Bah! I swear I own Inu Yasha!!! Takahashi sold him to me secretly!! We just
decided that she'd keep on writing/drawing him, so that people wouldn't get
mad at my stick figures. *notices lawyer guys with big briefcases and
sunglasses* Ummmmm....ok ok!!! I was lying!! But Sango put me up to it!!
She threatened me with her boomerang!! I don't own Inu Yasha!! I only use
him as my personal plaything!!!!
Perverts, Ears, and Music- #5
Paradise Kiss, 1:00 a.m.
Sango laughs at something Miroku says. 'Wow, he's a pretty funny guy! I should thank Kagome for waving him over.' She frowns.
"What's wrong Sango? Is something worrying you?" Miroku casually places his hand on Sango's knee and looks up into her eye.
"Oh, I was just wondering where Kagome and Inu Yasha were. They've been gone a long time, neh? Do you think they're still dancing?" Sango looks toward the mass of people on the dance floor, trying to discern her friend from the crowd.
"Maybe they hit it off? Like we did? They could have decided to get a separate table for themselves." Miroku comments, not showing any concern or worry for his absent friend. "Or they could be dancing."
Sango thinks for a few moments. 'Kagome /did/ seem like she liked the guy. But, she would have at least come by to tell me, wouldn't she?' She purses her lips in thought.
'God, her lips are beautiful! Everything about her is beautiful.' Miroku watches her while she thinks. He places his chin on his palm, and smiles. 'What an interesting night this has been! I knew something interesting would happen!' He smiles at her when she notices him staring at her.
"What? Do I have something on my face?" Sango asks, turning to her purse to look in her compact mirror. She stops checking her face when she hears Miroku's laugh. "What's so funny?"
Miroku quiets down, and then grabs her hand. "Sango, nothing could be wrong. I was merely admiring your beauty."
She blushes and looks at their joined hands. "Ummmm, I um, I really like that we met, Miroku." She looks up him shyly.
"I'm glad we met too, Sango." Miroku smiles at her and rubs her hand with his thumb. "Very, very glad."
Sango blushes harder and fidgets in her seat. "So, um. Why don't we dance? Do you want to dance?" She gets off her stool, still holding his hand. 'I can't believe I'm so forward! We just met tonight!'
Miroku beams happily at her. "I would love to dance." He follows her onto the dance floor, watching her butt the whole way.
(A/N: Again, no clue about guy style dancing. If anyone could tell me, or point me to a fic that /does/ have guy dancing, I would love it and give the person chocolate pocky!! Wooo!)
Once they're in the middle, Sango lets go of his hand, and starts moving her body to the rhythm. Miroku watches her for a few moments, and then joins in. The song quickly ends, and the deejay comes on.
"You were listening to the funky beats of 'Axel F' by the up-and-coming Rocki Maki! Coming up, is 'Journeys' by the master of freaking, Tim Fielding!" Deejay Squeaky Master tells the crowd over a low beat.
The song comes on, and Sango moves a little closer to Miroku. He goes with her, and soon, they're thigh to thigh, with Sango practically sitting on Miroku's lap. The song slows down slowly, and so does their body movements, until they're standing still, nose-to-nose, in the middle of the dance floor. They stare into each other's eyes, and Miroku slowly moves in. Sango closes her eyes, and puckers up!
"Oi, Miroku! Where have you been? We've missed you!!" Sango opens her eyes to see Miroku under a very happy guy. She goes bug eyed and stares.
"Where have you been the past few Fridays? You weren't in any of your usual haunts!!!" He hugs Miroku, who still looks shocked, and then stands up. He notices the unmoving Sango, and smiles at her. "Well, who's this pretty thing? Mou, Miroku, is this your new girl? I thought you were saving yourself for me!" He laughs and pulls Miroku up.
"Ah, Sango, I would like you to meet a friend of mine." Miroku dusts himself off and apologizes to the couple he bumped into.
"Friend? Is that all I am to you?" The strange guy pouts playfully and grins. "That's not what you were screaming last night."
Sango goes even more bug eyed, and Miroku shakes his head furiously. "Sango, it's not what you think! I'm not gay!! He's just a friend who might suddenly go missing if he doesn't shut up!" He eyes the giggling boy evilly. The boy simply grins and blows a kiss.
Rolling his eyes, Miroku turns to Sango. "His name is Jakotsu, and I /swear/ I'm not gay. He just likes messing around."
Jakotsu nods, and giggles again. "I'm sorry if I scared you dear, but Miroku's been avoiding me recently!! I was happy to see him, and didn't notice you there!" He smiles and grabs Sango's hand. She stares at him while he looks at her palm. "Hmmm, very interesting."
"What?" Sango asks finally, when it looks like he will not tell her. 'Is he reading my palm? Is he a fortune-teller?'
"Dear, it seems that you are a very interesting gal. This is called the mount of Venus, and it shows how you act in love. Yours shows that you're a fire-cat in bed." He winks at Sango, who frowns and eyes him. He gives her hand back, and winks at Miroku. "This one is a keeper, hon!" He waves and bounds back into the dancing crowd, getting lost almost instantaneously.
Miroku and Sango stand together nervously. After a while, Sango leads Miroku back to their table. She's mildly surprised to find that Inu Yasha and Kagome have returned, and are huddled together talking. They look at them and Kagome blushes slightly. Sango raises an eyebrow at their clasped hands, but asks no questions. Miroku however....
"So, I see that Inu Yasha and Kagome have hit it off." He grins cheekily at the couple and laughs. Inu Yasha growls threateningly at Miroku, who raises his hands up in a peaceful manner.
"And what were you guys doing all this time? When we came back, you guys were gone." Inu Yasha asks them, his eyebrow rose questioningly. Miroku grins and opens his mouth to say something perverted, but Sango beats him to it.
"We were dancing. And then this guy named Jakotsu came by and read my palm." Sango tells Inu Yasha, sitting down and munching on a cold spring roll. "What were you guys talking about?"
"Nothing really. Just when we wanted to meet again." Kagome says, blushing and looking shy. "I need to go to the bathroom. Come with me, please?" She looks at Sango, giving her the we-need-to-talk look. Sango nods and follows her to the bathroom.
"Well? Did you guys kiss?" Kagome asks as soon as the door closes behind them. "Don't lie, I can tell you like him a lot!"
Sango giggles and shakes her head. "We were interrupted by that guy I told you about. But we were going to! So what happened? You took forever, and don't try to tell me that you were dancing the whole time!"
It's Kagome's turn to giggle, and she blushes while she talks. "Kouga's here. And he tried to introduce me to some of friends, but Inu Yasha stood up to him! He was so cool looking! And when Kouga didn't believe me when I said that we were a couple, Inu Yasha kissed me! Do you think I'm going too fast?" She questioned her friend while touching up her make up. "I mean, we just met tonight, and I'm already making out with him!"
Sango ogles her friend. "You made out with him? Wow Kagome, you /are/ quick!" Kagome blushes and shakes her head.
"No! We just kissed, and it was only twice! We came straight back to the table and we started talking about ourselves. He hasn't asked for my number though. Do you think I should ask him first?"
Sango thinks for a few minutes, and then nods her head. "Yeah. He seems like the kind of guy who likes girl that make the first move." 'And you definitely made the first move!' She takes out her eye shadow and re applies it. "Man, I never thought that I sweated so much! It's kind of gross huh?"
Their conversation turned to other silly things, and they left the bathroom laughing and joking.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~)~~~~~~~~O:^)~~~~~~~~~~~~XD~~~~~~~~~~:X
Paradise Kiss, 1: 25 a.m.
The boys are sitting quietly, waiting for the girls to return. Miroku is finishing his beer, and Inu Yasha is sitting back in his chair, a thoughtful expression on his face.
"Oi. Do you think they're talking about us?" Inu Yasha asks Miroku. He sips his beer and nods.
"That is what most women talk about when they go to the bathroom. Do you like Kagome?"
The sudden change in conversation catches Inu Yasha off guard for a few moments. He leans forwards to talk. "Yes. She's beautiful, and smart, and funny, and she's a great dancer. Do you like Sango?"
"Very much. I was going to kiss her, but Jakotsu interrupted us. You've kissed Kagome, right?"
Inu Yasha nods. "Yeah, I have. I had to because one of her ex-boyfriends was trying to force her away, and he wouldn't believe her when she said we were a couple."
Miroku nods and silence reigns again at their little table. Inu Yasha watches the people on the dance floor, ad Miroku flags down a waitress to order another beer.
The crowd is thumping with the beat, and their bodies almost move as one massive blob of sexual moves. Some of the couples on the outskirts of the blob are practically humping each other's legs, and in the very back, Inu Yasha can see couples making out and more. The song turns into a steady, almost heartbeat-like, and the entire crowd moves their bodies with it. Suddenly, the song turns into a heavy techno sound, and circles are formed around some guys doing their stuff. Inu Yasha watches, only half- interested, at one guy who is actually quite good. 'Feh. I could do better.'
"Hi guys! Sorry we kept you waiting, the bathroom was full of girls!" Kagome said, and sat back down next to Inu Yasha. "What were you guys doing while we were gone?"
Inu Yasha turns his head away from the crowd. "Nothing really."
Kagome pouts and grabs a spring roll. "Sometimes guy are so boring, right Sango-chan?"
"Yeah. But I like them." Sango grins at Miroku and squeezes his hand. "Some of them can be interesting."
Kagome giggles at them, and turns back to Inu Yasha. "Inu Yasha, can I call you some time? You know, to talk or something?"
Inu Yasha nods quickly and pats himself down for a pen. "Just let me find a pen." Kagome giggles and takes out her cell.
"Just give it to me, and I'll put it in here."
Inu Yasha tells her, and she plugs it in.
"Can I call you?" Inu Yasha asks. She gives him her cell number, and he writes it on a napkin with a pen Miroku handed him. They smile at each other when it's done, and sit nervously.
"Kagome, do you want to dance again?" Sango asks her. Kagome nods. "Do you want to come with us?" She asks Miroku.
Miroku readily agrees, and Kagome asks Inu Yasha if he wants to come too. They all head out to the dance floor together, and start dancing.
At first, the girls dance together, and the guys just stand there, watching their respective girls. The girls quickly turn back to the guys, and mad freaking begins! Kagome's using her legs, and Sango's giving her butt a good workout. The guys are very happy about this, and try their hardest to express their feelings.
(------------------------------ Meanwhile, back with Leather Guy!
Kouga is on the prowl. He's looking for Kagome. He doesn't see her on the dance floor, so he checks the tables. He sots her when she stands up.
He's almost there, when he notices the silver haired guy sitting next to his woman. He growls, and cracks his knuckles. 'No one touches my woman, but me!' He's stomping towards them; ready to rip the guy's hand out of his woman's, when the freaky Leather Guy pops up in front of him. "Holy shit!" He yells and takes a step back.
Leather Guy grins, and pulls on a pair of fingerless black leather gloves. "Naughty naughty boy! You said a bad word! I should punish you!" He sticks his hand to his side, and a girl, crawling next to him, wearing a tight leather tube dress, a black choker (A/N: leash included!), and a pair of cat ears, hands him a leather whip.
"Yes master! Punish the naughty boy! And when you're done, can I play with him?" She giggles and crawls towards Kouga. He just eyes the girl, frozen in shock.
Before the girl can touch Kouga, Leather Guy cracks his whip. "Down girl! Bad, bad, kitty!" The cat girl pouts and crawls back towards her master. Leather Guy rubs her head and eyes Kouga again. "He's mine for tonight! You can play with him tomorrow."
Kouga laughs. "You think you can take me? Go ahead and try it!" He takes a fighting stance and waits.
Leather Guy looks humored, and then he laughs. Cat Girl laughs too, but is silenced when Leather Guy spanks her with a paddle. Kouga relaxes his stance, and looks confused. 'Most people don't laugh when I challenge them.'
Leather Guy shakes his finger, then raises his whip. Kouga finally comprehends what Leather Guy is planning, and he 'yips' and tries to run.
"Bad wolf, bad!" Leather Guy yells then catches Kouga by the ankle with the tip of his whip. "Come here boy!"
Kouga tries to halt his movements by dragging his nails into the floor. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!' His mind is screaming, but all he lets out is a "Yip!"
The Cat Girl is cheering Leather Guy on, and as soon as Kouga is near enough, she lies on top of him, licking his face. "I wanna play with you too!" She whispers into his ear. She turns to Leather Guy, a pout on her lips. "Master, please can I play with him first?"
Leather Guy contemplates, and then nods his head. "Only if you promise not to play gently." Cat Girl nods her head, and starts dragging Kouga to the wall with her teeth. "Save some for me!" Leather Guy yells out, laughing and waving goodbye.
Kouga wakes up from his faint (A/N: Cat Girl didn't notice.....) and look around. He can't see things clearly, so he shakes his head. He hears something moving, and he turns his head. His eyes bug out at the sight that greets him.
It's Cat Girl, except she's changed outfits. She's now wearing black wings and a red tube dress. Her cat ears and collar are still present, but the leash is missing. She smiles evilly at Kouga and licks her lips. "Mmmmmm, you look tasty wolf-boy."
Kouga looks down at himself and almost faints again. His clothes have been ripped to shreds. His tank top is gone, and his pants are barely covering himself. He feels a weight on his neck, and he lifts his hands to check. "What the hell did you put on my neck?! And what did you do to my clothes?!
Cat Girl smiles again. "It's a dog collar, of course! Don't you like it?" She giggles and steps toward Wolf Bo-errr, Kouga. She pulls out a wooden paddle from her back and raises it to her face. Her grin turns to a smile that should be on a cat that just had its cream.
Kouga does the only thing possible. He faints.
Cat Girl frowns and pouts. "Oh poo! It's no fun when they're asleep!" She sighs and puts the paddle down. "Oh well! It was kind of fun dressing him!" She giggles and moves toward the closet in the back of the room. "Maybe I can find an outfit that better suits him?"
!@#$%&*
M&M: And that's it for now!! Did I go too far with the whole Kouga thing? Hee hee, I was having fun with him!
Kouga: AAA!! You really hate me, don't you?
M&M: No, I just thought you needed something to get your mind off of Kagome and Inu Yasha's new relationship!
Inu Yasha: Even /I/ pity him!
M&M: O~oo. Was it that bad? Oh well!
All facefault.
M&M: What? Can't I be evil?
Miroku: Review!!!! Stop her madness!
Sango: If you review, maybe she'll get ideas!
M&M: Yes!! Send me some ideas!! My brain is gearing up for school! A.K.A. killing my imagination, turning me into a crazed zombie that can only speak in math formulas and correct English!! Save me!!!!
Kagome: I know how you feel!!!
M&M and Kagome hug each other and weep over their miseries.
Miroku: Is school that bad?
M&M and Kagome: YES!!!!
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ^(*_*)^ (knocked out Inu Yasha!!
Perverts, Ears, and Music- #5
Paradise Kiss, 1:00 a.m.
Sango laughs at something Miroku says. 'Wow, he's a pretty funny guy! I should thank Kagome for waving him over.' She frowns.
"What's wrong Sango? Is something worrying you?" Miroku casually places his hand on Sango's knee and looks up into her eye.
"Oh, I was just wondering where Kagome and Inu Yasha were. They've been gone a long time, neh? Do you think they're still dancing?" Sango looks toward the mass of people on the dance floor, trying to discern her friend from the crowd.
"Maybe they hit it off? Like we did? They could have decided to get a separate table for themselves." Miroku comments, not showing any concern or worry for his absent friend. "Or they could be dancing."
Sango thinks for a few moments. 'Kagome /did/ seem like she liked the guy. But, she would have at least come by to tell me, wouldn't she?' She purses her lips in thought.
'God, her lips are beautiful! Everything about her is beautiful.' Miroku watches her while she thinks. He places his chin on his palm, and smiles. 'What an interesting night this has been! I knew something interesting would happen!' He smiles at her when she notices him staring at her.
"What? Do I have something on my face?" Sango asks, turning to her purse to look in her compact mirror. She stops checking her face when she hears Miroku's laugh. "What's so funny?"
Miroku quiets down, and then grabs her hand. "Sango, nothing could be wrong. I was merely admiring your beauty."
She blushes and looks at their joined hands. "Ummmm, I um, I really like that we met, Miroku." She looks up him shyly.
"I'm glad we met too, Sango." Miroku smiles at her and rubs her hand with his thumb. "Very, very glad."
Sango blushes harder and fidgets in her seat. "So, um. Why don't we dance? Do you want to dance?" She gets off her stool, still holding his hand. 'I can't believe I'm so forward! We just met tonight!'
Miroku beams happily at her. "I would love to dance." He follows her onto the dance floor, watching her butt the whole way.
(A/N: Again, no clue about guy style dancing. If anyone could tell me, or point me to a fic that /does/ have guy dancing, I would love it and give the person chocolate pocky!! Wooo!)
Once they're in the middle, Sango lets go of his hand, and starts moving her body to the rhythm. Miroku watches her for a few moments, and then joins in. The song quickly ends, and the deejay comes on.
"You were listening to the funky beats of 'Axel F' by the up-and-coming Rocki Maki! Coming up, is 'Journeys' by the master of freaking, Tim Fielding!" Deejay Squeaky Master tells the crowd over a low beat.
The song comes on, and Sango moves a little closer to Miroku. He goes with her, and soon, they're thigh to thigh, with Sango practically sitting on Miroku's lap. The song slows down slowly, and so does their body movements, until they're standing still, nose-to-nose, in the middle of the dance floor. They stare into each other's eyes, and Miroku slowly moves in. Sango closes her eyes, and puckers up!
"Oi, Miroku! Where have you been? We've missed you!!" Sango opens her eyes to see Miroku under a very happy guy. She goes bug eyed and stares.
"Where have you been the past few Fridays? You weren't in any of your usual haunts!!!" He hugs Miroku, who still looks shocked, and then stands up. He notices the unmoving Sango, and smiles at her. "Well, who's this pretty thing? Mou, Miroku, is this your new girl? I thought you were saving yourself for me!" He laughs and pulls Miroku up.
"Ah, Sango, I would like you to meet a friend of mine." Miroku dusts himself off and apologizes to the couple he bumped into.
"Friend? Is that all I am to you?" The strange guy pouts playfully and grins. "That's not what you were screaming last night."
Sango goes even more bug eyed, and Miroku shakes his head furiously. "Sango, it's not what you think! I'm not gay!! He's just a friend who might suddenly go missing if he doesn't shut up!" He eyes the giggling boy evilly. The boy simply grins and blows a kiss.
Rolling his eyes, Miroku turns to Sango. "His name is Jakotsu, and I /swear/ I'm not gay. He just likes messing around."
Jakotsu nods, and giggles again. "I'm sorry if I scared you dear, but Miroku's been avoiding me recently!! I was happy to see him, and didn't notice you there!" He smiles and grabs Sango's hand. She stares at him while he looks at her palm. "Hmmm, very interesting."
"What?" Sango asks finally, when it looks like he will not tell her. 'Is he reading my palm? Is he a fortune-teller?'
"Dear, it seems that you are a very interesting gal. This is called the mount of Venus, and it shows how you act in love. Yours shows that you're a fire-cat in bed." He winks at Sango, who frowns and eyes him. He gives her hand back, and winks at Miroku. "This one is a keeper, hon!" He waves and bounds back into the dancing crowd, getting lost almost instantaneously.
Miroku and Sango stand together nervously. After a while, Sango leads Miroku back to their table. She's mildly surprised to find that Inu Yasha and Kagome have returned, and are huddled together talking. They look at them and Kagome blushes slightly. Sango raises an eyebrow at their clasped hands, but asks no questions. Miroku however....
"So, I see that Inu Yasha and Kagome have hit it off." He grins cheekily at the couple and laughs. Inu Yasha growls threateningly at Miroku, who raises his hands up in a peaceful manner.
"And what were you guys doing all this time? When we came back, you guys were gone." Inu Yasha asks them, his eyebrow rose questioningly. Miroku grins and opens his mouth to say something perverted, but Sango beats him to it.
"We were dancing. And then this guy named Jakotsu came by and read my palm." Sango tells Inu Yasha, sitting down and munching on a cold spring roll. "What were you guys talking about?"
"Nothing really. Just when we wanted to meet again." Kagome says, blushing and looking shy. "I need to go to the bathroom. Come with me, please?" She looks at Sango, giving her the we-need-to-talk look. Sango nods and follows her to the bathroom.
"Well? Did you guys kiss?" Kagome asks as soon as the door closes behind them. "Don't lie, I can tell you like him a lot!"
Sango giggles and shakes her head. "We were interrupted by that guy I told you about. But we were going to! So what happened? You took forever, and don't try to tell me that you were dancing the whole time!"
It's Kagome's turn to giggle, and she blushes while she talks. "Kouga's here. And he tried to introduce me to some of friends, but Inu Yasha stood up to him! He was so cool looking! And when Kouga didn't believe me when I said that we were a couple, Inu Yasha kissed me! Do you think I'm going too fast?" She questioned her friend while touching up her make up. "I mean, we just met tonight, and I'm already making out with him!"
Sango ogles her friend. "You made out with him? Wow Kagome, you /are/ quick!" Kagome blushes and shakes her head.
"No! We just kissed, and it was only twice! We came straight back to the table and we started talking about ourselves. He hasn't asked for my number though. Do you think I should ask him first?"
Sango thinks for a few minutes, and then nods her head. "Yeah. He seems like the kind of guy who likes girl that make the first move." 'And you definitely made the first move!' She takes out her eye shadow and re applies it. "Man, I never thought that I sweated so much! It's kind of gross huh?"
Their conversation turned to other silly things, and they left the bathroom laughing and joking.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~)~~~~~~~~O:^)~~~~~~~~~~~~XD~~~~~~~~~~:X
Paradise Kiss, 1: 25 a.m.
The boys are sitting quietly, waiting for the girls to return. Miroku is finishing his beer, and Inu Yasha is sitting back in his chair, a thoughtful expression on his face.
"Oi. Do you think they're talking about us?" Inu Yasha asks Miroku. He sips his beer and nods.
"That is what most women talk about when they go to the bathroom. Do you like Kagome?"
The sudden change in conversation catches Inu Yasha off guard for a few moments. He leans forwards to talk. "Yes. She's beautiful, and smart, and funny, and she's a great dancer. Do you like Sango?"
"Very much. I was going to kiss her, but Jakotsu interrupted us. You've kissed Kagome, right?"
Inu Yasha nods. "Yeah, I have. I had to because one of her ex-boyfriends was trying to force her away, and he wouldn't believe her when she said we were a couple."
Miroku nods and silence reigns again at their little table. Inu Yasha watches the people on the dance floor, ad Miroku flags down a waitress to order another beer.
The crowd is thumping with the beat, and their bodies almost move as one massive blob of sexual moves. Some of the couples on the outskirts of the blob are practically humping each other's legs, and in the very back, Inu Yasha can see couples making out and more. The song turns into a steady, almost heartbeat-like, and the entire crowd moves their bodies with it. Suddenly, the song turns into a heavy techno sound, and circles are formed around some guys doing their stuff. Inu Yasha watches, only half- interested, at one guy who is actually quite good. 'Feh. I could do better.'
"Hi guys! Sorry we kept you waiting, the bathroom was full of girls!" Kagome said, and sat back down next to Inu Yasha. "What were you guys doing while we were gone?"
Inu Yasha turns his head away from the crowd. "Nothing really."
Kagome pouts and grabs a spring roll. "Sometimes guy are so boring, right Sango-chan?"
"Yeah. But I like them." Sango grins at Miroku and squeezes his hand. "Some of them can be interesting."
Kagome giggles at them, and turns back to Inu Yasha. "Inu Yasha, can I call you some time? You know, to talk or something?"
Inu Yasha nods quickly and pats himself down for a pen. "Just let me find a pen." Kagome giggles and takes out her cell.
"Just give it to me, and I'll put it in here."
Inu Yasha tells her, and she plugs it in.
"Can I call you?" Inu Yasha asks. She gives him her cell number, and he writes it on a napkin with a pen Miroku handed him. They smile at each other when it's done, and sit nervously.
"Kagome, do you want to dance again?" Sango asks her. Kagome nods. "Do you want to come with us?" She asks Miroku.
Miroku readily agrees, and Kagome asks Inu Yasha if he wants to come too. They all head out to the dance floor together, and start dancing.
At first, the girls dance together, and the guys just stand there, watching their respective girls. The girls quickly turn back to the guys, and mad freaking begins! Kagome's using her legs, and Sango's giving her butt a good workout. The guys are very happy about this, and try their hardest to express their feelings.
(------------------------------ Meanwhile, back with Leather Guy!
Kouga is on the prowl. He's looking for Kagome. He doesn't see her on the dance floor, so he checks the tables. He sots her when she stands up.
He's almost there, when he notices the silver haired guy sitting next to his woman. He growls, and cracks his knuckles. 'No one touches my woman, but me!' He's stomping towards them; ready to rip the guy's hand out of his woman's, when the freaky Leather Guy pops up in front of him. "Holy shit!" He yells and takes a step back.
Leather Guy grins, and pulls on a pair of fingerless black leather gloves. "Naughty naughty boy! You said a bad word! I should punish you!" He sticks his hand to his side, and a girl, crawling next to him, wearing a tight leather tube dress, a black choker (A/N: leash included!), and a pair of cat ears, hands him a leather whip.
"Yes master! Punish the naughty boy! And when you're done, can I play with him?" She giggles and crawls towards Kouga. He just eyes the girl, frozen in shock.
Before the girl can touch Kouga, Leather Guy cracks his whip. "Down girl! Bad, bad, kitty!" The cat girl pouts and crawls back towards her master. Leather Guy rubs her head and eyes Kouga again. "He's mine for tonight! You can play with him tomorrow."
Kouga laughs. "You think you can take me? Go ahead and try it!" He takes a fighting stance and waits.
Leather Guy looks humored, and then he laughs. Cat Girl laughs too, but is silenced when Leather Guy spanks her with a paddle. Kouga relaxes his stance, and looks confused. 'Most people don't laugh when I challenge them.'
Leather Guy shakes his finger, then raises his whip. Kouga finally comprehends what Leather Guy is planning, and he 'yips' and tries to run.
"Bad wolf, bad!" Leather Guy yells then catches Kouga by the ankle with the tip of his whip. "Come here boy!"
Kouga tries to halt his movements by dragging his nails into the floor. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!' His mind is screaming, but all he lets out is a "Yip!"
The Cat Girl is cheering Leather Guy on, and as soon as Kouga is near enough, she lies on top of him, licking his face. "I wanna play with you too!" She whispers into his ear. She turns to Leather Guy, a pout on her lips. "Master, please can I play with him first?"
Leather Guy contemplates, and then nods his head. "Only if you promise not to play gently." Cat Girl nods her head, and starts dragging Kouga to the wall with her teeth. "Save some for me!" Leather Guy yells out, laughing and waving goodbye.
Kouga wakes up from his faint (A/N: Cat Girl didn't notice.....) and look around. He can't see things clearly, so he shakes his head. He hears something moving, and he turns his head. His eyes bug out at the sight that greets him.
It's Cat Girl, except she's changed outfits. She's now wearing black wings and a red tube dress. Her cat ears and collar are still present, but the leash is missing. She smiles evilly at Kouga and licks her lips. "Mmmmmm, you look tasty wolf-boy."
Kouga looks down at himself and almost faints again. His clothes have been ripped to shreds. His tank top is gone, and his pants are barely covering himself. He feels a weight on his neck, and he lifts his hands to check. "What the hell did you put on my neck?! And what did you do to my clothes?!
Cat Girl smiles again. "It's a dog collar, of course! Don't you like it?" She giggles and steps toward Wolf Bo-errr, Kouga. She pulls out a wooden paddle from her back and raises it to her face. Her grin turns to a smile that should be on a cat that just had its cream.
Kouga does the only thing possible. He faints.
Cat Girl frowns and pouts. "Oh poo! It's no fun when they're asleep!" She sighs and puts the paddle down. "Oh well! It was kind of fun dressing him!" She giggles and moves toward the closet in the back of the room. "Maybe I can find an outfit that better suits him?"
!@#$%&*
M&M: And that's it for now!! Did I go too far with the whole Kouga thing? Hee hee, I was having fun with him!
Kouga: AAA!! You really hate me, don't you?
M&M: No, I just thought you needed something to get your mind off of Kagome and Inu Yasha's new relationship!
Inu Yasha: Even /I/ pity him!
M&M: O~oo. Was it that bad? Oh well!
All facefault.
M&M: What? Can't I be evil?
Miroku: Review!!!! Stop her madness!
Sango: If you review, maybe she'll get ideas!
M&M: Yes!! Send me some ideas!! My brain is gearing up for school! A.K.A. killing my imagination, turning me into a crazed zombie that can only speak in math formulas and correct English!! Save me!!!!
Kagome: I know how you feel!!!
M&M and Kagome hug each other and weep over their miseries.
Miroku: Is school that bad?
M&M and Kagome: YES!!!!
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ^(*_*)^ (knocked out Inu Yasha!!