Disclaimer:- I own diddly squat.

Rating:- PG - a little cursing and killing

Summary:- A highly improbable continuation to X2

NB:- Please remember, I am only a feeble X-men fan, and am therefore unable to write great masterpieces of fiction. But nobody said I couldn't try. If you want to say I shouldn't try, go ahead (ie - review.).

The bee took flight, buzzing away from a bright pink geranium to explore another flower. Spotting a tasty-looking purple orchid, it meandered contentedly in its direction.

Snikt!

"You didn't have to kill it Logan!" Ororo Munroe, the x-men's resident weather-witch exclaimed, offended.

"It was annoyin' me," Logan argued, lying back down on the school steps.

"It was just a bee," Storm persisted.

"Well maybe to you it was, but to someone with ultra-sensitive hearing like me, it was about as loud as a bloody chain-"

*Logan*

Logan jumped about a foot in the air, nearly decapitating another bee. "Jeez, Chuck, d'ya have to do that", he yelled, "I've gone and spilt my beer." "Sorry, and there's no need to shout. I can hear you perfectly clearly", the Professor replied. "I'm sorry to interrupt such a heartfelt outpouring" - Logan scowled - "but I need you and Ororo to come to my office at once."

"But Chuck - " "No 'but's, Logan. This is an emergency. I may need your help. Please hurry."

Logan turned to look at Storm, but she was already halfway across the hallway. He frowned, sighed, and took off after her towards the office of Charles Xavier.

NB - I know it's very short and pointless, but I am going to finish this. Feel free to REVIEW.