OOoooOOooOOOoooooOOOO!!!!! Chapter Fwee! I mean, Three! Okay, I own the second Shonen Jump, and a folder full of Hiei pictures (someone threw away my empty Pocky Boxes). But I have not found a way toi break into the Yu Yu Hakusho vault and steal it. BUT I WILL! I'LL STEAL IT ALL!! *takes green pills* okay, I've calmed down now.
And now, my favorite part of the fic...uh..*squints to read que card* Talking with the reviewers?!?! Oi gavach......
DarkGatoman- he he he...Yeah, I liked that too. You think it's in character! coolness!
Black Dragon- did I mention you were on my favorite authors list? Cause you are. I hope the thing that you forgot that was "drastically important" wasn't too...um...important.
Tenku Greywords- Hiei: I don't know why me wanting to kill that idioctic baka would be so funny.... me: BECAUSE!! Hiei: Because the sight of blood amuses you? me: Actually, it makes me a little queesy....
Me Gots No Name- Love your name....er..or...absence of a name. You ruptured something during math class? Well, if the thing you ruptured was a vital organ (like the spleen), don't sue, okay?
Miis Queen of the World- R u sick? I know a remedy! You hang upside-down, while you suck on lemons and drink two-day old tea with some pepper in it and- Hiei: That sounds familiar...... (You probably wouldn't get this joke. You would have had to see a specific YYH episode...)
wildflower92490-Announcement! This may come as a shock to everyone, but, SHE LUVS IT!
kleptomaniac sam- Yeah! I wanna go too! Hiei: If you're expecting to see me there, then you need a brain.
TriggerHappyElfling- Yes, Kurama is the polite type, isn't he? Kurama: Thank you for the compliment. me: SEE!
Demon Ashika- Poor, poor Hiei-san. Hiei: Feel sorry for me and I'll kill you. me: *gulp*
Kuwabaralover- me:O.O Hiei: O.O me: Kuwabaralover? I thought those people were extinct. Hiei: Oh, I'll make them extinct all right *reaches for katana, but relizes it's still with Kurama* Damn.
Cunobaby: Well, now you know!
MwhahaingIsFun: Well, you learn from your mistakes. And then people laugh at you. *adds "Grandalicious" to the Words I Need to Start Using List*
HeeroDuo4eva: Well Hiei's not EVERYTHING but happy.... Hiei: Oh no. She's going to sing it.. me: He's not.......*starts singing* A ONE EYED, ONE HORNED, FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER, ONE EYED, ONE HORNED, FLYING....*continues until done with song* Hiei: I HATE THAT SONG!
La Loba: ah-HA! But your muntant ninja monkeys can not attack ME! For I have "Mutant Ninja Monkey-Be-Gon" The only mutant ninja monkey repelant on the market! Hiei: Check the experation date, baka. me *looks at experation date* Feburary 31, 1999....wait....Feburary 31?
Well, That's everyone! I hope...ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 3: It's Picnic Time! So, Pick Your Nics!
The big celebration had begun. Everyone was in a joyus mood. Especially Hiei. Yes, you can read that sentance again. For, you see, this was not the wedding of Yukina and Kuwabara. It was the FUNERAL of Kuwabara. Yessire Bob, Hiei had done what he wanted to do all along (Put two and two together here: Kuwabara dead.....Hiei did what he wanted to do....You get it, right? Right? Good) The gang had a wonderful time at the merry jubilation of Kuwabara's death.. (jubilation is a vocab word for my Language Arts class. My teacher would be proud).
"Hiei, your the best! I'm so glad he's finally GONE!" Yukina rejoiced as she hugged the fire demon. Hiei smied the biggest smile that he could muster, and then some.
"Hiei," called out a strange, disembodied voice, "Hieeeeeiiiiiii. HIEI, WAKE UP!!"
Hiei bolted upright. He looked down from atop his resting place on his favorite tree.
"Hiei, you've been laughing evily in your sleep again," complained Yusuke, who was standing below. He was there with Kurama and.........Kuwabara.
Grr....Another dream......So wonderful, too he thought to himself.
"We're going to be late for the picnic," commented Kurama. He was holding a picnic basket and Kuwabara was holding a blanket.
"Hn," Hiei said as he leapt down in front of the three.
"Uh...I'll meet you guys at the meadow...." Kuwabara gulped. Ever since he learnd the truth about Hiei and Yukina, he has been a little...nervous around Hiei. He dashed off in the direction of the meeting place.
"Like I said, rule him by fear," shruged Yusuke.
"Let's just get going, shall we?" Kurama suggested. And so they started off to the picnic.
It had been about a week since Kuwabara first proposed. Botan was enthusiatic when she heard the news, so she planned a picnic to celebrate. The only reason Hiei was even CONSIDERING to go to such an idiotic ningen thing was to make sure the fool (Kuwabara for you idiots out there) didn't TRY anything. (My deepest apologies if that sentence put any evil thoughts into your head.) When they arrived at the meadow where the picnic was being held, Botan, Koenma (teenager), Keiko, Shizuru, Yukina, and Kuwabara were waiting.
"Hello. With the arrival of you three, I believe everyone is present and accounted for," Koenma stated. Usually Koenma had stacks of papers that needed to be stamped, but he wanted to make sure Hiei didn't "accidentally" level a mountain or something.
"Yay! Well, as you all know this picnic is to celeabrate the joining of the two love birds, Kuwabara and Yukina!" Botan bubbled. Hiei glared at Botan. Then (glared) more at Kuwabara. "Uh..heh heh. Hiei, would you please get the cooler? I left it at the end of the field," Botan requested. She needed to keep Hiei occupied as much as possible. Hiei glared and reluctanly walked to get the cooler. Meanwhile, Yukina walked over next to Yusuke.
"Uh, Yusuke? May I please I ask you a question?" said the Koorime polietly.
"Ya, sure. What?"Yusuke responded.
"Have you noticed that Hiei has been acting strangely? Especially when Kuwabara's around," Yukina noted.
Yusuke tried to hide a minor shocked expression. She doesn't know....does she? he wondered.
"Do you suppose he's......jealous?" Yukina asked.
Yusuke was extremely shocked now. Hiei? Jealous? OF KUWABARA? Is that even physically possible? he thought.
"Well, he's always been really nice to me. I think he likes me," she commented. Yusuke "eep"ed and facefaulted. When he got up, he tried to say something, but he couldn't think of a response.
"Uh...wait right here, Yukina. I er....gotta ask Kurama something," Yusuke told her as he scuttled off towards Kurama, who was currently talking to Botan. But before he could reach the fox demon, Hiei stopped him.
"Tell me," said Hiei, "Why were you talking to Yukina?"
"Heh heh. It was nothing, Hiei. Just something about the wedding," lied Yusuke.
"People don't facefault when they talk about a wedding," he accused. Luckily, Kurama had spotted Yusuke's desprate need for help, so he quickly walked over to help him.
"Yusuke, do you think you can help me with setting up the picnic?" Kurama asked. Hiei glared at them both. "Would you like to help us, Hiei?" Kurama added, even though he knew his request would be refused. Hiei snorted and walked to talk to Yukina. Kurama and Yusuke began to lay everything out
"What was that all about?" inquired Kurama. Yusuke looked around to make sure no one was listening. He repeated what Yukina had told him. Kurama almost fell over from shock.
"What?!" was his responce. Hiei shot a glare in the boys' direction.
"Uh..Yeah, pretty girly, huh? I don't think Kuwabara would like that at his wedding," Yusuke covered up. Hiei rolled his eyes and mouthed something that looked like "ningen bakas".
"Quick thinking, Yusuke," Kurama complimented. Unfortunatly, Yusuke's "quick thinking" got Kuwabara's attention. The Idiot walked over to where the two were setting up.
"What are you guys talking about? What did ya mean when you said 'I don't think Kuwabara would like that at his wedding,'?" questioned Kuwabara..
"It's nothing, Kuwabara," Kurama replied.
"Hey, it's my wedding! I should know what's going on!" he demanded.
"Fine! I'll tell you!" exclaimed Yusuke. He whispered to Kuwabara.
"SHE SAID WHAT?!?" yelled the Fool. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at Kuwabra. Yusuke smacked himself. In a flash, Hiei was right in front of them.
"Tell me what's going on NOW or I'll-" He began to threaten, but Botan the Bubbley quickly interruppted.
"Now, now! This is suppose to be a happy celebration! We don't want any fighting! I'm sure Koenma would agree. Right, Koenma?" Botan said," Uh...Koenma?" She looked left and right, but Koenma couldn't be found.
"Sorry I couldn't be here right now," Koenma's baby voice rang out. Everyone looked down to see a tape recorder playing,
"I have important business to attend to. That is very very far away. If anything happens when I'm gone, then........good luck," it finished.
"Oh, no. I wonder where Koenma-sama could be," Botan thought out loud.
~Meanwhile, In France~
"So, as you could have guessed, I bolted right out of there!" Teenage Koenma finished his story to Genkai. She just nodded as she sipped some tea. Koenma took another bite of his entree` "What is this stuff? It's great!"
"Snails," the psychic answered. Koenma spit out his food.
*End of Chapter Three*
You like? Now, don't you suppose Yukina would be a T-A-D suspicious? Review, pretty please!
And now, my favorite part of the fic...uh..*squints to read que card* Talking with the reviewers?!?! Oi gavach......
DarkGatoman- he he he...Yeah, I liked that too. You think it's in character! coolness!
Black Dragon- did I mention you were on my favorite authors list? Cause you are. I hope the thing that you forgot that was "drastically important" wasn't too...um...important.
Tenku Greywords- Hiei: I don't know why me wanting to kill that idioctic baka would be so funny.... me: BECAUSE!! Hiei: Because the sight of blood amuses you? me: Actually, it makes me a little queesy....
Me Gots No Name- Love your name....er..or...absence of a name. You ruptured something during math class? Well, if the thing you ruptured was a vital organ (like the spleen), don't sue, okay?
Miis Queen of the World- R u sick? I know a remedy! You hang upside-down, while you suck on lemons and drink two-day old tea with some pepper in it and- Hiei: That sounds familiar...... (You probably wouldn't get this joke. You would have had to see a specific YYH episode...)
wildflower92490-Announcement! This may come as a shock to everyone, but, SHE LUVS IT!
kleptomaniac sam- Yeah! I wanna go too! Hiei: If you're expecting to see me there, then you need a brain.
TriggerHappyElfling- Yes, Kurama is the polite type, isn't he? Kurama: Thank you for the compliment. me: SEE!
Demon Ashika- Poor, poor Hiei-san. Hiei: Feel sorry for me and I'll kill you. me: *gulp*
Kuwabaralover- me:O.O Hiei: O.O me: Kuwabaralover? I thought those people were extinct. Hiei: Oh, I'll make them extinct all right *reaches for katana, but relizes it's still with Kurama* Damn.
Cunobaby: Well, now you know!
MwhahaingIsFun: Well, you learn from your mistakes. And then people laugh at you. *adds "Grandalicious" to the Words I Need to Start Using List*
HeeroDuo4eva: Well Hiei's not EVERYTHING but happy.... Hiei: Oh no. She's going to sing it.. me: He's not.......*starts singing* A ONE EYED, ONE HORNED, FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER, ONE EYED, ONE HORNED, FLYING....*continues until done with song* Hiei: I HATE THAT SONG!
La Loba: ah-HA! But your muntant ninja monkeys can not attack ME! For I have "Mutant Ninja Monkey-Be-Gon" The only mutant ninja monkey repelant on the market! Hiei: Check the experation date, baka. me *looks at experation date* Feburary 31, 1999....wait....Feburary 31?
Well, That's everyone! I hope...ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 3: It's Picnic Time! So, Pick Your Nics!
The big celebration had begun. Everyone was in a joyus mood. Especially Hiei. Yes, you can read that sentance again. For, you see, this was not the wedding of Yukina and Kuwabara. It was the FUNERAL of Kuwabara. Yessire Bob, Hiei had done what he wanted to do all along (Put two and two together here: Kuwabara dead.....Hiei did what he wanted to do....You get it, right? Right? Good) The gang had a wonderful time at the merry jubilation of Kuwabara's death.. (jubilation is a vocab word for my Language Arts class. My teacher would be proud).
"Hiei, your the best! I'm so glad he's finally GONE!" Yukina rejoiced as she hugged the fire demon. Hiei smied the biggest smile that he could muster, and then some.
"Hiei," called out a strange, disembodied voice, "Hieeeeeiiiiiii. HIEI, WAKE UP!!"
Hiei bolted upright. He looked down from atop his resting place on his favorite tree.
"Hiei, you've been laughing evily in your sleep again," complained Yusuke, who was standing below. He was there with Kurama and.........Kuwabara.
Grr....Another dream......So wonderful, too he thought to himself.
"We're going to be late for the picnic," commented Kurama. He was holding a picnic basket and Kuwabara was holding a blanket.
"Hn," Hiei said as he leapt down in front of the three.
"Uh...I'll meet you guys at the meadow...." Kuwabara gulped. Ever since he learnd the truth about Hiei and Yukina, he has been a little...nervous around Hiei. He dashed off in the direction of the meeting place.
"Like I said, rule him by fear," shruged Yusuke.
"Let's just get going, shall we?" Kurama suggested. And so they started off to the picnic.
It had been about a week since Kuwabara first proposed. Botan was enthusiatic when she heard the news, so she planned a picnic to celebrate. The only reason Hiei was even CONSIDERING to go to such an idiotic ningen thing was to make sure the fool (Kuwabara for you idiots out there) didn't TRY anything. (My deepest apologies if that sentence put any evil thoughts into your head.) When they arrived at the meadow where the picnic was being held, Botan, Koenma (teenager), Keiko, Shizuru, Yukina, and Kuwabara were waiting.
"Hello. With the arrival of you three, I believe everyone is present and accounted for," Koenma stated. Usually Koenma had stacks of papers that needed to be stamped, but he wanted to make sure Hiei didn't "accidentally" level a mountain or something.
"Yay! Well, as you all know this picnic is to celeabrate the joining of the two love birds, Kuwabara and Yukina!" Botan bubbled. Hiei glared at Botan. Then (glared) more at Kuwabara. "Uh..heh heh. Hiei, would you please get the cooler? I left it at the end of the field," Botan requested. She needed to keep Hiei occupied as much as possible. Hiei glared and reluctanly walked to get the cooler. Meanwhile, Yukina walked over next to Yusuke.
"Uh, Yusuke? May I please I ask you a question?" said the Koorime polietly.
"Ya, sure. What?"Yusuke responded.
"Have you noticed that Hiei has been acting strangely? Especially when Kuwabara's around," Yukina noted.
Yusuke tried to hide a minor shocked expression. She doesn't know....does she? he wondered.
"Do you suppose he's......jealous?" Yukina asked.
Yusuke was extremely shocked now. Hiei? Jealous? OF KUWABARA? Is that even physically possible? he thought.
"Well, he's always been really nice to me. I think he likes me," she commented. Yusuke "eep"ed and facefaulted. When he got up, he tried to say something, but he couldn't think of a response.
"Uh...wait right here, Yukina. I er....gotta ask Kurama something," Yusuke told her as he scuttled off towards Kurama, who was currently talking to Botan. But before he could reach the fox demon, Hiei stopped him.
"Tell me," said Hiei, "Why were you talking to Yukina?"
"Heh heh. It was nothing, Hiei. Just something about the wedding," lied Yusuke.
"People don't facefault when they talk about a wedding," he accused. Luckily, Kurama had spotted Yusuke's desprate need for help, so he quickly walked over to help him.
"Yusuke, do you think you can help me with setting up the picnic?" Kurama asked. Hiei glared at them both. "Would you like to help us, Hiei?" Kurama added, even though he knew his request would be refused. Hiei snorted and walked to talk to Yukina. Kurama and Yusuke began to lay everything out
"What was that all about?" inquired Kurama. Yusuke looked around to make sure no one was listening. He repeated what Yukina had told him. Kurama almost fell over from shock.
"What?!" was his responce. Hiei shot a glare in the boys' direction.
"Uh..Yeah, pretty girly, huh? I don't think Kuwabara would like that at his wedding," Yusuke covered up. Hiei rolled his eyes and mouthed something that looked like "ningen bakas".
"Quick thinking, Yusuke," Kurama complimented. Unfortunatly, Yusuke's "quick thinking" got Kuwabara's attention. The Idiot walked over to where the two were setting up.
"What are you guys talking about? What did ya mean when you said 'I don't think Kuwabara would like that at his wedding,'?" questioned Kuwabara..
"It's nothing, Kuwabara," Kurama replied.
"Hey, it's my wedding! I should know what's going on!" he demanded.
"Fine! I'll tell you!" exclaimed Yusuke. He whispered to Kuwabara.
"SHE SAID WHAT?!?" yelled the Fool. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at Kuwabra. Yusuke smacked himself. In a flash, Hiei was right in front of them.
"Tell me what's going on NOW or I'll-" He began to threaten, but Botan the Bubbley quickly interruppted.
"Now, now! This is suppose to be a happy celebration! We don't want any fighting! I'm sure Koenma would agree. Right, Koenma?" Botan said," Uh...Koenma?" She looked left and right, but Koenma couldn't be found.
"Sorry I couldn't be here right now," Koenma's baby voice rang out. Everyone looked down to see a tape recorder playing,
"I have important business to attend to. That is very very far away. If anything happens when I'm gone, then........good luck," it finished.
"Oh, no. I wonder where Koenma-sama could be," Botan thought out loud.
~Meanwhile, In France~
"So, as you could have guessed, I bolted right out of there!" Teenage Koenma finished his story to Genkai. She just nodded as she sipped some tea. Koenma took another bite of his entree` "What is this stuff? It's great!"
"Snails," the psychic answered. Koenma spit out his food.
*End of Chapter Three*
You like? Now, don't you suppose Yukina would be a T-A-D suspicious? Review, pretty please!