YuGiOh Jeopardy Continues

Dislaimer : Do I have to right another disclaimer for this chapter? Oh well I will anyways. I don't own YuGiOh, happy? And her's a big thanx to my friend Cat (named shortened) and Ana(name shortened, as will all the guest speakers from my town from now on) for their contributions!
IB: Welcome back everyone!

Audience: *silent*

IB: Notice that no one said "BOO" this time. That's because I took the liberty of dealing with that character *evil laugh* Okay, we are gonna start where we left of, Yugi, pick one of my many crazy categories.

Yugi: I'll just take Dare for 100.

IB: That's a good choice. Your Dare is to "Make out with your Yami."

Yugi: O.O What!?!? No way!

IB: Come on, you have to try, it's in the rules that you cannot pass your turn, besides, I know you want to. *small evil laugh*

Yugi: fine....

Yami and Yugi: *kiss*

*********************** Five minutes later*********************

Yami and Yugi: *really going at it*

IB: Ummm...you can stop now!

Yugi: Darn.....

Yami and Yugi: *smile suggestively at each other*

IB: AND STOP SMILING LIKE THAT!!!!!

Yami and Yugi: *sigh* okay.....

IB: Okay Yami, your turn.

Yami: Ummm, I'll take fruit for 200.

IB: Okay, "Who is a fruit from the show Good Morning Miami."

Yami: How the hell am I supposed to know, I don't watch that show.

IB: Just guess....

Yami: Ummm, ..you?

IB: No, I am not a T.V. character, the answer was Frank Alfonzo.

Yami: ....so very, very random....

IB: Your turn Seto,...wow, he's kinda hot...

Seto: Whadda say?

IB: ^_^ Ummm, nothing just that it's your turn, heh...

Seto: Okay...well, I'll take Duel Monsters for 200.

IB: Okay, "What is IB"s favorite card that Pegasus used?"

Seto: Ummmm, well, he used my Blue-Eyes White Dragon, so that's my guess.

IB: Sorry Seto, it was toon world, he made those monsters so very cute, they danced and stuff.

Seto: *thinks to self :must kill the host*

IB: Your turn Ryou......god, another hottie...

Ryou: I choose Guest Speaker for 500! (this outta be interesting) and what did you say about me?

IB: Umm, nothing...heh...absolutely nothing!

IB: Well let me introduce Cat (name shortened, her name isn't actually Cat)

Cat: Hi everyone! I like green bunnies on toast, or maybe it tastes better with jelly?

Audience: *cringes with extreme fear*

Cat: *extremely random evil laugh* Muhahahahaha!

Audience: *cringes some more, random people whimper*

Cat: Okay, my question is "Do squirrels eat chipmunks?"

Ryou: Well, that's obvious, it's no.

Cat: Actually, according to what I saw today, you're wrong!

Everyone: *cringes at the thought*

Cat: I'm gonna go of to find that squirrel. Bye!

IB: Bye Cat! Okies, Bakura's turn....god, another hottie, where are they all coming from?.....

Bakura: Ummm, I don't even want to know what you said, I'm just gonna pick the category. I'll take pizza flavors for 200.

IB: Okies, "What is my favorite type of pizza?"

Bakura: Meat Supreme?

IB: Correct, how did you know that?

Bakura: Oh, well it's my favorite because they need to kill the most animals to make it. Yum Yum, death with every bite.

IB: I'm not quite sure that it's my favorite anymore....

Joey: Can we please stop talking about food, it's making me hungry.

IB: If you want, I have another bottle of friendship juice

Joey: Umm, never mind...

Tea: *wakes up at the sound of the word "friendship"* Oww, my head!!

IB: ...oh shit...Here Tea, drink this it'll make you feel better. *hand her more juice*

Tea: Thanks. *drinks bottle* not..again...*passes out, again*

IB: How could she fall for that again? Anyways, it's Tristan's turn.

Tristan: Well, I'm not picking Dare again, no way, so I'll pick IB's fears for 200.


IB: Okay, "I was accused of having this fear after a guy push a dirty tissue off of a table with a pencil and began jabbing me with the pencil. They said because I didn't want the pencil touching me I had a certain fear, which is not true, I just did want what was on the tissue on me (this actually happened). What is this fear?"

Tristan: Fear of snot.

IB: No, but close. The answer was fear of germs. And have you ever heard of someone saying they had a fear of snot? But I guess it is possible....

Joey: It's my turn and god, I'm hungry. Please let me eat something, please!

IB: Well, I have these graham crackers, but I was saving them for Tea when she wakes up *evil laugh*

Joey: Ummm, maybe not, I'll pick a category now, I'll pick random, for 200.

IB: Okay, "What animal is often seen sitting on top of telephone poles?"

Joey: Um, a squirrel.

Ryou: And would this squirrel happen to be eating a chipmunk, Joey?

Bakura and Seto: Ryou, that was a very random comment.

Ryou: I know.

IB: Anyways, Joey's wrong, it's a bird.

Joey: Oh, can I eat the bird 'cuz I'm real hungry.

IB: No

Joey: Darn....

IB: Okay, and here's another commercial break.
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