I had exams today. x.x I know I got a bad grade in math... English was just
annoying and I have to destroy Mark Twain now.
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Spooky: Closed dots mean it is a solution!
Holly: What?
Spooky: You dare mock me calculator, huh?
Holly: What are you saying?
Spooky: -1+1= 0!
Holly: I'm not gonna ask....
Spooky: OPEN DOTS ARE NOT A SOLUTION!
Holly: Please welcome...Professor Membrane! Again.
Spooky: AHHHHHHHHH! REVENGE OF THE SCATTER PLOTS!
(Professor Membrane appears next to Holly)
Holly: And boo Eliza Thornberry!
(Eliza comes riding in on an elephant. The elephant smashes through the wall and throws Eliza off)
Holly: Well, thanks a lot for RUINING THE WALL!
Spooky: A triangle has coordinates A (-2, -2), B (4, -2) and C (1,1). Its image after a dilation with center (0,0) and scale factor is 3/2 is figure A'B'C'. Give the coordinates of A'B'C', and the ratio of the areas of the figures A'B'C' and ABC!!! FIND THE COORDINATES DAMN IT!
Holly: ...Professor, please choose your weapon!
(THE showcase pops up. In it is: coffee mug, water bottle, and a stack of printer paper.)
PM: Hmmm. Yes, no. What type of weapons ARE those?
Holly: You think I choose them? **Points to Spooky** Math lady picks 'em.
Spooky: IN A CERTAIN LITTER OF PUPPIES TWO PUPPIES COULD SEE OUT OF THE RIGHT EYE, THREE COULD SEE OUT OF THE LEFT EYE, EXACTLY FIVE COULD NOT SEE OUT OF THE RIGHT EYE, AND EXACTLY FOUR COULD NOT SEE OUT OF THE LEFT EYE. WHAT IS THE LEAST NUMBER OF PUPPIES IN THE LITTER?? Poor puppies.
Holly: Just choose..
PM: I'll have the coffee mug. Yes, the coffee mug.
Holly: The coffee mug?
PM: Yes, the coffee mug.
Holly: -_- Begin the battle!
(PM walks over to Eliza and hits her repeatedly with the coffee mug. Eliza screams in some animal language, but PM ignores her. He finally beats Eliza until she faints, and then sticks the coffee mug down her throat. Eliza gags and chokes, then dies)
Holly: Finally. Thank you PM. got anything to say Spooky?
Spooky: A LINE HAS A NONZERO SLOPE EQUAL TO TWICE THE X-INTERCEPT AND HALF THE Y-INTERCEPT. WHAT IS ITS EQUATION IS SLOPE-INTERCEPT FORM???? TEEEEEELLLLLLLLL ME!
Holly: I guess not. -_- Bye PM!
PM: **robot arms come out of the walls and throw PM out of the building**
Holly: **elephant runs by her** Is that elephant still here? **throws fire at elephant and it catches on fire, then dies. **
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Okay... I'm gonna end this fic with the death of Herb Scannell. Is that how you spell his name? Oh well, who cares.
Anyway, I want some people to help, so please send in this form
Name:
Weapon:
Gender:
Why you would like to kill Herb Scanell:
Clothing:
Yeah. I'd appreciate it if you'd log in, but you don't have too. I wonder how many people will reply to that. -_-
Evil Ducky, you'd really help me? THANK YOU! IM ME OR SOMETHING! Yeah...
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Spooky: Closed dots mean it is a solution!
Holly: What?
Spooky: You dare mock me calculator, huh?
Holly: What are you saying?
Spooky: -1+1= 0!
Holly: I'm not gonna ask....
Spooky: OPEN DOTS ARE NOT A SOLUTION!
Holly: Please welcome...Professor Membrane! Again.
Spooky: AHHHHHHHHH! REVENGE OF THE SCATTER PLOTS!
(Professor Membrane appears next to Holly)
Holly: And boo Eliza Thornberry!
(Eliza comes riding in on an elephant. The elephant smashes through the wall and throws Eliza off)
Holly: Well, thanks a lot for RUINING THE WALL!
Spooky: A triangle has coordinates A (-2, -2), B (4, -2) and C (1,1). Its image after a dilation with center (0,0) and scale factor is 3/2 is figure A'B'C'. Give the coordinates of A'B'C', and the ratio of the areas of the figures A'B'C' and ABC!!! FIND THE COORDINATES DAMN IT!
Holly: ...Professor, please choose your weapon!
(THE showcase pops up. In it is: coffee mug, water bottle, and a stack of printer paper.)
PM: Hmmm. Yes, no. What type of weapons ARE those?
Holly: You think I choose them? **Points to Spooky** Math lady picks 'em.
Spooky: IN A CERTAIN LITTER OF PUPPIES TWO PUPPIES COULD SEE OUT OF THE RIGHT EYE, THREE COULD SEE OUT OF THE LEFT EYE, EXACTLY FIVE COULD NOT SEE OUT OF THE RIGHT EYE, AND EXACTLY FOUR COULD NOT SEE OUT OF THE LEFT EYE. WHAT IS THE LEAST NUMBER OF PUPPIES IN THE LITTER?? Poor puppies.
Holly: Just choose..
PM: I'll have the coffee mug. Yes, the coffee mug.
Holly: The coffee mug?
PM: Yes, the coffee mug.
Holly: -_- Begin the battle!
(PM walks over to Eliza and hits her repeatedly with the coffee mug. Eliza screams in some animal language, but PM ignores her. He finally beats Eliza until she faints, and then sticks the coffee mug down her throat. Eliza gags and chokes, then dies)
Holly: Finally. Thank you PM. got anything to say Spooky?
Spooky: A LINE HAS A NONZERO SLOPE EQUAL TO TWICE THE X-INTERCEPT AND HALF THE Y-INTERCEPT. WHAT IS ITS EQUATION IS SLOPE-INTERCEPT FORM???? TEEEEEELLLLLLLLL ME!
Holly: I guess not. -_- Bye PM!
PM: **robot arms come out of the walls and throw PM out of the building**
Holly: **elephant runs by her** Is that elephant still here? **throws fire at elephant and it catches on fire, then dies. **
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Okay... I'm gonna end this fic with the death of Herb Scannell. Is that how you spell his name? Oh well, who cares.
Anyway, I want some people to help, so please send in this form
Name:
Weapon:
Gender:
Why you would like to kill Herb Scanell:
Clothing:
Yeah. I'd appreciate it if you'd log in, but you don't have too. I wonder how many people will reply to that. -_-
Evil Ducky, you'd really help me? THANK YOU! IM ME OR SOMETHING! Yeah...