Okay, this is the next update! Excited? Good!!! To answer some questions:

The bonding thing, I must admit, was a little odd, but no "you" and Kenobi weren't, I REPEAT, weren't having sex. This is after all PG 13. all it was, was creating a bond through the Force. Um………… it's sort of similar to Master/Padawan bond, but not. It's……what's the word…… a Healing bond. There we go.

Okay, now that that's straightened out, on with the fic!!!

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Okay. This was it. The big time. You've been planning this little event for a week now, timing it perfectly. For the last week you've been doing little things like reading over his shoulder and wear that damned little slinky thing.

You press your ear up to the bedroom door. Thank goodness he's never learned the value of a lock. You start your countdown.

"5.... 4.... 3.... 2....." Then you burst in the door, "Hey, I was just thinking--" you stop in mid sentence and stare.

This is NOT what you've expected. You expected something.... ya know sexy like briefs or a Speedo or SOMETHING! Not this.......

"Really Kenobi? Pink Fluffy Bunnies" you say grinning. He stares at you, face frozen, his pants half on, and one foot in the air that was about to be put in the pants. You start laughing. Badly.

"GET OUT!!!" He screeches. You keep laughing, "GET OUT!!!!!" his face is glowing bright red and you can't get a clear view of his eyes. Their clouded.

Tears spill down your face as you stumble out of the room. You make your way to the kitchen when you feel a pair of strong hands spin you around and back you into a wall

It's Kenobi, red faced, green eyed, and his pant's are finally on but hanging on his hips.

"This is not funny" He growls.

"Yes it is."

"No, IT'S NOT!" He growls again. You try to stop laughing, but it just won't stop. Then you look up into his eyes, and to your horror and surprise their the brightest blue you've ever seen. Like crystal.

You start to panic now. Your hoping to God that he's embarrassed. His face has dropped threateningly low to yours and you frantically think of a way out.

Then in a mere second, you duck under his legs and bolt out to the other side of the room. He stares at you, his face in shock.

"My. Legs." he says, "Stay out from under them"

"Don't worry I plan to." You grumble.

"Should I take that as a complement or insult?" he asks. You can tell he's trying to lighten the mood that just feel between you.

"Complement."

"Okay."

You flop down on the couch and rub your eyes. But, when you close them, you see those two crystal orbs staring back at you.

::No....:: you think, ::He was just embarrassed. It was just a joke anyways....::

"What?" you hear Kenobi hiss from the other side of the room.

"Nothing" you mumble.

"WHAT was a joke?" he hisses between his teeth.

You gasp. You forgot about Jedi and the ability to read thoughts and emotions through the force. ::Crap..... Damn it, I got to stop thinking out loud!::

"Um... I didn't mean..." you stumble.

"WHAT WAS A JOKE!?!?!?!?!?" He yells.

"I was just bored and decided that you--"

Before you can finish he's got you against the same wall. What's with him and walls? You look down at his legs for another quick escape to find them together, perfectly straight. Damn.

"Explain" He growls.

"I decided that maybe...." then you can't help it. Your terrified. He's scaring you now, and tears slowly make their way down your face. He's damn scary when he wants to be.

"It was just a joke... It was just a joke..." you repeat over and over again, "I was just messing with your head... You don t need to take it so personally......"

" Not take it too PERSONALLY!!!! When you came out in that damn little skimpy number... "he pauses, "You don't even KNOW what you were messing with!!!!!!!" he practically screams.

You look away now and scrunch your face up in horror. That was TOO MUCH information.

"I hope your happy." he spits the words out as if poison on his tongue, "Making a man fall in love with you, because he thinks your attracted to him."

"WHAT!!!!!!" you say, "what did you say?" you ask. Your voice is becoming hoarse and kind of squeaky.

He turns bright pink, "Um...." His eyes go from blue to green in 2.2 seconds, "NO! It doesn't matter what I said! What matters is that you deceived me! And.... I... UGH!" he stomps out of the room and into the bedroom, the tails of the front of his pants flapping around. You hear to lock snap shut.

Great. You've really screwed things up now.

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Wow, I think this is most screwed up chapter of them all. Ah, my odd little mind. Must give thanks to the all powerful Bata, Dr. Amber. She's awesome. And to my little group of friends who have listened to my drown on and on at school about this story. Hehehe. Thanks everyone. Thanks everyone for reviewing!! I love checking my mail and seeing that I have reviews!!!! More on the way!!~ewankenobi2002