Yakuza Mayhem
Chapter Three: Confusion and Embarrassment
By: yukie-chan!
*** I am really sorry for the very long delay of this crappy fic of mine. I apologize to all my readers! Gomen! I actually forgot all about this when I came up with a new fic! I'm unfair, I know that! I'm really sorry! I'll update more frequently this time!
Replies to reviews
*I don't usually do this but I felt like I have to.
To Aki Rei : I'm really sorry but as you said, hisoka-torture lovers unite, so I continued it! Thanks for all your support! Good fic, by the way!
To Hannah: Don't worry, I won't let a old gay pervert take hii-chan..at least some cute gay pervert. ^ ^
To Elle-FaTe2x1, Ayako: I'm really sorry for making you guys wait this long! I'll try to update more often! I promise!
To Vulpick: You think it's great? Thanks!
To Akurei: Thanks for your suggestion! Thanks for reviewing!
To EmpressXu: Yeah! Thanks for the suggestion!
To ashtorethie: Thanks for giving me suggestions to improve my writing! I appreciate it a lot! I didn't know you were a Filipino. Thanks for reviewing! I'll drink coffee later!
To rei_chan: Thanks for reviewing, my friend!
Well, with the fic!
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"And how are we supposed to do that?"
"Well.."
"Well.WHAT?!" Hisoka was getting VERY impatient.
"Well..I don't really know," Oriya sweat dropped when he saw the boy staring dagger at him. "Very helpful, Oriya, it will surely help us solve the case. Thanks a lot."
Tatsumi was still * busy * nibbling the boy's neck to avert suspicion when a hyperactive Watari arrived, "Yo, what's up?"
"Our target got killed in a rampage in Kyushu yesterday and the only leads that we have are his sons who happen to be from three different women," Oriya repeated. Then, sensing the blond scientist's curiosity, he continued, "Takamura Kijou was a noted playboy so, they didn't make such a big fuss about it."
"I see. So.what do we do now?" Watari asked.
The swordsman sighed. "Maybe it would be best if--," he stopped as he noticed Hisoka burning with anger.
"You mean that I almost got raped by some pervert and embarrassed on your goddamn brothel for nothing?!" Another death glare. "I'll kill you for your fucking tactics, Oriya!"
Oriya winced; the boy really did look like he was going to rip his heart out. But then, he noticed why the boy didn't do it at once. "Kill me after you push that perverted secretary who's having the time of his life, off you!" he laughed proudly.
The youth could have beaten the redness of a tomato from the blush that crossed his pale complexion. But it was Watari who interrupted the tension. "Ne, Tatsumi-san, you can stop now."
But the secretary continued his 'stuff" as if he heard nothing. "Dame! It looks like Tatsumi is really enjoying it! I've never seen him SO aggressive before!" Tsuzuki said after a long time of silence. * puppy mode * "I'm happy for you, Tatsumi!"
/What was this man thinking?/ Both Oriya and Watari thought. "I pity your insanity, Asato."
"If you value your monthly income, keep your words to yourself!" came Watari's blunt reply.
"Hi~do~iii!" a puppy hissed.
The scientist then turned his attention to his 'busy' friend, "A.anou.Tatsumi, we have to go now."
But still no reply.
"Hmph! Let me handle this." Oriya stood from his seat and walked over to the man. "Still having fun,ne?," he approached the secretary's ear nearer. The glass-eyed men almost jumped from his chair, startled. "Eh?," he was REALLY blushing. "Is there something wrong?"
The man with raven-black hair giggled like a high school girl who just heard a nasty rumour. "Well, everything's wrong. The man that the boy was supposed to seduce got killed in Kyushu and the only leads we have are his sons," he lazily explained, looking bored for having to repeat it for the third time that night. "And..with you, not listening to me for almost an hour and continuously having the time of your life on the boy's neck, if certainly NOT going to help us solve the case," he teased as he returned the enraged boy's words back to him.
Anyone could have sworn that Tatsumi and Hisoka were having a blushing competition.
"A.anou.Tatsumi-san, you ca get off me now.," Hisoka weakly said, trying to get out of the erotic position they were in.
"A.ah.gomen.," Tatsumi shyly apologized, avoiding everyone's interested looks.
After a minute of Tatsumi-gazing, he finally spat, "Why are you looking at me like THAT?!"
A smirk. A giggle. A smile. He almost regretted asking. "Well, I had to do it. It is our job, after all," he stated.
"I see. so, you're really a hard worker, Tatsumi! I envy you!"
Then, came the malicious questions.
"Ne, what did 'Soka-chan taste of?"
"Was it fun?"
"Can you describe the texture, taste and smell? Maybe I can use it for my sex-changing potion! Eureka!"
/ Damn. Damn. Damn. I hate these goddamn, perverted, old men! / Hisoka thought as he was about to pound his fists on the table when, a tanned hand reached his out. "Eh?"
"A beauty such as yourself, shouldn't lose patience I times like this." Red eyes looked up as he met beautiful emeralds, "Schuldich Takamura, if you may," he brought the boy's delicate hands and kissed it.
"Eh?" The boy couldn't understand what was goin on. He was about to kick this guy's ass for ever doing THAT but somehow, he couldn't. The man indeed was very handsome. / No, no, think straight, Kurosaki!" he mentally scolded himself. / Now, back to the situation, he asked for my name, right? Then, I'll give it to him, he doesn't look like a stalker or something. / "Kurosaki Hisoka."
The other four were confusingly figuring out what was going on. It wasn't likely for Hisoka, know for his promising-pain-death-glare would easily give his name to some carrot-head stranger. And Tsuzuki would NOT stand for this.
The amethyst-eyed man drastically took a step forward, possessively slung an arm on Hisoka's slender shoulders, "Excuse me, is something wrong?"
Anyone could sense the pang of jealousy coming from his voice.
"No," he turned his attention to the lovely youth. "Now would you excuse me," he pulled Hisoka away from Tsuzuki and closer to himself. "I presume that you're available tonight, are you?"
/ I'll kill you, you darn pervert! / "Let go of him, you pervert! He's not a whore!"
The carrot head merely chuckled, "How disgusting of you to presume that I'm a pervert. I was asking him out to dinner and not sleep with him."
"I don't care! I won't let anyone touch him!" Tsuzuki retorted, angry of being insulted.
"My, my, what manners you have! You are most certainly not his lover, are you?" he directed his question to Hisoka who shook his head. "I should have known, no one would ever date an idiot like you!"
"Mr. please!" the boy pleaded, not wanting to create a fuss in the room. "Tsuzuki is my friend, he was only concerned."
"If say so.," he immediately dismissed the topic. "So. are you--"
"Have finished your paperwork?" interrupted by a stern voice.
"Oniisan."
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So.how was it? Was it good? And also, I'd like to thank Akurei and EmpressXu for the suggestions!
Thanks for reading, minna!
Chapter Three: Confusion and Embarrassment
By: yukie-chan!
*** I am really sorry for the very long delay of this crappy fic of mine. I apologize to all my readers! Gomen! I actually forgot all about this when I came up with a new fic! I'm unfair, I know that! I'm really sorry! I'll update more frequently this time!
Replies to reviews
*I don't usually do this but I felt like I have to.
To Aki Rei : I'm really sorry but as you said, hisoka-torture lovers unite, so I continued it! Thanks for all your support! Good fic, by the way!
To Hannah: Don't worry, I won't let a old gay pervert take hii-chan..at least some cute gay pervert. ^ ^
To Elle-FaTe2x1, Ayako: I'm really sorry for making you guys wait this long! I'll try to update more often! I promise!
To Vulpick: You think it's great? Thanks!
To Akurei: Thanks for your suggestion! Thanks for reviewing!
To EmpressXu: Yeah! Thanks for the suggestion!
To ashtorethie: Thanks for giving me suggestions to improve my writing! I appreciate it a lot! I didn't know you were a Filipino. Thanks for reviewing! I'll drink coffee later!
To rei_chan: Thanks for reviewing, my friend!
Well, with the fic!
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
"And how are we supposed to do that?"
"Well.."
"Well.WHAT?!" Hisoka was getting VERY impatient.
"Well..I don't really know," Oriya sweat dropped when he saw the boy staring dagger at him. "Very helpful, Oriya, it will surely help us solve the case. Thanks a lot."
Tatsumi was still * busy * nibbling the boy's neck to avert suspicion when a hyperactive Watari arrived, "Yo, what's up?"
"Our target got killed in a rampage in Kyushu yesterday and the only leads that we have are his sons who happen to be from three different women," Oriya repeated. Then, sensing the blond scientist's curiosity, he continued, "Takamura Kijou was a noted playboy so, they didn't make such a big fuss about it."
"I see. So.what do we do now?" Watari asked.
The swordsman sighed. "Maybe it would be best if--," he stopped as he noticed Hisoka burning with anger.
"You mean that I almost got raped by some pervert and embarrassed on your goddamn brothel for nothing?!" Another death glare. "I'll kill you for your fucking tactics, Oriya!"
Oriya winced; the boy really did look like he was going to rip his heart out. But then, he noticed why the boy didn't do it at once. "Kill me after you push that perverted secretary who's having the time of his life, off you!" he laughed proudly.
The youth could have beaten the redness of a tomato from the blush that crossed his pale complexion. But it was Watari who interrupted the tension. "Ne, Tatsumi-san, you can stop now."
But the secretary continued his 'stuff" as if he heard nothing. "Dame! It looks like Tatsumi is really enjoying it! I've never seen him SO aggressive before!" Tsuzuki said after a long time of silence. * puppy mode * "I'm happy for you, Tatsumi!"
/What was this man thinking?/ Both Oriya and Watari thought. "I pity your insanity, Asato."
"If you value your monthly income, keep your words to yourself!" came Watari's blunt reply.
"Hi~do~iii!" a puppy hissed.
The scientist then turned his attention to his 'busy' friend, "A.anou.Tatsumi, we have to go now."
But still no reply.
"Hmph! Let me handle this." Oriya stood from his seat and walked over to the man. "Still having fun,ne?," he approached the secretary's ear nearer. The glass-eyed men almost jumped from his chair, startled. "Eh?," he was REALLY blushing. "Is there something wrong?"
The man with raven-black hair giggled like a high school girl who just heard a nasty rumour. "Well, everything's wrong. The man that the boy was supposed to seduce got killed in Kyushu and the only leads we have are his sons," he lazily explained, looking bored for having to repeat it for the third time that night. "And..with you, not listening to me for almost an hour and continuously having the time of your life on the boy's neck, if certainly NOT going to help us solve the case," he teased as he returned the enraged boy's words back to him.
Anyone could have sworn that Tatsumi and Hisoka were having a blushing competition.
"A.anou.Tatsumi-san, you ca get off me now.," Hisoka weakly said, trying to get out of the erotic position they were in.
"A.ah.gomen.," Tatsumi shyly apologized, avoiding everyone's interested looks.
After a minute of Tatsumi-gazing, he finally spat, "Why are you looking at me like THAT?!"
A smirk. A giggle. A smile. He almost regretted asking. "Well, I had to do it. It is our job, after all," he stated.
"I see. so, you're really a hard worker, Tatsumi! I envy you!"
Then, came the malicious questions.
"Ne, what did 'Soka-chan taste of?"
"Was it fun?"
"Can you describe the texture, taste and smell? Maybe I can use it for my sex-changing potion! Eureka!"
/ Damn. Damn. Damn. I hate these goddamn, perverted, old men! / Hisoka thought as he was about to pound his fists on the table when, a tanned hand reached his out. "Eh?"
"A beauty such as yourself, shouldn't lose patience I times like this." Red eyes looked up as he met beautiful emeralds, "Schuldich Takamura, if you may," he brought the boy's delicate hands and kissed it.
"Eh?" The boy couldn't understand what was goin on. He was about to kick this guy's ass for ever doing THAT but somehow, he couldn't. The man indeed was very handsome. / No, no, think straight, Kurosaki!" he mentally scolded himself. / Now, back to the situation, he asked for my name, right? Then, I'll give it to him, he doesn't look like a stalker or something. / "Kurosaki Hisoka."
The other four were confusingly figuring out what was going on. It wasn't likely for Hisoka, know for his promising-pain-death-glare would easily give his name to some carrot-head stranger. And Tsuzuki would NOT stand for this.
The amethyst-eyed man drastically took a step forward, possessively slung an arm on Hisoka's slender shoulders, "Excuse me, is something wrong?"
Anyone could sense the pang of jealousy coming from his voice.
"No," he turned his attention to the lovely youth. "Now would you excuse me," he pulled Hisoka away from Tsuzuki and closer to himself. "I presume that you're available tonight, are you?"
/ I'll kill you, you darn pervert! / "Let go of him, you pervert! He's not a whore!"
The carrot head merely chuckled, "How disgusting of you to presume that I'm a pervert. I was asking him out to dinner and not sleep with him."
"I don't care! I won't let anyone touch him!" Tsuzuki retorted, angry of being insulted.
"My, my, what manners you have! You are most certainly not his lover, are you?" he directed his question to Hisoka who shook his head. "I should have known, no one would ever date an idiot like you!"
"Mr. please!" the boy pleaded, not wanting to create a fuss in the room. "Tsuzuki is my friend, he was only concerned."
"If say so.," he immediately dismissed the topic. "So. are you--"
"Have finished your paperwork?" interrupted by a stern voice.
"Oniisan."
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So.how was it? Was it good? And also, I'd like to thank Akurei and EmpressXu for the suggestions!
Thanks for reading, minna!