A/N: Jhonen is the voice of Minimoose? Well there's another thing I learned
today. I need to watch the credits or something. Credits are boring.I show
my ignorance too much.. **Mutters**
*
Spooky: **doing something. I don't know what. You choose**
Holly: 'lo.
Spooky: Huh?
Holly: Say hello idiot.
Spooky: Oh. HI!
Holly: Welcome to this show.
Spooky: And Welcome.. ZIM!
(Zim appears out of nowhere)
Zim: Why is ZIM here? And.. you! **Points to Spooky**
Spooky: What, me?
Holly: Remember the voot cruiser? Huh? You've made a lot of enemies.
Spooky: THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT! SO SHUT UP!
Holly: you know it's not a lie. **Grins evilly**
Spooky: I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU IF-
Zim: Did you not hear the mighty ZIM? Why I am I here?
Holly: To kill MC. The Mexican jerk.
Spooky: Of course.**grins**
(This short Mexican guy falls from the ceiling and lands-
Holly: GODDAMNIT! Why does everybody land on me? HUH? TELL ME!
MC: Shut up!
Holly: Excuse me, what did you say?
MC: SHUT UP, YOU BITCH!
(The audience "ooooooohhhhhs" and so does Spooky)
Spooky: **sniggers**
Holly: **turns on Spooky** Shut up.
Zim: NOBODY HAS ANSWERED THE MIGHTY ZIM! Spooky: You're not mighty Zim.
Zim: Ah, yes, BUT I AM ZIM!
Spooky: Your point?
Zim: Zim does not know the answer..
(Holly and MC are now fighting)
Spooky: I thought Zim was supposed to kill him..
(Security guards come and break the two up. Holly has a black eye. MC's lip is bleeding, and he has two black eyes)
Holly: Fine. Zim, you can kill him.
Spooky: -_-
(THE showcase pops up. In it are: a basketball, toothbrush, and...a box of LEGOS)
Zim: Why can't I just use something normal?
Spooky: **eyes grow wide** Norrrmaal? **screams**
Holly: This is supposed to be humor. Killing people with serious things isn't that funny. Well, at least compared to death by toothbrush. SO I suggest that you take that. **points to toothbrush**
Zim: Does it have lasers?
Holly: Sure. Whatever your pitiful heart desires.
Zim: Heart?
Spooky: Don't ask, Zim. Don't ask at all.
(Zim struts into the arena. Wait, would you call it strutting? Zim walked over here, walking in that way he does and MC walked over there to, bragging about how good he could throw the ball and stuff like that.anyway.Zim pulled out the toothbrush and stared at it. All of a sudden a picture of Robot-Mom and the toothbrush came into mind. "Yes.yes.I AM A GENIUS!" he yelled, and MC stared at him like, 'What the hell?' . Zim walked over to MC, grinning, and shoves the toothbrush into his mouth. He begins brushing furiously, and the brush digs into the gums, which digs into his bones and-Hold on, are there bones in your mouth? I don't think at 12:31, if you haven't noticed. So the toothbrush was scrubbed harder and harder until it "accidentally" got stuck in his throat. Poor Zim didn't know what choking was, so he stood there, while MC choked and died.)
Holly: **grins and pulls out gun. She shoots the gun repeatedly at MC's head**
Spooky: He is dead, ya know.
Holly: Yeah, but it is still fun to kill people twice.
Spooky: you can't do that.
Holly: OH YEAH, WELL THEN PROVE IT!
Spooky: No. It's just logical.
Holly: I will get revenge!
Spooky: You're still trying to get revenge on the ceiling.
Holly: Your point?
Spooky: Well.. I was just saying..
Holly: SHUT UP!
*
Spooky: **doing something. I don't know what. You choose**
Holly: 'lo.
Spooky: Huh?
Holly: Say hello idiot.
Spooky: Oh. HI!
Holly: Welcome to this show.
Spooky: And Welcome.. ZIM!
(Zim appears out of nowhere)
Zim: Why is ZIM here? And.. you! **Points to Spooky**
Spooky: What, me?
Holly: Remember the voot cruiser? Huh? You've made a lot of enemies.
Spooky: THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT! SO SHUT UP!
Holly: you know it's not a lie. **Grins evilly**
Spooky: I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU IF-
Zim: Did you not hear the mighty ZIM? Why I am I here?
Holly: To kill MC. The Mexican jerk.
Spooky: Of course.**grins**
(This short Mexican guy falls from the ceiling and lands-
Holly: GODDAMNIT! Why does everybody land on me? HUH? TELL ME!
MC: Shut up!
Holly: Excuse me, what did you say?
MC: SHUT UP, YOU BITCH!
(The audience "ooooooohhhhhs" and so does Spooky)
Spooky: **sniggers**
Holly: **turns on Spooky** Shut up.
Zim: NOBODY HAS ANSWERED THE MIGHTY ZIM! Spooky: You're not mighty Zim.
Zim: Ah, yes, BUT I AM ZIM!
Spooky: Your point?
Zim: Zim does not know the answer..
(Holly and MC are now fighting)
Spooky: I thought Zim was supposed to kill him..
(Security guards come and break the two up. Holly has a black eye. MC's lip is bleeding, and he has two black eyes)
Holly: Fine. Zim, you can kill him.
Spooky: -_-
(THE showcase pops up. In it are: a basketball, toothbrush, and...a box of LEGOS)
Zim: Why can't I just use something normal?
Spooky: **eyes grow wide** Norrrmaal? **screams**
Holly: This is supposed to be humor. Killing people with serious things isn't that funny. Well, at least compared to death by toothbrush. SO I suggest that you take that. **points to toothbrush**
Zim: Does it have lasers?
Holly: Sure. Whatever your pitiful heart desires.
Zim: Heart?
Spooky: Don't ask, Zim. Don't ask at all.
(Zim struts into the arena. Wait, would you call it strutting? Zim walked over here, walking in that way he does and MC walked over there to, bragging about how good he could throw the ball and stuff like that.anyway.Zim pulled out the toothbrush and stared at it. All of a sudden a picture of Robot-Mom and the toothbrush came into mind. "Yes.yes.I AM A GENIUS!" he yelled, and MC stared at him like, 'What the hell?' . Zim walked over to MC, grinning, and shoves the toothbrush into his mouth. He begins brushing furiously, and the brush digs into the gums, which digs into his bones and-Hold on, are there bones in your mouth? I don't think at 12:31, if you haven't noticed. So the toothbrush was scrubbed harder and harder until it "accidentally" got stuck in his throat. Poor Zim didn't know what choking was, so he stood there, while MC choked and died.)
Holly: **grins and pulls out gun. She shoots the gun repeatedly at MC's head**
Spooky: He is dead, ya know.
Holly: Yeah, but it is still fun to kill people twice.
Spooky: you can't do that.
Holly: OH YEAH, WELL THEN PROVE IT!
Spooky: No. It's just logical.
Holly: I will get revenge!
Spooky: You're still trying to get revenge on the ceiling.
Holly: Your point?
Spooky: Well.. I was just saying..
Holly: SHUT UP!