OMG, I opened up my mail and sceamed. SO many review alerts! I'm so happy
now! I'm gonna dedicate the next chapter to killing ATBG (as told by
ginger), kay?
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Spooky: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **Drinks coke** I want all of you to welcome me friend, GIR.
(GIR runs up to the stage yelling "TACOS!")
Spooky: And please insult this stinky person named Darwin.
(Darwin walks through the crowd. Trash and rotten food are thrown at him. He stops momentarily to catch a rotten tomato in his mouth.)
Spooky: HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!
(Darwin finally gets up to the stage, and stands by GIR)
Spooky: GIR, please choose your weapon.
(A showcase pops up. In it are real weapons, like a gun, some swords, and a frozen taco.)
GIR: I want the taco! Wait, no...... Yes...no.... Wait.....yes....no..yes.....no...yes....no....yes...no...yes...
Spooky: Since you can't decide, I'm gonna pick you a weapon! You get the gun!
GIR: Yay! The gun!
(Spooky throws her hand into the showcase and pulls out the gun. She hands it to GIR)
Spooky: **blood gushes out of her hand** **decides to ignore it because she really wants to see GIR kick Darwin's sorry little ass** START BATTLING, PLEASE!!!!!!!!
(Lights focus on the two idiots. GIR twirls the gun around, unsure how to use it. Darwin takes it from him and decides to teach GIR how to use the weapon. Darwin shoots himself in the head, demonstrating and dies. GIR shrugs his shoulders and opens a can of Poop.)
Spooky: **notices a puddle of blood under her hand** EEK! MY HAND!! **Runs to hospital, which is 15 miles away** **goes back to door and sticks her head in the doorway** Um, thank you for watching/reading my show! Don't forget to review! **Faints of blood loss**
GIR: **sings Doom Song**
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Spooky: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **Drinks coke** I want all of you to welcome me friend, GIR.
(GIR runs up to the stage yelling "TACOS!")
Spooky: And please insult this stinky person named Darwin.
(Darwin walks through the crowd. Trash and rotten food are thrown at him. He stops momentarily to catch a rotten tomato in his mouth.)
Spooky: HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!
(Darwin finally gets up to the stage, and stands by GIR)
Spooky: GIR, please choose your weapon.
(A showcase pops up. In it are real weapons, like a gun, some swords, and a frozen taco.)
GIR: I want the taco! Wait, no...... Yes...no.... Wait.....yes....no..yes.....no...yes....no....yes...no...yes...
Spooky: Since you can't decide, I'm gonna pick you a weapon! You get the gun!
GIR: Yay! The gun!
(Spooky throws her hand into the showcase and pulls out the gun. She hands it to GIR)
Spooky: **blood gushes out of her hand** **decides to ignore it because she really wants to see GIR kick Darwin's sorry little ass** START BATTLING, PLEASE!!!!!!!!
(Lights focus on the two idiots. GIR twirls the gun around, unsure how to use it. Darwin takes it from him and decides to teach GIR how to use the weapon. Darwin shoots himself in the head, demonstrating and dies. GIR shrugs his shoulders and opens a can of Poop.)
Spooky: **notices a puddle of blood under her hand** EEK! MY HAND!! **Runs to hospital, which is 15 miles away** **goes back to door and sticks her head in the doorway** Um, thank you for watching/reading my show! Don't forget to review! **Faints of blood loss**
GIR: **sings Doom Song**