Disclaimer: I very muchly do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
K*Fox: Hello everybody! This is my first fic, so please be nice! It's a Malik/Téa and will hopefully have some humor. I'll try to update every weekend if I get enough reviews. On to the fic!
Téa walked over to her desk in her history classroom. It was the one classes that none of her friends had at the same time as her. Unfortunately, someone else she knew who wasn't her friend and was one of the few people she absolutely, positively, without a doubt hated did: Malik Ishtar. She hated him more than she hated Bakura! Sure, he had a bad past and was just about the hottest person alive, but she still hated him. As she sat down, there was a noise produced by something that she knew was placed in her seat by Malik. The thing was a whoopee cushion. Of course, this caused everyone in the room to laugh except for Malik, who was snickering. Téa, who was now very angry, stood up, picked up the whoopee cushion, and walked over to Malik.
Téa: I believe this belongs to you.
Malik: What makes you say that, Gardner?
Téa: B/C I know you and I know you're the only person here evil enough to do this to me!
Malik: *pretending to be hurt* Why Gardner, I'm hurt! You called me evil! And I thought I was your friend!
Téa: You have never, are not, and never will be my friend!
Malik: *still pretending to be hurt* What do you mean you're not my friend!?! You give friendship speeches so often that I thought you were everybody's friend!
Téa: Cut the act! I know you put the whoopee cushion in my seat!
Malik: What are you so mad about? So I accidentally put a whoopee cushion in your seat. What's there to be mad about?
Téa: Accidentally? Accidentally? ACCIDENTALLY!?!?!?! Accidentally my butt! And what do you mean "what is there to be mad about?" You totally humiliated me! I think that is something to be mad about!
Malik: As long as your friends weren't here when it happened then what's the big deal? Sure, if they were here to see you humiliated then they would probably laugh their heads off or stop being your friends, which would make them very bad friends, not that they were ever really good friends to begin with.
That did it. He insulted her friends. He could insult and humiliate her as much as he wanted to, but he COULD NOT say stuff like that about her friends. She was going to make him pay. She was going to call him the meanest insult, kick him where the sun doesn't shine, and torture him with the biggest friendship speech in history right then and there. Or at least she would have if the teacher hadn't walked in and ordered everyone to their seats. Oh well, she could always find someway to pay him back later.
*Later that day*
Joey: Hey Téa, me an' the others are goin' to go to da game shop. Are ya comin'?
Téa: I'll be by later. Right now I have to get a book from the school library.
Joey: OK. See ya later!
Bakura: I was going to scare the living crap out of the Pharaoh and his friends later. Want to help?
Malik: I would, but I got to get a book from the library for a report. If I make another bad grade then Isis is going to kill me.
Bakura: OK.
*In library*
Téa walked down one of the isles of books in the library. She wasn't really paying attention and bumped into something, or rather someone.
Téa: Sorry!
Malik: You should watch where you're going, Gardner!
Téa: Maybe you should watch where you're going, Ishtar!
Malik: Why should I? You're the one who walked into me!
Téa: No, you walked into me!
While they continued to argue, the librarian had plans of her own.
Librarian: 'I think I'll leave up early.'
The librarian then turned out the lights, locked the door, and left.
Téa: And I think that-
Malik: Téa?
Téa: What is it!?!
Malik: Who turned out the lights?
K*Fox: How was it?
K*Fox: Hello everybody! This is my first fic, so please be nice! It's a Malik/Téa and will hopefully have some humor. I'll try to update every weekend if I get enough reviews. On to the fic!
Téa walked over to her desk in her history classroom. It was the one classes that none of her friends had at the same time as her. Unfortunately, someone else she knew who wasn't her friend and was one of the few people she absolutely, positively, without a doubt hated did: Malik Ishtar. She hated him more than she hated Bakura! Sure, he had a bad past and was just about the hottest person alive, but she still hated him. As she sat down, there was a noise produced by something that she knew was placed in her seat by Malik. The thing was a whoopee cushion. Of course, this caused everyone in the room to laugh except for Malik, who was snickering. Téa, who was now very angry, stood up, picked up the whoopee cushion, and walked over to Malik.
Téa: I believe this belongs to you.
Malik: What makes you say that, Gardner?
Téa: B/C I know you and I know you're the only person here evil enough to do this to me!
Malik: *pretending to be hurt* Why Gardner, I'm hurt! You called me evil! And I thought I was your friend!
Téa: You have never, are not, and never will be my friend!
Malik: *still pretending to be hurt* What do you mean you're not my friend!?! You give friendship speeches so often that I thought you were everybody's friend!
Téa: Cut the act! I know you put the whoopee cushion in my seat!
Malik: What are you so mad about? So I accidentally put a whoopee cushion in your seat. What's there to be mad about?
Téa: Accidentally? Accidentally? ACCIDENTALLY!?!?!?! Accidentally my butt! And what do you mean "what is there to be mad about?" You totally humiliated me! I think that is something to be mad about!
Malik: As long as your friends weren't here when it happened then what's the big deal? Sure, if they were here to see you humiliated then they would probably laugh their heads off or stop being your friends, which would make them very bad friends, not that they were ever really good friends to begin with.
That did it. He insulted her friends. He could insult and humiliate her as much as he wanted to, but he COULD NOT say stuff like that about her friends. She was going to make him pay. She was going to call him the meanest insult, kick him where the sun doesn't shine, and torture him with the biggest friendship speech in history right then and there. Or at least she would have if the teacher hadn't walked in and ordered everyone to their seats. Oh well, she could always find someway to pay him back later.
*Later that day*
Joey: Hey Téa, me an' the others are goin' to go to da game shop. Are ya comin'?
Téa: I'll be by later. Right now I have to get a book from the school library.
Joey: OK. See ya later!
Bakura: I was going to scare the living crap out of the Pharaoh and his friends later. Want to help?
Malik: I would, but I got to get a book from the library for a report. If I make another bad grade then Isis is going to kill me.
Bakura: OK.
*In library*
Téa walked down one of the isles of books in the library. She wasn't really paying attention and bumped into something, or rather someone.
Téa: Sorry!
Malik: You should watch where you're going, Gardner!
Téa: Maybe you should watch where you're going, Ishtar!
Malik: Why should I? You're the one who walked into me!
Téa: No, you walked into me!
While they continued to argue, the librarian had plans of her own.
Librarian: 'I think I'll leave up early.'
The librarian then turned out the lights, locked the door, and left.
Téa: And I think that-
Malik: Téa?
Téa: What is it!?!
Malik: Who turned out the lights?
K*Fox: How was it?