Hey ho the merry-o! I own Shonen Jump two AND six, but no Yu Yu Hakusho. Sucks to be me, huh? Okay, here's my shout-outs to the reviewers!
SSJAniFan- Yep, I can see Yusuke doing those things. I can also see him sitting very FAR away from Hiei at the wedding. Like in France.
Black Dragon- ^.^ Yes, it's very funny. But like I always say, it's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
Sapphire Star- I love laughing at Kuwabara's stupidity. . Hiei: The only thing that I agree with..
Angelfire- Yay! I'm awesome! That's just one level below kick-ass!
Miss Queen of the World- I'm glad you got it. Let's see.....should Hiei tell her or not?..... Hiei: Not! NOT!
Angel Red Flame- I'll try adding more as often as possible!
Ieyre- I love them, too! That's why I made an attempt at writing one......Hiei: Notice the word "attempt".
lindzs- ok! Ok! OK! HERE'S MORE! ^.^
Sorceress_destiny- *nods* Yes, Hiei is in a very threatening mood.......Yusuke: Yeah, but it's worth it!....me: Uh....what are you doing here?......Yusuke:.....*shurgs*
HeeroDuo4eva- Yes, Yukina doesn't have a clue. Or does she?!? Hiei: She doesn't. me: oh.
Angel Red Flame- I wrote more! Took a while, but I wrote it.
Kohaku Hoshi- I updated! Not SOON, but I updated!
Jaid Skywalker- You love my writing style? Well, it loves you back! (Wait...is that possible?)
yuyuhakusho09- You write Yu Yu Hakusho fics, too?!? I would have NEVER guessed that from your name!
OtterMoon- Also known as Escargo. Er....however you spell it.
wildflower92490- I kept going! And this is the result.
kleptomaniac sam- Uh-oh...Er....I hope you can afford a funeral service for Frank *burp*
Blue Rose- My story apparently causes pain to a lot of people.
purplechaos04- I don't wanna make you cry! So here's more.
anime monkey- Hiei: I thought it would have been funny if my dream was REAL.
Lemming Queen- Did any soda get into your computer? And if so, did your blow up? 'Cause I like explosions. They go BOOM!
Thu6666- Yes, Kuwabra is a big idiot. Wait....my storys GOOD? Your kidding. right? I'm failing Language Arts. I'm not a good writer.
Okay, that's it! Sorry if I missed anyone. The chapter begins.....now!
Chapter Four: A Rarity Has Occured! Yukina's Mad!
"Oh, no. I wonder where Koenma-sama could be," Botan thought out loud. Hiei ignored her.
"Yusuke," Hiei whispered (well, more like growled),"Tell me why you were talking to Yukina, or I'll make sure you'll never see daylight again."
"Hold on one minute!" hollared a voice from behind Hiei. Everyone turned to look who the owner of the voice was, and were stunned to find out it was Yukina. And boy howdy, was she mad (well, as mad as Yukina can be). But hey, can you blame her? I mean, everyone is acting strange and no one is telling her anything.
"Everyone has been acting weird around me lately!" proclaimed Yukina. She was glaring, but not at anyone in particular. It was easy to see the resembelance between her and her brother.
Oh no, thought Kurama.
Oh my, thought Botan.
Oh crap, thought Yusuke.
"So is someone going to tell me what's going on or not?" said the ice apparition, who was now more annoyed than mad. Hiei turned his back to her.
"Why would you think we were hiding something?" Hiei asked in his my-sister's-upset-I'm-going-to-be-as-nice-as-a-demon-like-me-can-be tone of voice. Now everyone stared wide-eyed at Hiei.
What's Hiei saying? wondered Kurama.
What's going on? wondered Botan.
What the crap? wondered Yusuke.
Hiei glared at them. More specifically, he gave them the "play-along-or-I-will-have-to-kill-you" glare. He has a wide assortment of glares, doesn't he?
"You're all acting like....like....I can't really explain it. That someone's going to hurt you if you do something wrong! Well, except for you Hiei. But you....." she trailed off, her anger slowly disappering. Kurama thought it would be a good idea to help Hiei right about now.
"I'm very sorry you feel that way, Yukina. Why don't we talk after the picnic?" suggested the red-haired youkai, "Right now we're suppose to be having fun,"
"But..." Yukina began. She looked over at Hiei. "Okay. You're right anyway. We should all be having a good time." She gave a smile.
The rest of the picnic was a little rough. There was a bit of tension between everyone, especially around Hiei. Koenma never returned, although Yusuke had a sneaking suspition that the toddler was in France. At around five PM, everyone packed their things and went home to have a peaceful night. But I'm not going to let them have a peaceful night 'cause that's not my writing style.
^#^#^#^ (Return of the Scene Change!)
Reikai Palace (er....you know what place I mean.)
"What a day!" sighed Botan. She floated on her oar in the direction of her bedroom. Unfortunatey, she wasn't paying attention and bumped right into the blue orge that's always with Koenma.
"Ow!" exclaimed the orge.
"Oh! So sorry! Are you alright?" the grim reaper apoligized.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Have you seen Koenma?" the oni asked.
"No, I was hoping he was here," said Botan.
"This isn't good," he stated, "Enma* will be mad if he finds out his son isn't doing his work." (A/N-* Ok, I know they say "Yamma" in the series, but I think "Enma" sounds cooler. So nah.)
"Well, then we better find Koenma!" declared Botan. She zoomed off as the orge tried to follow. As soon as Botan arrived at Koenma's office, she picked up the remote to the big-screen TV. She began flipping through the channels searching for Koenma. The blue oni ran in huffing, and he saw that Botan was becoming frustrated.
"ARG!" yelled the blue-haired girl.
"What is it?" questioned the orge.
"All I'm getting is HBO!!!" she screamed in frustration.
"Uh...Is there any other way you can contact Koenma?" the oni suggested.
"I don't think so...or wait...." said Botan. She tried to remember what happened right before she and Koenma left for the picnic.....
//Flashback//
"Here, I want you to take the communitation mirror with you, Botan," stated the baby Koenma.
"Why? We're going to the same place," asked the bubbley girl.
"Er...Just in case..." replied the prince of the spirit world.
//End of Flashback//
Botan reached into her pocket to find the mirror. She opened it up and tried to contact Koenma. His teenager face poped up on the screen, and in the background was the Eiffle Tower.
"Hello, Botan!" he greeted cheerfully.
"You were planning on ditching us all along, weren't you!" she accused.
"Well...heh heh....It's a funny thing, you see-" Koenma tried to explain.
"Are you in France?" questioned the farey girl.
"Uh? Oh yes, wonderful place, France," he answered.
"Koenma, can you PLEASE return? Your father might get mad," Botan pleaded.
"You're right! Be right there!" Koenma assured as his face dissappered from the screen.
^#^#^#^
Yukimura Residence (Keiko's House. If that's not how you spell her last name, then it's a typo)
"What a day!" sighed Keiko. She had just gotten home from the picnic and was ready to sit down and watch TV. She plopped on the couched and turned the TV on with the remote.
"Gr...stupid HBO," she complained as she switched the channel.
I still can't believe Kuwabara's getting married! she thought to herself, I've known Yusuke longer than he's known Yukina! As a matter of fact......
Keiko picked up the phone and began to dial.
^#^#^#^
Urameshi Residence (Yusuke's House)
"What a day!" sighed Yusuke. (beggining to see a pattern?). He had arrived home from the picnic and was ready to go on the internet when the phone rang. He picked it up.
"Yusuke speaking. Who is it?" asked Yusuke rudely.
"Hi Yusuke! This is Keiko," called a female voice from the phone.
"Oh, hey. Why did ya call?" he replied.
"Oh, no reason. I was just thinking....uh....We haven't gone out in a while....You know, you and me," she answered.
"Since when do we go out?" Yusuke inquired.
"Well, it's just...I was thinking about how Kuwabara and Yukina were getting married, and we've barley even dated! We've known each other since the fourth grade*," Keiko stated firmly. (A/N-* I'm making this up. I don't know when they met.)
"Er..wel, I...this is kinda sudden. How about...um...next Saturday?" Yusuke suggested.
"Alright. Come to my house at six. We can plan somethng then. Bye!" Keiko finalized as she hung up.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Yusuke tried, but to late. Yusuke began dialing. He had a word to pick with a certain friend of his.
^#^#^#^
Kuwabra Residence (Duh...)
"What a day!" sighed Kuwabara. He and his sister had just arrived home from the picnic. No sooner had the words left his mouth then the phone rang, Shizuru picked it up.
"Hello?" she said.
"I want to speak to Kuwabara!" yelled Yusuke's voice from the other end of the line.
"You know, that's our family name. So technically-" Shizuru began.
"Whatever! I want to speak with the idiot!" Yusuke replied, annoyed.
"It's for you," Shizuru said as she handed over the phone to her brother, "It's Yusuke."
"What do you want, Urameshi?" questioned Idiot-I mean, Kuwabaka- I mean....you know what I mean.
"Why did you have to go and ask Yukina to marry you?! Now Keiko's going all 'Yusuke, we have to go out' and I'm totally screwed!" complained the adolesent.
"It's not my fault you don't pay enough attention to your girlfriend!" retaliated Kuwabra.
"Your too young to be married! And Yukina can be a hundred something for all we know! She IS a demon," stated Yusuke.
"I don't care! I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else! So keep your girl problems to yourself, okay Urameshi?!" shouted Kuwabra. He hung up before Yusuke could respond.
^#^#^#^ Minamino Residence (Kurama's House)
"What a day!" sighed Kurama (orignal, eh?). Unlike the others, Kurama had to sneak through his window to get into his house. He told his mom that he would be working on the two big school projects he had and he didn't want to be disturbed. He didn't really like lying to his mom, but sometimes he didn't have a choice. He sat down at his desk and looked at his two assingment.
Oi. I have to do a science fair project AND a book report....and they're both due next week, he thought.
A knock came on his door.
"Come in," he said as a force of habit. It was his mom. "Hello, 'Kassan. Do you need something?"
"No, thank you. I know you said not to bother you, but you've been up here for several hours now. Have you gotten a lot of work done?" she asked.
Kurama looked down at his blank papers.
"Yes," he lied, "but I still have quite a bit more to go. I don't think I'll be able to come to dinner."
"You have that much work? Well, if you need any help-"
"I'll come straight to you," he finished for her, "I'd better continue with my work."
"All right. I'll leave you alone," his mom said as she closed the door.
*End of Chapter Four*
Okay, so they acted OOC. So sue me.
*someone sues*
Hey! I didn't mean it literally!
Someone: My lawyer says otherwise.
Someone's Lawyer: *nods*
Fine! *shoots someone and their lawyer* That took care of 'em. So did you like? Please review. oes that actually get more people to review. I mean, are they all like "Well, I wasn't going to review before, but she did ask! So I'll review." Well, whatever.
SSJAniFan- Yep, I can see Yusuke doing those things. I can also see him sitting very FAR away from Hiei at the wedding. Like in France.
Black Dragon- ^.^ Yes, it's very funny. But like I always say, it's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
Sapphire Star- I love laughing at Kuwabara's stupidity. . Hiei: The only thing that I agree with..
Angelfire- Yay! I'm awesome! That's just one level below kick-ass!
Miss Queen of the World- I'm glad you got it. Let's see.....should Hiei tell her or not?..... Hiei: Not! NOT!
Angel Red Flame- I'll try adding more as often as possible!
Ieyre- I love them, too! That's why I made an attempt at writing one......Hiei: Notice the word "attempt".
lindzs- ok! Ok! OK! HERE'S MORE! ^.^
Sorceress_destiny- *nods* Yes, Hiei is in a very threatening mood.......Yusuke: Yeah, but it's worth it!....me: Uh....what are you doing here?......Yusuke:.....*shurgs*
HeeroDuo4eva- Yes, Yukina doesn't have a clue. Or does she?!? Hiei: She doesn't. me: oh.
Angel Red Flame- I wrote more! Took a while, but I wrote it.
Kohaku Hoshi- I updated! Not SOON, but I updated!
Jaid Skywalker- You love my writing style? Well, it loves you back! (Wait...is that possible?)
yuyuhakusho09- You write Yu Yu Hakusho fics, too?!? I would have NEVER guessed that from your name!
OtterMoon- Also known as Escargo. Er....however you spell it.
wildflower92490- I kept going! And this is the result.
kleptomaniac sam- Uh-oh...Er....I hope you can afford a funeral service for Frank *burp*
Blue Rose- My story apparently causes pain to a lot of people.
purplechaos04- I don't wanna make you cry! So here's more.
anime monkey- Hiei: I thought it would have been funny if my dream was REAL.
Lemming Queen- Did any soda get into your computer? And if so, did your blow up? 'Cause I like explosions. They go BOOM!
Thu6666- Yes, Kuwabra is a big idiot. Wait....my storys GOOD? Your kidding. right? I'm failing Language Arts. I'm not a good writer.
Okay, that's it! Sorry if I missed anyone. The chapter begins.....now!
Chapter Four: A Rarity Has Occured! Yukina's Mad!
"Oh, no. I wonder where Koenma-sama could be," Botan thought out loud. Hiei ignored her.
"Yusuke," Hiei whispered (well, more like growled),"Tell me why you were talking to Yukina, or I'll make sure you'll never see daylight again."
"Hold on one minute!" hollared a voice from behind Hiei. Everyone turned to look who the owner of the voice was, and were stunned to find out it was Yukina. And boy howdy, was she mad (well, as mad as Yukina can be). But hey, can you blame her? I mean, everyone is acting strange and no one is telling her anything.
"Everyone has been acting weird around me lately!" proclaimed Yukina. She was glaring, but not at anyone in particular. It was easy to see the resembelance between her and her brother.
Oh no, thought Kurama.
Oh my, thought Botan.
Oh crap, thought Yusuke.
"So is someone going to tell me what's going on or not?" said the ice apparition, who was now more annoyed than mad. Hiei turned his back to her.
"Why would you think we were hiding something?" Hiei asked in his my-sister's-upset-I'm-going-to-be-as-nice-as-a-demon-like-me-can-be tone of voice. Now everyone stared wide-eyed at Hiei.
What's Hiei saying? wondered Kurama.
What's going on? wondered Botan.
What the crap? wondered Yusuke.
Hiei glared at them. More specifically, he gave them the "play-along-or-I-will-have-to-kill-you" glare. He has a wide assortment of glares, doesn't he?
"You're all acting like....like....I can't really explain it. That someone's going to hurt you if you do something wrong! Well, except for you Hiei. But you....." she trailed off, her anger slowly disappering. Kurama thought it would be a good idea to help Hiei right about now.
"I'm very sorry you feel that way, Yukina. Why don't we talk after the picnic?" suggested the red-haired youkai, "Right now we're suppose to be having fun,"
"But..." Yukina began. She looked over at Hiei. "Okay. You're right anyway. We should all be having a good time." She gave a smile.
The rest of the picnic was a little rough. There was a bit of tension between everyone, especially around Hiei. Koenma never returned, although Yusuke had a sneaking suspition that the toddler was in France. At around five PM, everyone packed their things and went home to have a peaceful night. But I'm not going to let them have a peaceful night 'cause that's not my writing style.
^#^#^#^ (Return of the Scene Change!)
Reikai Palace (er....you know what place I mean.)
"What a day!" sighed Botan. She floated on her oar in the direction of her bedroom. Unfortunatey, she wasn't paying attention and bumped right into the blue orge that's always with Koenma.
"Ow!" exclaimed the orge.
"Oh! So sorry! Are you alright?" the grim reaper apoligized.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Have you seen Koenma?" the oni asked.
"No, I was hoping he was here," said Botan.
"This isn't good," he stated, "Enma* will be mad if he finds out his son isn't doing his work." (A/N-* Ok, I know they say "Yamma" in the series, but I think "Enma" sounds cooler. So nah.)
"Well, then we better find Koenma!" declared Botan. She zoomed off as the orge tried to follow. As soon as Botan arrived at Koenma's office, she picked up the remote to the big-screen TV. She began flipping through the channels searching for Koenma. The blue oni ran in huffing, and he saw that Botan was becoming frustrated.
"ARG!" yelled the blue-haired girl.
"What is it?" questioned the orge.
"All I'm getting is HBO!!!" she screamed in frustration.
"Uh...Is there any other way you can contact Koenma?" the oni suggested.
"I don't think so...or wait...." said Botan. She tried to remember what happened right before she and Koenma left for the picnic.....
//Flashback//
"Here, I want you to take the communitation mirror with you, Botan," stated the baby Koenma.
"Why? We're going to the same place," asked the bubbley girl.
"Er...Just in case..." replied the prince of the spirit world.
//End of Flashback//
Botan reached into her pocket to find the mirror. She opened it up and tried to contact Koenma. His teenager face poped up on the screen, and in the background was the Eiffle Tower.
"Hello, Botan!" he greeted cheerfully.
"You were planning on ditching us all along, weren't you!" she accused.
"Well...heh heh....It's a funny thing, you see-" Koenma tried to explain.
"Are you in France?" questioned the farey girl.
"Uh? Oh yes, wonderful place, France," he answered.
"Koenma, can you PLEASE return? Your father might get mad," Botan pleaded.
"You're right! Be right there!" Koenma assured as his face dissappered from the screen.
^#^#^#^
Yukimura Residence (Keiko's House. If that's not how you spell her last name, then it's a typo)
"What a day!" sighed Keiko. She had just gotten home from the picnic and was ready to sit down and watch TV. She plopped on the couched and turned the TV on with the remote.
"Gr...stupid HBO," she complained as she switched the channel.
I still can't believe Kuwabara's getting married! she thought to herself, I've known Yusuke longer than he's known Yukina! As a matter of fact......
Keiko picked up the phone and began to dial.
^#^#^#^
Urameshi Residence (Yusuke's House)
"What a day!" sighed Yusuke. (beggining to see a pattern?). He had arrived home from the picnic and was ready to go on the internet when the phone rang. He picked it up.
"Yusuke speaking. Who is it?" asked Yusuke rudely.
"Hi Yusuke! This is Keiko," called a female voice from the phone.
"Oh, hey. Why did ya call?" he replied.
"Oh, no reason. I was just thinking....uh....We haven't gone out in a while....You know, you and me," she answered.
"Since when do we go out?" Yusuke inquired.
"Well, it's just...I was thinking about how Kuwabara and Yukina were getting married, and we've barley even dated! We've known each other since the fourth grade*," Keiko stated firmly. (A/N-* I'm making this up. I don't know when they met.)
"Er..wel, I...this is kinda sudden. How about...um...next Saturday?" Yusuke suggested.
"Alright. Come to my house at six. We can plan somethng then. Bye!" Keiko finalized as she hung up.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Yusuke tried, but to late. Yusuke began dialing. He had a word to pick with a certain friend of his.
^#^#^#^
Kuwabra Residence (Duh...)
"What a day!" sighed Kuwabara. He and his sister had just arrived home from the picnic. No sooner had the words left his mouth then the phone rang, Shizuru picked it up.
"Hello?" she said.
"I want to speak to Kuwabara!" yelled Yusuke's voice from the other end of the line.
"You know, that's our family name. So technically-" Shizuru began.
"Whatever! I want to speak with the idiot!" Yusuke replied, annoyed.
"It's for you," Shizuru said as she handed over the phone to her brother, "It's Yusuke."
"What do you want, Urameshi?" questioned Idiot-I mean, Kuwabaka- I mean....you know what I mean.
"Why did you have to go and ask Yukina to marry you?! Now Keiko's going all 'Yusuke, we have to go out' and I'm totally screwed!" complained the adolesent.
"It's not my fault you don't pay enough attention to your girlfriend!" retaliated Kuwabra.
"Your too young to be married! And Yukina can be a hundred something for all we know! She IS a demon," stated Yusuke.
"I don't care! I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else! So keep your girl problems to yourself, okay Urameshi?!" shouted Kuwabra. He hung up before Yusuke could respond.
^#^#^#^ Minamino Residence (Kurama's House)
"What a day!" sighed Kurama (orignal, eh?). Unlike the others, Kurama had to sneak through his window to get into his house. He told his mom that he would be working on the two big school projects he had and he didn't want to be disturbed. He didn't really like lying to his mom, but sometimes he didn't have a choice. He sat down at his desk and looked at his two assingment.
Oi. I have to do a science fair project AND a book report....and they're both due next week, he thought.
A knock came on his door.
"Come in," he said as a force of habit. It was his mom. "Hello, 'Kassan. Do you need something?"
"No, thank you. I know you said not to bother you, but you've been up here for several hours now. Have you gotten a lot of work done?" she asked.
Kurama looked down at his blank papers.
"Yes," he lied, "but I still have quite a bit more to go. I don't think I'll be able to come to dinner."
"You have that much work? Well, if you need any help-"
"I'll come straight to you," he finished for her, "I'd better continue with my work."
"All right. I'll leave you alone," his mom said as she closed the door.
*End of Chapter Four*
Okay, so they acted OOC. So sue me.
*someone sues*
Hey! I didn't mean it literally!
Someone: My lawyer says otherwise.
Someone's Lawyer: *nods*
Fine! *shoots someone and their lawyer* That took care of 'em. So did you like? Please review. oes that actually get more people to review. I mean, are they all like "Well, I wasn't going to review before, but she did ask! So I'll review." Well, whatever.