WeirdCreepyGuy: Spooky isn't here yet, so I'm gonna entertain you with
clips from the Zim X-mas special.
Clip one:
Zim: Ho ho ho! Santa has returned for all the good little boys and girls of the world... to announce a new Christmas tradition! The crowd gasps and murmurs. Zim: It's the Yuletide helping of Santa to build a giant teleporter capable of sending all humans to their doom! Zim chuckles. Zim: My Labor Sleighs will take you to the North Pole, where you will build the teleporter! The Labor Sleighs lower down into the stadium. Audience member: Will being teleported to our doom be fun and Christmasey? Zim: Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Of course it will, you hideous fool!
Clip2:
Dib (o.s.): What's the matter, Santa!?!
Zim turns around to see Dib standing on the stage.
Zim: Dib!
Dib: How do we know this is the real Santa!?!
Zim sits down in his throne.
Zim: Eh, of course I'm Santa! I have robot elves!
The Lawn Elves shoot lasers from their eyes up into the air.
Crowd: Ooooooh!
Crowd member: Robot elves!! Just like in the stories!
Dib: What stories had robot elves? Everybody, remember last Christmas when you though that escaped Gorilla was Santa?
Crowd member: He wasn't!?!
Spooky: **jumps out of hidden broom closet** I am to here! Now stop creeping people out. Oh yeah, that was taken from www.thescarymonkeyshow.com.
Forgotten Disclaimer: Happy July! If I owned Zim, then Zim would still be on the air, and Nick would be dead.
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Spooky: Hullo! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you so much for reviewing! Reviews make me happy. So does this show. I'll begin now. Will the ATBG cast please step out?
(ATBG cast steps out of nowhere. Actually, it's just Ginger and Carl. I'm too lazy to kill all of them)
Spooky: Now will the killers step out
(Ms. Bitters (People seem to really want her to kill somebody) and Almighty Tallest Purple out)
Spooky: Now Ms. Bitters, will you please choose your doomed weapon. You are killing **chooses piece of paper** Ginger.
(A showcase pops up. In it are girlie stuff, like gel pens, hair clips, and a rabid cow)
Ms. Bitters: I want the doomed gel pen. **Eye twitches**
Spooky: **backs away** The Battle begins...in a 30 minutes. I gotta watch my show!
Reviewers: You're gonna miss the death of ginger just because of a stupid show?
Spooky: Well, now that you put it that way...START IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I TELL YOU!
(Ginger stands there, twirling her hair around her finger. Ms. Bitters stares and her twitches, and mutters something that sounds like "Doom". Ms. Bitters looks at the gel pen, and decides to stab Ginger with it. Ginger is preoccupied with painting her nails, so doesn't notice the gel pen sticking out of her chest. Ms. Bitters looks more mad than usual. Ginger is drying her nails, and looks down and finally sees that gel pen sticking out of her heart. She screams and falls over dead.)
Spooky: Can somebody remove this body?
Janitor Dude1: Sure!
Janitor Dude2: Only for Spooky, the host of this show!
(Both pick up Ginger's body and throw it in the fire, which is right beside the stage)
Spooky: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! **Stabs both janitors with broomsticks. They die** OOPS... Um, you didn't see that. Just delete it from your sorry minds. **Pulls out flashy thing like in MIB. Puts sunglasses on. Flashes the memory thing. Takes sunglasses off** Anyway..Purple, you're gonna kill Carl. But you gotta wait for an hour. I have to watch Letterman. He was the one who showed the world that bowling balls could float.....
Audience: you're gonna watch that idiot instead of killing Carl?
Spooky: yes, Yes I am. AND HE'S NOT AN IDIOT! **Throws fire at audience**
Random Audience member: **catches on fire** **screaming** AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!THE LIGHT!!!!! PAIN!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!! EEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!! **Dies**
(Audience back away from the body, which is still on fire and smoking)
Audience: Of course you can watch the genius, Letterman,
Spooky: Thank you. **Watches Letterman**
(An hour later)
Spooky: Okay, I'm done. Where was I? **Looks at the killers and cast of ATBG. They're asleep. ** WAKE UP! **Zaps them with lightning. They wake up. Carl's hair is on fire. He doesn't notice** Purple, can you please choose your weapon?
(A showcase pops up. In it are: a toaster, Brittany Spears CD, and refrigerator.)
Purple: Toaster!
(Spooky takes out a key, and nods her head, because this time she won't break the glass. She opens it up and grabs the toaster. She hands it to Purple)
Spooky: Wow, you chose fast. Unlike some other people, I might add. **Stares at GIR, Zim, and other people that took forever to choose** Anyway, please start.
(Purple grabs the toaster and goes over to a plug. He plugs it in and makes toast. Carl's hair is still on fire, but is slowly going out.)
Spooky: WHAT? We're not making toast Purple! Now kill Carl!
(Purple ignores Spooky. The toast pops up out of the toaster. Purple catches it and eats a bite. Then he throws the rest at Carl. Carl stands there. The toast hits Carl's head, goes through the skull, and lands in his small, puny brain. He falls over dead.)
Spooky: YAY! They're dead! And I have coke! **Hugs case of coke** Oh yeah. There's this little voice in the back of my head telling me to say this. IZ PEOPLE CAN'T KILL ME, OKAY? There, all said. I will only use JtHM characters as a last resort. Meaning when I run out of IZ main people (and a few minors) I'll use them k? But you gotta wait 'till that happens. BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!!!!!
If you tell me what platypus in Spanish is I'll let you kill someone, okay? You gotta log in though, to win.
Clip one:
Zim: Ho ho ho! Santa has returned for all the good little boys and girls of the world... to announce a new Christmas tradition! The crowd gasps and murmurs. Zim: It's the Yuletide helping of Santa to build a giant teleporter capable of sending all humans to their doom! Zim chuckles. Zim: My Labor Sleighs will take you to the North Pole, where you will build the teleporter! The Labor Sleighs lower down into the stadium. Audience member: Will being teleported to our doom be fun and Christmasey? Zim: Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Of course it will, you hideous fool!
Clip2:
Dib (o.s.): What's the matter, Santa!?!
Zim turns around to see Dib standing on the stage.
Zim: Dib!
Dib: How do we know this is the real Santa!?!
Zim sits down in his throne.
Zim: Eh, of course I'm Santa! I have robot elves!
The Lawn Elves shoot lasers from their eyes up into the air.
Crowd: Ooooooh!
Crowd member: Robot elves!! Just like in the stories!
Dib: What stories had robot elves? Everybody, remember last Christmas when you though that escaped Gorilla was Santa?
Crowd member: He wasn't!?!
Spooky: **jumps out of hidden broom closet** I am to here! Now stop creeping people out. Oh yeah, that was taken from www.thescarymonkeyshow.com.
Forgotten Disclaimer: Happy July! If I owned Zim, then Zim would still be on the air, and Nick would be dead.
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Spooky: Hullo! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you so much for reviewing! Reviews make me happy. So does this show. I'll begin now. Will the ATBG cast please step out?
(ATBG cast steps out of nowhere. Actually, it's just Ginger and Carl. I'm too lazy to kill all of them)
Spooky: Now will the killers step out
(Ms. Bitters (People seem to really want her to kill somebody) and Almighty Tallest Purple out)
Spooky: Now Ms. Bitters, will you please choose your doomed weapon. You are killing **chooses piece of paper** Ginger.
(A showcase pops up. In it are girlie stuff, like gel pens, hair clips, and a rabid cow)
Ms. Bitters: I want the doomed gel pen. **Eye twitches**
Spooky: **backs away** The Battle begins...in a 30 minutes. I gotta watch my show!
Reviewers: You're gonna miss the death of ginger just because of a stupid show?
Spooky: Well, now that you put it that way...START IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I TELL YOU!
(Ginger stands there, twirling her hair around her finger. Ms. Bitters stares and her twitches, and mutters something that sounds like "Doom". Ms. Bitters looks at the gel pen, and decides to stab Ginger with it. Ginger is preoccupied with painting her nails, so doesn't notice the gel pen sticking out of her chest. Ms. Bitters looks more mad than usual. Ginger is drying her nails, and looks down and finally sees that gel pen sticking out of her heart. She screams and falls over dead.)
Spooky: Can somebody remove this body?
Janitor Dude1: Sure!
Janitor Dude2: Only for Spooky, the host of this show!
(Both pick up Ginger's body and throw it in the fire, which is right beside the stage)
Spooky: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! **Stabs both janitors with broomsticks. They die** OOPS... Um, you didn't see that. Just delete it from your sorry minds. **Pulls out flashy thing like in MIB. Puts sunglasses on. Flashes the memory thing. Takes sunglasses off** Anyway..Purple, you're gonna kill Carl. But you gotta wait for an hour. I have to watch Letterman. He was the one who showed the world that bowling balls could float.....
Audience: you're gonna watch that idiot instead of killing Carl?
Spooky: yes, Yes I am. AND HE'S NOT AN IDIOT! **Throws fire at audience**
Random Audience member: **catches on fire** **screaming** AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!THE LIGHT!!!!! PAIN!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!! EEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!! **Dies**
(Audience back away from the body, which is still on fire and smoking)
Audience: Of course you can watch the genius, Letterman,
Spooky: Thank you. **Watches Letterman**
(An hour later)
Spooky: Okay, I'm done. Where was I? **Looks at the killers and cast of ATBG. They're asleep. ** WAKE UP! **Zaps them with lightning. They wake up. Carl's hair is on fire. He doesn't notice** Purple, can you please choose your weapon?
(A showcase pops up. In it are: a toaster, Brittany Spears CD, and refrigerator.)
Purple: Toaster!
(Spooky takes out a key, and nods her head, because this time she won't break the glass. She opens it up and grabs the toaster. She hands it to Purple)
Spooky: Wow, you chose fast. Unlike some other people, I might add. **Stares at GIR, Zim, and other people that took forever to choose** Anyway, please start.
(Purple grabs the toaster and goes over to a plug. He plugs it in and makes toast. Carl's hair is still on fire, but is slowly going out.)
Spooky: WHAT? We're not making toast Purple! Now kill Carl!
(Purple ignores Spooky. The toast pops up out of the toaster. Purple catches it and eats a bite. Then he throws the rest at Carl. Carl stands there. The toast hits Carl's head, goes through the skull, and lands in his small, puny brain. He falls over dead.)
Spooky: YAY! They're dead! And I have coke! **Hugs case of coke** Oh yeah. There's this little voice in the back of my head telling me to say this. IZ PEOPLE CAN'T KILL ME, OKAY? There, all said. I will only use JtHM characters as a last resort. Meaning when I run out of IZ main people (and a few minors) I'll use them k? But you gotta wait 'till that happens. BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!!!!!
If you tell me what platypus in Spanish is I'll let you kill someone, okay? You gotta log in though, to win.