Mustard starts to jabber again.

Mustard: Now remember Scarlet, you are supposed to eat your dessert with the with the LITTLE spoon.

Scarlet: (scoffs) All wrong! It's the LARGE spoon you dim-witted brute!

Mustard: Oh ho ho no. It is DEFINETLY the small one you uncivilized fiend!

Scarlet: No, it's the large one, just.... like.... you!

Mustard: It's the small one you ass!

Scarlet slaps him across the face. Mustard seems shocked.

Mustard: HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS WAR! (grabs a lead pipe off the table and looks at her psychotically) You must NEVER strike a commanding officer in the face!

Scarlet: Oops.

Scarlet runs out of the room. He chases her out the door. The other guests gasp, adlib "Oh my goodness" or "Good God" and follow out the door, trying to stop him.

Green: Stop at once Colonel!

Plum: I say, you could kill her with that!

Mustard stops, and looks at Plum.

Mustard: I plan to.

Mustard starts to run again.

Boddy: AFTER HIM!!!!

Mustard chases Scarlet into the Ballroom and she slides into a corner. She gulps. Mustard raises his lead pipe. Outside, the guests are trying to get in, but the door is locked. So, they try to break into the room.

Boddy: Unlock this door at once!

Peacock: Col. Mustard if you don't open this door, I'll kill you!

All the guests look at Peacock.

Peacock: Well, I said "IF".

Suddenly, they all hear Scarlet scream and then a loud thud. Boddy finally gets the door open. Mustard is standing in front of Scarlet's limp body, a pool of dark red blood is spreading.

Green: (gasping) She's in poor condition!

Boddy: (gagging) Good Heavens.

Plum: I must go and fetch the doctor!

Plum picks up Scarlet's body.

Peacock: No no! What are you doing?!

Plum: I'm taking her body to the lounge.

Peacock: Not without supervision you're not! I don't trust any of you odd people! Who knows what sort of things a heathan proffessor could do to her corpse! I'm coming with you.

Plum: Fine. Fine. Suit yourself.

Exit Plum and Peacock.

Boddy: I'll call the police! I'll call the police!!!

Exit Boddy, Enter White

White: Hello everyone. I just went to the hall to get you your dessert, and........ (sees the blood splattered everywhere and drops the Baked Alaska onto the floor)..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (looks at Green and Mustard) BLOOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! What the bloody hell is going on in here?

Green: Mustard has attacked Scarlet over a stupid spoon (Seizes Mustard) You're coming with me!

Mustard: WHAT?! How dare you touch me! (Slaps Green in the face with his glove) I challenge you to a duel sir!