Disclaimer: Me own YGO? You must be dreamin'.

K*Fox: O my gosh! Fifteen reviews for ONE chapter?!? I don't believe it! Thank you guys so much! Here's Chp. 1!
Tèa: Maybe the electricity went out.

Malik: Maybe. *walks up to front desk* Where's the librarian!?!

Tèa: Maybe she had to do some work at the office.

Malik: Maybe.

Tèa: *walks up to door and tries to open it* The door's locked. *realizes what she said* Oh crap! I'm locked in the school library with _you_!

Malik: *not really paying attention* Maybe.

Tèa: Maybe? Maybe? MAYBE!?! We're locked in a library together and all you can say is MAYBE?!?!

Malik: Maybe. *thinks about what she said* WHAT!?!

Tèa: You heard me! We're stuck in this library until they open the school tomorrow!

Malik: So I'm stuck in here with you until tomorrow morning?

Tèa: Exactly.

Malik: Crap! 'Oh well at least it's only until tomorrow. Wait.....tomorrow's Saturday! $#!+!'

Tèa: Is something wrong? You've been awfully quiet for a while.

Malik: Yes, Gardner, something is very wrong. Tomorrow's Saturday!

Tèa: W-what?!?

Malik: You heard me. Tomorrow's Saturday!

Tèa: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Somewhere many, many miles away from Domino*
Guy #1: Dude, did you like, here someone scream no?

Guy #2: Yeah, dude, I totally heard someone scream no. Think we should check it out?

Guy #1: I dunno.

Guy #2: You dunno what?

Guy #1: I dunno.

Guy #2: You dunno what?

Guy #1: I dunno

Guy #2: You dunno what?

Guy #1: I dunno.
* Back in Domino *
Serenity: Hey Bakura, guess what!

Bakura: What?

Serenity: Malik and Tèa are locked in the library together!

Bakura: Are you serious?

Serenity: Yup!

Bakura: Ishtar and Gardner stuck in a library together! Think of the chaos I could cause for them!

Serenity: We'll have to wait 'till tomorrow. Tonight, we have to torture my brother, Yami, Yugi, Tristan, Ryou, Mai, and Seto.

Bakura: Yeah, you're right. But what do you mean "we"?

Serenity: I mean you, me, Marik (A.K.A. Yami Malik), and Mokuba. I've already talked to Marik and Mokuba, and we've thought of some great pranks.

Bakura: Like what?

Serenity: Like this. *whispers something in Bakura's ear*

Bakura: You have an evil mind. Serenity: I know.
K*Fox: There's that chapter. Now I need some help from ya'll. 1.) I need suggestions for a title. 2.) I need suggestions for pranks & insults 3.) I need to know where I can get the lyrics to the song "My Boyfriend's Back." Also, gifts to the YGO cast are accepted. Now to respond to the reviews!

Little Brat Yami Bakura-Thanks and I will!

Black Mistress-I'm glad you like it. And you're right, they should just go ahead and get married. Thanks for reviewing!

Cheetoh Frito-Thanks!

Karigun-You're right, they are fun. I'm glad you liked it.

ShInImEgAmI-I'm glad you liked it.

Melokitty-Thanks! It'd be better for me to stick with script for now. I may change later though.

SaffireEyes12-You're right, there is only a handful of Malik/Tea fics out there. It's a shame too! They're one of my fave couples!

Yuki Kiki-Thanks! I'll try my best!

yami bakura-Thanks!

none-I'm glad you like it. I'm gonna stick to script for now, but I might change later.

L.W. (lone wolf- Thank you so much! It's very hard to find Malik/Tea fics isn't it? I think they make a great couple!

Tasha-I'm glad you think so.

Anzu Mazaki-I will.

K-chan-Thanks for reviewing!

Kage Kitsuna-I will. I really like Malik/Tea myself. Why can't there be more M/T fics out there!?!