Chapter 2 - Oh, Man! What a Morning.
Morning. Shinji is snoring in bed.
The sound of Misato and Asuka rushing around outside in the kitchen.
Misato's Voice: HEYYYYY! Shinji! Get up! You don't wanna be late for School.
Shinji Flings up out of bed.
Shinji (Panic): Ahh! Crap! School I forgot!............... Buh! Blame it on Marilyn.
Shinji Salutes a pin-up of Marilyn Manson on his bedroom wall.
A large Bang struck Shinji's door.
Asuka's Voice (Aggravated): God Damn it Shinji! Wake Up you idiot! (repeats several loud bangs on the door) Get Up!
Shinji Crawls out of bed.
Shinji (Complaining): Awhh! I'll do it this afternoon.
Shinji lays back down only on his cluttered messy floor.
Shinji (Thinks): I better clean today. I've been living with them two too long.
Asuka burst through the door enraged.
Shinji sits up in a flash but with a PSM issue stuck to his cheek with Yuna (FFX-2) on the cover.
Shinji (Anxious): Ah! Asuka? I was - Ummm - Just -
Asuka (Fuming): Oh! Your Such a Pervert! (Snarls)
Shinji watches Asuka storm out.
Asuka's voice: I cant believe him!!
Shinji Groans.
Shinji (Complains): Why does she get so pissed off. Its so stupid.
Misato steps in wearing her T-shirt and Cut-offs.
Misato (Sensitive): It bothers you doesn't it?
Shinji (Answers): It does.
Misato (Scowl): Tell you what bothers me?
Shinji: What?
Misato (Suspicious): the Mountain of my panties under your bed.
Shinji turns his head in embarrassment.
Misato (Irritated): I want them back! Shinji. You stole my only pair left last night!
Shinji sighs. He can no longer look Misato in the eyes now.
Shinji peals the PSM and crawls under his bed to drag out the mass molded pile of Misato's stuck together panties.
Misato slightly embarrassed.
Misato (Humiliated): Heh - that's - a few.
Shinji (replying): Yeah, 4 months, 5 days and 7 hrs worth of collecting.
Misato stood there silent for a moment.
Misato: Your sick shinji.
Shinji points to the Marilyn Manson Poster.
Misato (Understanding): Oh.......
Shinji drags the slimy pile of under-wear across the floor and over a pointless power extension lead.
Instantly shinji is electrified and launched back into the wall behind him.
Misato (Traumatized): Ah! Shinji are you alright! (runs to his aid)
Shinji craddled a shoulder. but only looked shaken by the expirence.
Shinji (Agonizingly): Im-Im alright Misato. (shakes)
Misato Examines Shinji's face when there is a haunting hiss from behind.
Misato spins around and shinji looks up to see a beastly formation of clutter mostly composed of Misato's dirty panties, PSM mags, Shinji's Favorite KoRn T-shirt.
Shinji (Complains): Ah crap! Not my Favorite KoRn T-shirt!
And Red bull cans for limbs, with an extension cord for a tail.
Shinji (Panics): ITS-ITS-ITS AN ANGEL!
Misato (Slaps Shinji): Don't be a fool! Its a ClutterMon. These are Rare.
Multi-color dots speed past Misato in the backdrop.
Misato whips out a Poke Ball from inside her Cut-Offs.
Shinji eyes widen.
Shinji (Surprised): Wow! That was COOL!
Misato (Lines up a throw): GO POKEBALL!
Misato throws it with unbelievable speed straight into Pen-Pen.
The Poke Ball strikes down and in a red flashing beam sucks Pen-Pen in.
Misato stood stunned.
Shinji (Puzzled): Errrh - I didn't know Pen-Pen was a Pokemon.
The Cluttermon shrieks in fear and scuttles off in a mad panic.
Misato Chases it.
Misato (Furious): Get Back Here!
Misato races out of the room passing the rocking Poke Ball Pen-Pen is in.
Shinji (Sighs): Dang! Now I can't steal them back. (Sigh heavily) Life's a Drag.
Shinji Cautiously steps out of his room. Sounds of Misato yelling orders.
Misato voice (Demanding): Attack Attack! (Brief pause) NOOO!
Asuka voice (Complains): What smells like -
Shinji slinks along the wall and sees Misato sitting at the kitchen table with the Cluttermon who was disguised in a coat, sunglasses, and hat and Asuka, who is trying to ignore them as she eats her Kellogg's breakfast cerial.
Misato (Slap her hand down on the table): HAH! TAKE THAT!
Shinji (Puzzled): Wha-Whats going on here? What happened to catching it?
Misato (Shrugs): He challenged me to a Game of Duel monsters. I couldn't say "No". Not with the Cards Kaji gave me!
Asuka (Snickers): How did he give them to you?
Misato (Replied): He stuck them up my - .................... Never mind!
Asuka whispers to Shinji while Misato Duels.
Asuka (Whisper): Kaji only gives gifts if he puts them in our -
Shinji (Interrupts): (Speaking under Misato's loud voice) What? How would you know that?
Asuka (Smirks): 'Cause I know from experience. That's why.
Shinji (Disbelief): No you don't.
Asuka: Well.... I saw him and Misato do-.
Shinji (Disbelief): No you didn't
Asuka (Annoyed): Fine! I didn't ask you to believe me anyway!
Misato cheers in the background.
Shinji: You know Kaji faked his death so he could get away from both you and Misato.
Room went silent.
Asuka, Misato and Clutter were staring at Shinji.
Shinji's cell Phone is heard ringing in Shinji's room breaking the silence.
Shinji (Stepping back): Heheh.. I was-Kidding! heheh. Phone is ringing - So - I'll just -
Shinji nervously steps back down the hall into his room.
Shinji answers the phone.
Phone (Toji's voice): Hey Man! Hurry up! - We were gonna raid the Girls change room before school gets started! Whats keeping you?
Shinji (Answers): Well. things haven't exactly gone to plan this morning.
Phone (Toji): Another Clutter?
Shinji (Answers): Yeah. Only this one is made up of Misato's Panties.
Phone (Toji): Were they Wet?
Shinji (Nods): Yeah, Very wet.
Phone (Toji): Tough break man - But! Hurry Up! Its nearly the Next Chapter!
Shinji (Answers): Oh! Right! - Let me change my panties and I'll be right there!
Shinji hangs up.
Toji (Baffled): His Panties?
Morning. Shinji is snoring in bed.
The sound of Misato and Asuka rushing around outside in the kitchen.
Misato's Voice: HEYYYYY! Shinji! Get up! You don't wanna be late for School.
Shinji Flings up out of bed.
Shinji (Panic): Ahh! Crap! School I forgot!............... Buh! Blame it on Marilyn.
Shinji Salutes a pin-up of Marilyn Manson on his bedroom wall.
A large Bang struck Shinji's door.
Asuka's Voice (Aggravated): God Damn it Shinji! Wake Up you idiot! (repeats several loud bangs on the door) Get Up!
Shinji Crawls out of bed.
Shinji (Complaining): Awhh! I'll do it this afternoon.
Shinji lays back down only on his cluttered messy floor.
Shinji (Thinks): I better clean today. I've been living with them two too long.
Asuka burst through the door enraged.
Shinji sits up in a flash but with a PSM issue stuck to his cheek with Yuna (FFX-2) on the cover.
Shinji (Anxious): Ah! Asuka? I was - Ummm - Just -
Asuka (Fuming): Oh! Your Such a Pervert! (Snarls)
Shinji watches Asuka storm out.
Asuka's voice: I cant believe him!!
Shinji Groans.
Shinji (Complains): Why does she get so pissed off. Its so stupid.
Misato steps in wearing her T-shirt and Cut-offs.
Misato (Sensitive): It bothers you doesn't it?
Shinji (Answers): It does.
Misato (Scowl): Tell you what bothers me?
Shinji: What?
Misato (Suspicious): the Mountain of my panties under your bed.
Shinji turns his head in embarrassment.
Misato (Irritated): I want them back! Shinji. You stole my only pair left last night!
Shinji sighs. He can no longer look Misato in the eyes now.
Shinji peals the PSM and crawls under his bed to drag out the mass molded pile of Misato's stuck together panties.
Misato slightly embarrassed.
Misato (Humiliated): Heh - that's - a few.
Shinji (replying): Yeah, 4 months, 5 days and 7 hrs worth of collecting.
Misato stood there silent for a moment.
Misato: Your sick shinji.
Shinji points to the Marilyn Manson Poster.
Misato (Understanding): Oh.......
Shinji drags the slimy pile of under-wear across the floor and over a pointless power extension lead.
Instantly shinji is electrified and launched back into the wall behind him.
Misato (Traumatized): Ah! Shinji are you alright! (runs to his aid)
Shinji craddled a shoulder. but only looked shaken by the expirence.
Shinji (Agonizingly): Im-Im alright Misato. (shakes)
Misato Examines Shinji's face when there is a haunting hiss from behind.
Misato spins around and shinji looks up to see a beastly formation of clutter mostly composed of Misato's dirty panties, PSM mags, Shinji's Favorite KoRn T-shirt.
Shinji (Complains): Ah crap! Not my Favorite KoRn T-shirt!
And Red bull cans for limbs, with an extension cord for a tail.
Shinji (Panics): ITS-ITS-ITS AN ANGEL!
Misato (Slaps Shinji): Don't be a fool! Its a ClutterMon. These are Rare.
Multi-color dots speed past Misato in the backdrop.
Misato whips out a Poke Ball from inside her Cut-Offs.
Shinji eyes widen.
Shinji (Surprised): Wow! That was COOL!
Misato (Lines up a throw): GO POKEBALL!
Misato throws it with unbelievable speed straight into Pen-Pen.
The Poke Ball strikes down and in a red flashing beam sucks Pen-Pen in.
Misato stood stunned.
Shinji (Puzzled): Errrh - I didn't know Pen-Pen was a Pokemon.
The Cluttermon shrieks in fear and scuttles off in a mad panic.
Misato Chases it.
Misato (Furious): Get Back Here!
Misato races out of the room passing the rocking Poke Ball Pen-Pen is in.
Shinji (Sighs): Dang! Now I can't steal them back. (Sigh heavily) Life's a Drag.
Shinji Cautiously steps out of his room. Sounds of Misato yelling orders.
Misato voice (Demanding): Attack Attack! (Brief pause) NOOO!
Asuka voice (Complains): What smells like -
Shinji slinks along the wall and sees Misato sitting at the kitchen table with the Cluttermon who was disguised in a coat, sunglasses, and hat and Asuka, who is trying to ignore them as she eats her Kellogg's breakfast cerial.
Misato (Slap her hand down on the table): HAH! TAKE THAT!
Shinji (Puzzled): Wha-Whats going on here? What happened to catching it?
Misato (Shrugs): He challenged me to a Game of Duel monsters. I couldn't say "No". Not with the Cards Kaji gave me!
Asuka (Snickers): How did he give them to you?
Misato (Replied): He stuck them up my - .................... Never mind!
Asuka whispers to Shinji while Misato Duels.
Asuka (Whisper): Kaji only gives gifts if he puts them in our -
Shinji (Interrupts): (Speaking under Misato's loud voice) What? How would you know that?
Asuka (Smirks): 'Cause I know from experience. That's why.
Shinji (Disbelief): No you don't.
Asuka: Well.... I saw him and Misato do-.
Shinji (Disbelief): No you didn't
Asuka (Annoyed): Fine! I didn't ask you to believe me anyway!
Misato cheers in the background.
Shinji: You know Kaji faked his death so he could get away from both you and Misato.
Room went silent.
Asuka, Misato and Clutter were staring at Shinji.
Shinji's cell Phone is heard ringing in Shinji's room breaking the silence.
Shinji (Stepping back): Heheh.. I was-Kidding! heheh. Phone is ringing - So - I'll just -
Shinji nervously steps back down the hall into his room.
Shinji answers the phone.
Phone (Toji's voice): Hey Man! Hurry up! - We were gonna raid the Girls change room before school gets started! Whats keeping you?
Shinji (Answers): Well. things haven't exactly gone to plan this morning.
Phone (Toji): Another Clutter?
Shinji (Answers): Yeah. Only this one is made up of Misato's Panties.
Phone (Toji): Were they Wet?
Shinji (Nods): Yeah, Very wet.
Phone (Toji): Tough break man - But! Hurry Up! Its nearly the Next Chapter!
Shinji (Answers): Oh! Right! - Let me change my panties and I'll be right there!
Shinji hangs up.
Toji (Baffled): His Panties?