Yugioh Jeopardy Chapter 7- The Grand Finale
I'm sorry I took so long to update. A mixture of laziness and schoolwork is to blame. I also haven't updated KWN in a while, I'm trying okay? No one reviewed the last chappie, so I figured no one would mind if I was a wittle bit late. Also, as promised, I put my friend Ashley, who will be referred to as Ash (so don't mistake her for ash ketchum or something, she is my friend from school) in this chapter. I wasn't able to put her as a guest speaker becuz he question was, um, weird. If ya wanna know what the question was, just ask me, I'll tell you. Or ask Ashley. Anywayz, on with the final chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except Michigan, wait, I don't own Michigan? Fine, I don't own Michigan, Yugioh, or the simpsons, where I got the 'Are we insane yet?' thingy from -_-;;, I am the ruler of nothing. Unless you want me to rule your town, I guarantee school is optional, so vote for me ^_^. *cough* Anyways, on to the story.
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Everyone (about): *sitting on the floor* Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we ins-
Ryou: I already told you, YES!!!!
Seto: We've only been here one night and I'm already losing it!
Joey: That you are! (said like Kenshin, which I dun own) ^_^!
Seto: Shut up mutt!
Joey: Make me!
Seto: This is not a good time to tempt me you stupid chihuahua!
Joey: Oh yeah, well-
Tristan: Stop guys, you're both acting crazy!
Seto: *pulling hair* I have every right to be crazy! I can't run the company from here! What if something goes wrong and I lose everything! What if those double crossing employees steal my profits, what if-
Bakura: *slaps him* Snap out of it!
Seto: Thanks, I needed that, but did you have to slap so hard, I'm gonna bruise and- Oh no! What about my baby brother! Who will take care of him! What if he eats all the sugar! What if he finds my stack of porn (O_O)! What if he's kidnapped! What if he-
Bakura: *raises hand to slap him again*
Seto: What if he skips school-And don't you dare slap me again, Bakura-or what if he-
Joey: *slaps him*
Seto: *really mad* When Bakura slaps me, I don't mind, but if you slap me, you're dead doggy!
Joey: I was only trying to help and- OW!!!
Seto: *punches Joey*
Everyone: O_O.........
Joey and Seto: *go into a fist fight*
Bakura: At least it's better than Seto's ranting.....
Tristan: Fight! Fight! Fight! ^_^
Everyone: *glares at Tristan*
Tristan: -_-;; Sorry, jeez......
Joey and Seto: *continue fighting, looks painful, lotza blood, mm, blood...ack, gotta snap myself outta that, okies, continuing...*
***********************Meanwhile, back in Japan*****************
IB: (In english) I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese (thinks: Hmmm, this is not how I wanted to spend my vacation, maybe I should go get the guy, I'll have to think about that)
Random Person: (in japanese) I'm sorry, I don't speak English..(who is this kid?)
******************Somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean******
Tea: Friendship will save me, even though every bone in my body seems to be broken. I wonder if there is an easier way that swimming? Oh wait, I remember, I can transport myself anywhere I want by snapping my fingers! I'll just have to try it.......
********Back with the YGO guys*********************************
Joey and Seto: *still fighting, though it looks as if Seto might be winning*
Tristan: *singing* I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day! I've been working on the railroad....
Ryou: That's getting annoying Tristan.....
Tristan: ...just to pass the time away. Can't ya hear the- ACK!!!!
Ryou: *jumps on top of Tristan and begins strangling him*
Bakura: ^_^ That's my hikari, I'm so proud, I knew I'd rub off on him!
Everyone else: O_O.......
Yugi: I never knew he could be so violent, he always seemed so shy......
Yami: Yeah, you should never trust the hikari's, they're super schizophrenic. (an:That's why Malik and Marik had to miss my game. Malik locked Marik and himself in the basement for a little tortue and 'fun'.)
Yugi: *punches Yami hard* Hey!!! I'm a hikari!!
Yami: *has a nice shiner around his eye* (thinks to self: 'yeah, this is just like I said, all hikari's go psychotic eventually') Ouchies hikari, that really hurt!
Yugi: I'm sowwy *kisses his Yami's wittle boo-boo, see, what'd I tell ya, schizophrenic(not quite sure if I got the right psychological disease, just ignore it, I looked it up, it seemed to fit, but whatever*
Yami: (thinks to self: 'Crazy hikari, oh well, he's hot ^^;;')
Tristan: *passes out*
Ryou: *gets off Tristan* ^_^ There, now that's better!
Bakura: ^_^
Everyone: O_O........
Joey and Seto: *continue fighting. Joey's not doing so well, but he's hanging on. Seto however looks,- well, I'll just keep my little thoguht to myself ^^;;)
Tea: *appears* I'm back (ahhhh!!!!!) and OH MY GOD!!!
Everyone: Oh no, she''s back *go back to doing whatever they were doing*
Seto and Joey: *go back to beating the shit out of eachother*
Tristan: *still passed out, but at least he's starting to breathe again*
Bakura: *showing Ryou knives and other weaponry*
Ryou: *running fingers alon ghte knife blades, smiling happily*
Yami: *has a purple welt around his eye* Ouchies.....
Yugi: *is admiring the welt saying things like, 'I never knew I was so strong' and 'I should punch people more often, tis fun'*
Tea: I can't believe it, I've only been gone for a few days and you guys have totally forgotten about friendship! I'll have to give a lecture for a few days to remind exactly why friendship is soooo important!!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Okay, ;let's begin. I believe friendship is...blah blah blah blah......
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IB: *appear* Hi, I decided to return, and OH MY GOD, Tea! How the hell did you survive! I'm beginning to think you're immortal!
Yami Reiko (YR for short): Maybe she is *shiver*, Scary thought!
Ryou: Hey IB, I like torture now!
IB: ^_^ Cool, you and Bakura will have to join up with me and my yami on a torture party sometime.
Bakura and Ryou: Fun!!!!!!
Ryou: Oh, so that's who that person with you is.
IB: Yeah, I bought a yami when I was in Japan, cool huh?
Yami: Yeah, I guess....
YR: I love torture too! It's so much fun!!!
Yami: Why'd you come back? Weren't you on your vacation?
IB: Well, it wasn't going as I had hoped.
YR: Also, she felt guilty about leaving you guys here.
IB: yeah, stupid conscience. Oh, Yami, What happened to your eye?
Yugi: I punched him! ^_^
IB: Cool! ^_^ And Tristan?
Ryou: ^_^ I strangled him!
IB: Even cooler!!! Where is Seto (*thoughts*) and Joey?
Bakura: They're beating the shit outta each other!
IB: Yeah, go Seto, hehe ^_^!
Tea: So you're the one who's been encouraging this anti-friendship behavior! If anyone needs a 72-hour friendship speech, it's you!
IB: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! Quickly everyone!!! I've gotta zap us all outta here!
Everyone ('cept Tea): Right!!
IB: *snaps herself, Tristan, Joey, Seto, Bakura, Ryou, Yami and Yugi outta there*
Tea: Hmm, oh well. Hey, YR, why are you still here?
YR: Cuz you need to be taught a lesson!
Tea: You can't kill me, I'm practically immortal with the power of friendship!
YR: I wasn't planning on killing you-
Tea: Oh, thank god-
YR: I was however, planning on torturing you for a while, till you wish you were dead. It'll be fun!
Tea: Ummm, I'll just be going now! Heh...heh....*many large animated sweatdrops appear on her forehead* No need for unfriendly torturem heh,..heh,..*snaps fingers* Huh? Nothing happened, I'm trapped!
YR: Yes you are, I disabled your powers, your trapped now *takes out whip*
Tea: O_O *tries to run, but is very sslllooww*
YR: *catches her*
Tea: Eeeekkk!!!
YR: *ties Tea to chair, gags her (duh!), and takes out fun torture devices, such as knives, a cantaloupe (believe me, a cantaloupe used right is a deadly weapon) and my personal favorite, a flame-thrower*
Tea: (muffled) Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
YR: This is gonna be fun ^_^ *starts up flame-thrower*
********Let's just leave my Yami to her torture and join me************
IB: Welcome to my house ^_^!
Seto: You actually live in this dump?
Bakura: What's with all the stuffed animals?
Ryou: Why's it so pink and cutesy, don't you like torture?
Joey: And why-
IB: Just shup up! At least it's better than being trapped!
Everyone: Fine, we won't complain.
Ash: (no, not Ash Ketchum from Pokemon, Ashley, I just shortened her name, like I did with all the others) *appears* How DARE you not have me as a guest speaker! We've been friends for how long and still, I'm not invited!
IB: Well, it wasn't to glamorous a job anyways, the game was boring, and your question was, um, strange....(if ya wanna know it, ask me, I'll tell ya)
Everyone: *mutters 'yeah right' about the game being boring*
Ash: Oh well. In that case, let's order pizza. It can be like a party!
IB: That was really random, but okay!
Joey: I'll order the pizza!
Bakura: Don't forget the meat supreme, forget it and DIE!!!!!
Seto: I'll call one of my servants and make them get some drinks.
Tristan: Alcoholic? (hopeful, very hopeful)
Seto: Maybe! ^_^;;
Ryou: Let's put on some music!
Seto: *passes out drinks that are definitely alcoholic, he's underage, but he's got money*
Everyone: *drinks the drinks, lotza drinks*
Pizza dude: *delivers pizza*
Bakura: Goodies, my meat supreme!
Pizza dude : *drives away*
The Ygo guys(drunk obviously): *do the macarena*
IB and Ash: O_O'..........
IB: I never thought I'd see that......
Ash: Yeah, it's hilarious *joins them dancing*
IB: What a hyper friend.....(or drunk, probably a little of both).
YR: *appears* Hey hikari!
IB: Hi, what were you doing?
YR: Oh, nothing ^_^
IB: What happened to Tea?
YR: Umm, well, let's just say I don't think we'll be seeing her for a while.
IB: (I've heard that before) That's good, let's dance!
YR and IB: *join in dancing* *stop dancing*
IB: I forgot, I hate dancing.
YR: Me too, I must be really high!
IB: But you didn't drink anything.
YR: Yeah I did.
IB: Oh....(wait, now I'm confused, oh well)
And so the party continued till everyone passed out on my lawn. The pizza dude was called up several times during the party, and eventually joined the party. Everyone woke up the next day with a wicked bad hangover and a bunch of nosey neighbors crowding around them. The story had no plot, the ending made no sense and was all in all, rather strange. Oh well, that's the type of story you get when it's written by a sugar high, caffeine addict. The end.
Now, be a good little reader-person and review, now, or suffer the consequences, which will be, umm, you will have to give ME pixie stix. So hurry up and review. See ya! ^_^
I'm sorry I took so long to update. A mixture of laziness and schoolwork is to blame. I also haven't updated KWN in a while, I'm trying okay? No one reviewed the last chappie, so I figured no one would mind if I was a wittle bit late. Also, as promised, I put my friend Ashley, who will be referred to as Ash (so don't mistake her for ash ketchum or something, she is my friend from school) in this chapter. I wasn't able to put her as a guest speaker becuz he question was, um, weird. If ya wanna know what the question was, just ask me, I'll tell you. Or ask Ashley. Anywayz, on with the final chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except Michigan, wait, I don't own Michigan? Fine, I don't own Michigan, Yugioh, or the simpsons, where I got the 'Are we insane yet?' thingy from -_-;;, I am the ruler of nothing. Unless you want me to rule your town, I guarantee school is optional, so vote for me ^_^. *cough* Anyways, on to the story.
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Everyone (about): *sitting on the floor* Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we ins-
Ryou: I already told you, YES!!!!
Seto: We've only been here one night and I'm already losing it!
Joey: That you are! (said like Kenshin, which I dun own) ^_^!
Seto: Shut up mutt!
Joey: Make me!
Seto: This is not a good time to tempt me you stupid chihuahua!
Joey: Oh yeah, well-
Tristan: Stop guys, you're both acting crazy!
Seto: *pulling hair* I have every right to be crazy! I can't run the company from here! What if something goes wrong and I lose everything! What if those double crossing employees steal my profits, what if-
Bakura: *slaps him* Snap out of it!
Seto: Thanks, I needed that, but did you have to slap so hard, I'm gonna bruise and- Oh no! What about my baby brother! Who will take care of him! What if he eats all the sugar! What if he finds my stack of porn (O_O)! What if he's kidnapped! What if he-
Bakura: *raises hand to slap him again*
Seto: What if he skips school-And don't you dare slap me again, Bakura-or what if he-
Joey: *slaps him*
Seto: *really mad* When Bakura slaps me, I don't mind, but if you slap me, you're dead doggy!
Joey: I was only trying to help and- OW!!!
Seto: *punches Joey*
Everyone: O_O.........
Joey and Seto: *go into a fist fight*
Bakura: At least it's better than Seto's ranting.....
Tristan: Fight! Fight! Fight! ^_^
Everyone: *glares at Tristan*
Tristan: -_-;; Sorry, jeez......
Joey and Seto: *continue fighting, looks painful, lotza blood, mm, blood...ack, gotta snap myself outta that, okies, continuing...*
***********************Meanwhile, back in Japan*****************
IB: (In english) I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese (thinks: Hmmm, this is not how I wanted to spend my vacation, maybe I should go get the guy, I'll have to think about that)
Random Person: (in japanese) I'm sorry, I don't speak English..(who is this kid?)
******************Somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean******
Tea: Friendship will save me, even though every bone in my body seems to be broken. I wonder if there is an easier way that swimming? Oh wait, I remember, I can transport myself anywhere I want by snapping my fingers! I'll just have to try it.......
********Back with the YGO guys*********************************
Joey and Seto: *still fighting, though it looks as if Seto might be winning*
Tristan: *singing* I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day! I've been working on the railroad....
Ryou: That's getting annoying Tristan.....
Tristan: ...just to pass the time away. Can't ya hear the- ACK!!!!
Ryou: *jumps on top of Tristan and begins strangling him*
Bakura: ^_^ That's my hikari, I'm so proud, I knew I'd rub off on him!
Everyone else: O_O.......
Yugi: I never knew he could be so violent, he always seemed so shy......
Yami: Yeah, you should never trust the hikari's, they're super schizophrenic. (an:That's why Malik and Marik had to miss my game. Malik locked Marik and himself in the basement for a little tortue and 'fun'.)
Yugi: *punches Yami hard* Hey!!! I'm a hikari!!
Yami: *has a nice shiner around his eye* (thinks to self: 'yeah, this is just like I said, all hikari's go psychotic eventually') Ouchies hikari, that really hurt!
Yugi: I'm sowwy *kisses his Yami's wittle boo-boo, see, what'd I tell ya, schizophrenic(not quite sure if I got the right psychological disease, just ignore it, I looked it up, it seemed to fit, but whatever*
Yami: (thinks to self: 'Crazy hikari, oh well, he's hot ^^;;')
Tristan: *passes out*
Ryou: *gets off Tristan* ^_^ There, now that's better!
Bakura: ^_^
Everyone: O_O........
Joey and Seto: *continue fighting. Joey's not doing so well, but he's hanging on. Seto however looks,- well, I'll just keep my little thoguht to myself ^^;;)
Tea: *appears* I'm back (ahhhh!!!!!) and OH MY GOD!!!
Everyone: Oh no, she''s back *go back to doing whatever they were doing*
Seto and Joey: *go back to beating the shit out of eachother*
Tristan: *still passed out, but at least he's starting to breathe again*
Bakura: *showing Ryou knives and other weaponry*
Ryou: *running fingers alon ghte knife blades, smiling happily*
Yami: *has a purple welt around his eye* Ouchies.....
Yugi: *is admiring the welt saying things like, 'I never knew I was so strong' and 'I should punch people more often, tis fun'*
Tea: I can't believe it, I've only been gone for a few days and you guys have totally forgotten about friendship! I'll have to give a lecture for a few days to remind exactly why friendship is soooo important!!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Okay, ;let's begin. I believe friendship is...blah blah blah blah......
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IB: *appear* Hi, I decided to return, and OH MY GOD, Tea! How the hell did you survive! I'm beginning to think you're immortal!
Yami Reiko (YR for short): Maybe she is *shiver*, Scary thought!
Ryou: Hey IB, I like torture now!
IB: ^_^ Cool, you and Bakura will have to join up with me and my yami on a torture party sometime.
Bakura and Ryou: Fun!!!!!!
Ryou: Oh, so that's who that person with you is.
IB: Yeah, I bought a yami when I was in Japan, cool huh?
Yami: Yeah, I guess....
YR: I love torture too! It's so much fun!!!
Yami: Why'd you come back? Weren't you on your vacation?
IB: Well, it wasn't going as I had hoped.
YR: Also, she felt guilty about leaving you guys here.
IB: yeah, stupid conscience. Oh, Yami, What happened to your eye?
Yugi: I punched him! ^_^
IB: Cool! ^_^ And Tristan?
Ryou: ^_^ I strangled him!
IB: Even cooler!!! Where is Seto (*thoughts*) and Joey?
Bakura: They're beating the shit outta each other!
IB: Yeah, go Seto, hehe ^_^!
Tea: So you're the one who's been encouraging this anti-friendship behavior! If anyone needs a 72-hour friendship speech, it's you!
IB: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! Quickly everyone!!! I've gotta zap us all outta here!
Everyone ('cept Tea): Right!!
IB: *snaps herself, Tristan, Joey, Seto, Bakura, Ryou, Yami and Yugi outta there*
Tea: Hmm, oh well. Hey, YR, why are you still here?
YR: Cuz you need to be taught a lesson!
Tea: You can't kill me, I'm practically immortal with the power of friendship!
YR: I wasn't planning on killing you-
Tea: Oh, thank god-
YR: I was however, planning on torturing you for a while, till you wish you were dead. It'll be fun!
Tea: Ummm, I'll just be going now! Heh...heh....*many large animated sweatdrops appear on her forehead* No need for unfriendly torturem heh,..heh,..*snaps fingers* Huh? Nothing happened, I'm trapped!
YR: Yes you are, I disabled your powers, your trapped now *takes out whip*
Tea: O_O *tries to run, but is very sslllooww*
YR: *catches her*
Tea: Eeeekkk!!!
YR: *ties Tea to chair, gags her (duh!), and takes out fun torture devices, such as knives, a cantaloupe (believe me, a cantaloupe used right is a deadly weapon) and my personal favorite, a flame-thrower*
Tea: (muffled) Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
YR: This is gonna be fun ^_^ *starts up flame-thrower*
********Let's just leave my Yami to her torture and join me************
IB: Welcome to my house ^_^!
Seto: You actually live in this dump?
Bakura: What's with all the stuffed animals?
Ryou: Why's it so pink and cutesy, don't you like torture?
Joey: And why-
IB: Just shup up! At least it's better than being trapped!
Everyone: Fine, we won't complain.
Ash: (no, not Ash Ketchum from Pokemon, Ashley, I just shortened her name, like I did with all the others) *appears* How DARE you not have me as a guest speaker! We've been friends for how long and still, I'm not invited!
IB: Well, it wasn't to glamorous a job anyways, the game was boring, and your question was, um, strange....(if ya wanna know it, ask me, I'll tell ya)
Everyone: *mutters 'yeah right' about the game being boring*
Ash: Oh well. In that case, let's order pizza. It can be like a party!
IB: That was really random, but okay!
Joey: I'll order the pizza!
Bakura: Don't forget the meat supreme, forget it and DIE!!!!!
Seto: I'll call one of my servants and make them get some drinks.
Tristan: Alcoholic? (hopeful, very hopeful)
Seto: Maybe! ^_^;;
Ryou: Let's put on some music!
Seto: *passes out drinks that are definitely alcoholic, he's underage, but he's got money*
Everyone: *drinks the drinks, lotza drinks*
Pizza dude: *delivers pizza*
Bakura: Goodies, my meat supreme!
Pizza dude : *drives away*
The Ygo guys(drunk obviously): *do the macarena*
IB and Ash: O_O'..........
IB: I never thought I'd see that......
Ash: Yeah, it's hilarious *joins them dancing*
IB: What a hyper friend.....(or drunk, probably a little of both).
YR: *appears* Hey hikari!
IB: Hi, what were you doing?
YR: Oh, nothing ^_^
IB: What happened to Tea?
YR: Umm, well, let's just say I don't think we'll be seeing her for a while.
IB: (I've heard that before) That's good, let's dance!
YR and IB: *join in dancing* *stop dancing*
IB: I forgot, I hate dancing.
YR: Me too, I must be really high!
IB: But you didn't drink anything.
YR: Yeah I did.
IB: Oh....(wait, now I'm confused, oh well)
And so the party continued till everyone passed out on my lawn. The pizza dude was called up several times during the party, and eventually joined the party. Everyone woke up the next day with a wicked bad hangover and a bunch of nosey neighbors crowding around them. The story had no plot, the ending made no sense and was all in all, rather strange. Oh well, that's the type of story you get when it's written by a sugar high, caffeine addict. The end.
Now, be a good little reader-person and review, now, or suffer the consequences, which will be, umm, you will have to give ME pixie stix. So hurry up and review. See ya! ^_^