Hi! I'm back!! Sorry for the delay, I've been sooooo busy, and blocked. It's sucks big time. Anywho, here's the next little installment. Please, I know this part of the plot is kind of weak, but humor me. If it sucked, tell me. Anyways, enjoy!!~ewankenobi2002
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The Plan
You laugh as Dr. Phil goes into overdrive on a poor ditzy red headed gal. She s nearly shaking and is in tears, but that makes you laugh all the harder.
"I needed humor, the good Doctor provided". You say to thin air.
"What s so funny?"
You look over your shoulder to see that Kenobi has finally awoke.
"Well, good morning sleepy head." you tease, "Well, good afternoon" you correct.
"Afternoon?" He asks, joining you on the couch.
"Yep. 1 p.m. to be precise." You say, curling your legs up underneath you.
"Wow, I've never slept that long in my life." He says, running a hand through his bed-headed hair.
"Ah....slumming the day away is a beautiful thing." You respond happily, "Hungry?"
"Yes, Please"
You smile again, and make your way to the kitchen, him following a few paces behind.
"Turkey or ham?"
"Turkey"
You pull out the sandwich fixings and start slicing cheese and tomatoes.
"Why are you so happy?" he asks.
"I dunno...." You say trailing off, and focusing on the cheese.
"Thank you" He says.
"For what?" you ask while assembling the sandwiches.
"Everything." he says, refusing to meet your eyes.
You smile and laugh, "Your thanking me for picking on you?"
"Um....Yes, I guess I am."
"Okay. Your welcome. It s been my pleasure and I promise I'll do it for the remainder of your stay" you tell him, taking the plates and making your way to the table.
You both eat silently.
He eats so properly it makes you sick. Not slouching, elbows at his side, finishing one bite before taking the next.
You, on the other hand, are the perfect example of a Lady. Your hunched over the table, elbows propping you up, and food flying everywhere.
He stares at you as you finish your last bite, "What?"
"Nothing" he says, "It s just that I've never seen anyone eat like that. Except a Bantha."
"AH!" You stare at him in mock shock "Oh really?"
"Yes." he says simply.
"Oh, well in that case......" You stand and grab the last of his sandwich from him, while he is in mid bite, and eat in one swift gulp.
He stares at you, somewhat shocked, "I wanted that."
"Well, I eat like a bantha remember? So I tend to be a bit greedy with food." you say liking your fingers and smacking your lips.
He just rolls his eyes.
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Well, your bored. Kenobi's reading, leaving you no one to converse with, so your dreadfully bored. You watch him as he reads, his face displaying no emotion, but his eyes are a bright blue, indicating that his book is humorous.
Then your evil little mind devises a plan. You figure that a Jedi really doesn't have time for a personal life, so how would he react to a little.... closeness. You grin. Hey, just because your supposed to heal him, doesn't mean you can't screw with his head for a while.(A/N: that sounded so wrong…)
With this little plan in mind you get up and stalk, yes you stalk, up behind him. He doesn't seem to mind you standing behind, but you wonder if he'll mind what your going to do next.
You bend down, your face right next to his, and start reading over his shoulder. You make your breathing shallow and make sure he can feel it brush across his neck. You've seem to get the point across when you hear his breath hitch and feel his back straighten.
Your grin widens and you see the tips of his ears go bright red.
"That's funny" you tell him, making your voice low and deep in your throat.
"Yep" he says shakily, "Are-Are you done with the page yet?" he asks his voice developing a light shudder.
"Yes." you whisper. He nods and turns the page. You can now tell he's not reading the book anymore, but he's not telling you to move so...... You lay yours arms lightly across his shoulders, your chin now resting on his them.
"I-um-are you-um-could you....um..." he stutters. Now you laugh, but the laugh is low and husky sounding.
"Keep reading Kenobi" you say, dragging your hand across his shoulders as you walk away.
You hear him give a struggled sigh as you walk into your bedroom. You grin a goofy smile. So, Kenobi gets tongue tied when girls get too close.
With this new found information you form the next part of your plan.
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Hehee. Kenobi's asleep and your in the bathroom taking the next steps of your plan and putting them into action.
You hear him rouse in the next room and you turn the shower on. You let your hair down, sticking your head under the water. Once you've got your hair drenched you strip down to a towel and shake your head, making it look like you've just washed it.
This well be good. You wish you had a camcorder.
You wrap the towel tightly around you and take a last deep breath. You can't believe your doing this for fun and out of boredom.
You walk out and grin flirtatiously as you see his mouth drop and his eyes go wide as saucers.
"Sorry. I thought you were asleep. I'll be out in a minute." You grin again and make your way to your small walk in closet. You see his mouth open and close to form words but they seem to escape him at this moment it time.
You search your closet for the right night gown. Then you remember that last year for Christmas your Mother gave you this little slinky silky number. She thought that if you wore more things like that, guys would want to date you instead of be friends, thus you would get married. Mothers have very screwed up minds
You find the little night gown and your surprised it fits. Your surprised you even figured out how to get into it. It's a white silk dress that went down to mid thigh, with a matching silk, see through robe.
You shake your head. What you do for fun. He better enjoy this for it's the only time he'll see YOU like this EVER.
You walk out just as he exits the bathroom and if he hadn't stopped walking your sure he would have tripped over his jaw. You stare at his eyes, looking for emotion, but you can't read them. Their an odd color, like blue with green and gray making a somewhat chocolate teal color.
"Okay, I'm going to bed now." You say, "I'll see ya tomorrow."
All he does is nod and stare at you as you exit the room.
That was..... odd. You giggle slightly. He maybe a genius when it came to work and being a Jedi, but when it came to women, he was completely clueless. You start to fall asleep on your little crapy couch, when in the back of your head a question poses. Why are you doing this???
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That's it for now, I hope it was worth waiting for. I'd like to thank Dr. Amber, my bata and one of my BF's, for helping. She helped with this really………odd story. Also, I'd like to give some credit to Saturn T. Riddle. I got this little plot bunny after reading "Obi-Wan's Choice." Thanks Saturn. More on the way, please Review!!~ewankenobi2002
