I M N Invader (Invader Z, you need to tell me who to kill and stuff. Like
your weapon, all that crap. Because I will put you in here! I keep all my
promises, well, actually don't, but... You won the platypus thing and
you're gonna kill somebody!
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Spooky: I'm so bored..
Holly: I hate you.
Spooky: that's great.
Holly: **ET**
Spooky: anyway...please welcome..Minimoose!
(Minimoose comes flying in, squeaking)
Minimoose: squeak!
Spooky: Aw, it squeaked! ^_^
Holly: you're weird. Anyway, here is the least favorite human on nick, Tiana.
(Tiana comes in dancing and singing. Holly covers her ears)
Holly: My God, she's horrible.
Spooky: SHOWCASE!
(THE showcase pops up. In it is: the Tiana CD, an electric stapler-
Spooky: **eyes grow wide** an ELECTRIC STAPLER? Those things rock! I mean, you just put the paper under it, and it automatically staples the paper! It's so cool! (a/n: my friend jasmine is obsessed with the electric stapler. Every time we walk into Mr. Wilhelm's room she yells "the electric stapler! Heather, staple your paper with it!" And we just stare at her.)
Holly: you need to visit the mental hospital.
Spooky: I've already been there a couple of times.
Holly: why doesn't that surprise me?
Spooky: does anything surprise you?
Holly: no, not really. Hey, this conversation is going anywhere.
Spooky: so?
Holly: well, wasn't Minimoose going to kill Tiana?
Spooky: oh yeah...but Minimoose needs a weapon.
Holly: you only gave two options.
Spooky: and the third weapon is-
(All of a sudden this lady comes in screaming)
Holly: who are you?
CrazyLady: can't you see that if we let boy scouts in the church, they'll leave trash around?
Spooky: what?
CrazyLady: see? You dropped a pine needle on the floor! You must pay!
Holly: what pine needle?
CrazyLady: The boy scouts stole the printer paper! And that is why we don't want anyone younger than me in the church! (a/n: this is some lady at my church. Her name is Mrs. Hoover, and she hates everybody that's younger than her. She is 58. So I don't think anybody here is 59. I hope not anyway.)
Spooky: Shut up! **paralyzes Mrs. Hoover**
Holly: oh, how did you do that? (then all these little cub scouts come in screaming and yelling. They pick up Mrs. Hoover and the mob runs out of the building. Mrs. Hoover tries to scream, but she can't, because she is paralyzed. ^-^)
Spooky: **blinks** well that doesn't happen a lot.
Holly: nothing happens. Now, what is the third weapon?
Spooky: it's a GBA!
Holly: do I dare question you?
Spooky: Nope!
Minimoose: Squeak!
Spooky: 'kay! Here's the stapler!
Holly: Hold on, how did you know what he said? (a/n: I have no clue what gender Minimoose is. All I know it that he squeaks. So he is gonna be a boy. Why? I don't know)
Spooky: Squeak?
Holly:...
(lights focus on Minimoose and Tiana. Tiana is still singing, and Minimoose is squeaking, trying to cover the horrible sound. Sadly, it doesn't work. Holly's eye is twitching, and she looks bothered. Minimoose is carrying the stapler on his head. Don't ask how, he just was. Anyway, Tiana is now dancing, and she dances near Minimoose. She throws out her hands, and one of them lands under the stapler. She screams, but forgets about it and continues singing. Minimoose flies near her head, and the stapler attacks. She FINALLY dies. )
Spooky: I told you electric staplers rule!
Holly: **pushes Spooky onto the ground** Shut up.
Spooky: **gets up and dusts herself off** Nah, I'm just gonna bother you.
Holly: **looks at Spooky likes she's strange and walks out of building**
Spooky: **shrugs shoulders** I MADE COOKIES! TAKE A COOKIE! **holds out cookie jar** THEY'RE YOUR CHOICE OF FLAVOR! AND THEY'RE ONLY POISINED IF YOU'RE A FLAMER!
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Note to Saje: Yeah, I kill MC. Just describe him a little..
A/N: PLEASE STOP SENDING IN DEATH WISHES! PLEASE! Or I'll go crazy. I have enough already! I know it's not fair but..I can't do like 100 of them.
*
Spooky: I'm so bored..
Holly: I hate you.
Spooky: that's great.
Holly: **ET**
Spooky: anyway...please welcome..Minimoose!
(Minimoose comes flying in, squeaking)
Minimoose: squeak!
Spooky: Aw, it squeaked! ^_^
Holly: you're weird. Anyway, here is the least favorite human on nick, Tiana.
(Tiana comes in dancing and singing. Holly covers her ears)
Holly: My God, she's horrible.
Spooky: SHOWCASE!
(THE showcase pops up. In it is: the Tiana CD, an electric stapler-
Spooky: **eyes grow wide** an ELECTRIC STAPLER? Those things rock! I mean, you just put the paper under it, and it automatically staples the paper! It's so cool! (a/n: my friend jasmine is obsessed with the electric stapler. Every time we walk into Mr. Wilhelm's room she yells "the electric stapler! Heather, staple your paper with it!" And we just stare at her.)
Holly: you need to visit the mental hospital.
Spooky: I've already been there a couple of times.
Holly: why doesn't that surprise me?
Spooky: does anything surprise you?
Holly: no, not really. Hey, this conversation is going anywhere.
Spooky: so?
Holly: well, wasn't Minimoose going to kill Tiana?
Spooky: oh yeah...but Minimoose needs a weapon.
Holly: you only gave two options.
Spooky: and the third weapon is-
(All of a sudden this lady comes in screaming)
Holly: who are you?
CrazyLady: can't you see that if we let boy scouts in the church, they'll leave trash around?
Spooky: what?
CrazyLady: see? You dropped a pine needle on the floor! You must pay!
Holly: what pine needle?
CrazyLady: The boy scouts stole the printer paper! And that is why we don't want anyone younger than me in the church! (a/n: this is some lady at my church. Her name is Mrs. Hoover, and she hates everybody that's younger than her. She is 58. So I don't think anybody here is 59. I hope not anyway.)
Spooky: Shut up! **paralyzes Mrs. Hoover**
Holly: oh, how did you do that? (then all these little cub scouts come in screaming and yelling. They pick up Mrs. Hoover and the mob runs out of the building. Mrs. Hoover tries to scream, but she can't, because she is paralyzed. ^-^)
Spooky: **blinks** well that doesn't happen a lot.
Holly: nothing happens. Now, what is the third weapon?
Spooky: it's a GBA!
Holly: do I dare question you?
Spooky: Nope!
Minimoose: Squeak!
Spooky: 'kay! Here's the stapler!
Holly: Hold on, how did you know what he said? (a/n: I have no clue what gender Minimoose is. All I know it that he squeaks. So he is gonna be a boy. Why? I don't know)
Spooky: Squeak?
Holly:...
(lights focus on Minimoose and Tiana. Tiana is still singing, and Minimoose is squeaking, trying to cover the horrible sound. Sadly, it doesn't work. Holly's eye is twitching, and she looks bothered. Minimoose is carrying the stapler on his head. Don't ask how, he just was. Anyway, Tiana is now dancing, and she dances near Minimoose. She throws out her hands, and one of them lands under the stapler. She screams, but forgets about it and continues singing. Minimoose flies near her head, and the stapler attacks. She FINALLY dies. )
Spooky: I told you electric staplers rule!
Holly: **pushes Spooky onto the ground** Shut up.
Spooky: **gets up and dusts herself off** Nah, I'm just gonna bother you.
Holly: **looks at Spooky likes she's strange and walks out of building**
Spooky: **shrugs shoulders** I MADE COOKIES! TAKE A COOKIE! **holds out cookie jar** THEY'RE YOUR CHOICE OF FLAVOR! AND THEY'RE ONLY POISINED IF YOU'RE A FLAMER!
*
Note to Saje: Yeah, I kill MC. Just describe him a little..
A/N: PLEASE STOP SENDING IN DEATH WISHES! PLEASE! Or I'll go crazy. I have enough already! I know it's not fair but..I can't do like 100 of them.