Hello folks! It is I Lil washu and my friend BJL! Just to tell you we are
both very hyper and we would really like you to review! Oh and by the way
if you have any ideas for any of the characters we have NOT used yet could
you tell me? Oh and thank you to all that reviewed!
Disclaimer: Stupid shrinks! Of course I own G Gundum! I own it! I own it! I don't own it! Wait I mean I do own it! I don't own it! I don't own it! Wait- nooooo! It worked! Stupid shrinks! Nooo! *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
BJL: MISS US??????
Domon: *Mumbles to self* Heck no...
BJL: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP!* Well, today's chapter will be, Master Asia!
Domon: What?! Undefeated of the East?! Here?! And me without my Gundam?!
BJL: Yep! And we've got two mystery guests as well! But, they'll come later! Let's bring Master out! Oh MASTER!
Master: *He appears out of nowhere* Huh? How did I get here?!
Chibodee: Wait, didn't Domon kill him?
BJL: *Cough* *Cough* Dragon balls. *Cough* *Cough* Chibodee: Oh...
Domon: MASTER! *Goes into Looney mode but Lil Washu ties him up in the straight jackets*
Lil washu: This should be fun. *Cackles evilly*
Domon: NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG! *Looks at Washu* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lil Washu: now master, your first question is really not that bad. I've just been wondering how come whenever you go into your gundum, you're never wearing your MTS suit?
Master: well...
Lil Washu: In a way it's a good thing. *Visions master in a spandex type suit* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE PURE UNUDALTRATED PG-13 HORROR!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE BEEN SCARED FOR LIFE! AHHHHHHHHH! *Runs into a wall*
Master: HEY IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
BJL: I know the answer to that one!
Master: O.O you do?
BJL: *Shakes head like a lunatic* YEP! It's because you know how all the boys look SO darn sexy in those suits and they get all those close-ups?
Everyone: *Nods* Yeah...
BJL: Well, imagine that all happening to Master.
Everyone else: *Thinks* EW!
BJL: RIGHT! Master would make everyone pass out cause he's so not cute!
Master: STUPID CAT! Don't upset the Undefeated of the East!
BJL: I thought Domon beat you though.
Master: Oh yeah... forgot about that.
Lil washu: *back among the living*
Master: Hey washu.
Lil washu: *looks at master* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE HORROR!!!!!! NO NOT AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!!!!!! *Runs around crashes into a wall and starts falling, Rain catches her and Domon, well he tries but he can't do very much with that straight jacket on*
BJL: Uukay......... I think we're going to have to do something about Master, unless we want Washu running through the wall again.
Chibodee: Yeah we do!
BJL and Washu: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP!*
BJL: Ok Washu, calm down... Fuu: Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh. Etc Etc.
Translator: Why, hello Master. I must admit it's not very nice seeing you again.
Master: You ungrateful little horse! And after all I've done for you! Giving you your own Gundam and everything!
Fuu: Neigh neigh neigh.
Translator: I never remember ASKING for a Gundam stupid! And I look RIDICULOUS in that MTS suit!
Master: *Charges but Fuu trips him*
Lil Washu: WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH! No wonder I like fuunie so much.
Master: HEY!!
Lil washu: hm? *Looks at master and screams once again* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO! STOP IT! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! Domon: *is gagged so can't speak* whedn fudas traidef jackef ofg merg!!!!
BJL: What did he say?
Chibodee: He said, "Whedn fudas traidef jackef ofg merg!!!!"
BJL: I can READ that Chibodee! I meant in translation.
Chibodee: How the heck should I know?
BJL: Rrrrr... -_-; Fine then, I'll untie Domon. *Unties Domon*
Domon: Will you get this straight jacket off me!!!!!!
Rain: can't do that.
Domon: why not?
Rain: you'll go berserk and kill master and they've only asked him one question so far.
Domon: oh......... GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!
Lil washu: I am evil!!! Pure evil!!!!! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH! hissssss!!! Fear me! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! *Continues maniacal laughter*
Domon: The horror of looking at master must have cracked her.
Rain: She'll be back to normal, in a while, long while.
Lil washu: MREWR!!!! Hissss! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!!! MWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BJL: T_T this could be some time.
Chibodee: Don't tell me someone will start running into a wall going, "HELLO!"
BJL: Oh no! We WON'T be going down THAT road any time soon... hopefully NEVER again actually.
Rain: What now then?
BJL: Hmm......................................
Neko: *Appears out of nowhere* WEEEEEEE! I'M THE KING OF THE WORMS! *Run around*
Everyone: O.O
BJL: *Picks up playbook* Yep. She's been reading the script again.
Everyone: Huh?
BJL: We're doing a play at school and Neko is reacting a part. -_-;
Neko: WEEEHE! THE HOOK WAS SO THREE SEQUELS AGO!
BJL: Neeeeeeeekooo! *Waves a cookie* FETCH!
Neko: YOU'LL CATCH MY FOOT IN YOUR BUTT! *Runs after cookie*
Domon: O_O very scary.
Master: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
Lil washu: YOU WILL ALL DIE! HERE MY NAME AND DIE! YA!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOMED! *Resumes chasing after master*
Rain: since Lil washu is kinda out of it for a while are you gonna be the one answering the questions?
Lil washu: WAIT! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU MASTER!
Master: oh no.... HELP ME! *Tries to run away but domon holds him back*
Lil washu: what is your most secret secret?
BJL: I don't think I want to hear this one...
Fuu: Neigh neigh.
Translator: No you don't.
Master: Uh uh uh... well it's well. Ok! It's no secret that the best part about having a secret, is secretly telling someone your secretly kept secret. So they secretly add your secretly kept secret to their secretly kept secret collections of secrets. Secretly.
Everyone else: *Fizz fizz fizz* Uh...
Lil washu: Okay..... Now tell us your real secretest secret!
Master: But that was it!
Lil washu: *stares*
Master: okay fine.......
BJL: *Fizz fizz* My brain hurts now.
Domon: DIE! DIE MASTER! *Tries to get out of straight jacket*
Master: *Takes deep breath* Truth is, I have a crush on a girl.
BJL: O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOH! REALLY?! WHO? IS SHE HERE?!
Master: Mmm.... yes.
BJL: O.O This'll be interesting.
Chibodee: Would it happen to be one of OUR girls? (Referring to the rest of the Shuffle Alliance) *Rest of the boys loom up on Master with MAD expressions)
Master: ..................yes. *Boys pound fists together*
BJL: TELL US!
Lil washu: yes tell us!!!
Master: well...
Lil washu: you'd better hurry. The shuffle alliance really wants to hurt you at the moment.
Master: *looks nervous* whell.......she's..
Master: She's princess Maria Louise.
Lil washu: isn't she a little young for you? *Everyone else faints as George see's red*
George: WHAT?!
Maria: ewwwwwwwwww.
Master: I can't help it! She's just so darn beautiful!
BJL: O.O *Falls over*
Marie: O.O *Falls over*
Chibodee: *Laughing*
Shirley: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP*
George: *Gaps*
Furbies: Uh oh....... not good.
Lil washu: I'm having Dajavu here, didn't this happen when we interviewed Domon?
George: *sea's more red, then screams*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DIE! *Jumps on Master and starts to throttle him*
Lil washu: I knew it! Except Domon just chased him around, not pounced on him.
Master: ACK! HELP ME!!!!!
BJL: I'd help you Master, but I'm not in a good mood. I must kill something. Excuse me. *Exits*
Lil Washu: *To Neko* What's with her?
Neko: I want to kill something too now that I think about it. *Exits*
Lil Washu: *To Furby* what's with them?
Furby: Well.... they just found out that this girl named Desert Fox wants a Argo and Shirley fic posted.
Argo: WHAT?!
Nastasha: WHAT?! NO WAY!
Furby: So naturally, BJL was a little um, uh. Her hair was standing on end. Literally. *Sounds of terror are heard outside*
Argo: Desert Fox or whoever, I DO NOT LIKE SHIRLEY! No offense. BUT I LOVE NASTASHA!
Nastasha: ^_^
Furby: BJL won't be able to regain her composure for some time............. she needs to seriously throttle something.
Master: HELP!
Lil washu: oh...... Wait did you say SHIRLEY?!
Chibodee: Shirley is mine!
Shirley: I am not property Chibodee. *Hits him over the head with a metal bat*
Chibodee: X_x ow...
Lil washu: oh my gosh I think I am going to faint, that worse than Master and Maria! Well actually it's not but still!
George: DDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Master: Help me! Take pity on me! Just save me! I don't want to die! (Again)
Lil washu: He does have a point. Why don't we do the same thing we did with Domon? I'm sure it will work. *Whispers something to Maria*
Maria: *walk up and kisses him* George..... *GLOMP!*
George: O.O *More sounds of terror are heard outside*
Furby: Um, since those two will be busy for a while, I'll take over. *Blush blush* I'M ONLY A LITTLE FURBY!
Rain: AW! Poor wittle guy! You ARE a boy, right?
Furby: Yes.
Rain: ^_^ You're a cute little Furby!
Furby: *Blush blush*
Domon: HEY!
Lil washu: sorry furby but I would be careful around Rain if I were you. Domon is very, well overprotective.
Furby: Okay.
Domon: *glaring*
Rain: *hits with a giant fly swatter* STOP IT!
Domon: sorry- WHOA! Where did that come from! *Looks at fly swatter*
Rain: what this? *Points to fly swatter*
Domon: ya.
Rain: bought it.
Lil washu: I want one of those. Hey Master for your next question, if you could make a wish, any wish, what would it be?
Master: That I never said I have a crush on the princess. George: DIE! *Chases him around, again*
Furby: I know how to stop them! *Picks up some chewing gum*
Everyone else: O.O Huh?
George: DIE! *Chases Master around the building again*
Furby: *Sticks gum in mouth* Mm mm mm. *Stops chewing* PU! *Spits out*
Everyone else: EW!
Furby: What? *Sticks gum on floor*
George: DIE! *Chases Master around but they both get caught in the gum and fall over*
Furby: That never fails! ^_^
Rain: AW! Soooo cute!
Domon: HEY!
Lil washu: hey that's a good idea furby!
Furby: thank you!
Domon: why I oughta-
Rain: DOMON! Stop it! *Takes out flyswatter*
Lil washu: so big, so pretty, ooooooooooo. *Stares*
Rain: what? *Waves fly swatter in the air, washu watches/follows it*
Lil washu: Meow.
Rain: here. *Hands washu here very own fly swatter,
although slightly smaller than her's*
Master: Um, hi! What about me?!
Furby: Oh, hello goat!
Master: Goat?
Furby: ^_^ Yeah! You're a perverted old goat!
Master: HEY! *Tries to attack Furby but Furby just dodges Master and he lands in some conviently placed mud*
Furby: ^_^
Rain: AW! Furby's so smart! So cute! ^__^
Domon: HEY!
Rain: STOP! *Whacks Domon with flyswatter*
Outside: *There are still sounds of war out there*
Lil washu: now for our next question, Mr. Goat.
Master: HEY!
Lil washu: like I was saying Mr. Goat, If you were me and I were Rain and Domon were you and Rain was Domon what would you do?
Master: uh..
Lil washu: well?
Master: Uh. Can I have an instant replay? *People fall over*
Lil Washu: If you were me and I were Rain and Domon were you and Rain was Domon what would you do?
Master: Um, lets see, Domon were me, I'd, KILL ME! OR DOMON! OR WHATEVER!
Furby: Where did you come up with that one?
Lil washu: sugar high! ^_^
Master: *takes away sugar*
Lil washu: MREWR!!!
Master: *gives back sugar*
Lil washu: okay I think BJL is done with her killing spree by now. *Pulls in BJL and ties her to a chair*
BJL: I wasn't done YET! Anywho, Mr. Goat-
Master: STOP THAT!
Fuu: Ha ha ha!
Neko: Horse can laugh?
BJL: Remember how earlier I said we'd have a special guest join us? Well, here he is! YOU CAN COME IN NOW!
Domon: Huh? *Everyone turns as a curtain rises and you see-*
Domon: O.O Duh. Da. Da. Da. Da. Da.
Rain: Quit making baby noises Domon.
Domon: Da. Da. Da. KYOOOOOOOOOOOOJI!
Kyoji: *Waves* Hi. ^_^
Domon: O.O *Traumatized* *can't move*
BJL: At least he's quiet.
Lil washu: Domon? Are you okay? Will someone tell me why he is so traumatized?! You know at the moment he likes Kyoji, LIKES HIM! So why is he traumatized, I mean he is his brother after all.
Domon: ... *Can't talk*
Lil washu: WELL???! TELL ME!
BJL: He DIED! He's not supposed to be here!
Lil washu: Then how is he here?
BJL: ::cough:: dragon balls ::cough::
Lil washu: oh so that's why... oops.
Domon: I am, but let me ask how many wishes do those dragon balls give? *Spies mummy dude, Michelo, and Chapman in corner*
Lil washu: that is a secret!
Domon: suuuuuuuuure.
Lil washu: REALLY! Okay for your next question Mr. goat-
Master: WHY YOU STINKING LITTLE-
Lil washu: as I was saying remember the last question where I said If you were me and I were Rain and Domon were you and Rain was Domon what would you do? And you answered I'd kill Domon in my body?
Master: uh... ya.
Lil washu: well why would you kill Domon? I mean in the end you guys made up and you are master and pupil after all.
Master: I STILL DIED!
BJL: Snooooooooor... *She's a little bored*
Lil washu: SO WHAT IF YOU DIED! I THOUGHT YOU MADE UP! BESIDES YOU'RE ALIVE NOW! ATLEAST TILL WERE DONE WITH YOU! GET UP BJL! *Bonks BJL on head with fly swatter*
BJL: What the heck was THAT for?
Rabid Furbies: FEEEEEEEEEEEED USSSSSSSSSSS!
BJL: This won't be good. *Ducks into bomb shelter aka, broom closet* I suggest you all hide as well.
RF: *Sound like a jet starting up*
Lil Washu: AHHHHHHHH! NO STOP! I GIVE YOU FOOD JUST STOP!
RF: WHAT FOOD?!
Lil washu: *looks around* Here! Eat Chibodee!
Chibodee: NO! *Runs away*
RF: MUST HAVE FOOD!!!
Lil washu: Move over! *Jumps into bomb shelter*
Furby: .........................
BJL: Don't just stand their Furby!
Furby: But I'm hungry too.
BJL: Shoot. I know! Eat Master!
Master: WAAAA! *Runs away as he is attacked by RF's*
Neko: No wait! I got a better idea! Here! Eat the freak that took G Gundam off last week!
RF: DIE!!!!!!! *They attack the freak*
Neko: And for dessert, He-Man!
He-Man: Uh oh.
RF: DIE!!!!!!!!!!! *They attack*
Lil washu: uh oh.
He-Man: *BOOM! *
Furby: that was good! But want more!
Lil washu: oh no.
BJL: Uh, uh... I know! Eat uh.... *Thinks* Allenby!
Dark Magician Boy: NO! *Storms in*
Deathsythe: We'll save you Allenby!
BJL: Uh guys, I was just kidding. Like her or not, I would never feed a sacred G Gundam character to her.
Dark and Death: *like the nicknames? ^_^* Then let your Furbies eat a Pokemon!
Pokemon: Uh oh.
RF's: ^_^ Candy!
Lil washu: oh no, RUN!!!!
Pokemon: AHHHHHHH!
RF's: YUMMY!
RF's: YUMMY! *Eat Pokemon*
Lil washu: that had to hurt...
RF's: were full now! Bye bye!
BJL: Thank crap their done.
Kyoji: Um, was I forgotten about?
Domon: DAAAAAAAAA!
Rain: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP!*
BJL: ^_^ Nice job Rain!
Rain: Thank you.
BJL: We're running out of time Washu.
Lil washu: ya I know. But I have more questions to ask! Okay Mr Goat-
Sponge bob: HI! *Is wearing skating outfit*
Lil washu: AH! How did you get here sponge bob?!
Sponge bob: I'm not Sponge bob! I'm Skaterbob Squarepunk!
Lil washu: Really? Okay! Now for our next question, Mr. Goat, would you be willing to help sponge bob here with his skating?
Sponge bob: ^_^
Master: NO WAY! I DON'T SKATE! I DESTROY!
Lil washu: nope! Wrong answer! *Pushes button, Master falls through floor* that's it for today folks! See ya next time!
Sponge bob: HI! BYE! ^_^
BJL: Sponge bob????????? That's new. Well, bye bye!
Neko: See you!
Furby: Bye! BJL: Sponge bob????????? That's new. Well, bye bye!
Neko: See you!
Furby: Bye! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Lil washu: I am dedicating this chapter to Riyoko-chan! Why you ask? Because of her wonderful idea and review! Thank you Riyoko-chan! ^_^
BJL: oh yes and people we need idea's here! And how do you give us those ideas? You REVIEW! Now scroll down a bit and push the little button.
Disclaimer: Stupid shrinks! Of course I own G Gundum! I own it! I own it! I don't own it! Wait I mean I do own it! I don't own it! I don't own it! Wait- nooooo! It worked! Stupid shrinks! Nooo! *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
BJL: MISS US??????
Domon: *Mumbles to self* Heck no...
BJL: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP!* Well, today's chapter will be, Master Asia!
Domon: What?! Undefeated of the East?! Here?! And me without my Gundam?!
BJL: Yep! And we've got two mystery guests as well! But, they'll come later! Let's bring Master out! Oh MASTER!
Master: *He appears out of nowhere* Huh? How did I get here?!
Chibodee: Wait, didn't Domon kill him?
BJL: *Cough* *Cough* Dragon balls. *Cough* *Cough* Chibodee: Oh...
Domon: MASTER! *Goes into Looney mode but Lil Washu ties him up in the straight jackets*
Lil washu: This should be fun. *Cackles evilly*
Domon: NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG! *Looks at Washu* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lil Washu: now master, your first question is really not that bad. I've just been wondering how come whenever you go into your gundum, you're never wearing your MTS suit?
Master: well...
Lil Washu: In a way it's a good thing. *Visions master in a spandex type suit* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE PURE UNUDALTRATED PG-13 HORROR!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE BEEN SCARED FOR LIFE! AHHHHHHHHH! *Runs into a wall*
Master: HEY IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
BJL: I know the answer to that one!
Master: O.O you do?
BJL: *Shakes head like a lunatic* YEP! It's because you know how all the boys look SO darn sexy in those suits and they get all those close-ups?
Everyone: *Nods* Yeah...
BJL: Well, imagine that all happening to Master.
Everyone else: *Thinks* EW!
BJL: RIGHT! Master would make everyone pass out cause he's so not cute!
Master: STUPID CAT! Don't upset the Undefeated of the East!
BJL: I thought Domon beat you though.
Master: Oh yeah... forgot about that.
Lil washu: *back among the living*
Master: Hey washu.
Lil washu: *looks at master* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE HORROR!!!!!! NO NOT AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!!!!!! *Runs around crashes into a wall and starts falling, Rain catches her and Domon, well he tries but he can't do very much with that straight jacket on*
BJL: Uukay......... I think we're going to have to do something about Master, unless we want Washu running through the wall again.
Chibodee: Yeah we do!
BJL and Washu: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP!*
BJL: Ok Washu, calm down... Fuu: Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh. Etc Etc.
Translator: Why, hello Master. I must admit it's not very nice seeing you again.
Master: You ungrateful little horse! And after all I've done for you! Giving you your own Gundam and everything!
Fuu: Neigh neigh neigh.
Translator: I never remember ASKING for a Gundam stupid! And I look RIDICULOUS in that MTS suit!
Master: *Charges but Fuu trips him*
Lil Washu: WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH! No wonder I like fuunie so much.
Master: HEY!!
Lil washu: hm? *Looks at master and screams once again* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO! STOP IT! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! Domon: *is gagged so can't speak* whedn fudas traidef jackef ofg merg!!!!
BJL: What did he say?
Chibodee: He said, "Whedn fudas traidef jackef ofg merg!!!!"
BJL: I can READ that Chibodee! I meant in translation.
Chibodee: How the heck should I know?
BJL: Rrrrr... -_-; Fine then, I'll untie Domon. *Unties Domon*
Domon: Will you get this straight jacket off me!!!!!!
Rain: can't do that.
Domon: why not?
Rain: you'll go berserk and kill master and they've only asked him one question so far.
Domon: oh......... GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!
Lil washu: I am evil!!! Pure evil!!!!! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH! hissssss!!! Fear me! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! *Continues maniacal laughter*
Domon: The horror of looking at master must have cracked her.
Rain: She'll be back to normal, in a while, long while.
Lil washu: MREWR!!!! Hissss! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!!! MWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BJL: T_T this could be some time.
Chibodee: Don't tell me someone will start running into a wall going, "HELLO!"
BJL: Oh no! We WON'T be going down THAT road any time soon... hopefully NEVER again actually.
Rain: What now then?
BJL: Hmm......................................
Neko: *Appears out of nowhere* WEEEEEEE! I'M THE KING OF THE WORMS! *Run around*
Everyone: O.O
BJL: *Picks up playbook* Yep. She's been reading the script again.
Everyone: Huh?
BJL: We're doing a play at school and Neko is reacting a part. -_-;
Neko: WEEEHE! THE HOOK WAS SO THREE SEQUELS AGO!
BJL: Neeeeeeeekooo! *Waves a cookie* FETCH!
Neko: YOU'LL CATCH MY FOOT IN YOUR BUTT! *Runs after cookie*
Domon: O_O very scary.
Master: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
Lil washu: YOU WILL ALL DIE! HERE MY NAME AND DIE! YA!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOMED! *Resumes chasing after master*
Rain: since Lil washu is kinda out of it for a while are you gonna be the one answering the questions?
Lil washu: WAIT! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU MASTER!
Master: oh no.... HELP ME! *Tries to run away but domon holds him back*
Lil washu: what is your most secret secret?
BJL: I don't think I want to hear this one...
Fuu: Neigh neigh.
Translator: No you don't.
Master: Uh uh uh... well it's well. Ok! It's no secret that the best part about having a secret, is secretly telling someone your secretly kept secret. So they secretly add your secretly kept secret to their secretly kept secret collections of secrets. Secretly.
Everyone else: *Fizz fizz fizz* Uh...
Lil washu: Okay..... Now tell us your real secretest secret!
Master: But that was it!
Lil washu: *stares*
Master: okay fine.......
BJL: *Fizz fizz* My brain hurts now.
Domon: DIE! DIE MASTER! *Tries to get out of straight jacket*
Master: *Takes deep breath* Truth is, I have a crush on a girl.
BJL: O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOH! REALLY?! WHO? IS SHE HERE?!
Master: Mmm.... yes.
BJL: O.O This'll be interesting.
Chibodee: Would it happen to be one of OUR girls? (Referring to the rest of the Shuffle Alliance) *Rest of the boys loom up on Master with MAD expressions)
Master: ..................yes. *Boys pound fists together*
BJL: TELL US!
Lil washu: yes tell us!!!
Master: well...
Lil washu: you'd better hurry. The shuffle alliance really wants to hurt you at the moment.
Master: *looks nervous* whell.......she's..
Master: She's princess Maria Louise.
Lil washu: isn't she a little young for you? *Everyone else faints as George see's red*
George: WHAT?!
Maria: ewwwwwwwwww.
Master: I can't help it! She's just so darn beautiful!
BJL: O.O *Falls over*
Marie: O.O *Falls over*
Chibodee: *Laughing*
Shirley: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP*
George: *Gaps*
Furbies: Uh oh....... not good.
Lil washu: I'm having Dajavu here, didn't this happen when we interviewed Domon?
George: *sea's more red, then screams*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DIE! *Jumps on Master and starts to throttle him*
Lil washu: I knew it! Except Domon just chased him around, not pounced on him.
Master: ACK! HELP ME!!!!!
BJL: I'd help you Master, but I'm not in a good mood. I must kill something. Excuse me. *Exits*
Lil Washu: *To Neko* What's with her?
Neko: I want to kill something too now that I think about it. *Exits*
Lil Washu: *To Furby* what's with them?
Furby: Well.... they just found out that this girl named Desert Fox wants a Argo and Shirley fic posted.
Argo: WHAT?!
Nastasha: WHAT?! NO WAY!
Furby: So naturally, BJL was a little um, uh. Her hair was standing on end. Literally. *Sounds of terror are heard outside*
Argo: Desert Fox or whoever, I DO NOT LIKE SHIRLEY! No offense. BUT I LOVE NASTASHA!
Nastasha: ^_^
Furby: BJL won't be able to regain her composure for some time............. she needs to seriously throttle something.
Master: HELP!
Lil washu: oh...... Wait did you say SHIRLEY?!
Chibodee: Shirley is mine!
Shirley: I am not property Chibodee. *Hits him over the head with a metal bat*
Chibodee: X_x ow...
Lil washu: oh my gosh I think I am going to faint, that worse than Master and Maria! Well actually it's not but still!
George: DDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Master: Help me! Take pity on me! Just save me! I don't want to die! (Again)
Lil washu: He does have a point. Why don't we do the same thing we did with Domon? I'm sure it will work. *Whispers something to Maria*
Maria: *walk up and kisses him* George..... *GLOMP!*
George: O.O *More sounds of terror are heard outside*
Furby: Um, since those two will be busy for a while, I'll take over. *Blush blush* I'M ONLY A LITTLE FURBY!
Rain: AW! Poor wittle guy! You ARE a boy, right?
Furby: Yes.
Rain: ^_^ You're a cute little Furby!
Furby: *Blush blush*
Domon: HEY!
Lil washu: sorry furby but I would be careful around Rain if I were you. Domon is very, well overprotective.
Furby: Okay.
Domon: *glaring*
Rain: *hits with a giant fly swatter* STOP IT!
Domon: sorry- WHOA! Where did that come from! *Looks at fly swatter*
Rain: what this? *Points to fly swatter*
Domon: ya.
Rain: bought it.
Lil washu: I want one of those. Hey Master for your next question, if you could make a wish, any wish, what would it be?
Master: That I never said I have a crush on the princess. George: DIE! *Chases him around, again*
Furby: I know how to stop them! *Picks up some chewing gum*
Everyone else: O.O Huh?
George: DIE! *Chases Master around the building again*
Furby: *Sticks gum in mouth* Mm mm mm. *Stops chewing* PU! *Spits out*
Everyone else: EW!
Furby: What? *Sticks gum on floor*
George: DIE! *Chases Master around but they both get caught in the gum and fall over*
Furby: That never fails! ^_^
Rain: AW! Soooo cute!
Domon: HEY!
Lil washu: hey that's a good idea furby!
Furby: thank you!
Domon: why I oughta-
Rain: DOMON! Stop it! *Takes out flyswatter*
Lil washu: so big, so pretty, ooooooooooo. *Stares*
Rain: what? *Waves fly swatter in the air, washu watches/follows it*
Lil washu: Meow.
Rain: here. *Hands washu here very own fly swatter,
although slightly smaller than her's*
Master: Um, hi! What about me?!
Furby: Oh, hello goat!
Master: Goat?
Furby: ^_^ Yeah! You're a perverted old goat!
Master: HEY! *Tries to attack Furby but Furby just dodges Master and he lands in some conviently placed mud*
Furby: ^_^
Rain: AW! Furby's so smart! So cute! ^__^
Domon: HEY!
Rain: STOP! *Whacks Domon with flyswatter*
Outside: *There are still sounds of war out there*
Lil washu: now for our next question, Mr. Goat.
Master: HEY!
Lil washu: like I was saying Mr. Goat, If you were me and I were Rain and Domon were you and Rain was Domon what would you do?
Master: uh..
Lil washu: well?
Master: Uh. Can I have an instant replay? *People fall over*
Lil Washu: If you were me and I were Rain and Domon were you and Rain was Domon what would you do?
Master: Um, lets see, Domon were me, I'd, KILL ME! OR DOMON! OR WHATEVER!
Furby: Where did you come up with that one?
Lil washu: sugar high! ^_^
Master: *takes away sugar*
Lil washu: MREWR!!!
Master: *gives back sugar*
Lil washu: okay I think BJL is done with her killing spree by now. *Pulls in BJL and ties her to a chair*
BJL: I wasn't done YET! Anywho, Mr. Goat-
Master: STOP THAT!
Fuu: Ha ha ha!
Neko: Horse can laugh?
BJL: Remember how earlier I said we'd have a special guest join us? Well, here he is! YOU CAN COME IN NOW!
Domon: Huh? *Everyone turns as a curtain rises and you see-*
Domon: O.O Duh. Da. Da. Da. Da. Da.
Rain: Quit making baby noises Domon.
Domon: Da. Da. Da. KYOOOOOOOOOOOOJI!
Kyoji: *Waves* Hi. ^_^
Domon: O.O *Traumatized* *can't move*
BJL: At least he's quiet.
Lil washu: Domon? Are you okay? Will someone tell me why he is so traumatized?! You know at the moment he likes Kyoji, LIKES HIM! So why is he traumatized, I mean he is his brother after all.
Domon: ... *Can't talk*
Lil washu: WELL???! TELL ME!
BJL: He DIED! He's not supposed to be here!
Lil washu: Then how is he here?
BJL: ::cough:: dragon balls ::cough::
Lil washu: oh so that's why... oops.
Domon: I am, but let me ask how many wishes do those dragon balls give? *Spies mummy dude, Michelo, and Chapman in corner*
Lil washu: that is a secret!
Domon: suuuuuuuuure.
Lil washu: REALLY! Okay for your next question Mr. goat-
Master: WHY YOU STINKING LITTLE-
Lil washu: as I was saying remember the last question where I said If you were me and I were Rain and Domon were you and Rain was Domon what would you do? And you answered I'd kill Domon in my body?
Master: uh... ya.
Lil washu: well why would you kill Domon? I mean in the end you guys made up and you are master and pupil after all.
Master: I STILL DIED!
BJL: Snooooooooor... *She's a little bored*
Lil washu: SO WHAT IF YOU DIED! I THOUGHT YOU MADE UP! BESIDES YOU'RE ALIVE NOW! ATLEAST TILL WERE DONE WITH YOU! GET UP BJL! *Bonks BJL on head with fly swatter*
BJL: What the heck was THAT for?
Rabid Furbies: FEEEEEEEEEEEED USSSSSSSSSSS!
BJL: This won't be good. *Ducks into bomb shelter aka, broom closet* I suggest you all hide as well.
RF: *Sound like a jet starting up*
Lil Washu: AHHHHHHHH! NO STOP! I GIVE YOU FOOD JUST STOP!
RF: WHAT FOOD?!
Lil washu: *looks around* Here! Eat Chibodee!
Chibodee: NO! *Runs away*
RF: MUST HAVE FOOD!!!
Lil washu: Move over! *Jumps into bomb shelter*
Furby: .........................
BJL: Don't just stand their Furby!
Furby: But I'm hungry too.
BJL: Shoot. I know! Eat Master!
Master: WAAAA! *Runs away as he is attacked by RF's*
Neko: No wait! I got a better idea! Here! Eat the freak that took G Gundam off last week!
RF: DIE!!!!!!! *They attack the freak*
Neko: And for dessert, He-Man!
He-Man: Uh oh.
RF: DIE!!!!!!!!!!! *They attack*
Lil washu: uh oh.
He-Man: *BOOM! *
Furby: that was good! But want more!
Lil washu: oh no.
BJL: Uh, uh... I know! Eat uh.... *Thinks* Allenby!
Dark Magician Boy: NO! *Storms in*
Deathsythe: We'll save you Allenby!
BJL: Uh guys, I was just kidding. Like her or not, I would never feed a sacred G Gundam character to her.
Dark and Death: *like the nicknames? ^_^* Then let your Furbies eat a Pokemon!
Pokemon: Uh oh.
RF's: ^_^ Candy!
Lil washu: oh no, RUN!!!!
Pokemon: AHHHHHHH!
RF's: YUMMY!
RF's: YUMMY! *Eat Pokemon*
Lil washu: that had to hurt...
RF's: were full now! Bye bye!
BJL: Thank crap their done.
Kyoji: Um, was I forgotten about?
Domon: DAAAAAAAAA!
Rain: SIT BOY! *FWOOMP!*
BJL: ^_^ Nice job Rain!
Rain: Thank you.
BJL: We're running out of time Washu.
Lil washu: ya I know. But I have more questions to ask! Okay Mr Goat-
Sponge bob: HI! *Is wearing skating outfit*
Lil washu: AH! How did you get here sponge bob?!
Sponge bob: I'm not Sponge bob! I'm Skaterbob Squarepunk!
Lil washu: Really? Okay! Now for our next question, Mr. Goat, would you be willing to help sponge bob here with his skating?
Sponge bob: ^_^
Master: NO WAY! I DON'T SKATE! I DESTROY!
Lil washu: nope! Wrong answer! *Pushes button, Master falls through floor* that's it for today folks! See ya next time!
Sponge bob: HI! BYE! ^_^
BJL: Sponge bob????????? That's new. Well, bye bye!
Neko: See you!
Furby: Bye! BJL: Sponge bob????????? That's new. Well, bye bye!
Neko: See you!
Furby: Bye! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Lil washu: I am dedicating this chapter to Riyoko-chan! Why you ask? Because of her wonderful idea and review! Thank you Riyoko-chan! ^_^
BJL: oh yes and people we need idea's here! And how do you give us those ideas? You REVIEW! Now scroll down a bit and push the little button.