YGO Jeopardy 4
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, Chia heads, or anything else. Suing me will not get you any money, because I have none, all lost in other lawsuits. Also, a big thanks to Infiny for her question and other ideas. And Infiny, I made you say something you normally wouldn't, feel free to tell me and I'll change it if a change is needed.
Note: Okay, well, all my "angry" little face things have been coming out strange. Instead of looking like they're supposed to, they look like this : _ and . . I don't know why this happens, I can't seem to fix it, just pretend it looks right and continue on with the story.
IB: It's me again, and I just wanted to say that-
Tea: *appears in a puff of purple smoke* First, you drug me, then, you feed me to an emu, what's next? That's not what friendship is about!
IB: Urgg, how'd you escape?!
Tea: Lollipop burped, but that's not the point! The point is you violated the code of friendship, you ...... blah blah .....
IB: Must kill Tea! Umm, I have an idea. We'll send her to the shadow realm. Bakura, Yami, will you do the honors?
Yami and Bakura: Gladly! *sends her soul to the shadow realm*
Tea: Ahhh! *body falls onto the floor*
IB: Good, but her body is too close to my desk. *kicks body away* There, much better. Yugi, pick a category!
Yugi: I'll take Dare for 400.
IB: *reads dare to herself* Ha ha, Yugi, you're really gonna hate this dare. "Wash all the gel out of your hair.
Yugi: O_O Nooo!!!!
IB: You have no choice. *pulls a nearby rope and water is poured on Yugi's head*
Yugi: * hair is limp and hangs over eyes* Help I'm blind! *runs in circles* Help, I'm blind! *runs into a wall* Ouchies!
Yami: No, my poor little hikari, he needs gel!
IB: Well I bought this cheap stuff on the way here for no good reason. *holds up a bottle of gel, a very green bottle of gel*
Yugi: I'll take it!
IB: Let me warn you that it will dye you're hair green and give it lots of curl, but don't worry, it comes out the next time you wash your hair.
Yugi: Well I really don't have a choice, I need gel *applies gel*
Everyone: *laughs hysterically*
Yugi: What's so funny?
Seto: (In-between fits of laughter) You're hair, it look like you're a chia head!
Yugi: Oh no!
Ryou: Here, see for yourself *tosses him a little mirror*
Yugi: *looks in mirror* Ahh! *sniffles* I am a chia head! *cries*
Yami: My poor hikari!
IB: Let's just calm down, after the break we'll fix Yugi's hair.
Yugi: Could you wash out this gel before then, I'll just have to put it in a ponytail.
IB: Okay, *pulls rope again*
Yugi: Much better, except for the fact that the green dye has run down my back, but I can live with that.
IB: Okay then, Yami's turn!
Yami: Well, I'll choose pizza flavors for 400.
IB: Okay, "What's the pizza you eat backwards?"
Yami: Oh, that's easy, it's stuffed crust pizza.
IB: How'd you know that?
Yami: Well, it's my hikari's favorite. *smiles suggestively at Yugi*
IB: I already told you not to smile at each other like that. Anyways, *turns to Seto* it's Seto's turn
Yami and Yugi: *Stare at each other suggestively as soon as our host looks away*
IB: Okay Seto, now- * sees Yami and Yugi* Hey! Stop that! The whole eye thing weirds me out, don't do that eye thing anymore, anything but the eye thingy.
Yami and Yugi: Okay then, in that case ....^_^ *make-out*
IB: Now, as much as I love watching your little show, I'd like you to save it till after my show. And, if you can keep yourself under control until then, I'll get you two a private room, deal?
Yami and Yugi: Hell yeah!
IB: Good, now let's get back to Seto.
Seto: I'll take duel monsters for 400.
IB: Okay, "In what place are the monsters real?"
Seto: that's easy, it's in the shadow realm.
IB: Nope, the only place those monsters are real is in your imagination. Hahahahaha!!!
Seto: That's not fair, my answers right too!
IB: Well, my show, my answers!
Seto: _ Evil, evil person.
IB: Okay, it's Ryou's turn.
Ryou: I'll take fruit for 400.
IB: okay, this one is actually pretty easy. "What is the coolest shaped fruit?"
Ryou: Your right, that is easy, it's a star fruit, those things are cool, and tasty!
IB: Correct!
Seto: That's not fair, how come he got the easy one!
IB: You could have chosen that question, you went before him, it's your own fault.
Seto: Rrrg, fine!
IB: Okay, now that we're in agreement, it's Bakura's turn.
Bakura: Umm, I'll choose random for 400.
IB: Okay, here's a hard one. "How many traffic lights are in my town?"
Bakura: Well, you said earlier that it was a small town, so I'll guess five.
IB: Close, but no, the answer was none, that's just how miniscule my town is.
Bakura: Small as in easily dominated?
IB: I guess, why do you want to know?
Bakura: Oh, no reason *grins evilly*.
IB: Umm, Okay...., let's just get back to the game. I believe that it's Tristan's turn.
Tristan: I'll take guest speaker for 300.
IB: Okay, please welcome Infiny!
Infiny: Hi everyone *giggles, but it's an evil giggle*
IB: She wanted me to tell you that she's a yaoi writer.
Guys: *cringe*
IB and Infiny: *laugh evilly*
Infiny: Ready for my question?
Tristan: Not really....
Infiny: Too bad, here it is! "What does my yami's boyfriend's little sister's uncle's best friend's wear, boxer or briefs?"
Tristan: Umm, boxers?
Infiny: Hehe, let's hope not, acually the answer is neither! My yami's boyfriend's little sister's uncle's best friend is a girl!!
IB: Thanks for coming Infiny.
Infiny: You're welcome! Bye *leaves*
IB: Okies, now it's Joey's turn.
Joey: I'll take IB"s fears for 400.
IB: Okay, this is my weirdest fear, "This fear is of a dairy product other than milk. I have a horrible fear of it and I won't eat it unless I had just bought it a few hours ago. What is my fear?"
Joey: Fear of cheese!
IB: No, although I have a slight fear of cheese too, especially blue cheese. Why would anyone want to eat mold on purpose?
Joey: That's a good question....
IB: Anyway, the answer was fear of yogurt.
Joey: You're right, that is pretty scary stuff.
IB: Finally, someone who agrees with me.
Joey: Yeah.
IB: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah.
IB: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah.
IB: Yeah.
Everyone: Stop!!!
IB and Joey: Fine......
IB: Let's take this time to take a commercial break.
So, whaddya think of the story. Read and review, flames are accepted and long reviews are too, the longer the review, the better! Also, if you guys know where to find the japanese version of YGO of the manga, e-mail me or tell me in the review. Thankies ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, Chia heads, or anything else. Suing me will not get you any money, because I have none, all lost in other lawsuits. Also, a big thanks to Infiny for her question and other ideas. And Infiny, I made you say something you normally wouldn't, feel free to tell me and I'll change it if a change is needed.
Note: Okay, well, all my "angry" little face things have been coming out strange. Instead of looking like they're supposed to, they look like this : _ and . . I don't know why this happens, I can't seem to fix it, just pretend it looks right and continue on with the story.
IB: It's me again, and I just wanted to say that-
Tea: *appears in a puff of purple smoke* First, you drug me, then, you feed me to an emu, what's next? That's not what friendship is about!
IB: Urgg, how'd you escape?!
Tea: Lollipop burped, but that's not the point! The point is you violated the code of friendship, you ...... blah blah .....
IB: Must kill Tea! Umm, I have an idea. We'll send her to the shadow realm. Bakura, Yami, will you do the honors?
Yami and Bakura: Gladly! *sends her soul to the shadow realm*
Tea: Ahhh! *body falls onto the floor*
IB: Good, but her body is too close to my desk. *kicks body away* There, much better. Yugi, pick a category!
Yugi: I'll take Dare for 400.
IB: *reads dare to herself* Ha ha, Yugi, you're really gonna hate this dare. "Wash all the gel out of your hair.
Yugi: O_O Nooo!!!!
IB: You have no choice. *pulls a nearby rope and water is poured on Yugi's head*
Yugi: * hair is limp and hangs over eyes* Help I'm blind! *runs in circles* Help, I'm blind! *runs into a wall* Ouchies!
Yami: No, my poor little hikari, he needs gel!
IB: Well I bought this cheap stuff on the way here for no good reason. *holds up a bottle of gel, a very green bottle of gel*
Yugi: I'll take it!
IB: Let me warn you that it will dye you're hair green and give it lots of curl, but don't worry, it comes out the next time you wash your hair.
Yugi: Well I really don't have a choice, I need gel *applies gel*
Everyone: *laughs hysterically*
Yugi: What's so funny?
Seto: (In-between fits of laughter) You're hair, it look like you're a chia head!
Yugi: Oh no!
Ryou: Here, see for yourself *tosses him a little mirror*
Yugi: *looks in mirror* Ahh! *sniffles* I am a chia head! *cries*
Yami: My poor hikari!
IB: Let's just calm down, after the break we'll fix Yugi's hair.
Yugi: Could you wash out this gel before then, I'll just have to put it in a ponytail.
IB: Okay, *pulls rope again*
Yugi: Much better, except for the fact that the green dye has run down my back, but I can live with that.
IB: Okay then, Yami's turn!
Yami: Well, I'll choose pizza flavors for 400.
IB: Okay, "What's the pizza you eat backwards?"
Yami: Oh, that's easy, it's stuffed crust pizza.
IB: How'd you know that?
Yami: Well, it's my hikari's favorite. *smiles suggestively at Yugi*
IB: I already told you not to smile at each other like that. Anyways, *turns to Seto* it's Seto's turn
Yami and Yugi: *Stare at each other suggestively as soon as our host looks away*
IB: Okay Seto, now- * sees Yami and Yugi* Hey! Stop that! The whole eye thing weirds me out, don't do that eye thing anymore, anything but the eye thingy.
Yami and Yugi: Okay then, in that case ....^_^ *make-out*
IB: Now, as much as I love watching your little show, I'd like you to save it till after my show. And, if you can keep yourself under control until then, I'll get you two a private room, deal?
Yami and Yugi: Hell yeah!
IB: Good, now let's get back to Seto.
Seto: I'll take duel monsters for 400.
IB: Okay, "In what place are the monsters real?"
Seto: that's easy, it's in the shadow realm.
IB: Nope, the only place those monsters are real is in your imagination. Hahahahaha!!!
Seto: That's not fair, my answers right too!
IB: Well, my show, my answers!
Seto: _ Evil, evil person.
IB: Okay, it's Ryou's turn.
Ryou: I'll take fruit for 400.
IB: okay, this one is actually pretty easy. "What is the coolest shaped fruit?"
Ryou: Your right, that is easy, it's a star fruit, those things are cool, and tasty!
IB: Correct!
Seto: That's not fair, how come he got the easy one!
IB: You could have chosen that question, you went before him, it's your own fault.
Seto: Rrrg, fine!
IB: Okay, now that we're in agreement, it's Bakura's turn.
Bakura: Umm, I'll choose random for 400.
IB: Okay, here's a hard one. "How many traffic lights are in my town?"
Bakura: Well, you said earlier that it was a small town, so I'll guess five.
IB: Close, but no, the answer was none, that's just how miniscule my town is.
Bakura: Small as in easily dominated?
IB: I guess, why do you want to know?
Bakura: Oh, no reason *grins evilly*.
IB: Umm, Okay...., let's just get back to the game. I believe that it's Tristan's turn.
Tristan: I'll take guest speaker for 300.
IB: Okay, please welcome Infiny!
Infiny: Hi everyone *giggles, but it's an evil giggle*
IB: She wanted me to tell you that she's a yaoi writer.
Guys: *cringe*
IB and Infiny: *laugh evilly*
Infiny: Ready for my question?
Tristan: Not really....
Infiny: Too bad, here it is! "What does my yami's boyfriend's little sister's uncle's best friend's wear, boxer or briefs?"
Tristan: Umm, boxers?
Infiny: Hehe, let's hope not, acually the answer is neither! My yami's boyfriend's little sister's uncle's best friend is a girl!!
IB: Thanks for coming Infiny.
Infiny: You're welcome! Bye *leaves*
IB: Okies, now it's Joey's turn.
Joey: I'll take IB"s fears for 400.
IB: Okay, this is my weirdest fear, "This fear is of a dairy product other than milk. I have a horrible fear of it and I won't eat it unless I had just bought it a few hours ago. What is my fear?"
Joey: Fear of cheese!
IB: No, although I have a slight fear of cheese too, especially blue cheese. Why would anyone want to eat mold on purpose?
Joey: That's a good question....
IB: Anyway, the answer was fear of yogurt.
Joey: You're right, that is pretty scary stuff.
IB: Finally, someone who agrees with me.
Joey: Yeah.
IB: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah.
IB: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah.
IB: Yeah.
Everyone: Stop!!!
IB and Joey: Fine......
IB: Let's take this time to take a commercial break.
So, whaddya think of the story. Read and review, flames are accepted and long reviews are too, the longer the review, the better! Also, if you guys know where to find the japanese version of YGO of the manga, e-mail me or tell me in the review. Thankies ^_^