After
a breif pause, Green points at them all and laughs. Then the
"severed" White head laughs too! At this point Boddy
realizes.
Boddy: (blushing) Ha. Ha. It is to laugh. You had
this planned all along didn't you?
White: APRIL FOOLS!!!
HAHAHAHA!
Soon, White pulls her head out of a secretly cut
hole in the tray, and climbs out from under the table, in one piece.
Everyone applauds and laughs. Green and White take a bow.
Mustard:
(still clapping) Jolly Good Show!!!!
Plum:
(still clapping) Astounding!
White: (shyly) Thank you. Green
helped me rig it.
Peacock: Well it wasn't that spectacular. I
demand that you all stop clapping! Green is such a simpleton and you
are all idiots for believing such a stupid trick! April Fools indeed!
What a stupid holiday! Scarlet! Get White out of there! And Plum, get
me a........
Just then the lights go out. They here some one
cry out in pain. When the lights come back on, Plum lay slumped in
his chair with a bloody spear stuck into his head. Peacock and
Scarlet both faint again. Boddy, White, and Green run over to Plum.
Green:
Oh......my......god.
White: Is he.......?
Boddy: Well
he certainly looks.......
Plum:
(looks up) Boo!
Boddy jumps back and trips over the two
woman's' bodies. He falls to the floor. Professor Plum sits straight
up again.
Plum: April fools! (He pulls a weird arrow-hair band
gadget off his head) You should have seen the looks on your
faces!
Peacock: YOU should have seen the looks on our faces.
Your eyes were closed. Idiot.
Plum: Oh yes. Quite right. Quite
right.
Boddy gets up off the floor.
Boddy: Oh my! You
people are just TOO good at this. Wow! (feels his heart) Good, still
beating. All this excitement makes me hungry.
Peacock: Me too.
Yoo-hoo, maid!
White: My name is not "yoo-hoo maid",
you pompous.........
Boddy: (interupting) What Mrs. Peacock
means to say is, could you kindly bring out the Baked Alaska?
White:
Certainly. (to Peacock) Humph!
White storms away.