Hello folks! It is I Lil washu and my friend BJL! Just to tell you we are
both very hyper and we would really like you to review! Oh and by the way
if you have any ideas for any of the characters we have NOT used yet could
you tell me? Oh and thank you to all that reviewed!
Disclaimer: Yes I do own G Gundam! DUH! Of I course I do I mean of course *spies tall men in black suits at door* I don't, yes you hear me I don't own it! *Tall men disappear* Stupid stinking lawyers! I hate them! *Lawyers come back* I mean I love them! YUP I LOVE 'EM! *Sigh* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
BJL: Who the heck were we going to interview?
Domon: *All of a sudden gone*
BJL: *Grins evilly* FURBIIIIIIIES!
RF: *Come back with Domon, as a kitten!*
Domon: Shit!
Rain: oh he's so cute!!!!!! *Cuddles Domon*
Lil washu: Hey Rain can you hold Domon VERY tightly for the next few seconds?
Rain: ya, why?
Lil washu: It's time to introduce today's contestant!
BJL: Who again?
Lil washu: Schwartz, errrr, I mean Kyoji!
BJL: YEAH! Can I turn him into a kitten?
Neko: She's in a turn-everyone-into-a-kitten-mode.
Furby: I'd advise you all to run away.
Shuffles: *Run away*
BJL: *Grins evilly as there's a huge zap*
Lil washu: You know I'm glad I already am a cat.
Shuffles: MEOW! NOT AGAIN!!!!
G girls: AWWWWWWWWW! They're so cute! *Each girl picks up her kitten*
Schwartz: BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh you look so cute Domon! *Gives kitten-Domon a noogie*
Lil washu: *smirks* This should be very very interesting!
BJL: *Runs around in circles* *She's pleased with herself*
Neko: Let's go Furby.
Furby: I agree. *They leave to avoid the rush*
BJL: *Still running around in circles*
Chibodee: SHIT! Why are we cats again?????
Lil washu: Cause you look cute as cats! Well most of you. *eyes Chibodee*
Chibodee: HEY!
Lil washu: Now for our first question for Schwartz
Schwartz: uh oh. *looks nervous*
Lil washu: How can you pass through walls?
Schwartz: Huh? Walls? What do you mean?
BJL: We mean, how can you pass through walls?
Schwartz: ... O.O; Um. How many wishes DID those Dragon balls give?
Lil washu: exactly 348020380284024242.283932!
Dende: WHAT? THAT DEFIES ALL KNOWLEDGE!!!! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Lil washu: *pushes Dende out the door* Of course it does! Hello! BJL and I are two magical half cats! We're supposed to defy all knowledge!!!!!!
Schwartz: *Yawn* This is comfortable, will you peoples be quiet? *Falls asleep in washu's arms*
Lil washu: Awwww he's so cute! *Pets Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz *
BJL: LUCKY! You got a kitty! *Thinks* *Evil smirk* *Wong appears out of nowhere* *Oh boy*
Wong: Huh? How did I get here????????? Last thing I remember was eating pocky.
BJL: WONGY!
Wong: SAVE ME! *Tries to run but BJL has him by,,,,, the tail*
BJL: ^_^ KITTY!
Lil washu: now we all have a kitten! *Girls smile evily*
Domon: ..... BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rain: DOMON! SHHHHH! You'll wake Schwartz!
Domon: ^_^ *Takes deep breath*
Other shuffles and G girls: OH NO YOU DON'T! *cover Domon's mouth* She'll kill you if you do!
Sandman: *Appears out of nowhere*
Everyone: O.O
Sandman: I can solve your problem! *Sprinkles sand all over Domon*
Domon: PTUII! YUCK! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING YOU FUC- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
BJL: Thank you Mr. Sandman.
Sandman: that will be $25 please!
Lil washu: GET LOST! *Throws him out window*
Rain: AWWWWWWWW! SO CUTE!
Schwartz and Domon: ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ.
G girls besides Rain: *get evil glints in eyes* *look at shuffles*
Shuffles: Uh.
BJL: I GET IT! *Phones someone*
Sandman: *Comes back*
BJL: PUT THESE BAD BOYS TO SLEEP!
Shuffles: EXCUSE ME?!
Sandman: *sprinkles dust on shuffles and Wong*
Shuffles, and Wong: NOOOO-ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
Lil washu: GIRL TALK!!!!!!!!
Sandman: uh oh. I'll be leaving now! *Flies out window*
G girls, washu, and BJL: *Hug kittens and get into small group*
BJL: What now?
Shirley: How has Argo been doing lately? Said any new words yet?
Nastasha: *Whacks her with her crop* DON'T BE RUDE! He's a very nice guy! *Waves crop threatingly at people about to say something rude*
Lil washu: shhhhh, you're waking them!
Kitty-boys: *SNOR!!* ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzz
Girls: O____O weird....
Cecil: Hows Chibodee Shirley?
Shirley: *puts water bottle in front of them, it has a strange color to it* That answer your question?
Rain: what? I don't get it.
Shirley: he's back to spiking drinks again.
BJL: What the heck do you see in that guy? *Shirley looks like she's going to get started on a long speech* Don't answer that.
Shirley: Dang.
Girls: how's Domon?
Domon: ya sure, I like pizza..
Sai: Pizza? Where?
Rain: O___O ya. Does that answer your question?
Nastasha: What? You mean now he's addicted to pizza?
Rain: NO! I mean he's gone on a constant eating spree! He even tried to eat my socks by accident!
Marie: HOLY SHIT!
Cecil: MARIE!
Marie: sorry, but that just freaked me out!
BJL: Ok. I didn't need to know that... Oh yuck.
Neko: He needs help. Huh? *Sees Wong* WONGY! He's so hot! *Grabs Wong and cuddles him. He's still asleep*
Wong: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
BJL: O.O Huh? Kay...
Schwartz: *yawn* Why are you people screaming?
Lil washu: Oh you're up! *Pets Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz* Now we can ask you questions! *While still holding Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz* Do you guys have any questions?
BJL: Are you perverted?
Schwartz: O.O
Lil washu: BJL!! *Holds Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz close*
Schwartz: NO! I AM NOT! WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT!? AND *would have gone on but Lil washu covered his mouth*
Nastasha: What the heck made you think of that?
BJL: Brownies will do that to you. *Takes another bite of a brownie* ^_^ Chocolately!
Wong: GIMMEY! *Wakes up other shuffles*
BJL: *feeds Wong chocolate* Sure. Who knows what'll happen if I have any more.
Neko: And seeing her all hyped up on sugar isn't very pretty.
Lil washu: You know feeding chocolate to cats can make them die!
Wong: WHO CARES! IT'S STILL CHOCOLATE!!!!
Schwartz: Can I have some pwease? *Makes puppy-I mean kitty face*
Lil washu: Okay! But if you die it's not my fault. *feeds him chocolate*
Schwartz: yummy! *He's now hyper so that explains his behavior*
Shuffles: CAN WE HAVE SOME TO!!
Lil washu: uh oh..
Nastasha: *To Argo* HECK NO! If you die-----! Besides, cats can't have chocolate.
Shuffles: But we're hungry!
BJL: What do we feed them? The spell won't wear off until the chapter is over.
Nastasha: FISH!
Shuffles: YUMMY! ALMOST AS GOOD AS CHOCOLATE! *Look around for fish*
Lil washu: Okay here you go! *Give them fish* Okay now like I said do any of you have any questions for my little Schwartz??
George: ME!
Lil washu: YOU?
George: YES ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?!
Lil washu: I DON'T KNOW!
Others: STOP YELLING!
George: Sorry. Anyways, my question is, what's with the freaky mask?
Schwartz: HEY IT'S NOT FREAKY! *Attacks George*
Lil washu: BAD KITTY! STOP IT! *Pulls away Schwartz*
Argo: Schwartz is even worse behaved than Domon! I guess it runs in the family.
Lil washu: Wow, you said two whole sentences!
Nastasha: HEY!
Argo: So? What is your point?
BJL: *Comes back*
Rain: You were gone?
BJL: Yep! I was getting more brownies! *Chews food*
Lil washu: BROWNIES?! YAY!!!!! *Attacks brownies* YUMMY!!!!!!! I have another question for you Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz!!!
Schwartz: ..
Lil washu: now tell me do you, aw shucks truth or dare?
Schwartz: err, dare? *He doesn't know what it is*
BJL: I dare you to go find Wong! He just went missing!
Schwartz: Huh?
Lil washu: That is seriously sad! You can do better than that!
BJL: Oh fine! Go find Wong, while, um, uh, while, listening to this tape of Barney songs!
George: AAAAAAAAAAAA! *Runs into wall* Hello! *Oh boy.*
Schwartz: Barney? BARNEY? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Lil washu: yup!
George: NO! As my duty as a night I cannot let you go through that much torture! Believe me I know what it's like!
BJL: Pipe down you pathetic excuse for a rat. *Pushes him into Marie's lap*
George: *Sobs*
BJL: Just kidding! I don't mean it! Come on! It was funny!
George: Not for me! You try running into a wall for hours on end!
Neko: *Walks in* Been there, done that. *Leaves*
George: O.O
BJL: Here you go Schwartz! *Puts headphones on Schwartz*
Schwartz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Runs into wall* Help! *BAM!* *Oh fuzzy! You know the routine!*
BJL: This'll be a few hours. *Goes in quest for more brownies and Wong*
*Three hours*
*Schwartz, being a ninja, was able to escape and he has been sleeping in Washu's lap for the last few hours. BJL found Wong, who she let Neko keep, and everyone has been napping for the last few hours*
Neko: *Abruptly falls from ceiling, waking everyone up*
Everyone: *Wakes up* O.O
Neko: *Jumps up* LET'S DO THAT AGAIN! *Runs away*
BJL: *Has been sleeping on top of the fridge* Don't worry; she does that all the time.
Lil washu: *who has been chowing down on sugar and Kyoji doing the same* LET'S DO THE CONGA LINE! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!!!
Sai: Weeeeeee! *Grabs Cecil's shoulders*
Lil washu: *everyone has now joined and there is funky music in the background* COME ON EVERYBODY! LETS PARTY! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
BJL: *Being the only one who did NOT join in* I'd rather keep whatever sanity I have!
Lil washu: SEE you next time peoples! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
Shuffles: *POOF* *Are now human people, still doing the conga line mind you*
Lil washu: MWHASHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHA! PEACE! CHA! LOVE! CHA! AND KITTENS! CHA! Bye!
BJL: Wait, who do we interview next?
Neko: *Abruptly falls from ceiling again* DO WONGY! HE'S CUTE!
Wong: *Chowing down on chocolate* Not to mention human again!
Neko: CUTE! *Hugs him!*
Wong: Get off!
Neko: Snuggle.
*Behind the scenes*
Furby #34: Shouldn't we be editing this?
Furby: Nope. It's PG-13. Isn't it?
*Back to story*
BJL: Ok. We'll do Wong next. See you all later! *Joins in with conga line, tired of being left out* WEEEE!
Lil washu: CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
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Lil washu: THE END! Well not really...
BJL: See you all! *Tosses candies for all the nice reviewers*
Lawyers: Hey, where is that girl who said she owned G Gundam?
Lil washu: She went that way. *Points out door and to a secretly disguised hole to the nether world*
Lawyers: Thanks! *Walk off and fall in hole* NOOOOOOO! TRICKED AGAIN!
All: Go and click the nice little button now!
Disclaimer: Yes I do own G Gundam! DUH! Of I course I do I mean of course *spies tall men in black suits at door* I don't, yes you hear me I don't own it! *Tall men disappear* Stupid stinking lawyers! I hate them! *Lawyers come back* I mean I love them! YUP I LOVE 'EM! *Sigh* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
BJL: Who the heck were we going to interview?
Domon: *All of a sudden gone*
BJL: *Grins evilly* FURBIIIIIIIES!
RF: *Come back with Domon, as a kitten!*
Domon: Shit!
Rain: oh he's so cute!!!!!! *Cuddles Domon*
Lil washu: Hey Rain can you hold Domon VERY tightly for the next few seconds?
Rain: ya, why?
Lil washu: It's time to introduce today's contestant!
BJL: Who again?
Lil washu: Schwartz, errrr, I mean Kyoji!
BJL: YEAH! Can I turn him into a kitten?
Neko: She's in a turn-everyone-into-a-kitten-mode.
Furby: I'd advise you all to run away.
Shuffles: *Run away*
BJL: *Grins evilly as there's a huge zap*
Lil washu: You know I'm glad I already am a cat.
Shuffles: MEOW! NOT AGAIN!!!!
G girls: AWWWWWWWWW! They're so cute! *Each girl picks up her kitten*
Schwartz: BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh you look so cute Domon! *Gives kitten-Domon a noogie*
Lil washu: *smirks* This should be very very interesting!
BJL: *Runs around in circles* *She's pleased with herself*
Neko: Let's go Furby.
Furby: I agree. *They leave to avoid the rush*
BJL: *Still running around in circles*
Chibodee: SHIT! Why are we cats again?????
Lil washu: Cause you look cute as cats! Well most of you. *eyes Chibodee*
Chibodee: HEY!
Lil washu: Now for our first question for Schwartz
Schwartz: uh oh. *looks nervous*
Lil washu: How can you pass through walls?
Schwartz: Huh? Walls? What do you mean?
BJL: We mean, how can you pass through walls?
Schwartz: ... O.O; Um. How many wishes DID those Dragon balls give?
Lil washu: exactly 348020380284024242.283932!
Dende: WHAT? THAT DEFIES ALL KNOWLEDGE!!!! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Lil washu: *pushes Dende out the door* Of course it does! Hello! BJL and I are two magical half cats! We're supposed to defy all knowledge!!!!!!
Schwartz: *Yawn* This is comfortable, will you peoples be quiet? *Falls asleep in washu's arms*
Lil washu: Awwww he's so cute! *Pets Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz *
BJL: LUCKY! You got a kitty! *Thinks* *Evil smirk* *Wong appears out of nowhere* *Oh boy*
Wong: Huh? How did I get here????????? Last thing I remember was eating pocky.
BJL: WONGY!
Wong: SAVE ME! *Tries to run but BJL has him by,,,,, the tail*
BJL: ^_^ KITTY!
Lil washu: now we all have a kitten! *Girls smile evily*
Domon: ..... BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rain: DOMON! SHHHHH! You'll wake Schwartz!
Domon: ^_^ *Takes deep breath*
Other shuffles and G girls: OH NO YOU DON'T! *cover Domon's mouth* She'll kill you if you do!
Sandman: *Appears out of nowhere*
Everyone: O.O
Sandman: I can solve your problem! *Sprinkles sand all over Domon*
Domon: PTUII! YUCK! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING YOU FUC- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
BJL: Thank you Mr. Sandman.
Sandman: that will be $25 please!
Lil washu: GET LOST! *Throws him out window*
Rain: AWWWWWWWW! SO CUTE!
Schwartz and Domon: ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ.
G girls besides Rain: *get evil glints in eyes* *look at shuffles*
Shuffles: Uh.
BJL: I GET IT! *Phones someone*
Sandman: *Comes back*
BJL: PUT THESE BAD BOYS TO SLEEP!
Shuffles: EXCUSE ME?!
Sandman: *sprinkles dust on shuffles and Wong*
Shuffles, and Wong: NOOOO-ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
Lil washu: GIRL TALK!!!!!!!!
Sandman: uh oh. I'll be leaving now! *Flies out window*
G girls, washu, and BJL: *Hug kittens and get into small group*
BJL: What now?
Shirley: How has Argo been doing lately? Said any new words yet?
Nastasha: *Whacks her with her crop* DON'T BE RUDE! He's a very nice guy! *Waves crop threatingly at people about to say something rude*
Lil washu: shhhhh, you're waking them!
Kitty-boys: *SNOR!!* ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzz
Girls: O____O weird....
Cecil: Hows Chibodee Shirley?
Shirley: *puts water bottle in front of them, it has a strange color to it* That answer your question?
Rain: what? I don't get it.
Shirley: he's back to spiking drinks again.
BJL: What the heck do you see in that guy? *Shirley looks like she's going to get started on a long speech* Don't answer that.
Shirley: Dang.
Girls: how's Domon?
Domon: ya sure, I like pizza..
Sai: Pizza? Where?
Rain: O___O ya. Does that answer your question?
Nastasha: What? You mean now he's addicted to pizza?
Rain: NO! I mean he's gone on a constant eating spree! He even tried to eat my socks by accident!
Marie: HOLY SHIT!
Cecil: MARIE!
Marie: sorry, but that just freaked me out!
BJL: Ok. I didn't need to know that... Oh yuck.
Neko: He needs help. Huh? *Sees Wong* WONGY! He's so hot! *Grabs Wong and cuddles him. He's still asleep*
Wong: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
BJL: O.O Huh? Kay...
Schwartz: *yawn* Why are you people screaming?
Lil washu: Oh you're up! *Pets Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz* Now we can ask you questions! *While still holding Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz* Do you guys have any questions?
BJL: Are you perverted?
Schwartz: O.O
Lil washu: BJL!! *Holds Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz close*
Schwartz: NO! I AM NOT! WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT!? AND *would have gone on but Lil washu covered his mouth*
Nastasha: What the heck made you think of that?
BJL: Brownies will do that to you. *Takes another bite of a brownie* ^_^ Chocolately!
Wong: GIMMEY! *Wakes up other shuffles*
BJL: *feeds Wong chocolate* Sure. Who knows what'll happen if I have any more.
Neko: And seeing her all hyped up on sugar isn't very pretty.
Lil washu: You know feeding chocolate to cats can make them die!
Wong: WHO CARES! IT'S STILL CHOCOLATE!!!!
Schwartz: Can I have some pwease? *Makes puppy-I mean kitty face*
Lil washu: Okay! But if you die it's not my fault. *feeds him chocolate*
Schwartz: yummy! *He's now hyper so that explains his behavior*
Shuffles: CAN WE HAVE SOME TO!!
Lil washu: uh oh..
Nastasha: *To Argo* HECK NO! If you die-----! Besides, cats can't have chocolate.
Shuffles: But we're hungry!
BJL: What do we feed them? The spell won't wear off until the chapter is over.
Nastasha: FISH!
Shuffles: YUMMY! ALMOST AS GOOD AS CHOCOLATE! *Look around for fish*
Lil washu: Okay here you go! *Give them fish* Okay now like I said do any of you have any questions for my little Schwartz??
George: ME!
Lil washu: YOU?
George: YES ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?!
Lil washu: I DON'T KNOW!
Others: STOP YELLING!
George: Sorry. Anyways, my question is, what's with the freaky mask?
Schwartz: HEY IT'S NOT FREAKY! *Attacks George*
Lil washu: BAD KITTY! STOP IT! *Pulls away Schwartz*
Argo: Schwartz is even worse behaved than Domon! I guess it runs in the family.
Lil washu: Wow, you said two whole sentences!
Nastasha: HEY!
Argo: So? What is your point?
BJL: *Comes back*
Rain: You were gone?
BJL: Yep! I was getting more brownies! *Chews food*
Lil washu: BROWNIES?! YAY!!!!! *Attacks brownies* YUMMY!!!!!!! I have another question for you Kyoji-kitten-Schwartz!!!
Schwartz: ..
Lil washu: now tell me do you, aw shucks truth or dare?
Schwartz: err, dare? *He doesn't know what it is*
BJL: I dare you to go find Wong! He just went missing!
Schwartz: Huh?
Lil washu: That is seriously sad! You can do better than that!
BJL: Oh fine! Go find Wong, while, um, uh, while, listening to this tape of Barney songs!
George: AAAAAAAAAAAA! *Runs into wall* Hello! *Oh boy.*
Schwartz: Barney? BARNEY? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Lil washu: yup!
George: NO! As my duty as a night I cannot let you go through that much torture! Believe me I know what it's like!
BJL: Pipe down you pathetic excuse for a rat. *Pushes him into Marie's lap*
George: *Sobs*
BJL: Just kidding! I don't mean it! Come on! It was funny!
George: Not for me! You try running into a wall for hours on end!
Neko: *Walks in* Been there, done that. *Leaves*
George: O.O
BJL: Here you go Schwartz! *Puts headphones on Schwartz*
Schwartz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Runs into wall* Help! *BAM!* *Oh fuzzy! You know the routine!*
BJL: This'll be a few hours. *Goes in quest for more brownies and Wong*
*Three hours*
*Schwartz, being a ninja, was able to escape and he has been sleeping in Washu's lap for the last few hours. BJL found Wong, who she let Neko keep, and everyone has been napping for the last few hours*
Neko: *Abruptly falls from ceiling, waking everyone up*
Everyone: *Wakes up* O.O
Neko: *Jumps up* LET'S DO THAT AGAIN! *Runs away*
BJL: *Has been sleeping on top of the fridge* Don't worry; she does that all the time.
Lil washu: *who has been chowing down on sugar and Kyoji doing the same* LET'S DO THE CONGA LINE! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!!!
Sai: Weeeeeee! *Grabs Cecil's shoulders*
Lil washu: *everyone has now joined and there is funky music in the background* COME ON EVERYBODY! LETS PARTY! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
BJL: *Being the only one who did NOT join in* I'd rather keep whatever sanity I have!
Lil washu: SEE you next time peoples! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
Shuffles: *POOF* *Are now human people, still doing the conga line mind you*
Lil washu: MWHASHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHA! PEACE! CHA! LOVE! CHA! AND KITTENS! CHA! Bye!
BJL: Wait, who do we interview next?
Neko: *Abruptly falls from ceiling again* DO WONGY! HE'S CUTE!
Wong: *Chowing down on chocolate* Not to mention human again!
Neko: CUTE! *Hugs him!*
Wong: Get off!
Neko: Snuggle.
*Behind the scenes*
Furby #34: Shouldn't we be editing this?
Furby: Nope. It's PG-13. Isn't it?
*Back to story*
BJL: Ok. We'll do Wong next. See you all later! *Joins in with conga line, tired of being left out* WEEEE!
Lil washu: CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
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Lil washu: THE END! Well not really...
BJL: See you all! *Tosses candies for all the nice reviewers*
Lawyers: Hey, where is that girl who said she owned G Gundam?
Lil washu: She went that way. *Points out door and to a secretly disguised hole to the nether world*
Lawyers: Thanks! *Walk off and fall in hole* NOOOOOOO! TRICKED AGAIN!
All: Go and click the nice little button now!