Disclaimer: Joss owns everything except for Liz, Alison, Anna, and
Kayla.although I'm sure he will eventually.
Author's Note: The beginning was writing by the awesome Liz. Check out her story ( They're awesome. Other that that.uhm.enjoy the adventure.
THE TROIKA
They drove into Ravenna, Ohio in their big U Haul type truck. Warren was driving and Jonathon and Andrew were in the back playing Life. Warren slammed on the brakes outside of an old abandoned church. There was a big bang in the back and Warren looked back through the window separating the front and the back of the truck to find Jonathon and Andrew sprawled out on the ground with pieces of Life scattered all over the floor of the truck.
Jonathon sat up and looked at Warren. "Now look what you did," He stood up and looked a the pieces, then over at Andrew who was just sitting up.
"Are we there yet?" Andrew replied and Warren rolled his eyes and pulled the keys from the ignition.
"Why do you think I stopped the car?"
Andrew shrugged. "Bathroom break?" Andrew stood up and smacked the invisible dust off of his pants then walked to the back of the truck, opening the sliding doors. He jumped out of the truck and started closing the doors, forgetting all about Jonathon starting to walk out. There was a bang and then a thump and Andrew opened the door again to find Jonathon lying on the ground, rubbing his nose.
"Ow! Butthead!" Jonathon complained and continued rubbing his nose.
"Sorry." Andrew muttered. "I forgot all about you short stuff."
"Stop calling me that!"
"Shut up, will you?" Warren yelled back at them.
"Yes Warren." Jonathon and Andrew said in unison and they shut the doors to the truck, following Warren to the old abandoned church.
Andrew looked down to the big pocket in his pants and there was a clump there. He smiled, remembering something and walked into the church after Jonathon and Warren. He walked straight to a corner and slipped one of his shoes off, then took the clump out of his pocket. He tried to shove his foot into it.
Then, Jonathon walked up to him and raised an eyebrow. "What's that?"
Andrew stopped immediately and looked up from his foot. "Well.. remember Disney World?"
Jonathon looked at him sideways. "Yeah."
Andrew smiled. "I met Cinderella." He pulled the glass slipper from his foot and held it up for Jonathon to see. Jonathon reached for it and Andrew pulled it back to himself.
"Let me see it!" Jonathon kept reaching for it.
"It's mine!"
Jonathon jumped on Andrew and tried to grab the slipper from him. Andrew held it as far away as he could while Jonathon was on top of him.
"No! It's mine!" Andrew yelled again.
Warren glared over at them. "Hey!"
They stopped immediately and looked at him. Warren didn't say anything and shook his head, going back to what he was doing previously.
Andrew poked Jonathon in the ribs and Jonathon got off of him. "Ow, stupid."
Andrew sat up and held his glass slipper close to him. After he slid the slipper back into his pocket, he looked over to Warren to see him hanging up the phone. He stood up and looked at him.
"Let's go, guys," Warren said with a smile on his face.
"O..kay," Jonathon replied and he and Andrew followed out to the big truck.
"Do we have to rid in the back?" Andrew asked, while he headed towards the front of the car.
"One of you is going to have to," Warren replied.
Jonathon and Andrew both looked at each other and raced to the front seat. Andrew pushed Jonathon out of the way, opened the passenger side door and jumped into the car, rolling down the window. He stuck his tongue out at Jonathon. "Get in the back, shorty." He rolled his window back up and pulled his seat belt on.
"I'm not short!" Jonathon yelled back and started to walk back to the doors to the back of the truck. He mumbled things to himself and opened the back door, jumped into the truck, then slamming the door closed for effect. Warren started the car and they drove off towards the school. Andrew patted his legs and looked out the window, glad that he wasn't in the back with Jonathon. Another ride like that and he'd probably throw up.
They came to a stop at the high school and everyone got out of the truck and walked towards the front steps of the school. Andrew looked around and spotted Dairy Queen. "Oh! Oh! Ice cream!" He looked at Warren who was glaring at him. "Maybe another time?" Andrew sighed.
Meanwhile, Jonathon was twisting a bobby pin around in the lock of the door. He sighed deeply and threw it down onto the ground and looked at Warren and Andrew who were walking up the steps now.
"It won't work." He slightly pouted and Warren pushed him out of the way, ready to take his turn.
He twisted it a little and heard it click, dropping the bobby pin to the ground and standing up. He opened the door and looked at Jonathon. "You were turning it the wrong way, dimwit." He sighed and walked into the school.
Jonathon and Andrew followed and Andrew looked down at the mat they were now standing on. He rubbed his shoes on it and looked at the others. "Why are we in a high school?" He whispered as if someone was actually there to hear him.
Warren didn't answer but walked down the hallway with Jonathon trailing behind. Andrew followed after a few seconds of looking around the hallway he was standing in. He ran his fingers against the lockers as he passed them and started to hum. The humming got louder and then turned to singing. "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E." He started to tap the beat of the song on the lockers. "Mickey Mouse. Donald Duck! Mickey-" He watched Warren and Jonathon turn and stare at him. He smiled sheepishly at them. "Sorry," He whispered.
Warren turned back around, followed, again, by Jonathon and Andrew. They entered a blue tiled hallway.
"This is cool, " Andrew said. "It's like a padded room.. only a hallway." He nodded. "Yeah." They walked by a banner that said "Go Ravens!" Then another that said, "Ravens are on Fire!" with different color flames. Andrew looked at Warren. "There's a game on Saturday! Can we go?" Warren walked over behind him and gave him a little push.
"We'll be on our way back to Sunnyhell by then." "With our new powers." He smirked.
Jonathon looked over at him. "We-we're gonna have powers?"
"Cool," Andrew said with a nod. He'd still wanted to go to that game. To root for the Ravens. He had a feeling that the Ravens were going to beat the Riders. They turned a left and then a right, walking out of the blue hallway. They walked up the staircase to their left, not wanting to walk past the Glass Office. They walked up the second set of stairs and ended up on the third floor. They walked shortly down the hallway and Warren turned to the left while Jonathon and Andrew turned to the right after seeing a fishtank with a couple snails, some blue and green fish and a single yellow one. The yellow fish swam quickly to the back of the tank, kind of playing Hide and Seek.
Andrew pointed at it. "It's like that guy from Star Wars Episode 1. You know, Jar Jar Binks.. except yellow."
Jonathon nodded.
Warren stopped at a locker and smiled kind of wickedly. "Here it is, boys. Locker number 3105." He heard them laugh and looked around, finding them still at the fish tank. He sighed.
"It's like Where's Waldo," Andrew whispered, watching the yellow fish.
"Boys!" Warren yelled and they quickly walked back towards Warren, waving goodbye to the fish. Warren glared at them and turned his full attention back to the lock on the locker.
"Sorry," Jonathon whispered.
"Shh." Warren held up his left hand and started turning the dial on the locker, saying the combination out loud. "34.15.29.." He pulled up on the handle and the door popped open. There was a light jacket hanging and books littered the bottom of the thin locker. He ran his hand along the side of the locker. There was a kind of a switch towards the top and he pushed it up. Another door popped open, but it was a little book storage thing. There were a few notebooks and a couple folders. He looked around. "Damnit! I can't find it."
"It? What's it?" Jonathon asked, looking at the locker up and down.
"A button, shortcake." Warren mumbled at him while he ran his hand around the cubby hole. He smirked when he found something and pushed it, pulling his arm back and taking a step back to join the other two. They all watched as the lockers grew apart, forming a doorway leading into a big cavern type room. They walked in and looked around the room at the couches and chairs. It was a pretty big room. The door closed behind them and they turned around when they heard it slam. A thin girl came out of the shadows from behind them wearing a long red dress.
"I thought you'd never get here." She told them and watched as Andrew and Jonathon jumped and they all turned around.
"And you're Liz, I presume," Warren told her.
A smile formed on her face. "So, you have done your homework."
"Always do."
"Actually.. I did it," Jonathon piped up and Warren elbowed him in the ribs.
"Ow!" Jonathon grabbed his side.
Liz motioned her hands to two other girls sitting on a couch. Warren, Jonathon and Andrew turned and watched, then turned their eyes back to Liz. She raised her right hand and a girl walked up next to her, wearing a long dark blue dress. "Kayla." She raised her left hand and the last girl walked up next to her wearing a long black dress. "Alison."
Andrew looked at them. "What kinds of names are those for witches?"
This comment didn't please the witches and Warren noticed that. "You'll have to excuse my friend here." He turned to Andrew. "He doesn't do well under pressure." He said through clenched teeth and narrowed eyes. Then, he turned back to the three witches.
"I'm afraid our group isn't complete. There are usually four of us." Alison told them.
She took a seat, on the satin couch that matched the midnight black of her flowing dress, then motioned for the guests to take a seat as well.
"When will she get here?" Warren asked.
"Do not be hasty, Warren." Kayla replied.
"They have good reason to be hasty, Kayla, for they are mere mortals and-" Liz began.
"Uhm.so you guys are, like, immortals? Then why do you hang out in back of a school locker? It's not very classy, and yeah, this place looked wicked cool, but I spent half of my life getting out of school, and here you guys are. I mean, what do you guys do here all day? Just sit around and knit or something? If I were immortal doomed to spend my life at school.I'd.Well, there would be hell to pa-" Andrew rambled.
"SILENCE" Kayla instructed, anger in her voice.
"Uh...are you saying we have no lives?" Alison asked.
"Well, yeah, I mean, you guys sit here all day-"
"I'm here! I'm here! Am I late?" came a voice from behind them.
A blonde girl walked into the room dressed in black jeans and a pink tank top. She frowned at the vacant green couch.
"Uh, who changed the color again?"
Alison sighed, "Anna, you can't have orange."
Anna glared at Alison and sat down on the couch, which promptly turned a blinding shade of orange.
"Now it doesn't match your clothes!" Kayla argued.
"Fine." Anna snapped and the couch turned into a pink the shade of the tank top. "Does that work?"
"Anna!" Alison exclaimed. "It doesn't match our color scheme!"
"Oh scheme.bleem."
"Enough." Liz interrupted. "The colors we'll deal with later. We have more important things to talk about now."
"Oh yeah! Anna, so how was the date?" Kayla demanded with excitement.
"Where did he take you to dinner?"
The girls all started throwing out random questions about everything ranging from what kind of food there was to what shoes he wore.
"Ehem" Warren interrupted.
The four immortals glanced at him then took on their professional manner once more.
"Who are they?" Anna asked as she stared at them.
"The short one is Jonathon. The one with the dark brown hair, is Warren and the confused looking one is Andrew." Kayla informed her friend.
"Andrew claims that we have no lives." Alison commented.
"Really?" Anna took a sudden interest. "Well, for that, he must be banished!"
"But to where?" Kayla questioned, deep in thought.
"B-banished?" Andrew got out in a small voice.
"What an idiot. You never know when to shut up, do you?" Warren asked him.
"THE TORTURE CHAMBER!" Liz yelled out in excitement!
"I like that idea." Anna agreed with a giggle.
"No." Andrew began to back up.
Liz stood up elegantly and rushed over to the poor boy. "Follow me." She whispered to him. His whole demeanor suddenly changed and he followed without question.
Suddenly Anna stood up and announced, "I must go with them.to uh.make sure that they don't get.lost."
With that, she quickly disappeared out the door that Liz and Andrew had gone out.
"To-torture chamber?" Jonathon stammered.
"Whatever." Warren began. "We came here to receive our powers."
Kayla laughed. "You expect us to give you nerds magickal powers?"
"Uh, yeah."
"For what? What have you done for us?" Alison asked of them.
"Well, great, look what he got us into now." Jonathon moaned.
Author's Note: yes, the end.it isn't the best, why? Because there is a continuation that Liz and Kandice have begun! This is just the first part, the part they are writing is going to be a full length fic. So the information on that will be posted in the next chapter!
Author's Note: The beginning was writing by the awesome Liz. Check out her story ( They're awesome. Other that that.uhm.enjoy the adventure.
THE TROIKA
They drove into Ravenna, Ohio in their big U Haul type truck. Warren was driving and Jonathon and Andrew were in the back playing Life. Warren slammed on the brakes outside of an old abandoned church. There was a big bang in the back and Warren looked back through the window separating the front and the back of the truck to find Jonathon and Andrew sprawled out on the ground with pieces of Life scattered all over the floor of the truck.
Jonathon sat up and looked at Warren. "Now look what you did," He stood up and looked a the pieces, then over at Andrew who was just sitting up.
"Are we there yet?" Andrew replied and Warren rolled his eyes and pulled the keys from the ignition.
"Why do you think I stopped the car?"
Andrew shrugged. "Bathroom break?" Andrew stood up and smacked the invisible dust off of his pants then walked to the back of the truck, opening the sliding doors. He jumped out of the truck and started closing the doors, forgetting all about Jonathon starting to walk out. There was a bang and then a thump and Andrew opened the door again to find Jonathon lying on the ground, rubbing his nose.
"Ow! Butthead!" Jonathon complained and continued rubbing his nose.
"Sorry." Andrew muttered. "I forgot all about you short stuff."
"Stop calling me that!"
"Shut up, will you?" Warren yelled back at them.
"Yes Warren." Jonathon and Andrew said in unison and they shut the doors to the truck, following Warren to the old abandoned church.
Andrew looked down to the big pocket in his pants and there was a clump there. He smiled, remembering something and walked into the church after Jonathon and Warren. He walked straight to a corner and slipped one of his shoes off, then took the clump out of his pocket. He tried to shove his foot into it.
Then, Jonathon walked up to him and raised an eyebrow. "What's that?"
Andrew stopped immediately and looked up from his foot. "Well.. remember Disney World?"
Jonathon looked at him sideways. "Yeah."
Andrew smiled. "I met Cinderella." He pulled the glass slipper from his foot and held it up for Jonathon to see. Jonathon reached for it and Andrew pulled it back to himself.
"Let me see it!" Jonathon kept reaching for it.
"It's mine!"
Jonathon jumped on Andrew and tried to grab the slipper from him. Andrew held it as far away as he could while Jonathon was on top of him.
"No! It's mine!" Andrew yelled again.
Warren glared over at them. "Hey!"
They stopped immediately and looked at him. Warren didn't say anything and shook his head, going back to what he was doing previously.
Andrew poked Jonathon in the ribs and Jonathon got off of him. "Ow, stupid."
Andrew sat up and held his glass slipper close to him. After he slid the slipper back into his pocket, he looked over to Warren to see him hanging up the phone. He stood up and looked at him.
"Let's go, guys," Warren said with a smile on his face.
"O..kay," Jonathon replied and he and Andrew followed out to the big truck.
"Do we have to rid in the back?" Andrew asked, while he headed towards the front of the car.
"One of you is going to have to," Warren replied.
Jonathon and Andrew both looked at each other and raced to the front seat. Andrew pushed Jonathon out of the way, opened the passenger side door and jumped into the car, rolling down the window. He stuck his tongue out at Jonathon. "Get in the back, shorty." He rolled his window back up and pulled his seat belt on.
"I'm not short!" Jonathon yelled back and started to walk back to the doors to the back of the truck. He mumbled things to himself and opened the back door, jumped into the truck, then slamming the door closed for effect. Warren started the car and they drove off towards the school. Andrew patted his legs and looked out the window, glad that he wasn't in the back with Jonathon. Another ride like that and he'd probably throw up.
They came to a stop at the high school and everyone got out of the truck and walked towards the front steps of the school. Andrew looked around and spotted Dairy Queen. "Oh! Oh! Ice cream!" He looked at Warren who was glaring at him. "Maybe another time?" Andrew sighed.
Meanwhile, Jonathon was twisting a bobby pin around in the lock of the door. He sighed deeply and threw it down onto the ground and looked at Warren and Andrew who were walking up the steps now.
"It won't work." He slightly pouted and Warren pushed him out of the way, ready to take his turn.
He twisted it a little and heard it click, dropping the bobby pin to the ground and standing up. He opened the door and looked at Jonathon. "You were turning it the wrong way, dimwit." He sighed and walked into the school.
Jonathon and Andrew followed and Andrew looked down at the mat they were now standing on. He rubbed his shoes on it and looked at the others. "Why are we in a high school?" He whispered as if someone was actually there to hear him.
Warren didn't answer but walked down the hallway with Jonathon trailing behind. Andrew followed after a few seconds of looking around the hallway he was standing in. He ran his fingers against the lockers as he passed them and started to hum. The humming got louder and then turned to singing. "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E." He started to tap the beat of the song on the lockers. "Mickey Mouse. Donald Duck! Mickey-" He watched Warren and Jonathon turn and stare at him. He smiled sheepishly at them. "Sorry," He whispered.
Warren turned back around, followed, again, by Jonathon and Andrew. They entered a blue tiled hallway.
"This is cool, " Andrew said. "It's like a padded room.. only a hallway." He nodded. "Yeah." They walked by a banner that said "Go Ravens!" Then another that said, "Ravens are on Fire!" with different color flames. Andrew looked at Warren. "There's a game on Saturday! Can we go?" Warren walked over behind him and gave him a little push.
"We'll be on our way back to Sunnyhell by then." "With our new powers." He smirked.
Jonathon looked over at him. "We-we're gonna have powers?"
"Cool," Andrew said with a nod. He'd still wanted to go to that game. To root for the Ravens. He had a feeling that the Ravens were going to beat the Riders. They turned a left and then a right, walking out of the blue hallway. They walked up the staircase to their left, not wanting to walk past the Glass Office. They walked up the second set of stairs and ended up on the third floor. They walked shortly down the hallway and Warren turned to the left while Jonathon and Andrew turned to the right after seeing a fishtank with a couple snails, some blue and green fish and a single yellow one. The yellow fish swam quickly to the back of the tank, kind of playing Hide and Seek.
Andrew pointed at it. "It's like that guy from Star Wars Episode 1. You know, Jar Jar Binks.. except yellow."
Jonathon nodded.
Warren stopped at a locker and smiled kind of wickedly. "Here it is, boys. Locker number 3105." He heard them laugh and looked around, finding them still at the fish tank. He sighed.
"It's like Where's Waldo," Andrew whispered, watching the yellow fish.
"Boys!" Warren yelled and they quickly walked back towards Warren, waving goodbye to the fish. Warren glared at them and turned his full attention back to the lock on the locker.
"Sorry," Jonathon whispered.
"Shh." Warren held up his left hand and started turning the dial on the locker, saying the combination out loud. "34.15.29.." He pulled up on the handle and the door popped open. There was a light jacket hanging and books littered the bottom of the thin locker. He ran his hand along the side of the locker. There was a kind of a switch towards the top and he pushed it up. Another door popped open, but it was a little book storage thing. There were a few notebooks and a couple folders. He looked around. "Damnit! I can't find it."
"It? What's it?" Jonathon asked, looking at the locker up and down.
"A button, shortcake." Warren mumbled at him while he ran his hand around the cubby hole. He smirked when he found something and pushed it, pulling his arm back and taking a step back to join the other two. They all watched as the lockers grew apart, forming a doorway leading into a big cavern type room. They walked in and looked around the room at the couches and chairs. It was a pretty big room. The door closed behind them and they turned around when they heard it slam. A thin girl came out of the shadows from behind them wearing a long red dress.
"I thought you'd never get here." She told them and watched as Andrew and Jonathon jumped and they all turned around.
"And you're Liz, I presume," Warren told her.
A smile formed on her face. "So, you have done your homework."
"Always do."
"Actually.. I did it," Jonathon piped up and Warren elbowed him in the ribs.
"Ow!" Jonathon grabbed his side.
Liz motioned her hands to two other girls sitting on a couch. Warren, Jonathon and Andrew turned and watched, then turned their eyes back to Liz. She raised her right hand and a girl walked up next to her, wearing a long dark blue dress. "Kayla." She raised her left hand and the last girl walked up next to her wearing a long black dress. "Alison."
Andrew looked at them. "What kinds of names are those for witches?"
This comment didn't please the witches and Warren noticed that. "You'll have to excuse my friend here." He turned to Andrew. "He doesn't do well under pressure." He said through clenched teeth and narrowed eyes. Then, he turned back to the three witches.
"I'm afraid our group isn't complete. There are usually four of us." Alison told them.
She took a seat, on the satin couch that matched the midnight black of her flowing dress, then motioned for the guests to take a seat as well.
"When will she get here?" Warren asked.
"Do not be hasty, Warren." Kayla replied.
"They have good reason to be hasty, Kayla, for they are mere mortals and-" Liz began.
"Uhm.so you guys are, like, immortals? Then why do you hang out in back of a school locker? It's not very classy, and yeah, this place looked wicked cool, but I spent half of my life getting out of school, and here you guys are. I mean, what do you guys do here all day? Just sit around and knit or something? If I were immortal doomed to spend my life at school.I'd.Well, there would be hell to pa-" Andrew rambled.
"SILENCE" Kayla instructed, anger in her voice.
"Uh...are you saying we have no lives?" Alison asked.
"Well, yeah, I mean, you guys sit here all day-"
"I'm here! I'm here! Am I late?" came a voice from behind them.
A blonde girl walked into the room dressed in black jeans and a pink tank top. She frowned at the vacant green couch.
"Uh, who changed the color again?"
Alison sighed, "Anna, you can't have orange."
Anna glared at Alison and sat down on the couch, which promptly turned a blinding shade of orange.
"Now it doesn't match your clothes!" Kayla argued.
"Fine." Anna snapped and the couch turned into a pink the shade of the tank top. "Does that work?"
"Anna!" Alison exclaimed. "It doesn't match our color scheme!"
"Oh scheme.bleem."
"Enough." Liz interrupted. "The colors we'll deal with later. We have more important things to talk about now."
"Oh yeah! Anna, so how was the date?" Kayla demanded with excitement.
"Where did he take you to dinner?"
The girls all started throwing out random questions about everything ranging from what kind of food there was to what shoes he wore.
"Ehem" Warren interrupted.
The four immortals glanced at him then took on their professional manner once more.
"Who are they?" Anna asked as she stared at them.
"The short one is Jonathon. The one with the dark brown hair, is Warren and the confused looking one is Andrew." Kayla informed her friend.
"Andrew claims that we have no lives." Alison commented.
"Really?" Anna took a sudden interest. "Well, for that, he must be banished!"
"But to where?" Kayla questioned, deep in thought.
"B-banished?" Andrew got out in a small voice.
"What an idiot. You never know when to shut up, do you?" Warren asked him.
"THE TORTURE CHAMBER!" Liz yelled out in excitement!
"I like that idea." Anna agreed with a giggle.
"No." Andrew began to back up.
Liz stood up elegantly and rushed over to the poor boy. "Follow me." She whispered to him. His whole demeanor suddenly changed and he followed without question.
Suddenly Anna stood up and announced, "I must go with them.to uh.make sure that they don't get.lost."
With that, she quickly disappeared out the door that Liz and Andrew had gone out.
"To-torture chamber?" Jonathon stammered.
"Whatever." Warren began. "We came here to receive our powers."
Kayla laughed. "You expect us to give you nerds magickal powers?"
"Uh, yeah."
"For what? What have you done for us?" Alison asked of them.
"Well, great, look what he got us into now." Jonathon moaned.
Author's Note: yes, the end.it isn't the best, why? Because there is a continuation that Liz and Kandice have begun! This is just the first part, the part they are writing is going to be a full length fic. So the information on that will be posted in the next chapter!