Look Mommy I'm British
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A/N Please review this is a story that I came up with my brother
"Bloody hell whelp you can't drive" Spike grumbled as he, Xander, and Willow drove their way to Giles' house.
"Oh like you fancy pants Brits can do any better" replied Xander. After sharing his basement with Spike Xander was tired of the vampire's constant whining.
"Sod off" Spike shot back.
"What is it with the British and how they talk and drive, it's amazing how the country can function." Said Xander in a sarcastic tone.
"Look whelp I don't make fun of your nationality so don't make fun of mine."
All of the sudden Xander swerved the car into the left lane and shouted with a fake accent "Look mommy I'm British, I'm British."
"Damn it, I'd kill you if I didn't have this bloody chip in my Head" grumbled Spike.
"Well spike I think a head on collision will beat you to it" piped a frightened Willow from the back seat.
Xander saw head lights and quickly made his way to the right lane. The experience was an ordeal that made all three laugh to think about.
P.S. I don't have anything against Brittish people so if you are British please don't take offence.