam hitting it) Whoa!
Mike: Kain, get down!
Kain: Huh? (Looks to the source of the blast, but can't see it in the gloom) One white and one yellow glowing orb?
Orbs: (disappear)
Mike: Freaky. (scopes out the area, then presses the switches) Come on, the door is open.
Kain: Freaky eyes. Where do I know them from?
Mike: C'mon!
Kain: Wait up! (Runs after him)
In the final room.
Kain VO: (impersonating Mike VO horribly) Der it wuz, da light spell thingy.
Mike: I am not a hillbilly, you damn voice.
Kain VO: Then what the hell are you?
Mike: Doesn't matter what I am. But what I will be, however...
Kain: Mike, you okay?
Mike: I'm fine. (Snaps out of it and smiles) Sorry bout that. (Gets the spell card)
All: (waiting for a voice over)
Mike: Hell with it. This baby let's me light up rooms without being hurt. Totally useless.
Kain: Happy?
Mike: Yup. Let's go save Ryan!
Kain: But you said-
Mike: I lied.
At the Pillars. My ribs hurt.
Mike2: Damn! (Drops the grenade gun and pulls out the rocket launcher)
Back at the Shrine, near the exit
Raziel: (the glowing orbs) Tyew tyew tyew, tyew tyew tyew!!
Mike: Damn, still here!
Kain: (draws the knife) I'll have him in pieces!
Mike: I have a plan. First step: Run like Hell! (I hate that game)
Kain: (running) Why are we running?
Mike: You'll see!
Once they clear it by fifteen feet
Mike: Take this. (Starts to glow, then fires Kain's Lightning spell, tearing out the supports and tearing down walls)
Shrine collapses, crushing Raz
Kain: Safe!
Mike: For the moment. (In heroic voice) To the Pillars!
At the Pillars
Ryan: Harg! (Lands hard)
Mike2: (bleeding from gashes on his stomach and above his eye) Heheh... tiring?
Mike: You!
Mike2: Heh. (Stands straight) I'm back. What'cha got?
Mike: This! Taioken! (Uses light at point blank range, blinding him)
Mike2: No! (Drops onto his knees) I'm blinded!
Mike: Now!
Raz: Tyew, tyew-(accidently fires, knocking Mike2 into the Balance Pillar)
Kain: Now!
Ariel: (dramatically presses the button on the Pillar of Balance, sucking Mike2 back into his own world) Die. (Echoes)
Mike: (starting to get sucked in too) Turn it off already.
Ariel: (laughs nervously) That's kind of... tricky. Only Moebius knows how to do that.
Mike: (really nervous) Don't play around like that. (Gets sucked closer)
Ariel: I'm not.
Mike: Oh, FRIG! (Gets hit by a thunder bolt in the chest, and gets sucked in) I hate you Bruce Campbell!
Ryan: Dude! He's gone!
Kain: What happened?
Ariel: Find out that, and much more, in the next episode of-
All: The Legacy of Chibi Kain!
Mike's Voice: Assholes!
END
[The Unforgiven]
AN: Well, Mike's screwed, and why was he acting so strange? And did I just cross both Mike's over? Yup. I'm probably going to have a different dimension Mike hop in to replace him in every chap. I'll take any suggestion. DBZ Mike, Tenchu Mike, FF7 Mike, Resident Evil Mike, whatever. Tell me what you want me to do, and I'll do it. I love you all! For I am
CANADIAN!
Seph0201- Proud owner of CAP wear. Canadian, and proud.
Seph: (in another stretcher) I'm thinking of not defending Onikage anymore.
Paramedic: Want another respirator?
Seph0201: Please. (Gets one, and gives all readers a tumbs up. Gives Reviewers a place in his fic)
Oh yeah, after we kill Nupraptor I'm going to have the guys hold a kegger. Who wants to be a special guest star in my fic?