Holly: Hello. Welcome-
(Dib walks through the wall)
Dib: I'm here!
Holly: Wha.? You're not supposed to be here yet! Spooky hasn't come here yet!
Dib: Oh, I got rid of her.
Cut to Dib's Memory.
(Spooky: HEY DIB!
Dib: Hi Spooky! Let me tell you something.
Spooky: Uh huh!
Dib: **leans over and whispers something in Spooky's ear. Her eyes grow wide. **
Spooky: OH GOD NO! Zzziiimm? As A LEEGGO? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! **screams and runs into wall**)
Holly: Was that your revenge?
Dib: Maybe.**grins**
Holly: **-_-** Anyway, Dib, guess who you're gonna kill?
Dib: You think I know that?
Holly: Well, you are the smartest person on IZ, I guess.
Dib: WHAT'D YOU MEAN, 'I GUESS."?
Holly: You know perfectly well what I mean. Are you gonna guess, or not?
Dib: Well, if I guess, what happens if I get the first one wrong?
Holly: You go up there. **points to ceiling where some chains are hanging down from**
Dib: **eyes grow wide** Fine, I won't guess.
Holly: Honestly...Anyway, here are the remaining Rugrats, meaning Phil, Lil, and Chuckie.
(The three fall through the ceiling and land on holly)
Holly: FUCK YOU THREE! Grrrrrrrrr..**takes out lighter really quickly**
Dib: I thought I was supposed to kill them?
Holly: YOU'LL WAIT YOUR TURN! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET PISSED OFF!
Dib: Well now I know.
Holly: You suuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee do!
Dib: **Ahem** My weapon?
Holly: **head snaps back to Dib** Uh yeah, sure whatever.
(THE showcase pops up. In it are: GameBoy, lava lamp, and ummmmmmmmm a cell phone)
Dib: those are crappy weapons.
Holly: They're all crappy. Get used to it. NOW CHOOSE!
Dib: I guess the lava lamp.
Holly: Against whom?
Dib: What do you mean by that?
Holly: MY GOD, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? AGAINST WHICH RUGRAT!
Dib: Oh....Lil.
Holly: **mutters "finally" and Dib walks into the arena**
(Oh, another battle! Yay. Dib looked down at his lava lamp and frowned, trying to figure out how to use it. He got an idea and took out the bottle part. You know the part with the lava in it? Yeah, that part. He held it up and walked over to Lil. Lil stood there and drooled while he walked over there. He hit her on the head with it, causing a concussion and killing her somehow.)
Dib: Well that was short.
Holly: **lighting fire under Chuckie** Really?
Dib: Yeah- Hey! I'm supposed to kill him!
Holly: **Chuckie bursts into flames and she grins evilly l** Not anymore.
Dib: Do I get new weapons?
Holly: **happy that she finally got to kill somebody** Mmm hmm.
(THE-God, don't you get it now? In it was: a laptop, CD player, and one of those portable fans.)
Dib: I guess the fan.
Holly: For once you didn't argue with Me..
Dib: What do you mean by-
(THE BATTLE BEGINS! Robot arms come out and drag Dib over to the arena, where he sees Phil. He squirts Phil with water and Phil grins happily. Dib takes apart the fan and throws it on the baby, and the water conducts electricity you know, so Phil was electrocuted.)
Dib: That was short. Holly: Yes, it was. Bye now! **pushes Dib out the door**
(The ceiling falls on top of Holly)
Holly: **comes out rubble** FUCK YOU CEILNG! I WILL PLAN SWEET REVENGE! I WILL! YOU'LL SEE! **some plaster falls on her and she faints**
Spooky: **walks in with slurpie and drinks it** So, what did I miss? Hey holly!
(Dib walks through the wall)
Dib: I'm here!
Holly: Wha.? You're not supposed to be here yet! Spooky hasn't come here yet!
Dib: Oh, I got rid of her.
Cut to Dib's Memory.
(Spooky: HEY DIB!
Dib: Hi Spooky! Let me tell you something.
Spooky: Uh huh!
Dib: **leans over and whispers something in Spooky's ear. Her eyes grow wide. **
Spooky: OH GOD NO! Zzziiimm? As A LEEGGO? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! **screams and runs into wall**)
Holly: Was that your revenge?
Dib: Maybe.**grins**
Holly: **-_-** Anyway, Dib, guess who you're gonna kill?
Dib: You think I know that?
Holly: Well, you are the smartest person on IZ, I guess.
Dib: WHAT'D YOU MEAN, 'I GUESS."?
Holly: You know perfectly well what I mean. Are you gonna guess, or not?
Dib: Well, if I guess, what happens if I get the first one wrong?
Holly: You go up there. **points to ceiling where some chains are hanging down from**
Dib: **eyes grow wide** Fine, I won't guess.
Holly: Honestly...Anyway, here are the remaining Rugrats, meaning Phil, Lil, and Chuckie.
(The three fall through the ceiling and land on holly)
Holly: FUCK YOU THREE! Grrrrrrrrr..**takes out lighter really quickly**
Dib: I thought I was supposed to kill them?
Holly: YOU'LL WAIT YOUR TURN! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET PISSED OFF!
Dib: Well now I know.
Holly: You suuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee do!
Dib: **Ahem** My weapon?
Holly: **head snaps back to Dib** Uh yeah, sure whatever.
(THE showcase pops up. In it are: GameBoy, lava lamp, and ummmmmmmmm a cell phone)
Dib: those are crappy weapons.
Holly: They're all crappy. Get used to it. NOW CHOOSE!
Dib: I guess the lava lamp.
Holly: Against whom?
Dib: What do you mean by that?
Holly: MY GOD, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? AGAINST WHICH RUGRAT!
Dib: Oh....Lil.
Holly: **mutters "finally" and Dib walks into the arena**
(Oh, another battle! Yay. Dib looked down at his lava lamp and frowned, trying to figure out how to use it. He got an idea and took out the bottle part. You know the part with the lava in it? Yeah, that part. He held it up and walked over to Lil. Lil stood there and drooled while he walked over there. He hit her on the head with it, causing a concussion and killing her somehow.)
Dib: Well that was short.
Holly: **lighting fire under Chuckie** Really?
Dib: Yeah- Hey! I'm supposed to kill him!
Holly: **Chuckie bursts into flames and she grins evilly l** Not anymore.
Dib: Do I get new weapons?
Holly: **happy that she finally got to kill somebody** Mmm hmm.
(THE-God, don't you get it now? In it was: a laptop, CD player, and one of those portable fans.)
Dib: I guess the fan.
Holly: For once you didn't argue with Me..
Dib: What do you mean by-
(THE BATTLE BEGINS! Robot arms come out and drag Dib over to the arena, where he sees Phil. He squirts Phil with water and Phil grins happily. Dib takes apart the fan and throws it on the baby, and the water conducts electricity you know, so Phil was electrocuted.)
Dib: That was short. Holly: Yes, it was. Bye now! **pushes Dib out the door**
(The ceiling falls on top of Holly)
Holly: **comes out rubble** FUCK YOU CEILNG! I WILL PLAN SWEET REVENGE! I WILL! YOU'LL SEE! **some plaster falls on her and she faints**
Spooky: **walks in with slurpie and drinks it** So, what did I miss? Hey holly!