White: No Colonel!
Mustard: Shut up you old broad!
He grabs the lead pipe off the table. Green grabs the candle stick off another table. They begin to fence. Mustard swings and Green ducks, causing Mustard to crash into a wall mirror. Green swings, but misses and hit's a lamp instead.
White: Cease this mindless fighting! (Mustard swings the pipe at her, but she ducks) Ahhhhhhhh!
Mustard swings but Green blocks and then counters with a blow to the back. Mustard falls limp to the floor. White gasps, and then bends down to feel his pulse. She shakes her head and lets go of his wrist, but Mustard's hand stays up in the air. White and Green gasp, and Mustard starts laughing. Mustard rises up off the floor.
Green: (pushing Mustard down) Hold it you! Hold it right there!
Mustard: (still laughing) Green, I think Mrs. Peacock was right for a change! You are a simpleton.
Green: What do you mean?
Mustard: It was all an April Fools prank!
Green: What?
Mustard: Me and Scarlet pretended to fight all night to build up a fake battle. Then she played dead while I sprinkled red dye all over the place.
Green: Oh! I see! That's why the door was locked!
Mustard: Yes.
Green and White sigh in relief.
White: Oh, Col. Mustard! You really had us going there!
Mustard: I know I did. I especially liked the (mimicing White) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!".
Green: (laughs) Alright. Come on guys. Lets go do some damage control.
Mustard: To whom?
Green: Excuse me?
Mustard: I mean, who do you want to bump off?
Green: No, no, no Colonel. Not that kind of damage control, we must tell the others.
Mustard: Oh.
Green: You go inform Mr. Boddy, while I go see Prof. Plum.
Mustard: Got it. Umm...what about Mrs. White?
White: I need to go.
Mustard: So soon? The party's just begun, and we still need dessert. You're staying right here with us Mrs. White!
White: No, I mean I need to GO. And when you need to go, you need to go, you know.
Mustard: Oh...I see. Carry on then (smiles).
Plum is in the Study talking to a Doctor on the phone.
Plum: (on phone) Yes Doctor. Tudor Close, and please hurry! Scarlet may only have seconds to live!
A long hand with shiny red nails taps his shoulder.
Plum: (off phone) Just a second Scarlet. (on phone) Hold on a second. (off Phone) SCARLET! YOUR'E ALIVE! (on Phone) False Alarm.
Hangs up.
Scarlet: April fools!
Plum: Scarlet! You scared the dickens out of me! Where's Mrs. Peacock?
Boddy opens the door.
Boddy: The phone in the other room is dead so I...(sees Scarlet) SCARLET!! You're ALIVE!!!
Green bursts into the room!
Green: No! Mr. Boddy! Stop! Mustard is innocent!
Boddy: He is?
Green: It was all an April Fools joke.
Plum: But the blood, we all saw it.
Scarlet: That was dye. It's true. Me and the Colonel planned it all.
Boddy: Well...that was a very good trick. You both had us going. Really going. You're both lucky our phone calls didn't go through.
Green: Yeah. Then (points to Scarlet) you'd be in the mourge and the Colonel would be in jail.
Boddy: Okay. Now I want you all to promise that we won't...
Mustard suddenly bursts into the room.
Mustard: No! Stop! I'm innocent!
All: We know!
Mustard: You see, the blood was dye!
All: We know!!
Mustard: It was all an April Fools joke.
Plum pulls out a gun.
Plum: Not anymore! Stand back everyone! I am tired of this nonsense. It is truly getting on my nerves. (Scrolls down the guests with the gun) So I am going to end these silly pranks once and for all.
Scarlet: You've got to be joking.
He shoots the Gun and smoke comes out! Scarlet collapses. Everyone Screams.
Plum: (Sarcastic) Ha. Ha. Ha.