YuGiOh Jeopardy
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh and I don't own Jeopardy or or the WB or the Teletubbies (why would I want to?). The only thing I own in my sanity, but I don't have any, so that's not saying much.
I am the host, Insane Bakura, (a.k.a. IB) and this story started as I strange daydream during LA.
IB: Hi and welcome to YuGiOh Jeopardy!
Audience: *silent*
Random Audience member: BOO!!!!
IB: _ I'll deal with you later. Anyways, please welcome the players, Bakura, Ryou, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Yami and Seto. Please take your seats.
Bakura: Why are we here again?
IB: Because if you score points during the game, you get the same number of tootsie rolls as the points you scored.
Bakura: Oh yeah, where'd you get that many tootsie rolls?
IB: I won them in a contest on the WB that they have on Saturday mornings.
Everyone: Ohhh...
IB: Okies, here's how you play, we go down the line and everyone picks the cataglory they want for the points they want. If you get it right, the points are added onto your score, if you get it wrong, they are subtracted from your score. Got it? Good, let's begin. The cataglories are IB's Fears, Guest Speaker, Duel Monsters, Pizza Flavors, Dare, Fruit and Random. The points range from 100-500.
Tea: *appers in a puff of purplish smoke* A game?!?! And you didn't invite me?!?! That's not very friendshippy!
IB: Ohno! Here she goes!
Tea: *begins friendship speech* Friendship is ...blahblahblah....
IB: *an evil idea enters her mind* Here Tea, have some friendship juice. *hands tea a bottle of juice*
Tea: Okies, as long as it's friendship juice. *chugs entire bottle* wowwee! I feel a little woozy, wohh *passes out and collapses in a heap*
Yugi: O.O What did you do to Tea ?!?!?!
IB: I grinded some pills into the juice, along with tequila and vodka, she'll be out for a while.
Yugi: In that case, good job! ^_^
IB: Okays, lets start the game, Yugi, we'll start with you.
Yugi: Well, I know a bunch about duel monsters, and it's the only reasonable thing up there, so I'll choose duel monsters for 100.
IB: Good choice, here's the question. "What's my favorite duel monster?"
Yugi: That's not fair! That has absolutely nothing to do with duel monsters.
IB: Oh well, that's really too bad, you have 15 seconds left to answer.
Yugi: . Rrrrrrg, dark Magician? Is that you favorite?
IB: No Yugi, that's your favorite, you're wrong, it's Kuriboh. You loose 100 points.
Yugi: Kuriboh?!?! Why would you like him?
IB: Well he's cute and fuzzy and he makes that little "wooh" sound when you play him on the field.
Yugi: . Urgg, I should have known you'd choose something stupid like that.
IB: Yami, your turn.
Yami: Well, your crazy, so your questions are going to be crazy no matter what I pick, so I'll just pick one where YOU don't write the questions, so I'll choose guest speaker for 100.
IB: Silly Yami, don't you realize that all my friends are crazy too, and their questions are going to be just as crazy as mine and more random because they don't need to have it under a specific question. They can ask whatever they want!
Yami: O.O Oh no! *yanks his hair* no no no no no no....
IB: Anyways, please welcome my friend, and our first guest speaker, Ana! (names have been changed)
Ana: Hey everybody, ready for my question? *evil laugh*
Audience: *silence, they are very scared*
Ana: Good, well here it is, "Yami, how many fish can you fit in your pants?"
IB: That's a good question Ana!
Ana: ^_^ I thought so!
Yami: No, that is so random! How the hell should I know!
IB: They're your pants! Guess, you have 13 seconds left.
Seto and Bakura: *laugh at Yami*
Yami: . rrrrg.. Fine! 4fish! I can fit 4 fish in my pants.
Ana: Nope, I think you could fit at least 7 in those pants, so you lose 100 points. Now I'm gonna go join the audience. Bye! *sits in the audience and begins munching on other people's popcorn*
IB: Sorri, Yami. Anyways, it's Seto's turn now!
Seto: *stops laughing* umm, I'll choose fruit for 100, how crazy could fruit be anyways?
IB: Okay Seto, "What fruit is orange on the outside and red on the inside."
Seto: That's easy ^_^ it's a grapefruit!
IB: Sorry Seto, you're wrong, it's a blood orange!
Seto: O.O But my answer's correct! I'm never wrong! NO!!!!!
IB: Sorry, but a grapefruit is yellow on the outside. You lose 100 points! Okies Ryou, your turn.
Ryou: Before I choose, I just want to know what happens when we go into the negitive numbers, do we have to give you tootsie rolls?
IB: Of course not, I have enough tootsie rolls!
Ryou: Oh, that's good ^_^.
IB: You have to give me pixie sticks instead!
Ryou: O.O That's not fair!
IB: Just choose a cataglory..-__-;;
Ryou: Well, I'll just choose random for 100.
IB: Okay, I live in a small town in the middle of wetlands and forests. "What is our town bird?"
Ryou: How the hell am I supposed to know!
IB: O.O Wowwee Ryou, you swore!
Ryou: Well, I'll guess, ummm....the chickadee?
IB: Sorry, it's the mosquito!
Ryou: A mosquito is not a bird!
IB: Well in my town the mosquitoes are as big as birds.
Ryou: But the mosquito is still not a bird!
Weevil: *pops out of nowhere* Ryou's correct, the mosquito is not a bird, it's a bug, a big, beautiful bug. In fact, I just got a new duel monsters card called "The Malicious Mosquito." It's truly the coolest card. It sucks the life out of the opponents and...
IB: rrrrrggg, must kill weevil....ARRRGGG!!! I'm getting tired of your speeches, and your voice! It's like daggers in my ears! Arggggg..... *pulls out her sawed-off shot gun* DIE WEEVIL!! Muhahahaa! *shoots him*
Weevil: O.O *falls to the ground* Ouchies *dies*
IB: ^_^ Well that takes care of one problem! Now, to get rid of the body. *snaps fingers and Weevils body disappears in a puff of green smoke* Muahahahahaha!
Everyone : O.O
IB: ^_^ Okay Bakura, your turn.
Bakura: Well, I'll take IB's fears for 100.
IB: You've picked the craziest cataglory! I have many crazy fears, so here's your question. Okay Bakura "I have a fear of this drink. What is this fear?"
Bakura: Ummm.. fear of Coca-Cola?
IB: No, and why would I be afraid of that?
Bakura: Well, it goes flat after a while and the bubbles make me sneeze,
IB: Okay.... Sorry, but my fear is the fear of milk.
Bakura: I don't even wanna know why that scares you.
IB: Okay then, Tristan, your turn. *evil laugh*
Tristan: *cringes*
IB: *laughs harder*
Tristan: I'll take Dare for 200!
IB: Okay, with the dare ctaglory you must complete a dare to get the points. Your dare is "Watch the Teletubbies Sing-A-Long movie for 3 hours", so go to that room over there, it's all set up for your dare.
************************** 3 hours later***********************************
IB: Come on out Tristan, the 3 hours are up!
Tristan: O.O That is the scariest fucknig thing I have ever seen!
IB: Congrats! You receive 200 points! You're ahead!
Tristan: Yeah.....*he can't celebrate too much because he's still in shock*
IB: *evil laugh* ^_^ okies, Joey, you turn!
Joey: Umm, well I love pizza so I'll choose pizza flavors for 100!
IB: Okies "What type of pizza have I always wanted to try because it sounds good and everyone says it's good."
Joey: Umm... pepperoni?
IB: Nope, the answer was BBQ chicken pizza.
Joey: Yummm, that does sound good! *tummy rumbles* but now I'm hungry!
IB: We'll be back after this commercial break (aka the time I need to type up the next chapter) See ya later!
So, how was that. Pleez read and review. Also, if ya get the chance, read my other fic, Paperdoll. Thankies! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh and I don't own Jeopardy or or the WB or the Teletubbies (why would I want to?). The only thing I own in my sanity, but I don't have any, so that's not saying much.
I am the host, Insane Bakura, (a.k.a. IB) and this story started as I strange daydream during LA.
IB: Hi and welcome to YuGiOh Jeopardy!
Audience: *silent*
Random Audience member: BOO!!!!
IB: _ I'll deal with you later. Anyways, please welcome the players, Bakura, Ryou, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Yami and Seto. Please take your seats.
Bakura: Why are we here again?
IB: Because if you score points during the game, you get the same number of tootsie rolls as the points you scored.
Bakura: Oh yeah, where'd you get that many tootsie rolls?
IB: I won them in a contest on the WB that they have on Saturday mornings.
Everyone: Ohhh...
IB: Okies, here's how you play, we go down the line and everyone picks the cataglory they want for the points they want. If you get it right, the points are added onto your score, if you get it wrong, they are subtracted from your score. Got it? Good, let's begin. The cataglories are IB's Fears, Guest Speaker, Duel Monsters, Pizza Flavors, Dare, Fruit and Random. The points range from 100-500.
Tea: *appers in a puff of purplish smoke* A game?!?! And you didn't invite me?!?! That's not very friendshippy!
IB: Ohno! Here she goes!
Tea: *begins friendship speech* Friendship is ...blahblahblah....
IB: *an evil idea enters her mind* Here Tea, have some friendship juice. *hands tea a bottle of juice*
Tea: Okies, as long as it's friendship juice. *chugs entire bottle* wowwee! I feel a little woozy, wohh *passes out and collapses in a heap*
Yugi: O.O What did you do to Tea ?!?!?!
IB: I grinded some pills into the juice, along with tequila and vodka, she'll be out for a while.
Yugi: In that case, good job! ^_^
IB: Okays, lets start the game, Yugi, we'll start with you.
Yugi: Well, I know a bunch about duel monsters, and it's the only reasonable thing up there, so I'll choose duel monsters for 100.
IB: Good choice, here's the question. "What's my favorite duel monster?"
Yugi: That's not fair! That has absolutely nothing to do with duel monsters.
IB: Oh well, that's really too bad, you have 15 seconds left to answer.
Yugi: . Rrrrrrg, dark Magician? Is that you favorite?
IB: No Yugi, that's your favorite, you're wrong, it's Kuriboh. You loose 100 points.
Yugi: Kuriboh?!?! Why would you like him?
IB: Well he's cute and fuzzy and he makes that little "wooh" sound when you play him on the field.
Yugi: . Urgg, I should have known you'd choose something stupid like that.
IB: Yami, your turn.
Yami: Well, your crazy, so your questions are going to be crazy no matter what I pick, so I'll just pick one where YOU don't write the questions, so I'll choose guest speaker for 100.
IB: Silly Yami, don't you realize that all my friends are crazy too, and their questions are going to be just as crazy as mine and more random because they don't need to have it under a specific question. They can ask whatever they want!
Yami: O.O Oh no! *yanks his hair* no no no no no no....
IB: Anyways, please welcome my friend, and our first guest speaker, Ana! (names have been changed)
Ana: Hey everybody, ready for my question? *evil laugh*
Audience: *silence, they are very scared*
Ana: Good, well here it is, "Yami, how many fish can you fit in your pants?"
IB: That's a good question Ana!
Ana: ^_^ I thought so!
Yami: No, that is so random! How the hell should I know!
IB: They're your pants! Guess, you have 13 seconds left.
Seto and Bakura: *laugh at Yami*
Yami: . rrrrg.. Fine! 4fish! I can fit 4 fish in my pants.
Ana: Nope, I think you could fit at least 7 in those pants, so you lose 100 points. Now I'm gonna go join the audience. Bye! *sits in the audience and begins munching on other people's popcorn*
IB: Sorri, Yami. Anyways, it's Seto's turn now!
Seto: *stops laughing* umm, I'll choose fruit for 100, how crazy could fruit be anyways?
IB: Okay Seto, "What fruit is orange on the outside and red on the inside."
Seto: That's easy ^_^ it's a grapefruit!
IB: Sorry Seto, you're wrong, it's a blood orange!
Seto: O.O But my answer's correct! I'm never wrong! NO!!!!!
IB: Sorry, but a grapefruit is yellow on the outside. You lose 100 points! Okies Ryou, your turn.
Ryou: Before I choose, I just want to know what happens when we go into the negitive numbers, do we have to give you tootsie rolls?
IB: Of course not, I have enough tootsie rolls!
Ryou: Oh, that's good ^_^.
IB: You have to give me pixie sticks instead!
Ryou: O.O That's not fair!
IB: Just choose a cataglory..-__-;;
Ryou: Well, I'll just choose random for 100.
IB: Okay, I live in a small town in the middle of wetlands and forests. "What is our town bird?"
Ryou: How the hell am I supposed to know!
IB: O.O Wowwee Ryou, you swore!
Ryou: Well, I'll guess, ummm....the chickadee?
IB: Sorry, it's the mosquito!
Ryou: A mosquito is not a bird!
IB: Well in my town the mosquitoes are as big as birds.
Ryou: But the mosquito is still not a bird!
Weevil: *pops out of nowhere* Ryou's correct, the mosquito is not a bird, it's a bug, a big, beautiful bug. In fact, I just got a new duel monsters card called "The Malicious Mosquito." It's truly the coolest card. It sucks the life out of the opponents and...
IB: rrrrrggg, must kill weevil....ARRRGGG!!! I'm getting tired of your speeches, and your voice! It's like daggers in my ears! Arggggg..... *pulls out her sawed-off shot gun* DIE WEEVIL!! Muhahahaa! *shoots him*
Weevil: O.O *falls to the ground* Ouchies *dies*
IB: ^_^ Well that takes care of one problem! Now, to get rid of the body. *snaps fingers and Weevils body disappears in a puff of green smoke* Muahahahahaha!
Everyone : O.O
IB: ^_^ Okay Bakura, your turn.
Bakura: Well, I'll take IB's fears for 100.
IB: You've picked the craziest cataglory! I have many crazy fears, so here's your question. Okay Bakura "I have a fear of this drink. What is this fear?"
Bakura: Ummm.. fear of Coca-Cola?
IB: No, and why would I be afraid of that?
Bakura: Well, it goes flat after a while and the bubbles make me sneeze,
IB: Okay.... Sorry, but my fear is the fear of milk.
Bakura: I don't even wanna know why that scares you.
IB: Okay then, Tristan, your turn. *evil laugh*
Tristan: *cringes*
IB: *laughs harder*
Tristan: I'll take Dare for 200!
IB: Okay, with the dare ctaglory you must complete a dare to get the points. Your dare is "Watch the Teletubbies Sing-A-Long movie for 3 hours", so go to that room over there, it's all set up for your dare.
************************** 3 hours later***********************************
IB: Come on out Tristan, the 3 hours are up!
Tristan: O.O That is the scariest fucknig thing I have ever seen!
IB: Congrats! You receive 200 points! You're ahead!
Tristan: Yeah.....*he can't celebrate too much because he's still in shock*
IB: *evil laugh* ^_^ okies, Joey, you turn!
Joey: Umm, well I love pizza so I'll choose pizza flavors for 100!
IB: Okies "What type of pizza have I always wanted to try because it sounds good and everyone says it's good."
Joey: Umm... pepperoni?
IB: Nope, the answer was BBQ chicken pizza.
Joey: Yummm, that does sound good! *tummy rumbles* but now I'm hungry!
IB: We'll be back after this commercial break (aka the time I need to type up the next chapter) See ya later!
So, how was that. Pleez read and review. Also, if ya get the chance, read my other fic, Paperdoll. Thankies! ^_^