AN: wow... that last chapter came on sooner than that "week" i thought it to be... but i would've had it in just a little sooner if my family wouldn't bug me so... well, anyway, i don't own, disclaimer, disclaimer, i hate doing them so just pretend i did one... um... let's see... uh.. recap: Roz can see things in her dreams and can control (or rather, she 'will' control) the ship, Sora's gone evil (who knows? i do, but it'll be a while before i reveal it all...) and has kidnapped Riku, while Riku, who loves Sora, became confused and a bit naive in following his love to the ends of the... um... of Gaea... and got himself taken by Sora though now that i think about it, it's not really kidnapping that happened.... oh well... R&R people! oh, and if you guys are starting to doubt things, no, this isn't a Roz/Zidane fanfic, or anything like that, only Sora and Riku... *thinks about the story so far while typing* well, if you think about it, it IS kinda straying from the main topic, but that's okay... more the merrier! ... um... something like that... but hey, it'll all come together sooner or later... but hey, pick your best couple! i wunna know who you like! *wink* ;)
Chapter Seven
Zidane, Freya, Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi where in the Industry section of Limblum where there was a diner and bar. Since Zidane was a regular customer there, so the owner made an exception on letting Eiko and Vivi in. Zidane laughed when Eiko was huffing and puffing saying that she wasn't a kid when she well known was one. Zidane and Freya got thier regular drinks from the bar, and Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi enjoyed themselves with their meals at the table. Zidane came from the bar to the table and sat right between Dagger and Eiko.
"Okay... I--"
But Dagger cut him off. "Zidane, what happened back there the other day? Really. And why is Roz so special with Feng and the ship? And who IS Feng, exactly? Zidane--" Dagger stopped when Zidane placed a finger over her mouth. "Oh-- Sorry... I guess I got carried away there..."
"That's okay Dagger... Now, for your questions. I can't really explain what happened yesterday, only that Roz was drawn to the bubble with is the heart of the ship and Feng's home. Feng, I'm not sure who or what she is, but I know she's hasta be female. But Roz was drawn to Feng and in Feng's comfort and under her guidence, Roz was tapping into the ship's controls and her.. um... 'powers'... Now why Roz has this connection with Feng who seems to be some kind of ancient thing, I'm not sure, and I doubt she knows either... Roz, I mean. When I went in there to get Roz, I was floating, floating, floating along there wiht no sense of direction. But soon, I 'sensed' another um... 'pressence'? Well, anyway, I found Roz just sitting--er... floating--there, talkign to herself. Only, there was someone else there, but I couldn't find out who they were or where they where. I gave up momuntarily and just approached Roz. We--er.. they--went into a conversation on what Roz should name Feng, and some other stuff I forgot, but it wasn't important I'm sure. ... I think... I hope..."
Dagger's eyes widened. "ZIDANE!!!"
Zidane flinched. "What! I'm sorry! I'm just... almost positive that it wasn't needed information! I'm sorry!"
The bar tender who was listening to them, laughed and put down the ggass he was cleaning. "Zidane! You bag, you dont' remember a thing that you did or what you heard yesterday? You are one sly, yet foolish male that's every walked on this earth, my boy."
Zidane grinned sheepishly and laughed. "Heheh."
"Zidane! Are you SURE it wasn't important?!" Dagger was staring wide-eyed at Zidane, expecting the right, honest, and down right SURE answer.
Zidane blinked. //Oh boy... Any slight emotion, reaction, or word that comes out wrong can set her off...\\
"Yeah! I'm sure, Dagger!" //I think... I hope that sounds convincing... ^^;;; Please say it was...\\
Dagger searched Zidane for false notes, but couldn't find any behind his mask of carelessness and pure charm. She pursed her lips before nodding. "Alright, Zidane. I'll agree with you for now."
//Phew! Talk about pressure!\\ Zidane gave a weak smile before hiding behind his mug and gulping down some of his beverage.
In the hotel, Blank stayed watch over Roz while she slept, but it was more like he was sleeping too instead of watching over her.
Roz was still and silent and had been ever since yesterday. In her dreams, she was peaceful and undisturbed; nothing went wrong. Time and time, the dream would switch to another when boredom came over the dream.
But her last dream, the last sequence, just before she awoke that day, was the dream she'd been waiting for.
It started out with Roz having a good time killing evil beasts and monster with a few slashes of her sword (even if she didn't have one outside her dream). When she saw a humongous one run up at her, she crouched into a stance to take it on. But when she wanted to shift the sword from one position to another, she found that the sword had disappeared!
"Aah! Where's my--!?!" but she didn't have time to say anymore when the monster was merely feet away from her. Roz crossed her arms in front of her face, knowing she couldn't dodge the large thing.
Rumbling and thunder like sounds was heard, but no impact came. When the sound faded until it was completely gone, Roz uncrossed her arms and opened her eyes to find herself in a different field. She had no clue where she was, but her legs seemed to want to take her somewhere. When she came to a stop, she looked around her, finding nothing. How weird this was to her; she walked a few paces forward until she nearly tripped over something black. Looking down, Roz saw that it was a small Heartless. Roz wanting to kick it, stopped, seeing something out of the corner of her eye. She looked up to see the silhouettes of two people. Roz could make out that they were both males, both around her height, and both were probably around her age as well. Roz moved in closer until she could make out who exactly these two were. Not even half surprised, she discovered that it was again, Riku and Sora. But this time, Sora held his Heartless keyblade in his hands, and Riku was chained up against a large slab of cold stone. Roz watched intently as it all played out before her; she told herself to stay watching for anything possible, any clue so that she may find out where exactly this is taking place. Roz kicked the Heartless out of her way and sat rather close to the scene, silent and watchful as if at a movie theatre.
Sora was wearing all black, must to Roz's surprise. Sora's outfit did not just change color, but entire appearance as well. The boy wore an attir of black; black shirt, black jacket, black pants, and black shoes. Here and there, there would be a show of silver of some sort: like a chain, or a belt, or fabic; but mainly, all the boy wore was black. Roz watched as the brunette boy with black clothing walked up to Riku who's head was bowed while he stayed chained to the stone. It was an awful cold night as the wind whipped through the air and cut through Roz like knives. Roz guessed that it was worse for Riku since he wore less clothing than her it seemed. Roz watched in stunned silence as Sora walked up really close to Riku, his body only a few inches away from Riku's. Sora held the keyblade with one hand and used his other to touch Riku with. Sora cupped Riku's chin, lifting the older boy's head so that they would make eye contact. Riku groaned as he awoke, his usually peircing blue-green eyes now soft and sad, making Riku look fragile and so vulnerable which, at the moment, he was. Riku's eyes widened when he saw Sora's demonic features in front of him as a first view.
"S- Sora....." Riku whispered, knowing that Sora had changed. Sora's once beatuiful ocean blue eyes that suited his name: Sora: 'sky', was now a firey red that sent a shiver down Riku's already cold spine. Riku could not look into those cold blooded eyes, and yet, he had to; Sora made sure of that.
"Riku..." Sora whispered back, but this voice was nto of the cheerful Sora Riku knew, but of another that impersonated him. There was no joy or emotion in his voice.
Sora let go of Riku and smirked, walking back several steps to see all of Riku. Riku was on the verge of tears, horrified at this creation. Sora wasn't Sora... it wasn't him! It couldn't be! Sora wasn't like he was now. He never was, was he? Riku was confused, sad, and yet angry all at once.
"In Ansem's report, he says that darkness consumes every heart or at least lies there in every one. I know you've heard of this before... right? Riku?" Sora emphasized the older boy's name, adding a touch of bitterness to his voice.
Riku could not help but shake his head ever-so slightly. "No... I haven't..." His voice was hoarse and cracked, sounding as if he hadn't used it for a long while.
"No?" Sora sneered coldly. "I suppose not... But I would've thought you had; I guess I guessed wrong..." Sora paused, tilting his head to the side, looking at Riku in a slightly different position. "In Ansem's report, he states that all hearts can be consumed by darkness, and darkness lies in every thing, heart, world; every one. Sometimes these people, these things, these worlds get consumed by darkness, even the purest ones. The purest of hearts, too, can be consumed and possessed by darkness. Who this time has it happened to?" Sora arched his brows, expecting an answer from Riku, but recieved none. Sora walked back even more, spreading out his arms. "Me. That's right, your love." He said that last word so harshly through his gritted teeth, it was obvious that he showed disgust and distaste for it. "YOu thought that I, a crefree, loveable boy in his teens would never be on the side of darkness, but alas, you are proven wrong. Now, how does it feel to see the most precious person you know and love, turn evil and bad? Is anger soaring through you? Do you hate my guts? or what I've become? Are you shocked? What? Tell me. I'd like to know."
Riku shook his head. "I... Oh, Sora..." He didn't know what to say! He didn't understand! Wha-- Why-- Oh... It seemed useless to continue. Riku bowed his head and let the tears come, letting them roll down his cheeks. How could he've let this happen? HOW did it happen? What went wrong? What HAPPENED?!
Sora gave an evil smirk before reapproaching Riku. Riku kept his head bowed even as he heard Sora coming, his footsteps heard as his feet crunched hte grass below him. Sora came right up to him and cupped his chin and lifted his head just as before. Sora's eyes were different at this moment, they flashed from their cold blood and firey red to his normal ocean blue, and back and forth until it was almost that the colors mixed.
"Riku..." Sora whispered, barely saying just the boy's name when Riku immediately.
"Sora.. you're voice... You're... are you...?" Riku tried to pull away from where he was chaied and standing, but could only move an inch, shortening the distance between them. Was Sora back? Riku gazed into those eyes that were confused and mixed with all sorts of things. Emotions, feelings, more. Riku looked deeper into those confused eyes and wished to find his friend, his true friend, in there, somewhere... "Sora.. Oh, Sora..."
Sora's half hooded eyes still were confused. Bu the only thing that he seemed to know what to do was what he did next. Sora closed the remaining space between them when brought Riku's face just a little bit closer to his. Riku had let out a slight, "Mpfh" just before his lips met with Sora's.
[Roz grinned gleefully, enjoying this shocking and lovely moment. /Ooh! If only I had popcorn! Then I'd-- ... Wait! Hold on a minute here! Sora and Riku just kissed! But then-- Just a second ago, Sora was blabbing about Riku's love turning evil. But then he said that the person who was evil was... him?! Riku and Sora are--?! Whoa!\ Roz watched, wide eyed as the scene went on.]
Sora held the kiss, deepening it and showing more passion. He only pulled away after a long time when Riku started to gasp. Sora stared at Riku, watching him gasp for air. Riku blinked, his head bowed once more; his breath was short and forced.
"S- So- Sor- Sora..." Riku quickly lifted his head to look at the other boy. "Sora... Wha- What was--" Riku stopped to breath heavily, still trying to gain his breath. Suddenly, the chains around him tightened, pulling him back to the stone. Riku cried out suddenly when his back and head slammed against the hard surface. "Ah!"
Sora stumbled back at the same time that Riku was jerked back. Sora looked like he was in pain and covered his face with his hands, dropping the keyblade. Sora stopped moving, clutching his forehead. After a moment or two, Sora fell back onto the grass, his eyes closed. He let a small and faint moan escape him before his eyes shot open, his eyes no longer in their confused state, but their firey red.
"You!" Sora shakily got up, anger boiling in him, showing through his uneven voice, gritted teeth, and fisted hands. "Y- You... Trying to trick me! Your old Sora is gone. GONE! No matter what you do, the old Sora's gone! Stop trying to lure him back!" Now, what happened next was a surprising thing: Sora drew tears before walked backwards and away from Riku.
Riku was confused when he saw Sora cry, and then, when Riku was set free, when he made a move to go after Sora, Sora snapped his fingers and disappeared. Riku was on his hands and knees, trying to comprehend what happened not but a minute ago. All of it just went by so fast! RIku sat back on his hells before falling backwards, lying in the grass.
"Oh... Sora, you don't understand! I'm not trying to trick you or anything that would harm you! I just-- I just hope it'll all turn out okay...'Riku said to himself, staring up at the night. He wanted to enjoy it's beauty, but could not, for he had so much upon his mind. He smacked his forehead, groaning. "Oh, stop talking to yourself, Riku... Stop thinking! Aghh... What a hecktic day..." Riku sat up just then, looking around him. "Now... I just have to find my way back to Limblum, and away from this place!" Just then, Riku winced. "But first, I think I'll need to... Ugh... rest..."Riku laid himself down again, tired and beaten from being slammed up against the stone after standing against it for several hours in the cold.
Roz got up form her spot and made her way over to Riku. She sat next to him and pursed her lips together. "Riku... We'll find you... I don't know what just happened exactly, and heck! I didn't know you were in love with Sora! But hey, we'll get you back! I promise!" And with that, everything in her mind went black, ending her dream.
Back at the hotel, Zidane and the others came back, Zidane with a bunch of things in his hands that he got from charming a few ladies and winning their approval, but not Dagger's approval. Zidane, Dagger, Vivi, and Eiko all went up to see how Roz was doing, to see if she was away, but Freya had not come to back to the hotel with the four but stayed back for her own reasons.
Eiko and Vivi raced up the stairs while Dagger and Zidane were at their own pace. When they reached upstairs and in Roz's room, Dagger was especially surprised to find Blank on his ass sleeping, while Eiko and Vivi played around him.
"Eiko! Vivi! And-- Why is Blank sleeping?"
Zidane laughed before walking up to Blank and dumping all this stuff onto Blank's.
"Wu-aah!" shouted Blank, jumping up. "What in the--" BLank looked down at all that crap Zidane dumped on him. "Zidane! What the f*ck is all this?!"
Zidane laughed. "You were sleeping, idiot! Now, before you were, did she do anything? Move? Twitch? Say something? Wake and then fall alseep again? Anything?"
Blank gave Zidane a funny look. "Who?"
"Me," a familiar voice said behind them.
Everyone looked in that direction to find out that the own of the voice was...
"Roz? You're up?" Zidane said, surprised.
"I am now!"
Dagger smiled. "Good. I'm glad you're up. Are you feeling okay?"
"Sure. I feel fine. Though I'm sure I've probably slept... what? A week?"
"Um... No. Actually, only about two days."
"Oh. Really? Well, nevermind then. I've got the answer!"
Blank and Zidane exchanged glances. "What answer?" they said.
Roz laughed before getting out of bed and starting to walk out. "You'll see! Just get everyone, okay?"
Eiko was clueless. "Huh?!"
Dagger only smiled.
Blank and Zidane exchanged glances again.
And Vivi followed Roz out, asking her to wait up so that he could join her as she walked.
Zidane squinted one eye, confused still. "What the heck is she talking about?"
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AN: what the heck IS Roz talking about? and i'm sorry that this chapter was all funked... it's really weird, yet much shorter than my other chapters... ... um... yeah... please be kind in your reviews h-- ... i take that back. dont' be so kind to me in your reviews. flame me, screw me, be kind to me, whatever. but now, for a special show from ... well, me!
Me: Welcome! Now I know this isn't Oprah, or any other talk show, but I promise, I'll do my best!
Audience: *cheers and claps*
Me: Thank you! Now, today's show is basically all about the characters in my story, and we can have a talk with them! Now, for our first guest, we have Sora!
*Sora walks in in his regular red outfit*
Sora: Hi!
Aud: *cheers and claps* Yeah! Sora! *someone whistles in the audience*
Sora: *blushes* ... Um... Hi.
Me: Now! For a few more guests! Let's meet: Riku! *Riku comes in* and Roz! *in comes Roz*
Aud: *MORE whistles and hoots than when Sora came in*
Riku: ... ch.
Roz: Oh, C'mon, Riku. Don't be such a bitch.
Riku: Oo ?!! 'Bitch'?! Did you jsut call me a bitch?!
Me: ^^;;; Please! Calm down! Save it for the after show!
Riku: hmph. *sits down in the seat next to Sora*
Roz: Ha-hah! *sits next to Riku*
Me: ... Ahem. Anyway, let's ask a few questions for our lovely guests! Sora! *turns to him, lowering cards* How do you feel about this Yaoi scene in this chapter?
Sora: um... Well... *glances at Riku who showed no emotion* It was kinda weird... I mean, you made me all evil and then I go and kiss Riku but in the mix of things, I'm some confused.. um... wait.. What was I saying again?
Everyone: *falls* Oo;;
Riku: ... *rolls eyes*
Sora: *thinks* ... Oh yeah! ^^;; Heh. Sorry! But yeah, you made me some weirdo who has a bad side and a good side, but also a mix of them in confusion and... stuff... and ... Yeah! Point is, it's just weird.
Me: OO ... Right. Well, who said I was the best writer?
Sora: And who said I was the best actor?
Me: *looks around* I don't think anyone did in the first place...
Sora: Aww... C'mon! That was cruel!
Me: And I'm suppose to be nice? *someone in the aud throws something hard at me* Ow! Hey! Whoever did that, do it again, and I throw you off the set!
Sora: Oo
Me: *clears throat* Anyway, Riku! How do you feel about your role as an actual good person?
Riku: ... You made me on the girl side.
Me: Say what?
Riku: I don't like being dominant. I don't like being that who's pushed and shoved, okay?
Me: What's your point?
Riku: Argh! I'm hinting that you should change my character's personality a bit!
Me: ... Oh... You coulda said that in the first place. If ya want a person that's more in control, then I'll think about it and possibly stick it in later on. *turns to the audience* Okay! Vote and voice your decision on what Riku's character should be like! Should he have ore control in the relationship? Or stay down like a pup?! *pulls out a whip and snaps it, looking deviously at Riku*
Riku: OO !! *shrinks back in seat*
Me: *puts away the whip* Ahem! Now, Roz! You control the ship. Right? Does that cramp your style?
Riku: 'Style'?! Hey! What about MY style?!
Me: *ignores Riku* Well?
Roz: No. I mean, you made me, and you can do whatever! But heck, besides that, no. I'm fine. But you'd better run cuz Riku's just about to pull out his sword.
Me: *arches a brow* Ex-CUSE me? *snaps fingers* GUARDS! *guards appear* Hmph! Take the sword... *snaps fingers again*
Guards* restrains Riku while taking the sword from him* Sword retrieved, ma'am.
Me: Good. You can leave now. *snaps fingers* ... Riku? Trying to start something? *organizes cards then reads them* ... Oh! Now let's bring out: Dagger and Zidane!
Zidane and Dagger: *comes out hand in hand*
Aud: *claps* Aww...
Me: ... *rolls eyes* whatever... Now, Dagger, Zidane! How's the relationship going? Everyone's dying to know. Zidane? Are you cheating Dagger? Dagger? Are you showing Zidane the love he needs so that we wouldn't HAVE TO cheat on you?
Zidane: OO What?! I'm not-- No! I'm not cheating on Dagger!
Dagger: OO;;; This is very uncomfortable...
Me: Well then, if you're uncomfortable, then Zidane: go take your fiance outta here to a place more 'comfortable.
Zidnae: OO
Dagger: !! That's not what I meant!
Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever! Just go! *smirks as they leave* Now... Let's see... Vivi and Eiko... no... *flips through cards* Amarant and Freya.... no... *flips through cards some more* um... Cid... ... Okay then! Cid! Come on down!
Cid: Come on down? Isn't that...
Me: Just shut up and get out here! *wrinkes nose as Cid comes* Okay then. Cid, what inspired you to make the ship?
Cid: What ship?
Me: Your ship! The one with Feng in it!!
Cid: *thinks* Huh? I made a ship? *thinks again* ... Hmm... ... OH! That one! What about it again?
Me: *falls over* do you have mental problems Cid or what? *shakily get up and sits down*
Cid: What does that have to do with my chip?
Me: Oo; Ship! Not chip! ... *smaks forehead* oi... *drags hand down face* Ulgh... GUARDS!!! *snaps fingers* Take him and get him to a mental hospital or something! Now! Now before he gives me a headache! *rubs temples while the guards take Cid away* Yeesh... He needs help badly...
Sora: Huh?
Riku: ...
Roz: *scratches back of head* Are we being paid for this?
Riku: ...
Me: ... Riiiight... Well, How about we bring a surprise guest? *turns to audience* Think we need one?
Aud: *nods in unison*
Me: Yup. I think so too. Let's bring out... SEPHIROTH!!! Come on down, Sephy!
Sephiroth: Call me that and I'll summon a Super-Nova.
Me: *shakes finger* Ah-ah-ah! No violence like that! At least not yet.
Sephiroth: Well, then I won't come out.
Me: *rolls eyes* Fine. Whatever, Seph.
*Sephiroth comes out and sits in his seat*
Me: Cool! Now, Let's see... A qustion, a question... *turns to audience* Anyone have a question for our dear Sephiroth?
Seph: I'm not your 'dear' Sephiroth
Me: *waves hand, ignoring comment* Yeah, I know. Whatever. Anyone?
Someone from the audience: *stands up* I do.
Me: Ooh! Mic! *hands him the microphone*
Same person in the audience: *takes it* Okay. Um, Seph? Are you Riku's father?
Seph: ... *looks awkwardly at him* ... *tunr to Riku* ... *and then him, and then Riku, and back again*
Riku: ...? *looks at Sephiroth, then at the guy, then Seph, guy, Seph, guy, Seph* Huh?
Guy in audience: oo ... Is that a no?
Seph: ...
Riku: ...?
Guy: ...
Me: ... I think we'll pass on the answer. Next! Does anyone have a question for our guests? Any of them?
Audience: ...
Me: ...
Riku: ...?
Sora: *looks around* ooh... Food cart!
Everyone: Oo;
Roz: ... I'm bored!
Seph: ...
Guy in audience: *munches on lunch*
Sora: FOOD! *points to guy in audience*
Guy in audience: ?! Wha-?! *protects lunch wiht life* No way! This is mine!
Sora: No! Food! Must- Have- Food! *jumps up and starts to run toward guy in audience*
Me: ... Oo;;
Riku: *grabs Sora from behind* Get back here you food grinder! *drags Sora back, holding on tight to the boy's waist, keeping him well off the ground*
Sora: NOOOOOO!!!! I WUNNA EAT!! I WUNNA EAT THE FOOD! I'M HUNGRY!!! *struggles to be free of Riku's grasp* RIKU! LEMME GO! I WUNNA GET THE FOOD!
Riku: *hold on tighter* NO! YOU JUST ATE AN HOUR OR TWO AGO! YOU CAN'T EAT ANYMORE! YEESH! AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN BE HUNGRY AGAIN!
Sora: But I am! *whines and whimpers*
Me: ... Oo
Roz: ... -_- zzzzzz...
Seph: *cleans the Masamune*
Guy in audience: *stuffs down the rest of his lunch*
Sora: !! OO NOOOOOOO!!!!
Riku: THERE! N-- *stops to restrain Sora from leaping out of his arms to maul the guy in the audience* Now- STOP MOVING! YOU CNA'T GET IT BACK! IT'S GONE!
Sora: NOOOOO! That's not fair! *whines, sitting down*
Riku: Phew... *exhales incredibly* Geez... *sits down next to Sora* It isn't 'not fair', only that IT WASN'T YOURS TO BEGIN WITH!
Sora: *whimpers* ... Mnn.... *tears visibly well up in his eyes*
Riku: Oo ... Oh no... Sora, oh no... Sora-! Don't you-- Soraaa...? Sora, don't you dare! Sora, if you do I'll--
Sora: *starts crying and wailing*
Riku: OO SORAAAA!!! A-OHH!!! *scratches head vigorously* NO! NO NO NO!! SOOORRRAAAA!!! Stop crying! *turns to Roz* Ro-- ... asleep. *turns to Seph* Se-- ... nevermind... I take that back... *eyes the sword Seph was cleaning* ... right... *turns to me* would you--
Me: OO *shakes head* Me?! What the hell am I gonna do with him?! He's YOUR best friend! YOU deal with him!
Riku: Wha-- Me?! I never knew how to deal with him! He's unpredictable!
Sora: Like now? *stops crying*
Riku: Righ! Like right-- *stops and turns to face Sora* Sora?!
Sora: That's my name! *pounces Riku, pushing onto the floor* I'm unpredictable... *kisses Riku*
Riku: OO !! Wh-- Sora--!
Audience: OO *few people take pictures and others whistled, enjoying the show* WOO-HOO! *whistle*
Me: OO ... I guess they like that stuff...
Some anti-yaoi person: *stands up* 'Like it'?!! You've killed Kindgom Hearts!!!
Me: *jumps up* EXCUSE ME?!! *pulls out a gun*
Anti-yaoi person: *pulls out own gun* you heard me!!
Me: *aims* You want something of it, bitch?!
Anti-yaoi person: The name's Jim! And I ain't your bitch! *aims*
Me: Wunna start somethin' bub? *fires*
Jim: *dodges* Yeah! I do! *fires but misses*
Me: *bullet grazes cheek* !! Ah! *wipes away cut* Alright! let's take this outside!
Jim: *nods* You're on! *runs out the doors*
Me: *runs to the doors and locks them* hah! loser! Shouldn't've ran for the door like that... *shakes head* Idiot... *puts gun away and takes place back in seat* Alrighty then...
Jim: AAAARRRGGGHH!!!! YOU TRICKED ME!! *shouts from down the street*
Me: *smiles wickedly* heeheehee... *goes and opens a window* SERVES YA RIGHT! GUARDS! *snaps fingers* TAKE CARE OF HIM!!! *points at Jim* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH! *goes and sits down again*
Roz: *wakes up* ... *yawns* ... Ahhh... *rubs eyes* ... !! OO *sees Sora and Riku making out on the floor* Yipe!
Me: huh? *sees Riku and Sora* ... OO; Oh...Them... Um... *walks up to them, taping Sora on the shoulder* Um... Sora? Riku?
Sora: *pulls away* Hmm?
Me: um... ... Well, sorry, but... GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!
Riku: Oo ... *turns to Sora and laughs* She's right... And anyway, you came onto me...
Sora: *blushes* W- Well... I- I...
Riku: *laughs* that's okay... *kisses Sora*
Me: Oo ...Oookkkkaaaay....? Nevermind then... *stands up* Okay! I think that's all for this session! Come back next time to find even MORE characters of my story and still Roz, Riku, and Sora! Ask more qustions! Get more qeustions asnwered! And see more of these famous characters! Yeah! Bye now, everyone! Ja ne, minna-san!
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An: my gosh... that "short" show is probably as longer, if not longer, than my story!! yeesh! but hey, more love and things, no? hee hee! ^^ well, vote your favorite couple, review and post, and you know the drill *wink* and pls, if you feel i must be called insane or weird, feel free to do so... ^^ enjoy! and i'll make sure to pull up the next chapter as soon as i can... (and expect another session of my wacked out talk show with the characters... and hey, who knows! maybe Jim'll find a way outta jail...)
Jim: I heard that!
Me: shut up! *pulls out the gun and fires* go away! i don't need you yet!
Roz: I'll take care of him!
Me: *gives a thumbs-up* go right ahead!
Roz: Yay! *runs off, laughing maniacally*
Me: Okay.. yeah... you've read, now review, and I hope I can satisfy your fun by pulling up yet another chapter real soon! ^^
Chapter Seven
Zidane, Freya, Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi where in the Industry section of Limblum where there was a diner and bar. Since Zidane was a regular customer there, so the owner made an exception on letting Eiko and Vivi in. Zidane laughed when Eiko was huffing and puffing saying that she wasn't a kid when she well known was one. Zidane and Freya got thier regular drinks from the bar, and Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi enjoyed themselves with their meals at the table. Zidane came from the bar to the table and sat right between Dagger and Eiko.
"Okay... I--"
But Dagger cut him off. "Zidane, what happened back there the other day? Really. And why is Roz so special with Feng and the ship? And who IS Feng, exactly? Zidane--" Dagger stopped when Zidane placed a finger over her mouth. "Oh-- Sorry... I guess I got carried away there..."
"That's okay Dagger... Now, for your questions. I can't really explain what happened yesterday, only that Roz was drawn to the bubble with is the heart of the ship and Feng's home. Feng, I'm not sure who or what she is, but I know she's hasta be female. But Roz was drawn to Feng and in Feng's comfort and under her guidence, Roz was tapping into the ship's controls and her.. um... 'powers'... Now why Roz has this connection with Feng who seems to be some kind of ancient thing, I'm not sure, and I doubt she knows either... Roz, I mean. When I went in there to get Roz, I was floating, floating, floating along there wiht no sense of direction. But soon, I 'sensed' another um... 'pressence'? Well, anyway, I found Roz just sitting--er... floating--there, talkign to herself. Only, there was someone else there, but I couldn't find out who they were or where they where. I gave up momuntarily and just approached Roz. We--er.. they--went into a conversation on what Roz should name Feng, and some other stuff I forgot, but it wasn't important I'm sure. ... I think... I hope..."
Dagger's eyes widened. "ZIDANE!!!"
Zidane flinched. "What! I'm sorry! I'm just... almost positive that it wasn't needed information! I'm sorry!"
The bar tender who was listening to them, laughed and put down the ggass he was cleaning. "Zidane! You bag, you dont' remember a thing that you did or what you heard yesterday? You are one sly, yet foolish male that's every walked on this earth, my boy."
Zidane grinned sheepishly and laughed. "Heheh."
"Zidane! Are you SURE it wasn't important?!" Dagger was staring wide-eyed at Zidane, expecting the right, honest, and down right SURE answer.
Zidane blinked. //Oh boy... Any slight emotion, reaction, or word that comes out wrong can set her off...\\
"Yeah! I'm sure, Dagger!" //I think... I hope that sounds convincing... ^^;;; Please say it was...\\
Dagger searched Zidane for false notes, but couldn't find any behind his mask of carelessness and pure charm. She pursed her lips before nodding. "Alright, Zidane. I'll agree with you for now."
//Phew! Talk about pressure!\\ Zidane gave a weak smile before hiding behind his mug and gulping down some of his beverage.
In the hotel, Blank stayed watch over Roz while she slept, but it was more like he was sleeping too instead of watching over her.
Roz was still and silent and had been ever since yesterday. In her dreams, she was peaceful and undisturbed; nothing went wrong. Time and time, the dream would switch to another when boredom came over the dream.
But her last dream, the last sequence, just before she awoke that day, was the dream she'd been waiting for.
It started out with Roz having a good time killing evil beasts and monster with a few slashes of her sword (even if she didn't have one outside her dream). When she saw a humongous one run up at her, she crouched into a stance to take it on. But when she wanted to shift the sword from one position to another, she found that the sword had disappeared!
"Aah! Where's my--!?!" but she didn't have time to say anymore when the monster was merely feet away from her. Roz crossed her arms in front of her face, knowing she couldn't dodge the large thing.
Rumbling and thunder like sounds was heard, but no impact came. When the sound faded until it was completely gone, Roz uncrossed her arms and opened her eyes to find herself in a different field. She had no clue where she was, but her legs seemed to want to take her somewhere. When she came to a stop, she looked around her, finding nothing. How weird this was to her; she walked a few paces forward until she nearly tripped over something black. Looking down, Roz saw that it was a small Heartless. Roz wanting to kick it, stopped, seeing something out of the corner of her eye. She looked up to see the silhouettes of two people. Roz could make out that they were both males, both around her height, and both were probably around her age as well. Roz moved in closer until she could make out who exactly these two were. Not even half surprised, she discovered that it was again, Riku and Sora. But this time, Sora held his Heartless keyblade in his hands, and Riku was chained up against a large slab of cold stone. Roz watched intently as it all played out before her; she told herself to stay watching for anything possible, any clue so that she may find out where exactly this is taking place. Roz kicked the Heartless out of her way and sat rather close to the scene, silent and watchful as if at a movie theatre.
Sora was wearing all black, must to Roz's surprise. Sora's outfit did not just change color, but entire appearance as well. The boy wore an attir of black; black shirt, black jacket, black pants, and black shoes. Here and there, there would be a show of silver of some sort: like a chain, or a belt, or fabic; but mainly, all the boy wore was black. Roz watched as the brunette boy with black clothing walked up to Riku who's head was bowed while he stayed chained to the stone. It was an awful cold night as the wind whipped through the air and cut through Roz like knives. Roz guessed that it was worse for Riku since he wore less clothing than her it seemed. Roz watched in stunned silence as Sora walked up really close to Riku, his body only a few inches away from Riku's. Sora held the keyblade with one hand and used his other to touch Riku with. Sora cupped Riku's chin, lifting the older boy's head so that they would make eye contact. Riku groaned as he awoke, his usually peircing blue-green eyes now soft and sad, making Riku look fragile and so vulnerable which, at the moment, he was. Riku's eyes widened when he saw Sora's demonic features in front of him as a first view.
"S- Sora....." Riku whispered, knowing that Sora had changed. Sora's once beatuiful ocean blue eyes that suited his name: Sora: 'sky', was now a firey red that sent a shiver down Riku's already cold spine. Riku could not look into those cold blooded eyes, and yet, he had to; Sora made sure of that.
"Riku..." Sora whispered back, but this voice was nto of the cheerful Sora Riku knew, but of another that impersonated him. There was no joy or emotion in his voice.
Sora let go of Riku and smirked, walking back several steps to see all of Riku. Riku was on the verge of tears, horrified at this creation. Sora wasn't Sora... it wasn't him! It couldn't be! Sora wasn't like he was now. He never was, was he? Riku was confused, sad, and yet angry all at once.
"In Ansem's report, he says that darkness consumes every heart or at least lies there in every one. I know you've heard of this before... right? Riku?" Sora emphasized the older boy's name, adding a touch of bitterness to his voice.
Riku could not help but shake his head ever-so slightly. "No... I haven't..." His voice was hoarse and cracked, sounding as if he hadn't used it for a long while.
"No?" Sora sneered coldly. "I suppose not... But I would've thought you had; I guess I guessed wrong..." Sora paused, tilting his head to the side, looking at Riku in a slightly different position. "In Ansem's report, he states that all hearts can be consumed by darkness, and darkness lies in every thing, heart, world; every one. Sometimes these people, these things, these worlds get consumed by darkness, even the purest ones. The purest of hearts, too, can be consumed and possessed by darkness. Who this time has it happened to?" Sora arched his brows, expecting an answer from Riku, but recieved none. Sora walked back even more, spreading out his arms. "Me. That's right, your love." He said that last word so harshly through his gritted teeth, it was obvious that he showed disgust and distaste for it. "YOu thought that I, a crefree, loveable boy in his teens would never be on the side of darkness, but alas, you are proven wrong. Now, how does it feel to see the most precious person you know and love, turn evil and bad? Is anger soaring through you? Do you hate my guts? or what I've become? Are you shocked? What? Tell me. I'd like to know."
Riku shook his head. "I... Oh, Sora..." He didn't know what to say! He didn't understand! Wha-- Why-- Oh... It seemed useless to continue. Riku bowed his head and let the tears come, letting them roll down his cheeks. How could he've let this happen? HOW did it happen? What went wrong? What HAPPENED?!
Sora gave an evil smirk before reapproaching Riku. Riku kept his head bowed even as he heard Sora coming, his footsteps heard as his feet crunched hte grass below him. Sora came right up to him and cupped his chin and lifted his head just as before. Sora's eyes were different at this moment, they flashed from their cold blood and firey red to his normal ocean blue, and back and forth until it was almost that the colors mixed.
"Riku..." Sora whispered, barely saying just the boy's name when Riku immediately.
"Sora.. you're voice... You're... are you...?" Riku tried to pull away from where he was chaied and standing, but could only move an inch, shortening the distance between them. Was Sora back? Riku gazed into those eyes that were confused and mixed with all sorts of things. Emotions, feelings, more. Riku looked deeper into those confused eyes and wished to find his friend, his true friend, in there, somewhere... "Sora.. Oh, Sora..."
Sora's half hooded eyes still were confused. Bu the only thing that he seemed to know what to do was what he did next. Sora closed the remaining space between them when brought Riku's face just a little bit closer to his. Riku had let out a slight, "Mpfh" just before his lips met with Sora's.
[Roz grinned gleefully, enjoying this shocking and lovely moment. /Ooh! If only I had popcorn! Then I'd-- ... Wait! Hold on a minute here! Sora and Riku just kissed! But then-- Just a second ago, Sora was blabbing about Riku's love turning evil. But then he said that the person who was evil was... him?! Riku and Sora are--?! Whoa!\ Roz watched, wide eyed as the scene went on.]
Sora held the kiss, deepening it and showing more passion. He only pulled away after a long time when Riku started to gasp. Sora stared at Riku, watching him gasp for air. Riku blinked, his head bowed once more; his breath was short and forced.
"S- So- Sor- Sora..." Riku quickly lifted his head to look at the other boy. "Sora... Wha- What was--" Riku stopped to breath heavily, still trying to gain his breath. Suddenly, the chains around him tightened, pulling him back to the stone. Riku cried out suddenly when his back and head slammed against the hard surface. "Ah!"
Sora stumbled back at the same time that Riku was jerked back. Sora looked like he was in pain and covered his face with his hands, dropping the keyblade. Sora stopped moving, clutching his forehead. After a moment or two, Sora fell back onto the grass, his eyes closed. He let a small and faint moan escape him before his eyes shot open, his eyes no longer in their confused state, but their firey red.
"You!" Sora shakily got up, anger boiling in him, showing through his uneven voice, gritted teeth, and fisted hands. "Y- You... Trying to trick me! Your old Sora is gone. GONE! No matter what you do, the old Sora's gone! Stop trying to lure him back!" Now, what happened next was a surprising thing: Sora drew tears before walked backwards and away from Riku.
Riku was confused when he saw Sora cry, and then, when Riku was set free, when he made a move to go after Sora, Sora snapped his fingers and disappeared. Riku was on his hands and knees, trying to comprehend what happened not but a minute ago. All of it just went by so fast! RIku sat back on his hells before falling backwards, lying in the grass.
"Oh... Sora, you don't understand! I'm not trying to trick you or anything that would harm you! I just-- I just hope it'll all turn out okay...'Riku said to himself, staring up at the night. He wanted to enjoy it's beauty, but could not, for he had so much upon his mind. He smacked his forehead, groaning. "Oh, stop talking to yourself, Riku... Stop thinking! Aghh... What a hecktic day..." Riku sat up just then, looking around him. "Now... I just have to find my way back to Limblum, and away from this place!" Just then, Riku winced. "But first, I think I'll need to... Ugh... rest..."Riku laid himself down again, tired and beaten from being slammed up against the stone after standing against it for several hours in the cold.
Roz got up form her spot and made her way over to Riku. She sat next to him and pursed her lips together. "Riku... We'll find you... I don't know what just happened exactly, and heck! I didn't know you were in love with Sora! But hey, we'll get you back! I promise!" And with that, everything in her mind went black, ending her dream.
Back at the hotel, Zidane and the others came back, Zidane with a bunch of things in his hands that he got from charming a few ladies and winning their approval, but not Dagger's approval. Zidane, Dagger, Vivi, and Eiko all went up to see how Roz was doing, to see if she was away, but Freya had not come to back to the hotel with the four but stayed back for her own reasons.
Eiko and Vivi raced up the stairs while Dagger and Zidane were at their own pace. When they reached upstairs and in Roz's room, Dagger was especially surprised to find Blank on his ass sleeping, while Eiko and Vivi played around him.
"Eiko! Vivi! And-- Why is Blank sleeping?"
Zidane laughed before walking up to Blank and dumping all this stuff onto Blank's.
"Wu-aah!" shouted Blank, jumping up. "What in the--" BLank looked down at all that crap Zidane dumped on him. "Zidane! What the f*ck is all this?!"
Zidane laughed. "You were sleeping, idiot! Now, before you were, did she do anything? Move? Twitch? Say something? Wake and then fall alseep again? Anything?"
Blank gave Zidane a funny look. "Who?"
"Me," a familiar voice said behind them.
Everyone looked in that direction to find out that the own of the voice was...
"Roz? You're up?" Zidane said, surprised.
"I am now!"
Dagger smiled. "Good. I'm glad you're up. Are you feeling okay?"
"Sure. I feel fine. Though I'm sure I've probably slept... what? A week?"
"Um... No. Actually, only about two days."
"Oh. Really? Well, nevermind then. I've got the answer!"
Blank and Zidane exchanged glances. "What answer?" they said.
Roz laughed before getting out of bed and starting to walk out. "You'll see! Just get everyone, okay?"
Eiko was clueless. "Huh?!"
Dagger only smiled.
Blank and Zidane exchanged glances again.
And Vivi followed Roz out, asking her to wait up so that he could join her as she walked.
Zidane squinted one eye, confused still. "What the heck is she talking about?"
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AN: what the heck IS Roz talking about? and i'm sorry that this chapter was all funked... it's really weird, yet much shorter than my other chapters... ... um... yeah... please be kind in your reviews h-- ... i take that back. dont' be so kind to me in your reviews. flame me, screw me, be kind to me, whatever. but now, for a special show from ... well, me!
Me: Welcome! Now I know this isn't Oprah, or any other talk show, but I promise, I'll do my best!
Audience: *cheers and claps*
Me: Thank you! Now, today's show is basically all about the characters in my story, and we can have a talk with them! Now, for our first guest, we have Sora!
*Sora walks in in his regular red outfit*
Sora: Hi!
Aud: *cheers and claps* Yeah! Sora! *someone whistles in the audience*
Sora: *blushes* ... Um... Hi.
Me: Now! For a few more guests! Let's meet: Riku! *Riku comes in* and Roz! *in comes Roz*
Aud: *MORE whistles and hoots than when Sora came in*
Riku: ... ch.
Roz: Oh, C'mon, Riku. Don't be such a bitch.
Riku: Oo ?!! 'Bitch'?! Did you jsut call me a bitch?!
Me: ^^;;; Please! Calm down! Save it for the after show!
Riku: hmph. *sits down in the seat next to Sora*
Roz: Ha-hah! *sits next to Riku*
Me: ... Ahem. Anyway, let's ask a few questions for our lovely guests! Sora! *turns to him, lowering cards* How do you feel about this Yaoi scene in this chapter?
Sora: um... Well... *glances at Riku who showed no emotion* It was kinda weird... I mean, you made me all evil and then I go and kiss Riku but in the mix of things, I'm some confused.. um... wait.. What was I saying again?
Everyone: *falls* Oo;;
Riku: ... *rolls eyes*
Sora: *thinks* ... Oh yeah! ^^;; Heh. Sorry! But yeah, you made me some weirdo who has a bad side and a good side, but also a mix of them in confusion and... stuff... and ... Yeah! Point is, it's just weird.
Me: OO ... Right. Well, who said I was the best writer?
Sora: And who said I was the best actor?
Me: *looks around* I don't think anyone did in the first place...
Sora: Aww... C'mon! That was cruel!
Me: And I'm suppose to be nice? *someone in the aud throws something hard at me* Ow! Hey! Whoever did that, do it again, and I throw you off the set!
Sora: Oo
Me: *clears throat* Anyway, Riku! How do you feel about your role as an actual good person?
Riku: ... You made me on the girl side.
Me: Say what?
Riku: I don't like being dominant. I don't like being that who's pushed and shoved, okay?
Me: What's your point?
Riku: Argh! I'm hinting that you should change my character's personality a bit!
Me: ... Oh... You coulda said that in the first place. If ya want a person that's more in control, then I'll think about it and possibly stick it in later on. *turns to the audience* Okay! Vote and voice your decision on what Riku's character should be like! Should he have ore control in the relationship? Or stay down like a pup?! *pulls out a whip and snaps it, looking deviously at Riku*
Riku: OO !! *shrinks back in seat*
Me: *puts away the whip* Ahem! Now, Roz! You control the ship. Right? Does that cramp your style?
Riku: 'Style'?! Hey! What about MY style?!
Me: *ignores Riku* Well?
Roz: No. I mean, you made me, and you can do whatever! But heck, besides that, no. I'm fine. But you'd better run cuz Riku's just about to pull out his sword.
Me: *arches a brow* Ex-CUSE me? *snaps fingers* GUARDS! *guards appear* Hmph! Take the sword... *snaps fingers again*
Guards* restrains Riku while taking the sword from him* Sword retrieved, ma'am.
Me: Good. You can leave now. *snaps fingers* ... Riku? Trying to start something? *organizes cards then reads them* ... Oh! Now let's bring out: Dagger and Zidane!
Zidane and Dagger: *comes out hand in hand*
Aud: *claps* Aww...
Me: ... *rolls eyes* whatever... Now, Dagger, Zidane! How's the relationship going? Everyone's dying to know. Zidane? Are you cheating Dagger? Dagger? Are you showing Zidane the love he needs so that we wouldn't HAVE TO cheat on you?
Zidane: OO What?! I'm not-- No! I'm not cheating on Dagger!
Dagger: OO;;; This is very uncomfortable...
Me: Well then, if you're uncomfortable, then Zidane: go take your fiance outta here to a place more 'comfortable.
Zidnae: OO
Dagger: !! That's not what I meant!
Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever! Just go! *smirks as they leave* Now... Let's see... Vivi and Eiko... no... *flips through cards* Amarant and Freya.... no... *flips through cards some more* um... Cid... ... Okay then! Cid! Come on down!
Cid: Come on down? Isn't that...
Me: Just shut up and get out here! *wrinkes nose as Cid comes* Okay then. Cid, what inspired you to make the ship?
Cid: What ship?
Me: Your ship! The one with Feng in it!!
Cid: *thinks* Huh? I made a ship? *thinks again* ... Hmm... ... OH! That one! What about it again?
Me: *falls over* do you have mental problems Cid or what? *shakily get up and sits down*
Cid: What does that have to do with my chip?
Me: Oo; Ship! Not chip! ... *smaks forehead* oi... *drags hand down face* Ulgh... GUARDS!!! *snaps fingers* Take him and get him to a mental hospital or something! Now! Now before he gives me a headache! *rubs temples while the guards take Cid away* Yeesh... He needs help badly...
Sora: Huh?
Riku: ...
Roz: *scratches back of head* Are we being paid for this?
Riku: ...
Me: ... Riiiight... Well, How about we bring a surprise guest? *turns to audience* Think we need one?
Aud: *nods in unison*
Me: Yup. I think so too. Let's bring out... SEPHIROTH!!! Come on down, Sephy!
Sephiroth: Call me that and I'll summon a Super-Nova.
Me: *shakes finger* Ah-ah-ah! No violence like that! At least not yet.
Sephiroth: Well, then I won't come out.
Me: *rolls eyes* Fine. Whatever, Seph.
*Sephiroth comes out and sits in his seat*
Me: Cool! Now, Let's see... A qustion, a question... *turns to audience* Anyone have a question for our dear Sephiroth?
Seph: I'm not your 'dear' Sephiroth
Me: *waves hand, ignoring comment* Yeah, I know. Whatever. Anyone?
Someone from the audience: *stands up* I do.
Me: Ooh! Mic! *hands him the microphone*
Same person in the audience: *takes it* Okay. Um, Seph? Are you Riku's father?
Seph: ... *looks awkwardly at him* ... *tunr to Riku* ... *and then him, and then Riku, and back again*
Riku: ...? *looks at Sephiroth, then at the guy, then Seph, guy, Seph, guy, Seph* Huh?
Guy in audience: oo ... Is that a no?
Seph: ...
Riku: ...?
Guy: ...
Me: ... I think we'll pass on the answer. Next! Does anyone have a question for our guests? Any of them?
Audience: ...
Me: ...
Riku: ...?
Sora: *looks around* ooh... Food cart!
Everyone: Oo;
Roz: ... I'm bored!
Seph: ...
Guy in audience: *munches on lunch*
Sora: FOOD! *points to guy in audience*
Guy in audience: ?! Wha-?! *protects lunch wiht life* No way! This is mine!
Sora: No! Food! Must- Have- Food! *jumps up and starts to run toward guy in audience*
Me: ... Oo;;
Riku: *grabs Sora from behind* Get back here you food grinder! *drags Sora back, holding on tight to the boy's waist, keeping him well off the ground*
Sora: NOOOOOO!!!! I WUNNA EAT!! I WUNNA EAT THE FOOD! I'M HUNGRY!!! *struggles to be free of Riku's grasp* RIKU! LEMME GO! I WUNNA GET THE FOOD!
Riku: *hold on tighter* NO! YOU JUST ATE AN HOUR OR TWO AGO! YOU CAN'T EAT ANYMORE! YEESH! AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN BE HUNGRY AGAIN!
Sora: But I am! *whines and whimpers*
Me: ... Oo
Roz: ... -_- zzzzzz...
Seph: *cleans the Masamune*
Guy in audience: *stuffs down the rest of his lunch*
Sora: !! OO NOOOOOOO!!!!
Riku: THERE! N-- *stops to restrain Sora from leaping out of his arms to maul the guy in the audience* Now- STOP MOVING! YOU CNA'T GET IT BACK! IT'S GONE!
Sora: NOOOOO! That's not fair! *whines, sitting down*
Riku: Phew... *exhales incredibly* Geez... *sits down next to Sora* It isn't 'not fair', only that IT WASN'T YOURS TO BEGIN WITH!
Sora: *whimpers* ... Mnn.... *tears visibly well up in his eyes*
Riku: Oo ... Oh no... Sora, oh no... Sora-! Don't you-- Soraaa...? Sora, don't you dare! Sora, if you do I'll--
Sora: *starts crying and wailing*
Riku: OO SORAAAA!!! A-OHH!!! *scratches head vigorously* NO! NO NO NO!! SOOORRRAAAA!!! Stop crying! *turns to Roz* Ro-- ... asleep. *turns to Seph* Se-- ... nevermind... I take that back... *eyes the sword Seph was cleaning* ... right... *turns to me* would you--
Me: OO *shakes head* Me?! What the hell am I gonna do with him?! He's YOUR best friend! YOU deal with him!
Riku: Wha-- Me?! I never knew how to deal with him! He's unpredictable!
Sora: Like now? *stops crying*
Riku: Righ! Like right-- *stops and turns to face Sora* Sora?!
Sora: That's my name! *pounces Riku, pushing onto the floor* I'm unpredictable... *kisses Riku*
Riku: OO !! Wh-- Sora--!
Audience: OO *few people take pictures and others whistled, enjoying the show* WOO-HOO! *whistle*
Me: OO ... I guess they like that stuff...
Some anti-yaoi person: *stands up* 'Like it'?!! You've killed Kindgom Hearts!!!
Me: *jumps up* EXCUSE ME?!! *pulls out a gun*
Anti-yaoi person: *pulls out own gun* you heard me!!
Me: *aims* You want something of it, bitch?!
Anti-yaoi person: The name's Jim! And I ain't your bitch! *aims*
Me: Wunna start somethin' bub? *fires*
Jim: *dodges* Yeah! I do! *fires but misses*
Me: *bullet grazes cheek* !! Ah! *wipes away cut* Alright! let's take this outside!
Jim: *nods* You're on! *runs out the doors*
Me: *runs to the doors and locks them* hah! loser! Shouldn't've ran for the door like that... *shakes head* Idiot... *puts gun away and takes place back in seat* Alrighty then...
Jim: AAAARRRGGGHH!!!! YOU TRICKED ME!! *shouts from down the street*
Me: *smiles wickedly* heeheehee... *goes and opens a window* SERVES YA RIGHT! GUARDS! *snaps fingers* TAKE CARE OF HIM!!! *points at Jim* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH! *goes and sits down again*
Roz: *wakes up* ... *yawns* ... Ahhh... *rubs eyes* ... !! OO *sees Sora and Riku making out on the floor* Yipe!
Me: huh? *sees Riku and Sora* ... OO; Oh...Them... Um... *walks up to them, taping Sora on the shoulder* Um... Sora? Riku?
Sora: *pulls away* Hmm?
Me: um... ... Well, sorry, but... GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!
Riku: Oo ... *turns to Sora and laughs* She's right... And anyway, you came onto me...
Sora: *blushes* W- Well... I- I...
Riku: *laughs* that's okay... *kisses Sora*
Me: Oo ...Oookkkkaaaay....? Nevermind then... *stands up* Okay! I think that's all for this session! Come back next time to find even MORE characters of my story and still Roz, Riku, and Sora! Ask more qustions! Get more qeustions asnwered! And see more of these famous characters! Yeah! Bye now, everyone! Ja ne, minna-san!
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An: my gosh... that "short" show is probably as longer, if not longer, than my story!! yeesh! but hey, more love and things, no? hee hee! ^^ well, vote your favorite couple, review and post, and you know the drill *wink* and pls, if you feel i must be called insane or weird, feel free to do so... ^^ enjoy! and i'll make sure to pull up the next chapter as soon as i can... (and expect another session of my wacked out talk show with the characters... and hey, who knows! maybe Jim'll find a way outta jail...)
Jim: I heard that!
Me: shut up! *pulls out the gun and fires* go away! i don't need you yet!
Roz: I'll take care of him!
Me: *gives a thumbs-up* go right ahead!
Roz: Yay! *runs off, laughing maniacally*
Me: Okay.. yeah... you've read, now review, and I hope I can satisfy your fun by pulling up yet another chapter real soon! ^^