Sarcastic vs. Sarcastic - by Cleo Malfoy & Selania Slytherin
Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Ginny entered the potions class feeling rather half cocky on Halloween day. Their day had been going awful so far, and Snape was most likely going to make it worst. What they didn't know was that the Slytherins, all of them, were feeling hate towards Snape after he took humungo points off of Slytherin after he caught Draco and Harry french kissing in his closet. (Don't ask, I'll explain later. They're actually under a wicked spell.)
During lunch, the Slytherins had come up with a brilliant plan to get back at Snape who had been a pain in the arse. They were half decided on including the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs (who also had double potions class on Friday), but they had a better ally on their side. Dumbledore. He had disagreed with the total unfairness that Snape had been showing towards everyone lately, and he wanted to punish Snape.
That afternoon, the Slytherins entered Snape's dungeons grinning broadly. "What the hell?" Snape muttered to himself as Draco glared at him, smiling, as he walked through the doorway. "You better not be thinking of making a move on me boy." Draco scowled, slightly humiliated, as he walked to his seat.
Class soon started. Snape quickly asked Neville a extremely hard question for review. Neville snorted at Snape and remarked," How am I to know? Actually...why do you need to know? Forgot? I thought that teaches were supposed to know."
"45 points off of Gryffindor." Snape glared at Neville.
Neville rolled his eyes. "Why would I care? Points are worth nothing."
"Another 50 points off."
Crabbe raised his hand quickly. "Yes?" Snape asked.
"Sir...can I have some of that nail polish remover that you have stored away in your desk? I spilled my pretty pink nail polish all over." The whole class burst out laughing.
"Oh Crabbe you idiot." Draco smirked. "You know that he's all out after using it up last night on his toe nails."
Susan Bones giggled. "Oh by the way, that lilac on your toes really brings out the mascara that you wear. Just the right tint of purple."
Justin, of Hufflepuff, said,"But it really clashes with your normal lime green eyes. It must be awful to have to wear contacts all the time."
"But he needs them. He's almost blind because of old age," Hermione replied.
Just then Dumbledore walked in. "Are we talking about cosmetics? I've just been dying to talk about the new kind of eyeliner I started using. What kind do you prefer Severus?"
"I'm sure that I've seen that new Layda brand in his purse when he asked to borrow some money yesterday." Ron grinned. "We're so rich compared to him."
Snape turn many shades of pink and red. "Not true!"
"Love the blush color," Pansy giggled.
"Hogwarts has been taken over by cosmetic freaks of nature!" Snape dashed out of the dungeons.
Everyone cheered at their victory. Harry and Draco hugged each other (along with other peoples) in pure happiness, but quickly separated before anyone noticed.
Anyways, they had finally beaten Snape. Yeah!
Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Ginny entered the potions class feeling rather half cocky on Halloween day. Their day had been going awful so far, and Snape was most likely going to make it worst. What they didn't know was that the Slytherins, all of them, were feeling hate towards Snape after he took humungo points off of Slytherin after he caught Draco and Harry french kissing in his closet. (Don't ask, I'll explain later. They're actually under a wicked spell.)
During lunch, the Slytherins had come up with a brilliant plan to get back at Snape who had been a pain in the arse. They were half decided on including the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs (who also had double potions class on Friday), but they had a better ally on their side. Dumbledore. He had disagreed with the total unfairness that Snape had been showing towards everyone lately, and he wanted to punish Snape.
That afternoon, the Slytherins entered Snape's dungeons grinning broadly. "What the hell?" Snape muttered to himself as Draco glared at him, smiling, as he walked through the doorway. "You better not be thinking of making a move on me boy." Draco scowled, slightly humiliated, as he walked to his seat.
Class soon started. Snape quickly asked Neville a extremely hard question for review. Neville snorted at Snape and remarked," How am I to know? Actually...why do you need to know? Forgot? I thought that teaches were supposed to know."
"45 points off of Gryffindor." Snape glared at Neville.
Neville rolled his eyes. "Why would I care? Points are worth nothing."
"Another 50 points off."
Crabbe raised his hand quickly. "Yes?" Snape asked.
"Sir...can I have some of that nail polish remover that you have stored away in your desk? I spilled my pretty pink nail polish all over." The whole class burst out laughing.
"Oh Crabbe you idiot." Draco smirked. "You know that he's all out after using it up last night on his toe nails."
Susan Bones giggled. "Oh by the way, that lilac on your toes really brings out the mascara that you wear. Just the right tint of purple."
Justin, of Hufflepuff, said,"But it really clashes with your normal lime green eyes. It must be awful to have to wear contacts all the time."
"But he needs them. He's almost blind because of old age," Hermione replied.
Just then Dumbledore walked in. "Are we talking about cosmetics? I've just been dying to talk about the new kind of eyeliner I started using. What kind do you prefer Severus?"
"I'm sure that I've seen that new Layda brand in his purse when he asked to borrow some money yesterday." Ron grinned. "We're so rich compared to him."
Snape turn many shades of pink and red. "Not true!"
"Love the blush color," Pansy giggled.
"Hogwarts has been taken over by cosmetic freaks of nature!" Snape dashed out of the dungeons.
Everyone cheered at their victory. Harry and Draco hugged each other (along with other peoples) in pure happiness, but quickly separated before anyone noticed.
Anyways, they had finally beaten Snape. Yeah!