Turning back to the table he found himself confronted by a pair of slightly unfocused Violet orbs boring into his skull. Judging by the bottles littering the table he concluded that Deathscythe's pilot had eight glasses of alcohol in his system.

"Hey Heero, you haven't *burp* even finished yer firsht drink." A very dazed Duo commented.(1)

"Hn."

"If you don't shtart drinkin' I'm gonna tell yer shecret. how would ya like that shoulder boy?" Duo swayed slightly as he spoke.

Before Duo and his digressed reaction time could comprehend what had happened, Heero had downed the contents of the glass. Trying not to gag, Heero swallowed the bitter tasting beverage.

~Not so bad as I thought it would be. But it's definitely not water. ~ He thought to himself.

"That's more like it!" Duo yelled, slapping Heero's back. " Hey babe, bring some more on over." He whistled to a bunny that, minutes later appeared carrying a tray topped with eight bottles of the liquid he had just downed.

~Oh great, what has that baka gotten me into? ~ He thought to himself all the while his perfect soldier mask never slipped.

"Now Heero, I know you think drinkin's a waste of time but it's a great way to relax. I got an idea that might brighten your mood a little. How's about we have a contest: Whoever can down the mosht alcohol without passin' out gets to be on top tonight." Duo's eyes gleamed in an anticipating manner." Just think of it as a mission to beat me.

"Hn. Ninmu Ryukai."(2)

I know it's a little corny but I added some extra letters to make Duo sound drunk. Ninmu Ryukai means Mission Accepted. Such a Heeroish thing to say ne?

SSN: Oh and on a lighter side for those who don't like 5xS I never did say that it would be. maybe it's a 1x2x5. Dun Dun Dun! I'm thinkin' the last chapter of this fic will be a lemon. You can thank my bestest friend in all the universes Chimeradragon for that!

(Huggles Chi-chan) she's such a nice friend! (Secretly reaches behind back and tugs her braid.)

Chi-chan: Omae o korosu.

SSN: Aw come on Chi-chan, I know you'd never do that!

Chi-chan: Fine then no more borrowing my GW videos.

SSN: Oh the Horror!!! I'll be good!

SSN: Thanks for all the reviews! This is my first fic!