(A/N: I don't own Smallville, so if you sued me, the only thing you would
get is 300 pennies and a room full of hott guy posters.)
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Clark was speechless. Every time he opened his mouth, he closed it in disbelief. Lana smiled. "Well, Clark, Chloe, Pete. What do you think of my new hair color? I love it. I took your advice Chloe." Clark gave Chloe a what-the-hell-kind-of-advice-did-you-give-her look. Chloe looked puzzled. "Lana, I never told you to bleach your hair..so what exactly did I say?" Lana laughed. "Don't you remember our conversation about blondes having more fun? You told me to try it out, you know being a blonde."
Chloe laughed nervously. "Oh right. Lana, I wasn't being serious about you dying your hair though. Don't get me wrong it looks great, but it still doesn't explain why you are here with Lex." Lex grinned. "I can explain that. Ms. Lang and I are sort of dating. So, I decided that being her "boss" I should escort her to work."
Pete, who had been unusually quiet, burst in, "Wait. Isn't this kind of illegal? Lex, you are twenty-two, and Lana is seventeen..isn't that a bit odd? Isn't that what the cops call, erm..jailbait?" Clark added, "Yeah Lana. What do you think Nell would say if she knew?" Lana looked at Pete and Clark, furiously. "If you can't support my decision, then I want you to leave the Talon, right now." Clark flashed Lex an angry look. "Alright, fine Lana. If you don't want my business, I'll go else where. Like, the Beanery. Have a nice day. Lana. Mr. Luthor." And with a curt nod, Clark walked out. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ As Clark left the crowded Talon, he bumped into Helen Bryce, who was crying. "Dr. Bryce, excuse me..Dr. Bryce are you ok?" Helen Bryce nodded, and through tears she added, "I'm fine Clark. Thanks..Clark..may I ask you erm..personal question?" Clark answered, "Sure, Dr. B. Ask away." Dr. Bryce sniffed. "Do..do you like blondes better than brunettes?"
Clark couldn't help himself. He laughed out loud. "No offense Dr. B. I didn't mean to laugh like that. Actually, I am more attracted to red heads. But, there aren't that many around Smallville, so I go for next best thing.brunettes. But seriously, I mostly judge on personality, so hair color isn't that important. May I ask why?" She shook her head too quickly, as to avoid the question. Clark, who was concerned, led Dr. Bryce to a bench and sat her down. She told Clark that Lex had broken off their engagement because he liked blonde girls better. Clark was furious. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Clark rushed back into the Talon, and walked back up to Lana, who was talking to Lex at the bar, completely ignoring Chloe and Pete. Angrily, he burst out, "Lana, I have to talk to you." Lana smiled flirtatiously. "Sure Clark. The Beanery not have hot enough waitresses for you Clark?" Clark's deep green eyes flashed. "I don't have time for jokes. Did you know that Lex, I mean Mr. Luthor broke off his engagement with Helen Bryce because *he* likes blondes better. She was outside the Talon crying because." Lana interrupted angrily, "And you were only to happy to comfort her, weren't you Clark. Pretty boy Clark Kent, always to the rescue. Always dependable, right? Well, you are just a poor, little farm boy who." Clark choked. Is that what Lana really thought of him? A poor farm boy? He was ready to give Lana Lang a piece of his mind. "Oh really Lana? Who is the girl who had to stay in Smallville and burden other people because she was too selfish to accept Nell's decision to marry Dean? Who have I been only but nice to? Have I ever intentionally hurt you Lana? No, I have not. Who is the girl who broke Chloe and I up? Who is the girl that is the cause for Dr. Bryce and Lex's break-up? Oh and just so you know, Dr. Bryce is worth twelve of you. What is the girl's name? Her name is Lana Lang. And what man is going to have no part ever again in her life? Well, his name is Clark Kent. Have a nice life Lana, I'm just going to go home and be my "poor little farm boy" self. Oh, and by the way, you look terrible as a blonde." Lana was speechless, and her mouth hung open, tears in her eyes. And Clark rushed out, not even bothering to bid good day to Chloe and Pete.
Chloe looked surprised. She glanced at Pete and whispered, "well, I guess Lana is no longer his obsession." Chloe and Pete laughed together at the thought.
Lex whistled lowly. "Wow, Lana. He sure.." Lana glared at him. "Shut up Lex." Lex smirked and whispered to himself, "Damn, it must be her time of the month."
***So, what do you think? Do you think it's crap? Did Lana deserve that? Is the story good? Bad? Do you think I should have Clark under the influence of Red Kryptonite? Should Lana be "bad Lana"? Give me your suggestions! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW*****
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Clark was speechless. Every time he opened his mouth, he closed it in disbelief. Lana smiled. "Well, Clark, Chloe, Pete. What do you think of my new hair color? I love it. I took your advice Chloe." Clark gave Chloe a what-the-hell-kind-of-advice-did-you-give-her look. Chloe looked puzzled. "Lana, I never told you to bleach your hair..so what exactly did I say?" Lana laughed. "Don't you remember our conversation about blondes having more fun? You told me to try it out, you know being a blonde."
Chloe laughed nervously. "Oh right. Lana, I wasn't being serious about you dying your hair though. Don't get me wrong it looks great, but it still doesn't explain why you are here with Lex." Lex grinned. "I can explain that. Ms. Lang and I are sort of dating. So, I decided that being her "boss" I should escort her to work."
Pete, who had been unusually quiet, burst in, "Wait. Isn't this kind of illegal? Lex, you are twenty-two, and Lana is seventeen..isn't that a bit odd? Isn't that what the cops call, erm..jailbait?" Clark added, "Yeah Lana. What do you think Nell would say if she knew?" Lana looked at Pete and Clark, furiously. "If you can't support my decision, then I want you to leave the Talon, right now." Clark flashed Lex an angry look. "Alright, fine Lana. If you don't want my business, I'll go else where. Like, the Beanery. Have a nice day. Lana. Mr. Luthor." And with a curt nod, Clark walked out. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ As Clark left the crowded Talon, he bumped into Helen Bryce, who was crying. "Dr. Bryce, excuse me..Dr. Bryce are you ok?" Helen Bryce nodded, and through tears she added, "I'm fine Clark. Thanks..Clark..may I ask you erm..personal question?" Clark answered, "Sure, Dr. B. Ask away." Dr. Bryce sniffed. "Do..do you like blondes better than brunettes?"
Clark couldn't help himself. He laughed out loud. "No offense Dr. B. I didn't mean to laugh like that. Actually, I am more attracted to red heads. But, there aren't that many around Smallville, so I go for next best thing.brunettes. But seriously, I mostly judge on personality, so hair color isn't that important. May I ask why?" She shook her head too quickly, as to avoid the question. Clark, who was concerned, led Dr. Bryce to a bench and sat her down. She told Clark that Lex had broken off their engagement because he liked blonde girls better. Clark was furious. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Clark rushed back into the Talon, and walked back up to Lana, who was talking to Lex at the bar, completely ignoring Chloe and Pete. Angrily, he burst out, "Lana, I have to talk to you." Lana smiled flirtatiously. "Sure Clark. The Beanery not have hot enough waitresses for you Clark?" Clark's deep green eyes flashed. "I don't have time for jokes. Did you know that Lex, I mean Mr. Luthor broke off his engagement with Helen Bryce because *he* likes blondes better. She was outside the Talon crying because." Lana interrupted angrily, "And you were only to happy to comfort her, weren't you Clark. Pretty boy Clark Kent, always to the rescue. Always dependable, right? Well, you are just a poor, little farm boy who." Clark choked. Is that what Lana really thought of him? A poor farm boy? He was ready to give Lana Lang a piece of his mind. "Oh really Lana? Who is the girl who had to stay in Smallville and burden other people because she was too selfish to accept Nell's decision to marry Dean? Who have I been only but nice to? Have I ever intentionally hurt you Lana? No, I have not. Who is the girl who broke Chloe and I up? Who is the girl that is the cause for Dr. Bryce and Lex's break-up? Oh and just so you know, Dr. Bryce is worth twelve of you. What is the girl's name? Her name is Lana Lang. And what man is going to have no part ever again in her life? Well, his name is Clark Kent. Have a nice life Lana, I'm just going to go home and be my "poor little farm boy" self. Oh, and by the way, you look terrible as a blonde." Lana was speechless, and her mouth hung open, tears in her eyes. And Clark rushed out, not even bothering to bid good day to Chloe and Pete.
Chloe looked surprised. She glanced at Pete and whispered, "well, I guess Lana is no longer his obsession." Chloe and Pete laughed together at the thought.
Lex whistled lowly. "Wow, Lana. He sure.." Lana glared at him. "Shut up Lex." Lex smirked and whispered to himself, "Damn, it must be her time of the month."
***So, what do you think? Do you think it's crap? Did Lana deserve that? Is the story good? Bad? Do you think I should have Clark under the influence of Red Kryptonite? Should Lana be "bad Lana"? Give me your suggestions! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW*****