The Writer Show

by Rocky Baboon.

Spongebob and Patrick at Sponge Pineapple (or however you write it):

Spongebob picks up a letter in the floor, and reads it.

"Pa..Pa..Patrick... Squidward and Mr. Krabs have been kidnapped by Plankton!" Sponge said, worried.

"What the heck does kidnapped means Bob?" Patrick said, looking stupid.

"Theres no time Patrick, you know what we are going to do?"

"Save them".

"No!... save them... Patrick, you are supposed to ignore it"

"I know, but the new writer fixed the script"

"New writer? what happened to the old one?"

"Dont know, dont care, lets meet him"

Patrick and Spongebob leave the house, call a bus, and go to a magic world called Delaware.

"Why Delaware Patrick?" said Spongebob, still in the bus.

"Oh, my mistake, its New York, not Delaware"

and they went to New York.

"Whats the name of the writer Patrick? Michael Moye, George Costanza?" said Spongebob, still in the bus, eating some chips.

"I dont know, in fact I lied, theres no new writer, its just some kind of distraction till Plankton finds what he is looking for in Bikini Bottom"- Patrick said in a different voice

"Youre not Patrick, youre one of the well-manufactured robots from PLankton!"

"No actually is me" Patrick said with his normal voice. "Plankton paid me to distract you"

The end.