Spooky: You're either American or you're wrong! (A/n: I don't agree with
that. In fact, I'd love to be Canadian. ^-^)
Holly: Oh that's the spirit. This is how we get all these terrorists. Are you a republican?
Spooky: Well, republicans don't give a damn about the people and are always talking about war or the always failing economy, and then democrats just care about the land and the people, but the economy could be getting worse, but they'll just spend more money...Aw, screw the government. The U.S.A is gonna fail one day.
Holly: -_- that's patriotic.
Spooky: Yes. Yes I know.
Holly: How did we get to politics?
Spooky: You think I know?
Holly: No, I was just hoping.
Spooky: I know who is gonna be here! **gets on telephone. Says stuff like 'Uh huh' 'yeah' 'I KNOW!' and hangs up**
Holly: Do people always have to say crap like that on the phone?
Spooky: Please welcome KEEF!
(Keef runs in screaming 'Zim!')
Spooky: You know, for English I had to write a fractured fairy tale, and I chose the three little pigs. I made it into a parody and Gaz, Dib, and Keef were there. Keef built his house out of waffles. **Nods head**
Holly: Riiiiiiiight.
Keef: Where's Zim?
Holly: Zim?
Keef: Yeah! She said he'd be here! **Points to Spooky and she grins**
Spooky: You can see Zim right after the show, 'kay? You just gotta kill Otto Rocket first.
Holly: I thought you killed Rocket Power already.
Spooky: Ah, I didn't kill him, the shark did.
Holly: He drowned in the shark's guts! -_-
Spooky: I KNOW! Cool, huh?
Holly:...
Spooky: Here he is, the worst surfer in Ocean Shooooooooooores!
(Otto Rocket comes skateboarding in through the door)
Otto: DUDE, you got my title wrong!
Spooky: How could I? You ARE the worst surfer, skate boarder, snow boarder, hockey player, skater, swimmer, moviemaker, friend, brother, and kickball player in Ocean Shores. Did I miss a sport?
Otto: I'm the worst in the universe!
Holly: You're proud of this?
Otto: YEAH DUDE!
Holly: Whatever..
Spooky: Keef! Choose your weapon!
(THE showcase pops up. In it is: a box of waffles, bacon, and giant ham)
Keef: WAFFLES!
Spooky: really?
Keef: **nods head** Mmm hmm!
Spooky: 'kay!
(Keef and Otto go to the arena. Actually, Otto surfs over there, which is impossible, but he did it anyway. Keef ripped open the box of waffles and took two out. He ate one-)
Spooky: EW!
(And walked up to Otto screaming 'Hey ya buddy!' and tackling him. He was holding a waffle when he ran and it hit Otto and the crotch. Otto fell to his knees and Keef tried to help him get up, but he only made it worse when he jumped on Otto's back. )
Spooky: Why would he do that?
Holly: I dunno. I don't really care either...
(Otto's spine broke, and it he died.)
Spooky: **rolling around on the ground 'cause she thought the death was so twisted and she is gonna explode with laughter**
Holly: What was so funny about that?
Spooky: **gets up and dusts herself off. She laughs** Um, nothing. **Laughs**
Keef: Can I see Zim now? Huh, HUH?
Spooky: **giggles** Yeah **snickers** Sure.
(MEANWHILE...at Zim's house.)
Zim: And this is my new plan for Earth's doomed...DOOM!
Keef: **appears out of nowhere, runs up to Zim and hugs him**
Zim: EEK! Filthy human! Get off the mighty ZIM! **Kicks Keef off** How did you get here?
Keef: Spooky dropped me off.
Zim: SPOOKY! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!
(Camera shows the roof, but you can hear Zim and Keef talking)
Keef: Hey, what is this piece of paper that says "Earth's doomed DOOM" on it? Is it directions to the circus? Huh?
Zim: Uh, yeah.
Keef: COOL! I GOTTA GO TO THE CIRCUS NOW, SO I'M GONNA USE THIS MAP! SEE YA ZIM!
(You can see Keef running out of Zim's house)
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Back to Holly and Spooky)
Holly: How many enemies do you have now?
Spooky: I think...10.
Holly: HA ha!
Spooky: Aw, go to hell!
Holly: I'm not going to hell, but you are!
Spooky: Why? I haven't done anything wrong!
Holly: I have my ways.
Spooky: **like Mr. Burns** Excellent.
Holly: That's bad.
Spooky: Oh.
*
A/n: Look, I mean no disrespect to Republicans, Democrats, or Canadians. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Republican. So basically I'm insulting them. HA! REVENGE! Don't ask.. But I do think the U.S.A will fail one day.Maybe not in my generation, or the next, but it will. Of course, I think everything is doomed so...My thoughts really don't matter. Don't flame me because of that stuff though. If you disagree, fine! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
.
Holly: Oh that's the spirit. This is how we get all these terrorists. Are you a republican?
Spooky: Well, republicans don't give a damn about the people and are always talking about war or the always failing economy, and then democrats just care about the land and the people, but the economy could be getting worse, but they'll just spend more money...Aw, screw the government. The U.S.A is gonna fail one day.
Holly: -_- that's patriotic.
Spooky: Yes. Yes I know.
Holly: How did we get to politics?
Spooky: You think I know?
Holly: No, I was just hoping.
Spooky: I know who is gonna be here! **gets on telephone. Says stuff like 'Uh huh' 'yeah' 'I KNOW!' and hangs up**
Holly: Do people always have to say crap like that on the phone?
Spooky: Please welcome KEEF!
(Keef runs in screaming 'Zim!')
Spooky: You know, for English I had to write a fractured fairy tale, and I chose the three little pigs. I made it into a parody and Gaz, Dib, and Keef were there. Keef built his house out of waffles. **Nods head**
Holly: Riiiiiiiight.
Keef: Where's Zim?
Holly: Zim?
Keef: Yeah! She said he'd be here! **Points to Spooky and she grins**
Spooky: You can see Zim right after the show, 'kay? You just gotta kill Otto Rocket first.
Holly: I thought you killed Rocket Power already.
Spooky: Ah, I didn't kill him, the shark did.
Holly: He drowned in the shark's guts! -_-
Spooky: I KNOW! Cool, huh?
Holly:...
Spooky: Here he is, the worst surfer in Ocean Shooooooooooores!
(Otto Rocket comes skateboarding in through the door)
Otto: DUDE, you got my title wrong!
Spooky: How could I? You ARE the worst surfer, skate boarder, snow boarder, hockey player, skater, swimmer, moviemaker, friend, brother, and kickball player in Ocean Shores. Did I miss a sport?
Otto: I'm the worst in the universe!
Holly: You're proud of this?
Otto: YEAH DUDE!
Holly: Whatever..
Spooky: Keef! Choose your weapon!
(THE showcase pops up. In it is: a box of waffles, bacon, and giant ham)
Keef: WAFFLES!
Spooky: really?
Keef: **nods head** Mmm hmm!
Spooky: 'kay!
(Keef and Otto go to the arena. Actually, Otto surfs over there, which is impossible, but he did it anyway. Keef ripped open the box of waffles and took two out. He ate one-)
Spooky: EW!
(And walked up to Otto screaming 'Hey ya buddy!' and tackling him. He was holding a waffle when he ran and it hit Otto and the crotch. Otto fell to his knees and Keef tried to help him get up, but he only made it worse when he jumped on Otto's back. )
Spooky: Why would he do that?
Holly: I dunno. I don't really care either...
(Otto's spine broke, and it he died.)
Spooky: **rolling around on the ground 'cause she thought the death was so twisted and she is gonna explode with laughter**
Holly: What was so funny about that?
Spooky: **gets up and dusts herself off. She laughs** Um, nothing. **Laughs**
Keef: Can I see Zim now? Huh, HUH?
Spooky: **giggles** Yeah **snickers** Sure.
(MEANWHILE...at Zim's house.)
Zim: And this is my new plan for Earth's doomed...DOOM!
Keef: **appears out of nowhere, runs up to Zim and hugs him**
Zim: EEK! Filthy human! Get off the mighty ZIM! **Kicks Keef off** How did you get here?
Keef: Spooky dropped me off.
Zim: SPOOKY! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!
(Camera shows the roof, but you can hear Zim and Keef talking)
Keef: Hey, what is this piece of paper that says "Earth's doomed DOOM" on it? Is it directions to the circus? Huh?
Zim: Uh, yeah.
Keef: COOL! I GOTTA GO TO THE CIRCUS NOW, SO I'M GONNA USE THIS MAP! SEE YA ZIM!
(You can see Keef running out of Zim's house)
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Back to Holly and Spooky)
Holly: How many enemies do you have now?
Spooky: I think...10.
Holly: HA ha!
Spooky: Aw, go to hell!
Holly: I'm not going to hell, but you are!
Spooky: Why? I haven't done anything wrong!
Holly: I have my ways.
Spooky: **like Mr. Burns** Excellent.
Holly: That's bad.
Spooky: Oh.
*
A/n: Look, I mean no disrespect to Republicans, Democrats, or Canadians. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Republican. So basically I'm insulting them. HA! REVENGE! Don't ask.. But I do think the U.S.A will fail one day.Maybe not in my generation, or the next, but it will. Of course, I think everything is doomed so...My thoughts really don't matter. Don't flame me because of that stuff though. If you disagree, fine! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
.