French Fries The Flare Master

Pal drove up into a Jack In The Box and talked though the speaker.

Pal: Hello ?

Voice: How may I help you ?

Pal: May I have French Fies ?

Voice : I'm sorry, we're out of them right now.

Pal : Then can I have a Small Fry?

Voice : We're out.

Pal: Then can I have a few fries ?

Voice : No.

Pal : One ?

Voice : Who put the straw in stawberry ?

Pal : Nature.

Voice : Who put the ape in aperecot ?

Pal : Nature.

Voice : Who put the freakin' in Freakin' French Fries ?

Pal : There are no Freakin' French Fries.

Voice : Exactaly !!!!!!!! THERE ARE NO FREAKIN' FRENCH FRIES !!!!!!! SO LEAVE !!!!!!!!!!

Pal : Okay.

THE END