Hello folks! It is I Lil washu and my friend BJL! You may know her from her sailor gundum moon fic witch was deleted. Just to tell you we are both very hyper (we never knew cheese could make you hyper) and we would really like you to review! Oh and I am really sorry. I messed up badly on this fic so it stinks. Now you are welcome to flame me. Oh and sorry if I am spelling the names wrong. Tell me the correct spellings if you know them. Oh and for crying out loud my computer is really messes up so don't get angry at me if you can't read it!

Disclaimer: no nether of us own g gundum and never will although we wish we did. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*



Black Joker Lady (BJL): HI!! You must know me by now and I am a famous world wide reporter and I am with my friend Li'l Washu, and we are going to interview the Shuffle Alliance and friends, oh yeah, we're sugar high. *Makes Looney face* so fear us!!

Li'l Washu: Yes fear us! (Takes bite of chocolate bar) ok now whom should we do first? I wonder... hm.... how about Sie sichie! (Makes evil face) come on up sie we have a special seat just for you! (Grins manically)

BJL: OK, Ohhhhh Saiiiiii Siciiiiii!!!!

Sai: Uh oh... *BJL grabs him and forces him into seat with chains on the armrests*

BJL: Ok Sai, can I call you that?

Sai: No. *Tries to get out*

BJL: Good, now Sai, people have asked us why you picked Cecil to be your girlfriend. Now, for the truth, do you really really really really really really-*some person from audience yells to shut up, and she takes out gun and fires a warning shot* like her?

Sai: HUH?? WHY THE HECK DO YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT???

BJL: Cause if you don't, you'll be sent to my friend Ann, which I'm sure she'll be veeeeeeeery happy to see you. *Grins evilly*

Li'l washu: ok now (everyone hears a drum roll from somewhere in the audience) where is that coming from!?!?! Guard goes find that person! Now continuing (everyone cept BJL and Li'l washu fall over) what! What did I say! Ok now Sie.

Sie: yes? Li'l washu: now tell us what is your worst fear?

Sie: *starts shivering* u-uh u-um i-i-it i-i-s *gulp* *faints* (you can hear a drum roll again) aahhhhhhh! Guards I thought I said to kick him out!

Guards: we did!

Li'l washu: *takes out a grenade launcher* who ever that is better stop or else! (Drum roll stops)

BJL: Uh, Sai, wake up. Wake up... WAKE UP YOU LETCH!!! *Blows foghorn*

Sai: OW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR???!!!

BJL: You need to answer our question, or be bound to that chair forever!! Wait, before you answer that, answer this, are you afraid of *Drum roll guy comes back, but BJL fires her gun and a body drops* are you afraid of, me?

Sai: You? Why would I be afraid of you?

BJL: Cause I'm half cat.

Sai: 00; half cat?

BJL: Yep, I'm cute and cuddly with teeth and claws, so don't mess with me.

Person: I beg to differ with he cute and cuddly part.

BJL: Excuse me a moment, will you? *Takes the guy from the audience backstage, you hear a blood-curdling scream of agony, and then you hear sounds of battle. BJL comes out* Sorry, I had to take care of some bugs.

Lil washu: yes and you better answer my questions also cause I am part dog. Except a bit more ferocious.

Sai: I don't believe either of you.

BJL/lil washu: are you sure? *Grin and you can see their fangs claws and ears on heads*

Sai: *gulp*

BJL/lil washu: WHELL!?!

Sai: ok ok I believe you! _

Lil washu: ok now that that is cleared up our next question (you can here a loud drum roll) where is that coming from! BJL I thought he was dead!

BJL: Same here!

Voice: muhahahahha! I have come back to haunt you! And you cannot kill me considering the fact that I am already dead! Know I will make you all die and eat Brussel sprouts! *Everyone falls over* what!?! (Starts drum rolling then disappears and drum roll stops)

BJL: Hmm... I know what to do, hand me that grenade launcher, uh, wait, what was I going to do with Sai again? Oh yeah, if you don't answer our question, I'll be forced to send you to my pathetic excuse for a space pirate friend.

Sai: You mean Argo?

Argo: HEY!

BJL: No you idiot. I mean Ann, she thinks she's a space pirate... long story, any who. ANSWER!

Sai: OK, ok, stupid cat.

BJL: ROOOOOOOOOWR!

Sai: Ok... my worst fear, is-is-Cecil finding out I have a crush on another girl! Cecil: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! SAI SICI! HOW COULD YOU!? BJL: 0_0;;;;;;;; Well, that was unexpected...

Lil washu: O_O;;; yes it was! Now sai who is this other girl? Cecil: YA WHO IS IT!?!?!?!

Sai: well her name was Alex.

Lil washu: what do you mean by was?

Sai: she is dead. She died two years ago in a freak accident involving some clowns. *Hear a blood-curdling scream*

Lil washu: what was that?!? *Turns around and sees a chibodiee shaped hole in the door*

Sai: oops guess I forgot about that. And like I was saying she died two years ago.

Lil washu: O_O;;;;;;;;;;; how can you be in love with a dead person? O_O;;;;;;;

Sai: Forget it.

Cecil: NO! HOW CAN I JUST "FORGET IT?"ANSWER ME SAI SICI!

BJL: Looks like these two need some alone time. Here's a closet you two. *Throws them into a closet*Go easy on him Cecil!

Cecil: yes mam! ^_^

Sai: ^_^;;;







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hey ravensgirl n 2nacasrole I m glad you liked it! It took a while to make! Oh and I think you read my mind! The next chapter is about chibodee! And it sure is funny! I am working on it right know! Whell all I have to say know is:

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