Title: Maxwell's Silver Spaceship
Author: mao
Disclaimer: Velvet Goldmine belongs to Michael Stipe, Todd Haynes,
and a lot of other people, most namely not me. The original
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" was written and performed by the
incomparable Beatles and was used as a base without permission. I'm
just a poor college student not trying to make any money from this,
and if you sue me, all you'll get is some soda bottles.
Author's Notes: Just popped into my head while I was listening to
Abbey Road. It's weird. And...yeah. And it doesn't rhyme, but that's
ok.
*** Mandy was glittery, wearing lots of silvery Sequins on her gown Late nights dancing with Jack Fairy Ee-ee-ee-eeee... Maxwell Demon still called Brian Slade Approached her in the dark "Can I dance with you, please, Ma-ah-ah-ahndy?" But shortly after their wedding, A spaceship comes to Earth... Zoom, zoom, Maxwell's silver spaceship Came down to the Earth Zoom, zoom, Maxwell's silver spaceship Came down to the Earth Back on the stage again Maxwell wears a dress again
At the crowd he gets annoyed Wishing to become a famous pop i-i-i-dol... He sees Curt nude jumping upon the stage So he waits behind Saying to his wife, "I want to be hi-i-i-im..."
As she smokes her cigarette, smiling, "You'll touch the stars." Zoom, zoom, Maxwell's silver spaceship Came down to the Earth Zoom, zoom, Maxwell's silver spaceship Came down to the Earth Now he's famous for fucking Curt Wild Maxwell no longer Brian Snorting Cocaine all of the ti-i-i-ime... Arthur and Shannon screaming from backstage Say, "oh please fuck me" (Maxwell must fuck me)
But Jerry gets to her first and Shannon lets go-o-o-oo
And as Arthur's given up forever, He meets Curt on the roof Zoom, zoom, Maxwell's silver spaceship Came down to the Earth Zoom, zoom, Maxwell's silver spaceship Came down to the Earth
