YuGiOh Jeopardy Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh or Jeopardy, I don't own McDonalds, I don't anything except Lollipop the emu. Why has God conned me out of owning every multi-million dollar company on earth *sigh*.
IB: Hey there friends!
Tea: *wakes up* Friend, did you say friend cause, OW, ohh my head, it feels like it was smashed with a sledge hammer,ohhh....
IB: Oh no! She woke up... Tea, do you want some more Friendship juice?
Tea: No! I'm not falling for that again.
IB: Damn! *ideas*
Tea: Friends don't drug friends you know, friendship is....
IB: Umm, Tea, look, over in the audience, someone wants to be your friend. *pulls syringe full of "stuff" out of pocket*
Tea: Really! *looks towards audience* I'll be your friend. After all, friendship is.....
IB: *sneaks up behind Tea and stabs syringe into her arm* Gotcha! *injects stuff*
Tea: (woozily) oh..no...not...again...*passes out*
Seto: That's the third time you've drugged her. She snaps out of it too easily.
IB: You're right, I need to get rid of her permanently, that's why I invited Mai here.
Mai: *appears in blue smoke while riding an emu* Hi, I'm Mai and this is my emu, Lollipop.
Everyone:......
IB: Thank you for coming. Now, can you and your emu help get rid of Tea.
Mai: Sure, I see what you're saying, Lollipop, eat tea whole.
Lollipop: *swallows Tea*
Mai: Yeah, good job Lollipop. Let's go join the audience. *sits in audience with Lollipop*
Random Audience Member: Ahhhh! The emu is trying to eat my hair. Mai, stop this crazy thing!
Mai: I can't control it, the drugs from Tea's body are now in my emu's body.
IB: maybe you guys shouldn't be in the audience.
Mai and Lollipop: *disappear in a puff of blue smoke and feathers*
IB: well, let's begin. Yugi, choose a category.
Yugi: Umm, I'll choose Pizza flavors for 300.
Joey: Nooo...stop talking about food, I'm hungry!
IB: Sorry Joey, the only food I have is pumped up with drugs. Does anyone in the audience have any food for Joey?
Rex: *walks out from audience* I have a happy meal from McDonalds. Come on up and get it Joey *grins evilly*
Joey: Yeah!!!!! *runs up to Rex* Please, let me have the happy meal!
Rex: I will on one condition, if you kiss me.
Joey: No! I'm not kissing a guy, especially not one as ugly as you!
Rex: _ If ya want food ya will! If it helps, just pretend I'm Mai.
Joey: Okay! *kisses Rex*
**********so long that our poor host got tired of keeping track*********
IB: Umm.. Joey, you do realize your not actually kissing Mai?
Joey: *stops* What!?!?!? Oh my God! I forgot it was Rex! Stupid Fantasy!
Rex: ^_^ You definitely deserve this happy meal, hehe...
Joey: Gimme! *takes happy meal* and don't mention it again. Or else!
Rex: Deal *sits back down*.
Joey: *goes back to seat and eats happy meal in two bites* Hey, there's a toy in here. Look, it's a Yugi action figure!
Yugi: O_O Wowwee!
Joey: Look I can make Yugi dance *makes action figure dance*
Yugi: O_O .......
Joey: Look, I can make Yugi do a split *makes action figure do a split*
Yugi: O_O .......
Joey: Look, I can make-
IB: Joey, take your action figure and sit down!
Joey: Fine......*sits and plays with action figure*
IB: Okay, back to the questions. Here's yours Yugi "What pizza flavor do I think is evil?"
Yugi: I don't know, you think everything is evil. You even think hopscotch is evil.
IB: But hopscotch IS evil!
Yugi: Whatever, I'm guessing cheese pizza.
IB: Nope, it's olive pizza.
Yugi: But I like olives!
IB: Well, my question, my answer. You can make up your own questions when you get your own Jeopardy show.
Yugi: Hmmm.....good idea.....
IB: Anyways, it's Yami's turn.
Yami: I'll take fruit for 300.
IB: Okay then, "What is the strangest fruit that I've ever seen?"
Yami: Ummm, a kiwi?
IB: A kiwi?!?! How is a kiwi weird?
Yami: They're all fuzzy and kinda scary, that's why.
IB: Ummm, okay then. But the answer was an ugli fruit, yes that is the actual name of a fruit and it is ugly. Well, it's Seto's trun now.
Seto: I'll choose random for 300.
IB: Okay, "What's my favorite animal?"
Seto: That's easy, it's a cow.
IB: How did you know that?
Seto: Because your shirt has a picture of a cow on it, your shoelaces have cows on them and you keep doodling cows all over your arms and hand and such.
IB: Oh, I guess your right....*doodles a cow on her shoulder* okay, Ryou's turn!
Ryou: Ummm.....I'll choose IB's fears for 300.
IB: Okies, here's a tough one, "What fear did I get after I was forced to swim in a pond last year?"
Ryou: Fear of algae?
IB: No, but I can see how you would be afraid of algae. The fear I got was "the fear of dead things in water", random huh? Bakura's turn!
Bakura: I'll choose guest speaker for 200.
IB: Okay please welcome Meg (again, name is shortened to 3 letters).
Meg: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*
Audience: ......
Meg: Wowwee! Tough crowd! Well, anyways, "How many cows are there in the universe?"
Bakura: More cow questions? Oh well. I'll guess 7 billion.
Meg: I'm sorry, but including space cows there are 7,908,284,163 cows in the universe.
Bakura: Exactly how did you figure this out?
Meg: Well first I-
Bakura: never mind, I don't want to know.
Meg: Okay then, to the audience I go. *joins Ana and drinks other peoples soda*.
IB: I believe that it is Tristan's turn.
Tristan: Umm, I'll take Duel Monsters for 300.
IB: Okies, "What is my least favorite duel monster?"
Tristan: That's easy, it's the Insect Queen. I remember when Joey had to battle that thing, it made me want to-
IB: Okay Tristan, that's enough, you are correct.
Tristan: Yippee!
IB: Okies, Joey, it's your turn.
Joey: *stops playing with the Yugi action figure* Really? Okay then, I'll take Dare for 300.
IB: Okay, I know that you're underage, but here's your dare, "Drink 10 shots of tequila."
Joey: Ummm....okay, I guess...
IB: Here's your tequila. *takes out a dish with 10 little glasses of tequila on it*
Joey: Eeewwwww, *makes a grossed out anime face* there is a worm in the tequila!
IB: I know Joey, don't you know the put worms in tequila to add flavor. Come on, drink up!
Joey: _ Fine, if other people sitting in bars can do it, I can too. *drinks shot* Not bad!
************ 9 shots later************************************
Joey: Whoa....*hiccup* and then the monkey and the *hiccup* squirrel danced the *hiccup* night away...
IB: That's nice Joey.
Joey: Hey! *hiccup* I wasn't done with my *hiccup* story!
Everyone:......
Joey: Look, it's my Yugi action figure, it's so life like. *strokes the "action figure"*
Yugi: Ahhh! Joey stop stroking me!!!
Joey: Wowwee, it talks. Hello little action figure, I'm Joey.
Yugi: Joey quit it! I'm not an action figure!
Joey: So life like, I wonder if anatomically correct, too *tries to look down Yugi's pants*
Yugi: *runs away* Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Come back he little action figure! *runs after him*
Everyone:.........
IB: Ummm, I guess we'll have to wait for the next round to begin after Joey gets himself undrunk. That could be awhile. So, we'll be back after this commercial break. Toodles!
Okies, now it's your job to review my story. Flame it, I don't care, as long as you review it. The longer the review the better. I love reading random reviews. The next chapter is coming really soon. I'm sorry I've taken so much time to update, I'm in the middle of a huge school project. *darn school* anyways, more soon. Bye!
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh or Jeopardy, I don't own McDonalds, I don't anything except Lollipop the emu. Why has God conned me out of owning every multi-million dollar company on earth *sigh*.
IB: Hey there friends!
Tea: *wakes up* Friend, did you say friend cause, OW, ohh my head, it feels like it was smashed with a sledge hammer,ohhh....
IB: Oh no! She woke up... Tea, do you want some more Friendship juice?
Tea: No! I'm not falling for that again.
IB: Damn! *ideas*
Tea: Friends don't drug friends you know, friendship is....
IB: Umm, Tea, look, over in the audience, someone wants to be your friend. *pulls syringe full of "stuff" out of pocket*
Tea: Really! *looks towards audience* I'll be your friend. After all, friendship is.....
IB: *sneaks up behind Tea and stabs syringe into her arm* Gotcha! *injects stuff*
Tea: (woozily) oh..no...not...again...*passes out*
Seto: That's the third time you've drugged her. She snaps out of it too easily.
IB: You're right, I need to get rid of her permanently, that's why I invited Mai here.
Mai: *appears in blue smoke while riding an emu* Hi, I'm Mai and this is my emu, Lollipop.
Everyone:......
IB: Thank you for coming. Now, can you and your emu help get rid of Tea.
Mai: Sure, I see what you're saying, Lollipop, eat tea whole.
Lollipop: *swallows Tea*
Mai: Yeah, good job Lollipop. Let's go join the audience. *sits in audience with Lollipop*
Random Audience Member: Ahhhh! The emu is trying to eat my hair. Mai, stop this crazy thing!
Mai: I can't control it, the drugs from Tea's body are now in my emu's body.
IB: maybe you guys shouldn't be in the audience.
Mai and Lollipop: *disappear in a puff of blue smoke and feathers*
IB: well, let's begin. Yugi, choose a category.
Yugi: Umm, I'll choose Pizza flavors for 300.
Joey: Nooo...stop talking about food, I'm hungry!
IB: Sorry Joey, the only food I have is pumped up with drugs. Does anyone in the audience have any food for Joey?
Rex: *walks out from audience* I have a happy meal from McDonalds. Come on up and get it Joey *grins evilly*
Joey: Yeah!!!!! *runs up to Rex* Please, let me have the happy meal!
Rex: I will on one condition, if you kiss me.
Joey: No! I'm not kissing a guy, especially not one as ugly as you!
Rex: _ If ya want food ya will! If it helps, just pretend I'm Mai.
Joey: Okay! *kisses Rex*
**********so long that our poor host got tired of keeping track*********
IB: Umm.. Joey, you do realize your not actually kissing Mai?
Joey: *stops* What!?!?!? Oh my God! I forgot it was Rex! Stupid Fantasy!
Rex: ^_^ You definitely deserve this happy meal, hehe...
Joey: Gimme! *takes happy meal* and don't mention it again. Or else!
Rex: Deal *sits back down*.
Joey: *goes back to seat and eats happy meal in two bites* Hey, there's a toy in here. Look, it's a Yugi action figure!
Yugi: O_O Wowwee!
Joey: Look I can make Yugi dance *makes action figure dance*
Yugi: O_O .......
Joey: Look, I can make Yugi do a split *makes action figure do a split*
Yugi: O_O .......
Joey: Look, I can make-
IB: Joey, take your action figure and sit down!
Joey: Fine......*sits and plays with action figure*
IB: Okay, back to the questions. Here's yours Yugi "What pizza flavor do I think is evil?"
Yugi: I don't know, you think everything is evil. You even think hopscotch is evil.
IB: But hopscotch IS evil!
Yugi: Whatever, I'm guessing cheese pizza.
IB: Nope, it's olive pizza.
Yugi: But I like olives!
IB: Well, my question, my answer. You can make up your own questions when you get your own Jeopardy show.
Yugi: Hmmm.....good idea.....
IB: Anyways, it's Yami's turn.
Yami: I'll take fruit for 300.
IB: Okay then, "What is the strangest fruit that I've ever seen?"
Yami: Ummm, a kiwi?
IB: A kiwi?!?! How is a kiwi weird?
Yami: They're all fuzzy and kinda scary, that's why.
IB: Ummm, okay then. But the answer was an ugli fruit, yes that is the actual name of a fruit and it is ugly. Well, it's Seto's trun now.
Seto: I'll choose random for 300.
IB: Okay, "What's my favorite animal?"
Seto: That's easy, it's a cow.
IB: How did you know that?
Seto: Because your shirt has a picture of a cow on it, your shoelaces have cows on them and you keep doodling cows all over your arms and hand and such.
IB: Oh, I guess your right....*doodles a cow on her shoulder* okay, Ryou's turn!
Ryou: Ummm.....I'll choose IB's fears for 300.
IB: Okies, here's a tough one, "What fear did I get after I was forced to swim in a pond last year?"
Ryou: Fear of algae?
IB: No, but I can see how you would be afraid of algae. The fear I got was "the fear of dead things in water", random huh? Bakura's turn!
Bakura: I'll choose guest speaker for 200.
IB: Okay please welcome Meg (again, name is shortened to 3 letters).
Meg: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*
Audience: ......
Meg: Wowwee! Tough crowd! Well, anyways, "How many cows are there in the universe?"
Bakura: More cow questions? Oh well. I'll guess 7 billion.
Meg: I'm sorry, but including space cows there are 7,908,284,163 cows in the universe.
Bakura: Exactly how did you figure this out?
Meg: Well first I-
Bakura: never mind, I don't want to know.
Meg: Okay then, to the audience I go. *joins Ana and drinks other peoples soda*.
IB: I believe that it is Tristan's turn.
Tristan: Umm, I'll take Duel Monsters for 300.
IB: Okies, "What is my least favorite duel monster?"
Tristan: That's easy, it's the Insect Queen. I remember when Joey had to battle that thing, it made me want to-
IB: Okay Tristan, that's enough, you are correct.
Tristan: Yippee!
IB: Okies, Joey, it's your turn.
Joey: *stops playing with the Yugi action figure* Really? Okay then, I'll take Dare for 300.
IB: Okay, I know that you're underage, but here's your dare, "Drink 10 shots of tequila."
Joey: Ummm....okay, I guess...
IB: Here's your tequila. *takes out a dish with 10 little glasses of tequila on it*
Joey: Eeewwwww, *makes a grossed out anime face* there is a worm in the tequila!
IB: I know Joey, don't you know the put worms in tequila to add flavor. Come on, drink up!
Joey: _ Fine, if other people sitting in bars can do it, I can too. *drinks shot* Not bad!
************ 9 shots later************************************
Joey: Whoa....*hiccup* and then the monkey and the *hiccup* squirrel danced the *hiccup* night away...
IB: That's nice Joey.
Joey: Hey! *hiccup* I wasn't done with my *hiccup* story!
Everyone:......
Joey: Look, it's my Yugi action figure, it's so life like. *strokes the "action figure"*
Yugi: Ahhh! Joey stop stroking me!!!
Joey: Wowwee, it talks. Hello little action figure, I'm Joey.
Yugi: Joey quit it! I'm not an action figure!
Joey: So life like, I wonder if anatomically correct, too *tries to look down Yugi's pants*
Yugi: *runs away* Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Come back he little action figure! *runs after him*
Everyone:.........
IB: Ummm, I guess we'll have to wait for the next round to begin after Joey gets himself undrunk. That could be awhile. So, we'll be back after this commercial break. Toodles!
Okies, now it's your job to review my story. Flame it, I don't care, as long as you review it. The longer the review the better. I love reading random reviews. The next chapter is coming really soon. I'm sorry I've taken so much time to update, I'm in the middle of a huge school project. *darn school* anyways, more soon. Bye!