Yippie doo! Chapter two! Okay everyone, I own two empty boxes of Pocky, a folder filled with Hiei pictures, and the second Shonen Jump. But no Yu Yu Hakusho.
Now, I will respond to my reviewers.
Elizabethina- You don't like Hiei? I DO! *huggles Hiei* Hiei: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!? Me:Eep!
Reikachan14-Yeah, I'd go to France, too. Good fries.
Elinore Lowe- Yes, the classic fell-out-of-chair bit. Let's call America's Funniest Home Videos!
Miss Queen of the World- Yay! Thank you!
Black Dragon- YAY! Yes, I very much like your writing. READ HER STORIES! NOW! Hiei's not the suicidal kind. More like the homicidal kind
Caith- Yes, these fics are cute. Though I haven't seen many at fanfiction.net.....
Wanderer- I am an artist! I wrote more, see?
Jaid Skywalker- I did more. R u happy?
Me Gots No Name- He is oblivous. Well, you know what they say, ignorance is bliss!
HeeroDuo4eva- Definatley not a happy camper. Not even a mildly-amused camper.
OtterMoon- oooOOOooOOoo! Nice rock! I want one!
lindzs - You love me, you really love me!
VanillaRose-At first it was "Let's go to Germany", but, hey, who wants to go to Germany? (Unless you're from Germany or something, then it's really cool)
wildflower92490-I'll just keep going and going and going like the enegizer bunny!
Guardian Storm Demon- Yes, I love torturing Hiei!
bethany-27- You like? If you want, you can read the Genkai of Oz. It's another humor fic I'm writing with my friend.
Whoa! That's everybody! NOW on with the story.
Chapter Two: Kuwabara's Nasty Surprise
Ah...what a beautiful day. The sun is shinning brightly, the birds are signing their happy melodies, and Yukina's as happy as a clam.(I don't think clams are all that happy, but that's not the point). Hiei should be happy, too, right? Pfffft! The little fire demon is fumming! There he was, standing in the center of a small room, with Yusuke and Kurama trying to think of ways to calm him down.
"That....that....big oaf....moronic....baka.....asked her to WHAT?!!" Hiei finally yelled.
"Hiei, calm down," Kurama pleaded. Oh, yeah, like he's just going to say "Okay, Kurama, I'll calm down. Let's get ice cream."
"I'm going to KILL him!" the demon stated as he reached for his katana.
"Yukina will never forgive you!" Kurama quickly told him. That got him. Hiei would never do anything to hurt his sister, although he dispised the thought of her marrying Kuwabara.
"Ouch! And Hiei takes a cheap shot from Kurama! This battle is heating up, and it's not going to be pretty," broadcasted Yusuke, pretending to hold a microphone to his mouth as if he were an announcer.
"Yusuke, this is NOT a good time!" informed Kurama. Hiei, at this point, was repeatedly hitting his head against the wall in frustration. Needless to say, the wall was being destroyed beyond repair. Now, this situation can't get much worse, can it? That is, until Kuwabara walked in. Yes, that's right, the person on everyone's mind just waltz right in.
"Hey, guys! I heard some noise, and I wanted to see what's going on. Well, if it isn't the shrimp. Have you heard the news?" questioned the moron. Hiei slowly turned around. If looks could kill, then Hiei's glare would....well......kill! I mean, it was one helluva glare! He was prepared to murder Kuwabara on the spot. But before he could reach his weapon, Kurama and Yusuke lunged to hold him back.
"LET ME GO!!!" Hiei demanded. Kuwabara quickly backed away.
"Hey hey hey! What's wrong with HIM? Is it a full moon or something?" Kuwabara asked stupidly. Not like there was any other way Kuwabara could ask.
"Well...um..uh..Actually...Hiei...Stop moving, Hiei! He's kind of...ehh...." Yusuke attempted an answer while trying to restrain Yukina's brother.
"I believe we should inform Kuwabara of the situation, Hiei," stated Kurama. Hiei froze.
"We are NOT telling him," Hiei plainly asserted. "Why are you suggesting THAT?!"
"Because then you could rule him by fear," Yusuke said sarcastically.
Rule him by fear... considered Hiei. The more that he though about it, the more it made sense. Still, he never had any intention of letting Kuwabara know of his relation to Yukina.
"Rule by fear?" Kuwabara squeaked. "I don't like the sound of this. I'll go see Yukina now."
"Don't move!" exclaimed Hiei. He thought the decsion over one last time. "Fine. I'll....I'll tell him."
"Um...eep?" was Kuwabara's reply.
"This is gonna be good! Wait, wait, wait! Don't say a thing! I'll be right back," Yusuke declared as he ran out of the room. Mere moments later, he came in holding a bag of popcorn. He pulled up a chair and waited for the show to begin. Kurama sweatdropped. Hiei glared. Kuwabara was confused.
"Kuwabara, I advise you to sit down. I think you're in for a bit of a shock," warned Kurama. He pulled up a chair and Kuwabara sat down.
What the hell is going on? is what Kuwabara would be thinkning if he had a brain.
Hiei was wondering how to break the news. Should he just tell him out right? Should he stretch the tension?
"Well, get on with it!" edged Yusuke, popping a kernal of sweet buttery goodness into his mouth.
"You know that Yukina has been searching for her brother," started Hiei after a moment. Kuwabara was even more confused.
This would be much easier if he wasn't so stupid, thought Hiei.
"No use stalling! Just say it!" exclaimed an impatient Yusuke.
"Fine!" said Hiei. He took a deep breath and........
*End of Chapter Two*
Intermission
doom, dOom, DooM, DoOm, dOOM, doOm DOOOOOoOoooooooMmmmM!!!!
*End Intermisson*
Chapter Two and a Half
He took a deep breath and faintly whispered "Yukina's my sister."
"What did you say?" asked Kuwabara.
"I said, Yukina's my sister!" Hiei repeated.
You know what would suck right about now? If Yukina was right outside the door. Thank Reikai she wasn't.
Kuwabara's jaw dropped. He had the most HILARIOUS shocked expresion you ever saw. Luckily, Yusuke had a poloroid camera on hand. Flash!
"When we look back on this we're going to LAUGH!" stated the boy.
Kuwabara twitched. Then the expresion on his face switched from shock to absolute terror.
"DOES THAT MEAN-"
"Kuwabara! Be quiet!" Kurama ordered.
"D-does that mean me....and the shrimp...are going to be....brother-in-laws?" remarked Kuwabara. Hiei's eyes widened. That thought hadn't even crossed his mind. He could hardley even bare being on the same TEAM as the baka, let alone the same FAMILY. Yusuke snapped a photo of Hiei's priceless expresion. He couldn't hold it in any longer.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. I can't wait until the next family reuion!" Yusuke blurted.
"We are not going to be.......be......brother-in-laws!!" Hiei said, disgusted. "I'll kill you before you marry Yukina!"
"Whoa, hold it, Hiei! You can't stop me from marrying my true love!" proclaimed the idiot.
"TRUE LOVE?!?!? WHY, I OUGHTA-" but when Hiei reached for his sword, he noticed it was missing. Kurama, being the genius that he is, quickly grabbed it a while back when Hiei was lost in thought. Kurama quickly restrained Hiei before he could do anything drastict. Let's say the Dragon of the Darkness Flame for example.
"The best thing to do is wait until everyone calms down and-" Kurama began.
"CALM DOWN?!?" Hiei shouted. "HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO THE-"
"HIEI! SHUT UP!" Kurama blurted. Everyone stared. This was not like Kurama. "I know everyone is tense, well with the exception of Yusuke, and we just need to straighten things out, okay?"
"Yeah, listen to the smart guy!" agreed Kuwabara, who was hiding behing his chair. The next few months aren't going to be easy. They're going to be hilariously funny, but not easy.
*End of Chapter Two and a Half*
Whew! Finally! Do you people like it? It's not over! There's still a bunch of mushy stuff on the way!
Now, I will respond to my reviewers.
Elizabethina- You don't like Hiei? I DO! *huggles Hiei* Hiei: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!? Me:Eep!
Reikachan14-Yeah, I'd go to France, too. Good fries.
Elinore Lowe- Yes, the classic fell-out-of-chair bit. Let's call America's Funniest Home Videos!
Miss Queen of the World- Yay! Thank you!
Black Dragon- YAY! Yes, I very much like your writing. READ HER STORIES! NOW! Hiei's not the suicidal kind. More like the homicidal kind
Caith- Yes, these fics are cute. Though I haven't seen many at fanfiction.net.....
Wanderer- I am an artist! I wrote more, see?
Jaid Skywalker- I did more. R u happy?
Me Gots No Name- He is oblivous. Well, you know what they say, ignorance is bliss!
HeeroDuo4eva- Definatley not a happy camper. Not even a mildly-amused camper.
OtterMoon- oooOOOooOOoo! Nice rock! I want one!
lindzs - You love me, you really love me!
VanillaRose-At first it was "Let's go to Germany", but, hey, who wants to go to Germany? (Unless you're from Germany or something, then it's really cool)
wildflower92490-I'll just keep going and going and going like the enegizer bunny!
Guardian Storm Demon- Yes, I love torturing Hiei!
bethany-27- You like? If you want, you can read the Genkai of Oz. It's another humor fic I'm writing with my friend.
Whoa! That's everybody! NOW on with the story.
Chapter Two: Kuwabara's Nasty Surprise
Ah...what a beautiful day. The sun is shinning brightly, the birds are signing their happy melodies, and Yukina's as happy as a clam.(I don't think clams are all that happy, but that's not the point). Hiei should be happy, too, right? Pfffft! The little fire demon is fumming! There he was, standing in the center of a small room, with Yusuke and Kurama trying to think of ways to calm him down.
"That....that....big oaf....moronic....baka.....asked her to WHAT?!!" Hiei finally yelled.
"Hiei, calm down," Kurama pleaded. Oh, yeah, like he's just going to say "Okay, Kurama, I'll calm down. Let's get ice cream."
"I'm going to KILL him!" the demon stated as he reached for his katana.
"Yukina will never forgive you!" Kurama quickly told him. That got him. Hiei would never do anything to hurt his sister, although he dispised the thought of her marrying Kuwabara.
"Ouch! And Hiei takes a cheap shot from Kurama! This battle is heating up, and it's not going to be pretty," broadcasted Yusuke, pretending to hold a microphone to his mouth as if he were an announcer.
"Yusuke, this is NOT a good time!" informed Kurama. Hiei, at this point, was repeatedly hitting his head against the wall in frustration. Needless to say, the wall was being destroyed beyond repair. Now, this situation can't get much worse, can it? That is, until Kuwabara walked in. Yes, that's right, the person on everyone's mind just waltz right in.
"Hey, guys! I heard some noise, and I wanted to see what's going on. Well, if it isn't the shrimp. Have you heard the news?" questioned the moron. Hiei slowly turned around. If looks could kill, then Hiei's glare would....well......kill! I mean, it was one helluva glare! He was prepared to murder Kuwabara on the spot. But before he could reach his weapon, Kurama and Yusuke lunged to hold him back.
"LET ME GO!!!" Hiei demanded. Kuwabara quickly backed away.
"Hey hey hey! What's wrong with HIM? Is it a full moon or something?" Kuwabara asked stupidly. Not like there was any other way Kuwabara could ask.
"Well...um..uh..Actually...Hiei...Stop moving, Hiei! He's kind of...ehh...." Yusuke attempted an answer while trying to restrain Yukina's brother.
"I believe we should inform Kuwabara of the situation, Hiei," stated Kurama. Hiei froze.
"We are NOT telling him," Hiei plainly asserted. "Why are you suggesting THAT?!"
"Because then you could rule him by fear," Yusuke said sarcastically.
Rule him by fear... considered Hiei. The more that he though about it, the more it made sense. Still, he never had any intention of letting Kuwabara know of his relation to Yukina.
"Rule by fear?" Kuwabara squeaked. "I don't like the sound of this. I'll go see Yukina now."
"Don't move!" exclaimed Hiei. He thought the decsion over one last time. "Fine. I'll....I'll tell him."
"Um...eep?" was Kuwabara's reply.
"This is gonna be good! Wait, wait, wait! Don't say a thing! I'll be right back," Yusuke declared as he ran out of the room. Mere moments later, he came in holding a bag of popcorn. He pulled up a chair and waited for the show to begin. Kurama sweatdropped. Hiei glared. Kuwabara was confused.
"Kuwabara, I advise you to sit down. I think you're in for a bit of a shock," warned Kurama. He pulled up a chair and Kuwabara sat down.
What the hell is going on? is what Kuwabara would be thinkning if he had a brain.
Hiei was wondering how to break the news. Should he just tell him out right? Should he stretch the tension?
"Well, get on with it!" edged Yusuke, popping a kernal of sweet buttery goodness into his mouth.
"You know that Yukina has been searching for her brother," started Hiei after a moment. Kuwabara was even more confused.
This would be much easier if he wasn't so stupid, thought Hiei.
"No use stalling! Just say it!" exclaimed an impatient Yusuke.
"Fine!" said Hiei. He took a deep breath and........
*End of Chapter Two*
Intermission
doom, dOom, DooM, DoOm, dOOM, doOm DOOOOOoOoooooooMmmmM!!!!
*End Intermisson*
Chapter Two and a Half
He took a deep breath and faintly whispered "Yukina's my sister."
"What did you say?" asked Kuwabara.
"I said, Yukina's my sister!" Hiei repeated.
You know what would suck right about now? If Yukina was right outside the door. Thank Reikai she wasn't.
Kuwabara's jaw dropped. He had the most HILARIOUS shocked expresion you ever saw. Luckily, Yusuke had a poloroid camera on hand. Flash!
"When we look back on this we're going to LAUGH!" stated the boy.
Kuwabara twitched. Then the expresion on his face switched from shock to absolute terror.
"DOES THAT MEAN-"
"Kuwabara! Be quiet!" Kurama ordered.
"D-does that mean me....and the shrimp...are going to be....brother-in-laws?" remarked Kuwabara. Hiei's eyes widened. That thought hadn't even crossed his mind. He could hardley even bare being on the same TEAM as the baka, let alone the same FAMILY. Yusuke snapped a photo of Hiei's priceless expresion. He couldn't hold it in any longer.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. I can't wait until the next family reuion!" Yusuke blurted.
"We are not going to be.......be......brother-in-laws!!" Hiei said, disgusted. "I'll kill you before you marry Yukina!"
"Whoa, hold it, Hiei! You can't stop me from marrying my true love!" proclaimed the idiot.
"TRUE LOVE?!?!? WHY, I OUGHTA-" but when Hiei reached for his sword, he noticed it was missing. Kurama, being the genius that he is, quickly grabbed it a while back when Hiei was lost in thought. Kurama quickly restrained Hiei before he could do anything drastict. Let's say the Dragon of the Darkness Flame for example.
"The best thing to do is wait until everyone calms down and-" Kurama began.
"CALM DOWN?!?" Hiei shouted. "HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO THE-"
"HIEI! SHUT UP!" Kurama blurted. Everyone stared. This was not like Kurama. "I know everyone is tense, well with the exception of Yusuke, and we just need to straighten things out, okay?"
"Yeah, listen to the smart guy!" agreed Kuwabara, who was hiding behing his chair. The next few months aren't going to be easy. They're going to be hilariously funny, but not easy.
*End of Chapter Two and a Half*
Whew! Finally! Do you people like it? It's not over! There's still a bunch of mushy stuff on the way!