OSRIC: I'm hungry

MARGUERITE: You said that ten times in 20 seconds, and I answered you 10 times to est the...stuff I made.

OSRIC: No, offence, but it looks alive. Can we go at Mc Donalds?

MARGUERITE: No way. Malone works there. Remember last time?

OSRIC: Yeah, but I saved Roxton's life. You owe me one.

MARGUERITE: Ok! Lets go before I change my mind.

So they headed to Mc Donalds.

MALONE: Hi Marguerite!! How nice to see you!

MARGUERITE: Peachy.

MALONE (still staying cheerfull with a dumb smile): What can I serve you?

MARGUERITE: 2 cheeese burgers and 2 orange juices.

MALONE: Fries?

MARGUERITE: No thanks.

MALONE: Sure? Its the same price with fries...

MARGUERITE: No thanks, Malone

MALONE: Sure?

MARGUERITE: YES!!!

MALONE ( still smiling stupidly): Ok. Dessert?

MARGUERITE: Osric, you want a cake?

OSRIC (enjoying the scene) : Yes.

MARGUERITE: Ok. One cake.

MALONE: For every cake, you can add another one free.

MARGUERITE: I'll be fine, thanks.

MALONE: But I have to give it to you, its the week's offer!

MARGUERITE: Look, I don't wan't to become fat like Opra, or wear XXL underwear SO WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? WAIT NEXT WEEK FOR A CHEESEBURGER?

MALONE: Well, you don't have to eat it...you can trow it away...

MARGUERITE: I don't throw away food. Throw it away yourslef!!

MALONE ( who seems at the limit of tears): But they ill fire me...They are very severe here, you know?

MARGUERITE: Fine. Give me the damn cake.

MALONE: Sirup?

MARGUERITE: No, thank you.

MALONE: Its the same price with sirup...

MARGUERITE: I know, but i don't want sirup.

MALONE: Cream?

MARGUERITE (getting very pissed off): No.

MALONE: Its the same pri...

MARGUERITE: I KNOW ITS THE SAME BLOODY PRICE!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WANT CREAM IF I DON'T WANT A CAKE?

MALONE: I don't know...

MARGUERITE: Well I do: No cream.

MALONE: For the freaky albinos kid either?

MARGUERITE:For the freaky albinos kid either.

MALONE: Ok. 2 cheeseburgers , 2 orange juices, and on plain cake.

MARGUERITE ( pointing at a little white ball on the plate) : Whats that?

Osric starts laughing his head off.

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