Chapter 4-Baby, Baby
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate SG1 or its characters, as I am too young and not talented enough. I do however own this story line. It's mine I tell you. All mine! Mwahahahahahahah!
Author's Notes: Thank you to all of the wonderful people that reviewed this in the short period that it has been up. I would like to personally thank the first four people that reviewed it, as they are currently the only ones! Firstly, JMB, who kindly reviewed the first chapter and was my first reviewer! Secondly, miscbills, who was kind enough to see the funny side of it, ta (thanx). Thirdly to Rogue872002, that was really sweet, this chapter is for you and crossbecca. Mainly cos ya pouted, but also cos you gave me such a kind review. Lastly to crossbecca, for the many, many mores for this chapter. Thanx guys. You are all really gr8! Luv Nirti-Systemlady.
On with the show!
"Good grief!" Jack breathed and promptly passed out. He lay on the floor and as Sam walked away he opened one eye. "Err, Carter, this is the part where you run up to me screaming, 'Jack, Jack, are you all right?'" He said in an incredibly shrill voice.
"Hmm, yeah, well about that. I don't want to corrupt our child's mind by making it think that I am willing to fall for your incredibly bad acting. Sir!"
"Could you at least help me up?" He asked.
"Nah. I'll pass thanks."
"Soooo. A baby? How long? Girl, boy? When's it due?"
"Yeah, a baby. I'm two months pregnant, I don't know and in seven months!"
"How can you be two months pregnant and me not notice? What happened to morning sickness?"
"I really don't know how you can't notice Jack. I've been sick every morning for the past two months and somehow, you didn't guess."
"Well, I knew you were in the bathroom a lot!" Jack defended himself.
"What did you think I was doing in there?"
"Swimming?"
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