Tom

Evening, officer. Heh, yeah. I'm pretty soaked. Yes, I was in the building when the sprinklers went off. No, of course I wouldn't mind answering a few questions. I don't go to this school, by the way.

I'm Tom, Tom Sloane. Yeah, they are my parents. I was invited to this dance by my girlfriend, her name is Daria. Honestly officer, I didn't see anything suspicious. Daria and I came in, mingled a bit, and she said she had to use the restroom. So, I went and stood by the punch, as is custom, am I right? Yes, sorry.

Anyway, I stood there for about five minutes, and then the sprinklers went off. A few girls started screaming, but it really wasn't that big of a deal. This suit did cost a bit, though. I hope it wasn't ruined.

Um, officer? May I ask a favour? I haven't seen Daria since she went to the restroom. I think she may have gotten soaked and gone somewhere to clean up, but I'm still a bit worried. If you see her, could you tell her I'm looking for her? Kind of short, brown hair, comes past her shoulders. Thick glasses, and she's wearing a weird green dress.

No, thank you, officer. Always a pleasure. Have a nice night. You too. Okay, then.