Chapter 9- the most girlish fight ever!
"Like Oh my Gosh *hic* you got the bitches wife every." Said Radditz. "Don't call my wife a bitch I can only call her a bitch you bastard." Yelled Goku. " What did you call me boy?" yelled Radditz. "I called you a bastard," yelled Goku. Then Goku bitch slapped Radditz. "OH MY GOSH you bitch" said Radditz. Then Radditz bitch slapped Goku. While Goku started to cry Radditz had, fell into a puddle of mud and grabbed Goku with him. They started splashing around. Krillin, who was still there, was cheerleading (outfit and pompoms) for Goku. Bulma was hearing Krillin ever so slowly. Master Roshi was watching *sweat drops form* "never will I bring out the drinks again." Said Master Roshi. Then master Roshi mushroom sighs then went back to the house.
Goku had messed up Radditz's hair. Radditz got so mad that he had punched Goku. "OH MY GOSH I broke a nail and you messed up my hair now I have to do everything all over. Wait here" said Radditz. Ten days later Radditz is back and Goku did not move an inch. He is now a statue of mud. "Oh dear! Goodness gracious great balls of meatballs! My dearest beloved is now stone! I am so cruel to leave him now in this state of being. How could I have done such a thing? I must mourn the lost of my only brother. Oh why. Oh why did this happen. Oh well. Everyone (A/N: they stayed there too) looked at a state of disbelief. Goku breaks free of the mud and looks at Radditz all weird. "Umm.. Can I ask you something Radditz?" said Goku. "Sure thing bro." Said Radditz. They start bitch slapping again. "Why do you act so girly?" said Goku. "Because mumble mumble mumble." Radditz whispered hoarsely. "WHAT? I did not hear you. Said Goku. "Because whisper whisper" whispered Radditz. "Excuse me? What the fuck you saying? Just say it! Damn it!" yelled Goku. "Because I'm a girl you fucking idiot." Yelled Radditz. *Dreading song* don bom bommmm! * Everyone stops dead in their tracks. *Dramatic gesture! * "Oh no! I told my secret. Now I must run away!
"Like Oh my Gosh *hic* you got the bitches wife every." Said Radditz. "Don't call my wife a bitch I can only call her a bitch you bastard." Yelled Goku. " What did you call me boy?" yelled Radditz. "I called you a bastard," yelled Goku. Then Goku bitch slapped Radditz. "OH MY GOSH you bitch" said Radditz. Then Radditz bitch slapped Goku. While Goku started to cry Radditz had, fell into a puddle of mud and grabbed Goku with him. They started splashing around. Krillin, who was still there, was cheerleading (outfit and pompoms) for Goku. Bulma was hearing Krillin ever so slowly. Master Roshi was watching *sweat drops form* "never will I bring out the drinks again." Said Master Roshi. Then master Roshi mushroom sighs then went back to the house.
Goku had messed up Radditz's hair. Radditz got so mad that he had punched Goku. "OH MY GOSH I broke a nail and you messed up my hair now I have to do everything all over. Wait here" said Radditz. Ten days later Radditz is back and Goku did not move an inch. He is now a statue of mud. "Oh dear! Goodness gracious great balls of meatballs! My dearest beloved is now stone! I am so cruel to leave him now in this state of being. How could I have done such a thing? I must mourn the lost of my only brother. Oh why. Oh why did this happen. Oh well. Everyone (A/N: they stayed there too) looked at a state of disbelief. Goku breaks free of the mud and looks at Radditz all weird. "Umm.. Can I ask you something Radditz?" said Goku. "Sure thing bro." Said Radditz. They start bitch slapping again. "Why do you act so girly?" said Goku. "Because mumble mumble mumble." Radditz whispered hoarsely. "WHAT? I did not hear you. Said Goku. "Because whisper whisper" whispered Radditz. "Excuse me? What the fuck you saying? Just say it! Damn it!" yelled Goku. "Because I'm a girl you fucking idiot." Yelled Radditz. *Dreading song* don bom bommmm! * Everyone stops dead in their tracks. *Dramatic gesture! * "Oh no! I told my secret. Now I must run away!