Chapter 5- Goku drunk?
Still Goku had stayed at Master Roshi's house drunk and watching porn with Master Roshi. Now normally Bulma and Krillin would object, but there was something different. (But of course, oolong was watching too. Just to let you know) there was porn for "girls" too. That is why Bulma watched too. Plus, they were all drunk! Then there was a big BOOM!! And it was Radditz and Piccolo. Gohan was outside when they came out. " What a cute little boy" said Radditz "You must be my nephew because you got a tail like me." Then Gohan got mad, called him a gayass, and called out DAD as loud as he could, but Goku was still watching porn and didn't hear Gohan. Then chi chi had come to Master Roshi's to get Goku and Gohan. Once she got there the started yelling for Goku. Goku came out as fast as a speeding bullet. Chi chi started to yell at Goku. Goku had said one word and chi chi could smell the alcohol in his breath. "What the hell are you drinking for I thought you stopped drinking along time ago your setting a fucking bad example for Gohan." "Yah you're setting a fucking bad example for me" Gohan said "Gohan! Don't fuckin say that! I mean Gohan baby please don't say that, pretty please? Okay mom! Whatever you fuckin say! Bye. What do fuckin me bye young man? "I'm just kidding mom your so serious just relax." "Me serious Gohan your kidding me. Now you'll get double the homework." "NO dad do something I'm never going to finish." Goku was still drunk as hell. "Look at the pretty birds" Goku said "WHAT THE FUCK" Gohan whispered
Still Goku had stayed at Master Roshi's house drunk and watching porn with Master Roshi. Now normally Bulma and Krillin would object, but there was something different. (But of course, oolong was watching too. Just to let you know) there was porn for "girls" too. That is why Bulma watched too. Plus, they were all drunk! Then there was a big BOOM!! And it was Radditz and Piccolo. Gohan was outside when they came out. " What a cute little boy" said Radditz "You must be my nephew because you got a tail like me." Then Gohan got mad, called him a gayass, and called out DAD as loud as he could, but Goku was still watching porn and didn't hear Gohan. Then chi chi had come to Master Roshi's to get Goku and Gohan. Once she got there the started yelling for Goku. Goku came out as fast as a speeding bullet. Chi chi started to yell at Goku. Goku had said one word and chi chi could smell the alcohol in his breath. "What the hell are you drinking for I thought you stopped drinking along time ago your setting a fucking bad example for Gohan." "Yah you're setting a fucking bad example for me" Gohan said "Gohan! Don't fuckin say that! I mean Gohan baby please don't say that, pretty please? Okay mom! Whatever you fuckin say! Bye. What do fuckin me bye young man? "I'm just kidding mom your so serious just relax." "Me serious Gohan your kidding me. Now you'll get double the homework." "NO dad do something I'm never going to finish." Goku was still drunk as hell. "Look at the pretty birds" Goku said "WHAT THE FUCK" Gohan whispered