A Week in Hawaii

By: blahblah and Swimming Angel

Chapter Two: Special Appearance, Rich Boy Saves the Day or Is He?

An hour had past, but the Yugi-Oh gang was still going at it, yelling barbaric sayings and cheers.

"Wahoo! Look at me, I'm wearing the friendship sign!" Tea said, and held up her hand, which looked like a constipated chicken instead of its usual sign.

"Serenity, this is for you!" Joey yelled and kissed a girl in front of him, of course the girl's reaction, a slap on the face, "Well that's okay!"

Meanwhile, Yami sensed something strange, but he couldn't contact little Yugi, until, "Look at me, people! I'm as short as an ant!" Yugi yelled and started doing bug like crawls.

"Yugi, what's wrong?" yelled Yami, but Yugi ignored the sound.

The beer was starting to wear off, but Mai didn't care, she was having the time of her life. Her knees couldn't help but feel weak from all the laughter, and she started to fall down, but the fun was about to stop.

"Mai Valentine, I see you're here," a stern voice said behind her.

Thinking it could be a hot boy, she stood up, and said, "Why he- what are you doing here rich boy? My vacation, ya know?" Mai ended amazed and angry at once.

"That's a greeting, on behalf of the Kaiba Corporation, I'm here for business, not vacation. I seem to see they are half crazed," Kaiba pointed out to the drunken pair.

"Uh…" Mai couldn't answer.

"I see, I would report you to the police, but I'd like to do something to Joey Wheeler," Kaiba said, "Do you know the cure for drunken people?"

Mai shook her head no, why would she want to know. Of course, it would be nice to just have Joey with her while the others were having sub-conscious minds. (Ya'll have to agree with me here, they are a good pair, don't know about pairings in the story though)

Before screams could be heard, Kaiba 'knocked the lights out' of Joey. Well, not actually, but Joey did go walking around in circles before he was conscious again, "Hey, what am I doin' here. Kaiba!"

"I see your awake," Kaiba said and closed his eyes, "Unlike you, I have some business to do."

"That sleaze!" Joey mumbled, "Ow, my head!"


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After a while, the gang was back to normal and Joey told them everything, and I mean everything from Mai to Seto Kaiba. Mai had ran off in a hysterical fit (A/N: of course, who wouldn't ^_-).

"Ooh, that Mai Valentine. She needs to learn a lesson. Mai, I challenge you to a duel!" Tea said and pointed to thin air.

Everybody just had the anime sweat drops, which if you didn't know is 'what the heck are you doing?'

"What?" Tea asked using her loud bratty voice.

"Nothing," Yugi said and just grinned, but heard a sound coming from within him.

"Yugi, Yugi! Yugi?" yelled Yami, something was wrong, but he could feel something as if they had won something.

"Hey Yami!" Yugi said with his cheerful voice.

"Are you okay?" Yami asked, "It felt as if your body was under attack."

"Oh yeah, everything's fine. Mai Valentine had played a trick on us, and gave us beer, which made us drunk in one sip." Yugi said.

"Why the-" Yami started saying, furious from the incident.

"No, I'm fine, Yami. She was just playing, that's all," Yugi said, calming down Yami.

"I was just, concerned," Yami stated, still worried for Yugi's safety.

"Don't worry, I'm fine, but I think I need to go, C'ya!" Yugi said, and left Yami.

"Hey buddy. What was that about?" was the first thing Yugi heard.

"Oh, nothing Joey, just Yami worrying about me, that's all," Yugi said sweetly.

"Hey, I'm bored, lets go to a place!" Tristen said excited.

"Oh great, I need to recharge my cell phone!" Tea yelled.

"She got another one?" Joey asked.

Tea just got that evil, mad look and drooped her head down, "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

"Uh, hehe, nothing! Nothing at all!" Joey said and started shaking his arms in a desperate manner, "Nothing at all!"

"Whatever!" Tea yelled and stormed back to the hotel.

"Girls," Joey muttered.

"I'm not a girl!" Tea yelled.

"Sheesh!" Joey yelled.

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"Who does he think he is?" Tea yelled, "So what if I have new technology? I mean, this is the newest cell phone! Does it even matter? Yes! I don't see him waiting for like four hours waiting for this new baby!"

"I see I'm not disturbing you," a voice said.

"You?!? How did you get in here?" Tea yelled.

Kaiba just smirked, "Your friends want you, they gave me the key." 'Fool, I own Kaiba Corps. I have enough money to make a second card."

"Since when are you helping me, Seto Kaiba?" Tea pointed out.

"Since now, and if you feel like it later, how about we go to that new rock star band?" Kaiba said as sweetly as he could, well if he could.

"Do you want something from me?" Tea asked.

'She's getting on to the plan,' Kaiba thought, "Why no, so how about it?"

"Fine, since I don't want to hang out with those creeps again, then sure!" Tea said and winked.

'Perfect, my plans going perfectly.'

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At the concert…

"Thanks for bringing me here!" Tea yelled to Kaiba.

She was listening to a popular band called Red Hot Chili Peppers. They were singing all of their new songs from their new album. Screams could be heard from fans as they sang.

A loud yell could be heard, "I LOVE YOU!"

While screams and cheers could be heard, Kaiba could not wait to get out of this freak show. It seemed like a nightmare to him. An hour felt like an eternity to him. He felt like he was about to puke.

"HEY KAIBA! YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD!" Tea yelled.

Kaiba couldn't hold 'it.' He had to go now!

"I know I should go see if he's all right, but it's Red Hot Chili Peppers! I mean, for once he's really nice, but oh… stupid conscience," Tea said and started running after green Kaiba.

After the trashcan, Kaiba asked Tea a little favor. His plan was going perfectly, that 'green face' was just something, uh…. Unexpected.

"I'll do anything for you! Is there anything I can do, I feel so bad for you," Tea said worried about Kaiba's condition.

"Tea, I need your help," Kaiba said.

"Okay."

"Only Yugi can help me. Tell him to go here, this is where, I stay," Kaiba said, although lying.

"Okay, I'll give this to him right away!" Tea said and started to run.

'My plan is still working,' Kaiba thought, but had to go back to the trashcan.

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"YUGI! YUGI!" Tea yelled.

"What is it Tea?" Yugi asked.

"I need you to come with me," Tea said.

"Tea, is there something wrong?" Yugi asked.

"NO, there's just not enough time to explain," Tea yelled and grabbed Yugi's arm and ran.

"Tea, are you sure it's this urgent to go and show me which friendship bracelet looks better again?" Yugi asked, remembering what Tea had grabbed his arm and asked which bracelet looked better.

Tea just got angry, but had to control her anger, "NO, not this time Yugi, now hustle up. Let's go!"

With twice the speed, Tea ran as fast as she could. What if something happens to Kaiba? Of course, the boy was kind of cute, but how he acts and everything; he was nothing but a common person to Tea. Though, Tea didn't care for him very much, she always knew, no matter how a cruel a person was, you always had to be kind to them, no matter what.

After a while of running, Tea got to the place. It was kind of gloomy until a pair of lights came on. Kaiba was at the other end of a large duel area.

"Hello Yugi," Kaiba said, "I think you might remember this, there were a lot of these when were dueling at Duelist's Kingdom. It's old and big, just good enough to give me a field boost!"

"Kaiba! Aren't you ashamed! I got here as fast as I could, and this is what you repay me!" Tea yelled angrily.

"Oh, why thank-you Tea. Without you, I couldn't let the whole world know that…." Kaiba was interrupted by his (Not Tea's) cell phone.

Kaiba Corps: Sir, I would like to report you that uh… inconvenient (can't think of a better word) things are happening.

Kaiba: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT POSITION I AM IN RIGHT NOW?

Kaiba Corps: But sir, you must come quickly! We need your help!

Kaiba: Do I care you need my help? No! Get off the phone now!

Mai: Hey there, big guy! Just having a bit of fun, that's all! Come if you want!

Kaiba: What are you doing there?

Mai: Gotta go, this place is too much fun!

(OFF)

"Foolish girl! Meddling with my plans. Mokuba's there too," Kaiba muttered, "Looks like our duel has backfired! Beware Yugi! I will come back and defeat you!"After that, Kaiba walked outside where a helicopter was waiting for him.

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"MAI! Where are you?" Kaiba yelled. He just got back to Kaiba Corps and was looking around.

"Oh, hey there rich boy!" Mai greeted, "I just had to give this place a few, accessories."

Kaiba turned around and saw glitter, disco balls, and lots of almost stripped girls…

That was it; Kaiba had blown a fuse, "MAI VALENTINE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! GET OUT NOW!!!!"

"Fine, c'mon girls!" Mai yelled and the pack of girls ran off with Mai.

"What am I going to do with this?" Kaiba said.

"Hey big brother! Isn't this cool?" Mokuba yelled.

"Cool?" Kaiba muttered.

"Listen to this!" Mokuba yelled.

Rap and rock came on at the same time, it was to Kaiba noise, while Mokuba thought it was music.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

***Author's Notes***

I swear I stink at humor! Whatever! Anyways, hoped everybody liked it!