Holly: **bored** Hello, and welcome to this creepy show called "The Happy
Deaths of Stupid People". Honest to God, why are you reading this? It's by
a twisted author whose mind is....TWISTED!
Spooky: **lands on stage**
Holly: Where'd you come from?
Spooky: **GIR like** I don't know
Holly: **O.o** You're creepy. Anyway, Please welcome your favorite robot, and if he isn't, THEN MAKE HIM BE! GIR, will you please step out?
(GIR jumps through the window)
Holly: Why is everybody jumping?
Spooky: WHO CARES? Now here comes Travis Tritt. I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE THE REASON FOR MY BROTHER'S OBSESSION WITH COUNTRY! YOU! **Points at him**
(Travis Tritt appears)
Holly: **restraining Spooky** **smiles weakly** GIR, would you care for a weapon?
GIR: Oranges hate me! **Cries**
Holly: **-_-** **pats GIR on the head** Of course they do, GIR.
(THE showcase pops up)
Holly: But I didn't say anything!
Spooky: **still restrained** Screw you Travis Tritt, and all your other country music singers. SCREW ALL OF YOU!
Holly: **pushes Spooky onto the ground and steps on her head, to keep her from getting up**
Spooky: **mutters something that sounds like "Fuck you Travis Tritt" but her head is pressed to the ground**
Holly: **sighs** Now THE showcase can pop up.
(The weapons inside THE showcase pop up. In it are a pig, Need4Speed2, and an N64. Don't ask me how that got in there)
GIR: The Pig needs me!
Holly: Does that mean you want the pig?
GIR: Maybeeeeeeeee..
Holly: I guess that means you want the pig.
(The pig flies from the showcase and floats next to GIR)
Spooky: Why is it floating?
Holly: I thought I restrained you?
Spooky: Weeeeeeeeelllllll..
Holly: Why is my life so miserable? WHY?!?!?! You can begin to battle now.
(GIR rides the pig into the ring. TT (Travis Tritt) walks into the ring singing "Modern Bonnie and Clyde". GIR giggles at the pig, and hugs it. The pig doesn't like hugs, so it goes berserk. GIR has tears in his eyes, and he watches the piggy wreak havoc upon the 'poor' country singer. The Pig attacks his guitar, and pulls all the strings out. TT stops singing that song he was singing, and then sings "It's a Great Day to Be Alive")
Spooky: YOU BET IT IS!
Holly: Spooky...
(The pig explodes, but it still hasn't destroyed TT. GIR walks over TT and smacks him screaming "YOU KILLED THE PIG! YOU KILLEDED HIM!" TT blows up.)
Holly: How did he blow up?
Spooky: WHO GIVES A DAMN? He's dead! So DEAD! **Runs around screaming**
Holly: **sighs** God save us all..
Spooky: **lands on stage**
Holly: Where'd you come from?
Spooky: **GIR like** I don't know
Holly: **O.o** You're creepy. Anyway, Please welcome your favorite robot, and if he isn't, THEN MAKE HIM BE! GIR, will you please step out?
(GIR jumps through the window)
Holly: Why is everybody jumping?
Spooky: WHO CARES? Now here comes Travis Tritt. I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE THE REASON FOR MY BROTHER'S OBSESSION WITH COUNTRY! YOU! **Points at him**
(Travis Tritt appears)
Holly: **restraining Spooky** **smiles weakly** GIR, would you care for a weapon?
GIR: Oranges hate me! **Cries**
Holly: **-_-** **pats GIR on the head** Of course they do, GIR.
(THE showcase pops up)
Holly: But I didn't say anything!
Spooky: **still restrained** Screw you Travis Tritt, and all your other country music singers. SCREW ALL OF YOU!
Holly: **pushes Spooky onto the ground and steps on her head, to keep her from getting up**
Spooky: **mutters something that sounds like "Fuck you Travis Tritt" but her head is pressed to the ground**
Holly: **sighs** Now THE showcase can pop up.
(The weapons inside THE showcase pop up. In it are a pig, Need4Speed2, and an N64. Don't ask me how that got in there)
GIR: The Pig needs me!
Holly: Does that mean you want the pig?
GIR: Maybeeeeeeeee..
Holly: I guess that means you want the pig.
(The pig flies from the showcase and floats next to GIR)
Spooky: Why is it floating?
Holly: I thought I restrained you?
Spooky: Weeeeeeeeelllllll..
Holly: Why is my life so miserable? WHY?!?!?! You can begin to battle now.
(GIR rides the pig into the ring. TT (Travis Tritt) walks into the ring singing "Modern Bonnie and Clyde". GIR giggles at the pig, and hugs it. The pig doesn't like hugs, so it goes berserk. GIR has tears in his eyes, and he watches the piggy wreak havoc upon the 'poor' country singer. The Pig attacks his guitar, and pulls all the strings out. TT stops singing that song he was singing, and then sings "It's a Great Day to Be Alive")
Spooky: YOU BET IT IS!
Holly: Spooky...
(The pig explodes, but it still hasn't destroyed TT. GIR walks over TT and smacks him screaming "YOU KILLED THE PIG! YOU KILLEDED HIM!" TT blows up.)
Holly: How did he blow up?
Spooky: WHO GIVES A DAMN? He's dead! So DEAD! **Runs around screaming**
Holly: **sighs** God save us all..