Spooky: **screaming** HI! I'm hyper! **Runs around screaming GIR quotes**
Holly: Damn you, Spooky:
Spooky: **stops screaming** This is my CO-host, Holly. Say hi, Holly!
Holly: They say hi to me and die **eye twitches (ET)**
Spooky: Whatever! Oh, I got rid of my list problem.
Holly: Yay. We care sooooooooooo much.
Spooky: YOU SHOULD! Anyway, yes, Evil Ducky, you got the Spanish thing right. **Hears tank starting up in the distance**
Holly: Wow.
Spooky: Sorry, I M N Invader (Invader Z! I spelt your name wrong. So........SORRY!
Holly: **ET** WILL YOU SHUT UP AND KILL SOMEBODY ALREADY?!?!?
Spooky: Okay! Please welcome Professor Membrane (PM)!
(PM flies in, his face on his floating screen thing.)
Spooky: What?!?! You're supposed to be live! LIVE I TELL YOU!
Holly: **ET**
PML **walks through door** But I am live!
Spooky: **satisfied** Good. Now boo Pika-
(Pikachu falls from ceiling and lands on Holly)
Holly: **ET** **Eyes fill with hatred** Well, fuck you, you electric mouse! **Takes out cigarette lighter and tries to set Pikachu on fire**
Spooky: No Holly! Don't do that! That's PM's job! Um, PM, are you still here?
PM: **making toast** I am making (dramatic pause) TOAST!
Holly: **eyes widen. She likes toast** MINE! **Tackles PM, steals toast, and runs out of the building**
Spooky: **blinks** Well, that was strange. **PM is sobbing now. He lost his beloved toast. ** **Pokes PM** Can you stop sobbing now?
PM: **regains control of himself** Yes, yes I can. I need..... WEAPONS!
Spooky: You're right!
(A showcase pops up. In it is: a fire truck, a Rugrats doll, and Zim's voot cruiser)
Zim: **appears out of nowhere** Why is my voot cruiser, I mean pig, doing here? TELL ZIM!
Spooky: **tear slides down cheek, and then she turns all mad** WELL FINE, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DAMN PIG! **Throws pig at Zim**
Zim: **goes away with voot cruiser, I mean pig**
PM: I want the Rugrats doll!
Spooky: **happy now** You, demented Pikachu, where you be?
(Pikachu pops out of trash can)
Spooky: Ewwwwwwwwww...THAT'S JUST NASTY! Battle time! ^_^
(Pikachu and PM step into the arena. I need to tell you about the arena, yes? It's a circle. Yes, a circle with food stands around it. Do not ask me how they got there, they just are! Back to the battle. Pikachu tries to shock PM, but he keeps on shocking the opposite way, instead, shocking some guy. PM throws the doll at Pikachu. Everything goes slow motion. The doll is halfway there, and Holly pops up out of nowhere. She grins evilly, takes out her cigarette lighter, and sets the doll on fire. It catches on fire and is engulfed by flames. She disappears. The audience and Spooky's gazes slowly follow the doll. It smacks into the doll, remember slow-mo. Pikachu flips over yelling "Piiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaa" and lands on his back. Then he gets engulfed in flames. Everything returns to a normal rate.)
Holly: **appears and walks over to Pikachu** TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING RODENT! **Kicks Pikachu's body**
Spooky: How'd you get here?
Holly: DO NOT QUESTION MY POWERS! **ET**
Spooky: **backs away** You scare me so much. So, much. Erm, review! PLEASE! FOR MY TWISTED MIND!
Announcer guy: **talking really fast** Spooky is not the cause for any deaths or injuries. She means not to insult you if your name is Holly, and she apologizes if it is.
Spooky: You know on the F.B.I of Doom?
Holly: Yeah...**ET**
Spooky: Well, if you read it, it says "F.B.I warning of doom-" and stuff like that. And then it says "or we will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are! We will force you to wear moose skin and sing folk tunes while riding a greased pig. I am riding the pig right now. The pig is smelly!" Well, I think it says that or something like that. Oh well. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I'm only gonna update on the weekends, okay? 'Cause I can only get hyper on Saturday and Friday. SORRY!
Holly: Damn you, Spooky:
Spooky: **stops screaming** This is my CO-host, Holly. Say hi, Holly!
Holly: They say hi to me and die **eye twitches (ET)**
Spooky: Whatever! Oh, I got rid of my list problem.
Holly: Yay. We care sooooooooooo much.
Spooky: YOU SHOULD! Anyway, yes, Evil Ducky, you got the Spanish thing right. **Hears tank starting up in the distance**
Holly: Wow.
Spooky: Sorry, I M N Invader (Invader Z! I spelt your name wrong. So........SORRY!
Holly: **ET** WILL YOU SHUT UP AND KILL SOMEBODY ALREADY?!?!?
Spooky: Okay! Please welcome Professor Membrane (PM)!
(PM flies in, his face on his floating screen thing.)
Spooky: What?!?! You're supposed to be live! LIVE I TELL YOU!
Holly: **ET**
PML **walks through door** But I am live!
Spooky: **satisfied** Good. Now boo Pika-
(Pikachu falls from ceiling and lands on Holly)
Holly: **ET** **Eyes fill with hatred** Well, fuck you, you electric mouse! **Takes out cigarette lighter and tries to set Pikachu on fire**
Spooky: No Holly! Don't do that! That's PM's job! Um, PM, are you still here?
PM: **making toast** I am making (dramatic pause) TOAST!
Holly: **eyes widen. She likes toast** MINE! **Tackles PM, steals toast, and runs out of the building**
Spooky: **blinks** Well, that was strange. **PM is sobbing now. He lost his beloved toast. ** **Pokes PM** Can you stop sobbing now?
PM: **regains control of himself** Yes, yes I can. I need..... WEAPONS!
Spooky: You're right!
(A showcase pops up. In it is: a fire truck, a Rugrats doll, and Zim's voot cruiser)
Zim: **appears out of nowhere** Why is my voot cruiser, I mean pig, doing here? TELL ZIM!
Spooky: **tear slides down cheek, and then she turns all mad** WELL FINE, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DAMN PIG! **Throws pig at Zim**
Zim: **goes away with voot cruiser, I mean pig**
PM: I want the Rugrats doll!
Spooky: **happy now** You, demented Pikachu, where you be?
(Pikachu pops out of trash can)
Spooky: Ewwwwwwwwww...THAT'S JUST NASTY! Battle time! ^_^
(Pikachu and PM step into the arena. I need to tell you about the arena, yes? It's a circle. Yes, a circle with food stands around it. Do not ask me how they got there, they just are! Back to the battle. Pikachu tries to shock PM, but he keeps on shocking the opposite way, instead, shocking some guy. PM throws the doll at Pikachu. Everything goes slow motion. The doll is halfway there, and Holly pops up out of nowhere. She grins evilly, takes out her cigarette lighter, and sets the doll on fire. It catches on fire and is engulfed by flames. She disappears. The audience and Spooky's gazes slowly follow the doll. It smacks into the doll, remember slow-mo. Pikachu flips over yelling "Piiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaa" and lands on his back. Then he gets engulfed in flames. Everything returns to a normal rate.)
Holly: **appears and walks over to Pikachu** TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING RODENT! **Kicks Pikachu's body**
Spooky: How'd you get here?
Holly: DO NOT QUESTION MY POWERS! **ET**
Spooky: **backs away** You scare me so much. So, much. Erm, review! PLEASE! FOR MY TWISTED MIND!
Announcer guy: **talking really fast** Spooky is not the cause for any deaths or injuries. She means not to insult you if your name is Holly, and she apologizes if it is.
Spooky: You know on the F.B.I of Doom?
Holly: Yeah...**ET**
Spooky: Well, if you read it, it says "F.B.I warning of doom-" and stuff like that. And then it says "or we will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are! We will force you to wear moose skin and sing folk tunes while riding a greased pig. I am riding the pig right now. The pig is smelly!" Well, I think it says that or something like that. Oh well. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I'm only gonna update on the weekends, okay? 'Cause I can only get hyper on Saturday and Friday. SORRY!