This is not a chapter

I'm just posting a blank page to get my fic near the beginning of the list.

Fuck- I have it on for five hours and it's already on the third page.

I hate 14 year old fangirls who post useless shit and take up all the space on the first posting page. You know who you are. I'm going to send my army of BEvies (like Trepies, only they're mine) after you.

I'll just take a moment to thank my lovely reviewers. I don't NEED to say your names, because I have a feeling you guys are the only ones reading this. But I am glad that it is this particular group that has taken an interest in my shit. I love ya guys *cries*.

Tellia- the site is free so open an account. I'd like to read your stuff you smart-assed lil pixie. And tell your brother that he CAN visit me- I'm not monogamous. . .hehe heh..

Irvine- you are such a cutey, I wish you were here in canada with me. . .

Vanessa- I'll make sure I write you some more fluff, girl. *sniff sniff*

while Sherry!, you are gonna get some action! *meow!*

Bhedie, my boy- have fun with your Rinoa look-a-like- you kinky, kinky git. . .

Slice- Gotta keep up with the postings! *grins* naw, you were my first reviewer! *sniff sniff* ah the nostalgia.

Rustificatedid- Thank you for your praise. As if my ego wasn't large enough. . .

Bella- Hun, we are partners in the war against fanchicklets. And we are damn sexy bitches. . .wuv ya girly. I'm gonna write some mind-blowin' smut for you to make you giggle like the innocent schoolgirl you wish you were. Eh eh eh eh eh- canadian laugh.

Alright- tribute to some of my most loyal readers. I'll have the next chapter up as soon as I finish organizing my seminar and my philosophy essay.

Take care, don't read anything I wouldn't. But try to DO something I haven't. . .

Briar Eve K.

Aka Mr. McFrugalshtein.