Kevin
Hey, a policeman! Brit, we're saved! Dude, we've been up on this roof for hours! Uh, that's not a condom. I mean, it is. But, uh, it was like, here when we got here. What do you mean, 'there'?
No prob, sir! So, me and Brit came up here to, um. Look at the stars! And while we were up here, we started hearing this weird scratchy noise. Anyway, I told Brit it sounded like the wind, but then we heard some whispering!
And Brit was all freaked out, because she thought maybe it was some guy with a hook arm like in that new movie! But everything was cool, because I was up there to protect her.
So, I looked behind that big shack thing right there, and I found Daria and that other girl. Um, I can't remember. She draws cartoons... Jane! Yeah, and they were both sitting down next to this cool switch. They were talking, and I was like 'Boo!' and they both were surprised, it was awesome!
Hey man, I don't know what they were talking about. Probably girl stuff. You know. Shoe sales or something. Anyway, I asked them why they were up there, because, you know. Daria told me they were waiting for their alien mother ship, but I think she was joking. They got up to leave, and Daria said it was too bad they couldn't just take the deluxe football team elevator down to the dance.
I was like, whoa! I never knew we had an elevator! So I asked her what she meant. She told me that the switch thing she was sitting next to made an elevator come up to the roof, but only team members could use it. So, her and Jane had to leave down the staircase.
Anyway, after me and Brit were done, you know. Watching things, we went to leave. But the block of wood I put under the door was gone, and it was locked! I think Daria must have forgotten to leave it in. Brit got upset, but then I remembered about the elevator! And I figured it would be all right if I used it, since I'm the Q.B.
When I pulled the switch, though, I think the elevator got stuck. Because we heard an alarm go off, and it never came up. That's why we were stuck up here. Hey, where are you taking me? Cool! I get to ride in your car?
Hey, a policeman! Brit, we're saved! Dude, we've been up on this roof for hours! Uh, that's not a condom. I mean, it is. But, uh, it was like, here when we got here. What do you mean, 'there'?
No prob, sir! So, me and Brit came up here to, um. Look at the stars! And while we were up here, we started hearing this weird scratchy noise. Anyway, I told Brit it sounded like the wind, but then we heard some whispering!
And Brit was all freaked out, because she thought maybe it was some guy with a hook arm like in that new movie! But everything was cool, because I was up there to protect her.
So, I looked behind that big shack thing right there, and I found Daria and that other girl. Um, I can't remember. She draws cartoons... Jane! Yeah, and they were both sitting down next to this cool switch. They were talking, and I was like 'Boo!' and they both were surprised, it was awesome!
Hey man, I don't know what they were talking about. Probably girl stuff. You know. Shoe sales or something. Anyway, I asked them why they were up there, because, you know. Daria told me they were waiting for their alien mother ship, but I think she was joking. They got up to leave, and Daria said it was too bad they couldn't just take the deluxe football team elevator down to the dance.
I was like, whoa! I never knew we had an elevator! So I asked her what she meant. She told me that the switch thing she was sitting next to made an elevator come up to the roof, but only team members could use it. So, her and Jane had to leave down the staircase.
Anyway, after me and Brit were done, you know. Watching things, we went to leave. But the block of wood I put under the door was gone, and it was locked! I think Daria must have forgotten to leave it in. Brit got upset, but then I remembered about the elevator! And I figured it would be all right if I used it, since I'm the Q.B.
When I pulled the switch, though, I think the elevator got stuck. Because we heard an alarm go off, and it never came up. That's why we were stuck up here. Hey, where are you taking me? Cool! I get to ride in your car?